QUARANTINAVILLE – Written by Rush to Reason listener, Jim R. as heard on Rush to Reason on Thursday 4/23.

 
QUARANTINAVILLE
Nibbling on rice cake
Watching my stocks tank
All the takeout covered in foil
Six foot is my thing, face masks are now bling
People’s nerves are beginning to coil
CHORUS
Wasted away in Quarantinaville
Searching for some TP in bulk
Some people say, it’s just bat soup to blame
But I know, it’s the damn commies fault
Don’t know the reason
Been sneezing all season
Nothing to show but this government tattoo
But it’s a real beauty
A Deep State cutie
Now that I got one, it gave me the flu
CHORUS
Wasted away in Quarantinaville
Searching for some TP in bulk
Some people say, it’s just bat soup to blame
But I know, it’s the damn commies fault
Untied my top knot
Slipped on some green snot
Soiled my gloves had to cruise on back home
But there’s booze in the blender
And soon I’ll surrender
To more quarantine orders before it is gone
CHORUS
Wasted away in Quarantinaville
Searching for some TP in bulk
Some people say, it’s just bat soup to blame
But I know, it’s the damn commies fault
 
Written by Rush to Reason listener, Jim R. as heard on Rush to Reason on Thursday 4/23.