Join us as we delve into a whirlwind of topics rooted in current events and compelling societal discussions. Whether it’s humorous tales of Florida Man’s misadventures or serious dialogues on the evolving landscape of gender in sports, this episode promises a balanced blend of entertainment and thought-provoking commentary. With regular segments filled with sarcasm and insights, Dana offers a unique lens on America’s complex realities and cultural shifts.
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Dana Lash’s Absurd Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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Oh, man. Okay, so let’s start with… We have two different stories of this. There’s several different dudes. There’s one dude who… Tossed dog feces at a Tesla Cybertruck in St. Petersburg. He was in Florida. Florida man. The vehicle sentry mode recorded all of it. And the owner wants to find the person who did it. The guy was wearing too short of shorts for his body type. in a Tampa sweatshirt, and he had his socks pulled up like a weirdo. And he was walking around. He had literal dog poop in his hand, and he was throwing it at the car. He threw it at the car, all caught on camera. So they’re looking for the guy. And you said, Kane, that there was another guy who did the same, but it wasn’t in Florida, but it was another guy who did something similar where he smeared it on… That just means that you have to touch something nasty because you’re so mad you’re going to get poop on your hands. Can you imagine being so mad that you’re willing to get poop on your hands because you’re so mad? What is the matter with you? You’re so stinky. Ew.
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Have you ever been that mad to put poop on your hands?
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No.
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Me neither.
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I mean, and by the way, what does it say about the left that they’re like, I’m mad. I’m going to go touch poop. I mean, who? I don’t understand their damage, man. I don’t. All right. This Florida man has an incredible deal for you. You can learn how to win box with a $70 stick and elemental bending. These are lessons to help you to defend yourself. This guy’s selling. He’s got different sticks that he’s literal just regular sticks that he’s selling for upwards of $200, $300. And he’s got different names for them. And he says that you can manifest. elemental bending and I and win box he calls it force boxing and it’s magical martial arts I’m not even joking my first question is how much money is he made because you know there are people out there that have done this he says that for $333.33 I have no idea practitioners can acquire his quote-unquote dragon’s blood stick it’s like your basic stick that is apparently capable of unleashing untamed strength in physical and spiritual realms. It’s thick. And then he’s got a golden age package that’ll teach you elemental bendy. I don’t know, dude, but he’s, I mean, you know, I guess I got to give him props for the hustle.
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It looks reasonably priced.
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Reasonably priced stick, you know, just. Oh, man, a Florida woman was in a Mustang fleece from deputies while out on bond from fleeing from deputies. And then when caught, she’s like, I smoked a little meth or sorry, I may have smoked a little meth. Well, I think you would know if you did that. You know, I’m just saying she has some interesting face tats. She has what I call the jack-o’-lantern eye, which is a triangle pointed up and a triangle pointed down like a jack-o’-lantern. Spring is here and it’s the perfect time to refresh your yard with fast-growing trees. The largest online nursery in the U.S. with thousands of plants from fruit trees to privacy hedges tailored to your climate. They make landscaping easy. And plus, their Alive and Thrive guarantee ensures that your plants arrive healthy and ready to grow. I love how hassle-free the process is. You don’t have to get your car dirty. You don’t have to go to the nursery and have limited options and lug everything around with fast-growing trees. You can save 90% by planting yourself and your trees arrive thriving. There’s no heavy lifting whatsoever. You don’t have messy car rides. So if you’re ready to transform your space, as I am, now’s the time. With fast shipping, expert support, and top quality plants, Fast Growing Trees makes it super easy. Get up to 50% off. Select plants at fastgrowingtrees.com slash Dana. Plus, use code Dana at checkout for an additional 15% off of your first purchase. Visit fastgrowingtrees.com slash Dana and use code Dana. Offer valid for a limited time. Terms apply. Wow. Look at that runner. So far ahead of the other runners. What? Crazy. This is a female. Does that lady have a beard?
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Probably more than that.
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It’s a female track meet. And Juan’s got it. He’s showing you right now. It’s a female track meet. And the, what race is this? This looks like it’s like a, is it a 400? If it. That dude, I’m sorry, I’m looking to see if that dude’s got a beard. Because it’s a dude. The reason that that runner is so far ahead of everybody else is because he has a penis and male bone density and the fast twitch fibers.
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Well, she’s a guy, so.
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He’s got the fast twitch muscle fibers. All of it. That’s why. So this dude set a season record. Yeah, that’s right.
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400. 400.
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After he won the 400-meter race in Portland, Oregon. This guy from McDaniel High School? Yeah, in Portland. By the way, he also, and I know this will stun you, finished first place Kane in the 200-meter race. 400 meter and this is the interscholastic league championship junior in high school he just blows out the competition because he’s a dude went through puberty as a dude so he’s and as you can see all those sucky women are just all the way in the back what
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it’s amazing to me. What if me and all my adult friends just wanted to play a kickball game against, you know, eighth graders or something like, would that be fair for us to take the eighth grade championship trophy from eighth graders as adults playing kickball? Like this is how weird this is. There’s no logic.
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I would totally do that. No, no, no. You just stumbled upon a great idea.
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What?
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Uh, I feel like that should happen. So if this dude can run in a female, I wouldn’t even run in this. What the hell’s the point in this? Right. What is the point? I ran track. I was varsity, went to state, did all of that. I did the 800, 1600, and 3200. You’re nuts. Oh, I loved it.
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I loved it.
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I had like the world’s longest stride. It’s crazy. Anyway, loved it though. I just love the energy that comes from track. Oh my gosh, it’s just amazing. Anyway, I can’t even imagine what it would be like. And I always thought the 400 was really difficult. 400 is a very difficult race, I think, because let me get nerdy for a moment. So you have the 800 meter, that’s two laps. 1600 is four laps. 3200 is eight laps. And 3200 is two miles. 1600 is a mile. 800 is half a mile. 400 is a quarter. So I always thought the 400 was the hardest race ever to run because you can’t sprint the whole lap. but you gotta be fast. And I always think also, I think it’s the 400 and the 100, 400, 100, and 200. That is, boy, oh boy, can you tell the difference between men and women. And the difference with their muscles and their makeup and everything, it is a very, it’s a difficult race anyway to run. I think the 400 is the hardest because the 800, you have a lot more time to strategize. You know, you kind of, you start fast to get yourself in a good position, but you don’t necessarily want to run to the top of the pack immediately and you hold your position, right? you don’t let anybody see your cards you don’t let the other runners know how you’re going to move it’s assumed that everybody’s going to start you know the last 200 meters to move into place but if you have strategized well with your lap then you then then you already are in a good position it’s a very difficult because it’s like half sprint for three quarters of it and then a full sprint for like 200 meters it’s really hard and you have to have that that fast capability i am not fast but but I have endurance for days. So that’s the, my husband was a sprinter. He did hockey and then he did sprinting. He did one in 200, which is crazy. It’s like the, I think they’re so hard. Everyone thinks that the shortest races and they’re, I’m like, yeah, but I think that they’re the hardest. I’m watching this dude and it’s just, it’s on display. What as a runner, I wouldn’t even get in the blocks. What’s the point? The race is already determined. The end is already written. Why would you? Why would you? Why even do it? It takes all of the fun out of it. You’re racing for second class. You’re racing for second best. And everyone’s there to watch it. It’s like a vanity event for the male pretending to be a female. And that’s what these athletes are doing. They’re using women’s sports as vanity events. They treat them like the JV League and vanity exercises. I mean, my heart breaks for these girls. You see the one girl that crossed the line. She looked like she was tired, but also like, can you believe it? Yeah, just this defeated expression. If I was the coach, my team would not be running in this event. I’d be like, you take the Franken beans and you put it with the dudes. We’re not doing this stuff. I’m going to tell you what. These males that are pretending to be ladies and running in women’s events, why don’t you grow a real pair? Because women, we didn’t take over men’s sports. We created our own. And you people can do the same. Create your own league. But you’re not taking over women’s sports. But see, this isn’t about creating their own league. This is about conquering. If you support this, you hate women. You are anti-woman. It’s abusive. I think it is abusive. It is sexist and abusive to see this stuff. No way would I allow it. If I was a parent, if I was a coach, no way. But nothing’s going to stop until people start standing up against this. I mean, here’s the executive order. You have the states that are bucking EOs. Under Biden and under Obama, we were told you can’t do that. That’s not allowed. Remember? How many times have we been told that over and over and over again? No, that’s not allowed. Mm-mm. No, you got to just do it. You got to do it. Can’t tell you’re not going to get out of this. They sued Jim Brewer. I mean, remember the lawfare that they undertook against Jan Brewer just for immigration issues? This is the Oregon School Activities Association, the governing body for this league. They said that gender identity participation, their policy allows for students to participate for the athletic or activity program of their consistently asserted gender identity. So stupid. So they hate women. And they also, I would imagine that this giant dude gets to change in the locker room with ladies. This is the same school that came under fire last year, by the way, because they had a different dude who competed against girls. So yeah, to Kane’s point, kids sports. Why can’t we just go take over these like, you know, Kane, we could go right now and take over kids sports and just kick their backsides, dude. I would be knocking people out in dodgeball.
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Oh, dodgeball?
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Dude, dodgeball. I am so flipping good at dodgeball. If there’s an Olympic sport for skeeball or dodgeball, anything about throwing balls, I’m in.
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I can dodge and duck. Diving, I’m having a hard time with. But dodge and duck, pretty easy.
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Dude, I turn into a ninja. I develop these, I have this fast reaction that I don’t normally have. It comes out of nowhere. It’s like Kane. I have a stand, like in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. It just comes out and moves me randomly, you know, when it sees that kickball coming at me. I’m just saying. Kickball, too? Oh, man, I’d be so good in kickball. Dude.
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We could dominate all the middle schools.
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Why don’t we? And just, like, for a minute be like, no, no, no, identify as a middle schooler.
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Yeah.
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And then walk onto the field like…
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I mean, that’s literally as logical as what we’re seeing with the transgender movement and men wanting to be in women’s sports.
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If a dude can demand that the government rearrange his genitalia like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree kids and have it be taxpayer funded, then why can’t I identify as a billionaire and demand that the government make my fantasy true? The government is not, you know, the fairy godmother. It’s not granting wishes. It’s not the old genie in a bottle thing, right? But that’s the way that these leftist activists treat it. They act like they can just rub the genie bottle, rub the lamp, and then, you know, this gin’s going to pop out and give you three wishes. It’s not the way it works. I wish to be a woman. Well, you’re not. And this is reality. But they act like the government can just do that. Grant my wish, government. Government’s not in the business of granting wishes. But they do treat it that way. And so why can’t I do the same? I am a billionaire. I identify as one. And I demand that the government will call it affirmation. But I want you to make the fantasy real. But they they they call that affirmation. You have to affirm this person meaning. And that’s, by the way, what they used to mean with tolerance. So back in the day when we were growing up, you were told tolerance, tolerance, tolerance. Right. And then tolerance. They use that word for a little bit longer. But at some point it actually meant acceptance. So it wasn’t just tolerance and civil coexisting. It was, oh, acceptance. Now it is affirmation. So it’s gone from tolerance to acceptance. Now it’s an affirmation. And with affirmation, you have to grant the wish, meaning you have to compromise your reality to make their fantasy true. Now, what makes them more special than you? Why should they have their reality granted? And why must your reality be compromised? Because they’re useful stooges is why. That’s why. That’s literally it. That’s it. It’s the only reason. We’re all the feminists about all this stuff. Where’s that Gloria Steinem? That old cocktail shrimp of a woman. Where’s she at? Oh, she’s at her house in Montecito. Doesn’t she live in Santa Barbara or something like that? She’s given up the grift. No, she’s still grifts. But now she, you know, posits herself as like an icon of like an icon of vagina or something. I don’t know. And she she’s just like, I guess, pick just lop lasers around in her garden and Santa Barbara. I don’t know. But where are all these feminists? Well, that’s even changed. So you have second wave, which was about we have first wave feminism, which was about how can women can we just simply also make determinations of our government? And can we inherit property when our husband that we’ve been married to for 11 million years passes away? So we’re not destitute dying in the street. That was, you know, the Susan B. Anthony, respectable Christian woman. I get it. Yeah, I think. And Republicans, Republican men all got on the same boat. square with that. Do you know how feminists were created? From progressive men. Progressive men who hated women going out to vote. It sounds like some fake right people today, doesn’t it? It sounds like some fake right people today. Allergies. Thank you. But in truth, it’s progressive men that were opposed to the Republican men, the Christian men, the females activists like Susan B. Anthony. And then from their their ire at all of that helped generate and their mistreatment of women in the workplace. Because Christian men didn’t mistreat women. Republican men. It’s progressive men. That’s how you got second wave. And then from there it went to abortion and everything else. And then the progressive men were like, you know what? We kind of like this idea of screwing anything with a pulse. And if we knock it up, we don’t have to take care of the baby. They looked at women as just sexual commodities. Oh, then we don’t have to take care of the baby. So then progressive men, under the guise of feminism, acted like they gave everything. a rat’s backside about women and they decided to back abortion because it meant less responsibility constraint and expense for them and these gullible women bought into it hook line and sinker and then you got now feminism was can we just vote and now it’s men are also women that’s the that is the full circle moment it is insane but that’s that’s the story of feminism so Where are they at? Oh, they’ve been they’ve allowed the movement to get co-opted entirely. They spent more time attacking women that posed a threat to that progressive patriarchal position. And now look at them. They’re nowhere to be found. I mean, it is the ultimate irony. The new fourth wave feminism is about men literally consuming women and becoming them, absorbing them, becoming a unisex. That’s what it is. It’s unbelievable. And they’re nowhere to be found. Caltech, Florida-based company, great company. 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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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Stock market today, Dow’s risen 383 points, S&P 500, NASDAQ has ended sharply higher after the Fed is sticking with the forecast for two cuts in 2025. So supremely significant. We’re going to talk to Charles Payne about all of this stuff as well coming up. Plus, you know, you have Moody’s chief, Mark Zandi, is telling news outlets that POTUS is tanking a rip-roaring economy today. that he inherited. Joe Biden was so great for the economy, says this dude. Wait until we we’re going to I’m just going to present this to Charles Payne. It’s like a new story and just let him go because just see what he he’s not going to like it. Canadian airline canceled a flight to Tennessee as other U.S. routes have been suspended. That’s fine. That’s more Tennessee whiskey for the rest of us. There you go. You Mounties. So they said that the tense political climate is contributing to the cancellation of flights. That’s been targeted, obviously. Tennessee City targeted by the country’s tariffs. So they’re not having it. They’ve even pulled Tennessee whiskey from store shelves. Remember when they made fun of us for Freedom Fries? You guys don’t get to do that anymore. We didn’t pull the fries. We just renamed them. Ben and Jerry’s, because they’re stupid and their ice cream is heinous and overpriced, says its CEO was fired for the company’s political posts. They said that they’re accusing their parent company, Unilever, of breaching its merger contract by ousting their CEO for the brand’s repeated public comments. Because they hate Jewish people. You know, they love Hamas. They’re big time communists. Did I say that their ice cream sucks out loud? It does. It’s like if you took dirt and cow feces and you froze it after whipping it and put it in a little pint. It tastes the exact same. Do you want to have diabetes and not actually taste the flavor of your ice cream because there’s so much processed sugar in it? Then have a big bite of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. Smile. Wink. Nobody likes them. I have issues with them. I’m very particular about my ice cream. I hate it. But I will eat Handel’s ice cream. Now, Andy’s isn’t the best. It’s Handel’s. And I will fight you to the death on this. I will stake my whole everything on Handel’s ice cream being the best. That’s how serious I am. Robot dog learns adapts like humans, according to a Swedish AI startup that wants to kill us all with robot dogs. We’re all excited about this one. You know, you can go out North Korea style, but with robots. Because they just use regular dogs. They’re too poor and communist and dictator-y. So they can’t use, they can’t afford these robot dogs. But they said that they have, they’ve created a robot dog named Luna. It has a functional digital nervous system. It can learn and adapt like humans. Says it’s company Intuacel. It’s going to kill us all. This is how horror movies have started. I’ve seen this.
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Dose is not dismantling Social Security. And even with reconciliation, we are not allowed to touch Social Security. The work that I have specifically been doing, I am on the Judiciary Committee and the Natural Resources Committee. I worked for the U.S. Department of Agriculture, helping Wyoming family farmers deal with droughts. This is Congresswoman Harriet Hagan.
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from Wyoming. She’s a Republican. She was defending Doge at a recent town hall and she was entirely booed. First off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the top of this first hour. You have probably seen people. I want you to be very aware that they’re trying to bait you into outrage. Because I’ve seen some Republicans in my state of Texas fall to this scam. So here’s the deal. Usually when congressional members return, they always have like listening sessions. And of course, you can visit their office and they always have like a liaison there. to talk with you if they’re not there or if they’re otherwise occupied. And they also schedule town halls. I’ve yet to see a Republican that’s dodged actually holding, like the Republican and their staff, like organizing the town hall. So I’ve seen that happen in numerous districts. But what this is, there is a left-wing group. It’s called Indivisible, and that’s the only time I’m going to give them the attention. my valuable attention or any kind of airing. It is a national left-wing group And they’ve got some very interesting funding arteries, including a group that has its money because George Soros gives millions of dollars to it. So he’ll give money to a big group. And then this group then donates to these subsidiary groups. So that’s where the Soros ties come from. And the reason that we know this is because it all has to be federally filed. And you have websites like Open Secrets, Transparency USA, etc. And you literally can see it. So all the people on the left who are like, why do you guys always talk about Soros? I don’t know. Why is he always donating to this stuff? I mean, we’re just the messengers. Here’s the black and white fact of the matter. He donated to this group, which then gave that money to this group. That’s how they work. That’s how he’s always done it. And those groups have been around longer than these people on the left have been claiming otherwise. I mean, they’ve been around for a long time. So this group, they have… they have little organizations of left-wing activists in every state, including here in Texas. And ours is run by this cantankerous old boil on the backside of political discourse. And I’m not giving them any other attention beyond that because they crave it. And they’re hateful. Like I remember there was a Trump teen event that was in our town. And one of my kids went to it. It was, it was like a Trump, like teens for Trump thing. And one of my kids went to it. And this dude was, And this little activist group they dressed up as grim reapers in the parking lot replete with scythes. That’s creepy. That’s literally what they did. There’s video and picture which I’m not showing you because it glorifies them. That’s how they view it. It is wild. So I just want to let you know, that’s the level of organized left wing activism. That’s what we’re seeing in my state. And I know it’s in Missouri. I know it’s in Oklahoma. It’s in Florida. It’s in Georgia. It’s all over. Now, the reason I bring this up is because this is the group that is behind these fake town halls. So our congressperson here is Congresswoman Beth Van Dyne. So they had reached out, this group, like just a handful of days ago. I don’t even think it was a full week. And you know, congressional members, they’re in office, they’re in D.C., they go to their districts, they go and they meet, like I think they go on a CODEL, they’re going on a CODEL or something, like SpaceX or something like that. I mean, they’ve got a pretty full calendar. So when you’re scheduling meetings, you know, events with them, you kind of need to make it more than a few days out. Right. So what they did is they pretended that they were having a town hall last night and they reached out just like a handful of days ago to her office. And we’re like, we’re holding a town hall and we want the congresswoman to be there. Well, her office is, you know, is telling them. And I spoke with someone in her office there. I mean, she’s busy. I think she’s actually with members of Congress today on a professional congressional trip. So there was there was any way that especially in that kind of short notice, you can’t have lawmakers that do that. But they knew that they set it up in advance like that, knowing that, oh, well, we’re going to do it to where we know that they can’t come. And then they can spin that in the press as this congressperson is dodging town halls. Well, here’s what other what else is weird about it. So in addition to doing it very last minute, normally when you go to a town hall, have you all been you’ve all been to a town hall, at least one of them, right? I’ve organized some on behalf of grassroots before and I’ve attended some. You always know where they’re going to be. Right. It’s all public. Like you go. Usually it’ll be like a Web page, you know, where they just register your information. It’s a site where they register information and whatever. Maybe you have to. Some of them were like, just give us an email address and that’s it. Right. It’s usually what they do. Or here it is. Are you coming or not? So they can anticipate. You know, it doesn’t matter. Sometimes they don’t. Sometimes they just. But my point is that the common denominator in all of this is that the address is always public. And there are tons of people that show up that never, ever put in anything or they just show up because it wasn’t required. What this group did that was weird is they refused to publicize the location of the event. They didn’t have it up online. In order to get the address, you had to give them like all of your information. You had to fill out this form and they were as not just your email, like your number, all this stuff. And you couldn’t give bunk information because I tried. They had to verify it first before then they would send you the address. Now, is that not weird? So it’s a far left wing group that has already been protesting against Doge and against Elon Musk and against Tesla. A far left group that literally dressed up as Grim Reapers to stalk and scare kids. That’s how I view it anyway. I mean, you’re showing up at these events, following kids around. How is that not the definition of that? It’s creepy. They do all of this stuff, but then they want your private information to come to a town hall. Do you find that dangerous? Now, the reason I ask that is what was the story that we talked about yesterday? All of these conservatives and Republicans all around the country have been getting swatted. Wasn’t there somebody else that got swatted last night? See another more video of this doorbell footage and looks like somebody got swatted again. I wouldn’t want to give anyone my information. How are you assured that they’re not using your information to swat you later? Because I was wondering, how is it that these people are swatting all of these very prominent folks on the right? How are they getting their information to swat them? I’m just wondering. So why would you I mean, why would you feel comfortable giving these people your private information, especially when there’s now we know that there’s the same the same type of ideology, the same activists created the website, which is a repository of all of the Tesla owners in the country, all of the Tesla dealerships. And they’re trying to extort you to have your private information, your address. your everything. They got phone numbers up there. They’ve got social media, all the information. It’s crazy. You have to show them that you sold your Tesla in order for them maybe to take your information off the site, right? So I don’t know why any congressional member would go to a fake town hall. They had a big inflatable Trump there at this thing. It was a big inflatable orange Trump and they were mocking it and all this stuff. And they had these pre-printed, excuse me, auctioneer signs with Congresswoman Van Dyne’s face on them. And they and you would put and they were it was creepy. It was all old white people. I know that’s important to the left because they always immediately look for the audience race, racial makeup. It was all old white people. Every bit of them. I saw it. It was all white people. And so they and all they did, it was like it was like five minutes hate. It was a five minutes hate session. That’s all it was. Why would any congressional member show up to a fake town hall purposefully made private so that they can control it entirely and only allow in leftists? And then they would turn around and use it as a five minutes hate struggle session to harass and scream at the lawmaker and then use that as video and send it to MSNBC. That’s what happened to a congressman in Georgia. It was a leftist organized event. And who is it? Rich McCormick. He went there. Goodwill thought it was a good faith gesture. And of course, they ambushed him. I want to go there. Of course, they ambushed him. He went there. His mistake was he thought he was he was doing it out of good faith. They weren’t. You can never assume good faith anything with the left. If there’s anything that history and my career has taught me is to always expect betrayal and the worst and screaming and probably violence from them always. That’s the remote. But why would you go to that? Why would you go to that as an attendee if you weren’t a hardcore communist? That’s all they did. They sat there and they bitched around for, I mean, how long can you get there and complicate? How long can you have a town hall where you’re just yelling at stuff?
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You got to have some stamina to keep it up.
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I can’t be mad that long. I get tired. And I’m like, hmm, I need a nap. Been really mean today. You know, I just really, it drains you, right, to be that mad all the time. I don’t know how these people do it. Maybe that’s why they all look so old. Even when they’re, I mean, I don’t know. It just would look like a room full of old people. They may have been in their 20s. I don’t know. I mean, you know, hate ages you. Really aren’t at all. But this is what they’ve been doing. The Free Beacon has a great piece on this group. that has been doing all of this stuff, this indivisible whatever, and they have been paying people. to do it. So they pay people to do this stuff. So they, I think I was looking at the cost. They outline, you can get up to $200 per congressional recess for protest expenses. So they pay you. If you take video, they’ll pay you. If you make signage, they’ll pay you. If you like pass out promotional materials, they’ll pay you, right? And they said that they’ll send you cardboard depictions. So they get like life-size cardboard cutouts of the congressional member that’s paid for by the national organization. And that’s what they’ve been doing. So none of this is grassroots. We never, ever. And I can’t tell you how many Tea Party events I organized. I cannot tell you how in numerous states. We literally never. ever had our expenses covered by any kind of national organization. That’s the difference between the right and left. When we did it, we transformed Congress. We took Barack Obama’s congressional majority away from him. And then a lot of people who are in office now, including POTUS, would never have been in office were it not for the Tea Party. And we never got paid for anything. These people, whether it’s this latest or whether it was Burn Loop Murder or the Chess Chop people, right? Is that right? Slap Chop people in Seattle? Oh, wait. I’m thinking of the great product, Slap Chop, where you can chop everything all at once and it’s all uniform. Can you tell I really like that product? Just a little hitting it on my counter. Anyway. getting distracted uh they i mean i there was i think it was andy no that came out that they were getting paid uh the occupy wall street people that was paid they were having food delivered people bought them their tents etc uh everything so yeah they can and they said every one of these individual indivisible groups you can request up you know several hundred dollars for engaging your you know you gotta and they’ll pay you for it where are they getting this money to do it Oh, that’s right. Soros. Because they get from a larger organization that Soros dumps into. It’s all true. It’s all factual. I mean, you can go and look online and see it hard data yourself if you don’t believe me. So that’s that’s just so you know, if you are going to a town hall, you should never be having to give up any of your information if you don’t want to. Number one, if it’s organized by a congressional person, never, ever give your info to these groups. And I think some people might be confused. I just don’t want anyone to be confused and think these are legitimate town halls. They are not. They’re five minutes hate struggle sessions put on by communists. You do not want to give them your info.
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