In this episode of Dana Lash’s Absurd Truth Podcast, Dana dives deep into some of the most bizarre and thought-provoking news out of Florida, including an outrageous story of parenting gone wrong. She raises the question: are we getting the whole story or is there more to these absurd headlines? Dana also takes a critical look at political figure Marjorie Taylor Greene’s recent statements on labor and immigration. Through analysis and humor, Dana breaks down the implications of shifting political allegiances and labor dynamics.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right, we are going all the way to the very end of the list for our first headline because I’ve been waiting all weekend to talk about this headline. Florida parents left a 16-year-old by the side of the road with a bag of guns and said, go on and fend for yourself, say police. Now, the parents have too many damn names, Kane. Bradley, Leon, Guerrero, Santos. Now, you get three. Stop it. OK, so you can be Bradley Leon Guerrero. Santos is his last name. So he’s got to drop either Leon or Guerrero. It’s too damn many names. And then Rosanella Boya, 35, are facing child neglect charges. They were near Sarasota. There was a 911 call on October 1st about a suspicious male who was walking on the side of Interstate 75. When police approached, the boy reluctantly identified himself as, you know, this is his parents kid. And he said when he got home from school that day, his parents told him they were taking a trip. He went walk the dog. He saw them throwing like. clothes into duffel bags and then they rushed him and his eight-year-old sibling into the car he said that their destination was quote either guam or idaho and he didn’t want to go so that’s when they kicked him out of the car left him with two pistols in a bag and some cash and then they told him to take care of the house and that was it they were arrested clearly uh he said his father’s very religious often gives him difficult tasks to test his mental fortitude. And they said that they told the son that he was the chosen one. I don’t know. Like part of me is like, that’s a really good idea. No, I’m joking. Part of me is like, you know, scared straight. Maybe. I don’t know. Are we getting the full story?
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It’s just like throwing your kids in the pool to teach them how to swim. It’s kind of like that.
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Yeah. With a bag of guns and some cash, you know, on the side of a highway. I mean, why didn’t they just leave him at the house? Why did they take him? That doesn’t make any sense. So they’re charged with child neglect also because there were pistols that they left the 16 year old with. They got they got another charge for that. So it was like a minor to access a firearm, something of that nature. I just think that there are ways that you can instruct kids on this type of thing without throwing them on the side of the road at like the middle of the night and then leaving him and no, he has no way of contacting anybody. nothing he had no phone nothing so just saying there’s probably better ways to do it but also at the same time i’m like you know how many people had family that’s like would you know put them in the woods and say okay come back in an hour i mean in sweden they let their kids sleep outside in snow drifts so just saying all right uh let’s see a florida man smacks people with a metal shelf in a public’s fight Publix fight. This is a new thing. All right. So a brawl began inside a Miami-Dade Publix, and there is video footage per the New York Post. The shirtless Florida man, who was also shoeless, grabbed, I guess he took apart an end cap. on an aisle and then started like beating people with the metal shelf. There were large parties of people that broke out after an aggressive verbal argument and then that turned then physical. Yeah, this looks bad. The half-naked man, Clement Mann, C-L-I-M-O-N-T, two N’s. He picked up one of the shelves from the end cap and started whacking two women brawling on the ground. I don’t even know who’s at fault here. I really don’t. Just arrest everybody because it looks like everybody’s involved in doing something. Look, don’t tear apart store shelves at a Publix and beat each other with the shelving. I mean, it goes without saying for most of us, but some people, they need the reminder. Folks who help bring you the program, Caltech’s KS7 Gen 2 Shotgun. It is one of the latest upgrades. you got a ks7 gen 2 you got five slot picatinny rail style rail uh you can add all kinds of grips lights you can keep it flush and sleek it’s a smoother pump action shotgun for faster cleaner cycling you got enhanced durability as all of the original ks7 advantages super lightweight and just under seven pounds unloaded compact bullpup design so you got a lot of I mean, it’s great for tight spaces, right? It’s a lot of maneuverability in tight spaces, ambidextrous downward shell ejection, 7 plus 1 capacity for stopping power, all of that. You can also get the Defender package. There’s a lot of cool things that come along with that. MSRP for this, only $639. It’s from Kel-Tec, made in America, Florida-based. K-E-L-T-E-C, weapons.com. It’s the KS7 Gen 2. Tell them Dana sent you.
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As a conservative and as a business owner in the construction industry and as a realist, I can say we have to do something about labor. And that needs to be a smarter plan than just rounding up every single person and deporting them just like that.
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Hmm. She’s doing a slow shift to the left. I mean, it’s like I think you made the point we’re sort of like taking we’re getting Fetterman and they’re getting her because this is not the first time that she’s sort of been sliding to the left on some stuff, especially judging by where she used to be previously on this. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you at the bottom of this third hour. That was Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was saying that, well, we’ve got to do something about labor that needs to be a smarter plan than rounding people up and deporting them. Well, I’m still all about deporting people, so I don’t. I mean, if you’re America First, then you’re also in support of ensuring that those who entered illegally and skirted accountability and responsibility aren’t rewarded. That seems pretty forthright. She’s getting a lot of I think she’s getting a lot of criticism about this, though. Understandably, it does seem like a leftist position. She’s saying, well, you know, as a works as a, you know, in construction, she what is she talking about? Labor, cheap labor. So what did seem like she was kind of alluding to, right? I don’t know. What is your thought on it, Cain? You think she’s alluding to cheap labor?
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Would she not want to round everyone up who entered her home illegally? Like, is she being inconsistent there? Because if someone came in my house uninvited, I’d be all active in rounding them up and getting them out, or… ending their life, whatever.
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I mean, didn’t she say as a construction business owner, she’s saying, I don’t think we should just like, basically it sounds like she’s saying we, I don’t, I’m not in favor of deporting illegals that.
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I don’t like to inject meaning where, but that’s what it sounds like. It sure sounds like that.
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I mean, that’s what it does sound like that. That’s what it sounds like. She’s saying, well, as a business owner, a realist, we have to do something about labor and that needs to be a smarter plan than just rounding up. Okay. So what, It’s also very different from how she started, I have to say. It sounds very different from how she started. There has to be a consequence or a penalty of importing people in just simply to reduce the price of labor. Let’s think about that for a minute. There has to be a smarter plan. mitigate labor costs than just importing in people that you think can do it at a cheaper price how about that for starters you see what i mean it’s like it’s a shift left but without the intelligence behind it and i’m not saying i don’t really believe that there’s an intelligence behind some of the positions on the left but that would be a more i mean it’s still wrong but it would be a more reasonable position than what she just said doesn’t make any sense I mean, that’s exactly what it is. Yes, opposition to deportation because you don’t support the importation of cheap labor illegally. That is actually a smart plan. That is a smart way. Did you people think this was going to be easy? Did you think that correcting decades of dissent into madness was going to be easy? Did you think that it was just everyone can sit on their ass and the hard work will get done because somebody will do it, but not going to be me, not going to affect me, not going to affect my bottom line? I mean, for real, is that what people, do they think that? I mean, I got questions about this. Cut 28. This is Don Lemon. He was in Chicago and he was attempting to talk to people about border crossing illegally and arguing with them that it’s not a crime. He didn’t fare so well in this exchange. Listen.
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Okay, crossing the border illegally is not a crime?
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No, it’s not a criminal act. It’s a misdemeanor.
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So why are they being sent back and saying that they’re breaking the law?
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That’s the point. Okay, as somebody that… We don’t know if they’re breaking the law because they won’t tell. There’s no due process. Where’s the evidence? That’s the whole point. And if they are breaking the law, most people will say, okay, then they need to go if they’re criminals. But if they’re not, why are they being rounded up and sent out? Especially when he promised to deport the criminals. And now he’s not doing that.
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I don’t think we’re going to… Misdemeanor is not a crime. So misdemeanor is not a criminal act?
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It’s not a criminal act, no. If you get charged with a misdemeanor, that’s not a criminal act.
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What the hell is a fucking charge at all then? If it’s not a criminal act?
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Because we have different levels of crime. Everything is not the same.
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So it is crime? No. It’s just a different level.
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We have different levels of… I shouldn’t say crime, but it’s not a crime. You’re not breaking the law.
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A misdemeanor of what? Why is it called a misdemeanor? What’s this cause? A misdemeanor of what? Why is it called a misdemeanor? Oh, for the love, dude. My dude. Come on. It is. That doesn’t make it doesn’t make any sense. I just I still, you know, some of the people on the right, especially those who are in the MTG camp, like what? Again, I go back to how easy do they think this is going to be? I mean, it’s not going to be comfortable to get back on the track that we need to get on. It’s not going to be comfortable because there are hard decisions that have to be made. And, you know, the whole purpose was to get to this point so that we could make these decisions and then put those decisions in motion, the result of that. Good night. It’s just bizarre. It’s bizarre. Our partners that bring you the program, the folks at All Family Pharmacy, love the folks at All Family Pharmacy. I actually had to use them again. So my son who is in college ended up getting strep throat. And he was able to get medication in there, but I wanted to be able to get him something that helps his throat, right? You can get, I think it’s like, I can’t pronounce it properly. It’s like Benzonatate or whatever. You know what it is, Cain. This is one of the things you can get at All Family Pharmacy. You go in, you fill out, you pick what you need, you answer some questions, the doctor reviews your request. issues of prescription and your medicines are sent in as fast as like two to four days or overnighted in a pinch if you need it. And they have literally everything. NAD plus, they have ivermectin. They’ve got all of the antibiotics that you need. The azithromycin, the amoxicillin, stuff I can’t pronounce. A lot of things I can’t pronounce. Your everyday medications, emergency kits, everything. Ladies, you can get Latisse for your eyelashes. So you don’t have to worry about doing the tube and mascara or getting them extensions. You get you some Latisse at All Family Pharmacy. I mean, literally everything. Here’s the other part that I love. Everything is made in the USA. I don’t know of any other pharmacy where you’re getting all the precursors for this stuff and the final product, all USA made. You can stock up today at allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana, where I am a huge customer, and I use my own name, Dana10, as my code, because that’s how you get 10% off. Allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana, code Dana10 for 10% off.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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So Diane Keaton passed away. That kind of came out of nowhere. Yeah. I don’t know much about her, but apparently they said that she’d put her house up for sale. Her health had declined very suddenly in recent months, and she was apparently very thin. But that’s kind of sad. She was 79 years old. October 11th is when they announced it. Also, let’s see. They’re saying, are we heading for a big crash? I’m not even going to read this headline because it’s so stupid. It makes me want to break everything and just go back to bed. I just want to break everything, throw things around because I’m so tired of these stupid headlines. I don’t like Trump, so I’m going to write something stupid about the economy. That’s what they do. That’s what these things are. That’s what it is. Kane, am I wrong? No, Dana, you’re so right. You’re so right. It’s just painful. See, that’s your sentiment.
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It doesn’t hurt. There’s no pain in it.
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I don’t want to read on this one either. What in the world? So this guy is at St. Peter’s Basilica and he… Drops trout and urinates inside St. Peter’s Basilica. And, of course, all the tourists are shocked. It was on a Vatican altar during they were having mass. But he did that. And I just, like, I know exactly where they did it. How does someone do this? Like, they were able to get him. He was unidentified. And he climbed the steps. I know nothing about this. I’m just reading it as it is from the Sun, British paper. It’s this altar of confession. It’s one of the most sacred spots in Catholicism. And it’s where the Pope himself traditionally celebrates Mass. And then that’s when he dropped Trow and decided to take a leak. It was during the 9 a.m. Mass. And the crowd was just… I think most of them didn’t know what they were seeing. Or they were trying to figure out, are we seeing what we’re seeing? Because there were those expressions too. But security was able to get him out. That’s just… Can you imagine how to clean that? It’s so gross. Why are people nasty? So this guy, a dad, according to New York Post, this is a dad who was charged with killing his 14-year-old daughter’s rapist, and he’s now running for sheriff. I’d vote for him. Oh, in a heartbeat. I don’t know that I could. I mean, I’d vote for him. He’s accused of killing his 14-year-old daughter’s rapist. He said the legal system failed him because they charged him with murder. Now, I know you shouldn’t be a vigilante, but this is what happens when you have lawlessness and disorder. If you don’t like vigilantism, then I suggest you stop with the restorative justice. Because injustice, this sort of injustice, like what was perpetrated upon this family… That’s exactly what it is. It’s injustice. That’s also lawlessness and vigilantism, really. He was charged with second-degree murder, so he ran for sheriff in Linote County, Arkansas. He launched his campaign. And he said the campaign is about every parent, you know, who’s basically not able to protect their family because of the state. And it’s true. He says he wants to restore his bid and the trust in law enforcement. But he killed the guy when he found him in a truck. I mean, he was raping his daughter and the guy had already apparently been charged multiple times for sexual offenses. And he said he forced him off the road and shot him. Now, again, you don’t like vigilantism. Maybe stop the restorative justice that allows these people to get away with this stuff. More on that coming up. Stick with us. I want to switch gears. Cut 43. Mark Ruffalo, who I just find him to be insufferable. He’s always super negative. It seems like he is the worst aspects of his character, the Hulk, but without the ability to actually turn into a giant green thing. But he’s goes on this rant. against capitalism. The guy who makes millions of dollars per movie in Hollywood goes on a rant against capitalism and wants to replace it with socialism. Listen.
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What do we do to make life better for everybody? We certainly have enough. I mean, we just created the most number of billionaires in the history of the world. You know, we have enough. We could do this, but it’s going to take some reimagining of what America is, what our economic system is.
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What’s clear is it’s not working and it’s not sustainable. Actually, when our founding fathers set this up, they had the national motto of E Pluribus Unum out of many ones. And we’ve never achieved that.
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Oh, my gosh. OK, sorry, Juan. We’re going to not make it past that. Oh, my gosh. You absolute walking mental abortion. Do you not understand what that means? It doesn’t mean everybody. Socialism, guys. Time for socialism. I mean, I’m interpreting it literally. E pluribus unum. That means socialism. It means from many one, meaning from many who seek liberty, from many who seek freedom. You have one voice, and that is that animating spirit of liberty that unites us and defines us. Talk about historical illiterates, people who literally are unfamiliar with anything that the founders ever said, anything that they ever wrote, any of the debates that they had in the Freedom Hall, any of it. That is just asinine. It’s not pointing to socialism. It’s pointing to a unification behind the spirit of liberty. I’m sorry. Was there a lot more of that to play? Yeah, go ahead. I’m sorry. I was just was not going to wasn’t going to happen. I’m sorry. Go ahead.
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Out of many one. Yes. And we’ve never achieved that. Well, there’s a long time. We didn’t even vaguely even strive for that. But we can still strive for the vision of America, the promise of America.
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We still have that. We have that promise in our DNA. Someone slipped that in there, which creates a possibility for it, right? That’s like the moment we’re in right now. It’s physics. Things have got to come to a point where there’s so much movement. It’s chaotic. It’s chaotic. It’s chaotic. Boom. Something new comes out of it. Water to steam. There’s no other way to actually change. And that’s painful. It’s like giving birth. I mean, birth is painful. It’s dark.
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We don’t know.
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It’s scary. Will it ever end?
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You know, it’s like the same. It’s just like being in college and you go out to eat with some friends and then two of your friends get super drunk at dinner and then they just sit there and they never shut up at the end of the table. And they’re like, we’re going to solve the world’s problems. They go on endlessly before it ends up devolving into some kind of like conspiracy theory deep dive. That’s what that conversation was, Cain. I mean, I think that’s a pretty accurate.
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Yeah, that music. Whoever decided to put the music.
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Whoever put that stupid music. I want to find them and swing them around by the hair on their head until their scalp falls off.
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Not only is it annoying, but I guess they were trying to impose an emotional lane you were supposed to be in while listening to this rubbish. Fury.
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Yeah. What? Yeah. What? We’re going to put we’re going to drop this annoying music, this Amelie type music here and try to make people feel sad about these morons talking. Mark Ruffalo, a guy who I don’t think what he’s like, we’re going to reimagine what America is like, what our economic system is like. It’s clearer. I mean, it’s like not like working like and like sustainable, like, you know. And then you have Rainn Wilson, who only sounds intelligent when other people write his lines. Like, yeah, it’s E Pluribus Unum. It’s exactly cement socialism. Oh, my gosh. Mark Ruffalo is worth like $35 million, something to that extent. I don’t know. And he’s worth a lot of money. And he has over and over again, he’s gone after wealthy people or just like people who like himself, right? He’s mad at everybody except himself that makes money. I don’t know. I’ve read that it’s like $35 million, but then someone else, some other estimate said that, Fox Baltimore said that it was like closer to $90 million. Anyway, he’s all into the no king stuff. And He does not like people who are, he only wants to be successful himself. This is how communists think. They want to be rich, but they want you to be poor because they think that there’s a scarcity of opportunity and they don’t want to have to share influence with you. They want to gatekeep and keep you away from all of it. So they impose these asinine, mathematically illiterate regulations to keep you broke and to keep them rich. They are literally everything that they talk about hating, but it’s all in one person, which is them. That’s what it is. That’s who these people are. To hear somebody like $90 million Mark Ruffalo up there complaining, I’m just so rich people. Oh, it’s insane. We got to replace capitalism with socialism. Well, there goes your whole industry, dude. Got to replace capitalism. Socialism is what people who are tired of working or they don’t want to work and they want to be lazy. They want that so that they can coast on everyone else’s effort. You know, we’re getting near Thanksgiving, so what we do every Thanksgiving, I mean, near, yes, it’s next month. We always talk about how, you know, the first society set up, established by Europeans in the United States was a socialist society that completely failed and everyone almost died. They almost died because of starvation, because they tried the socialism and the socialism didn’t work. So then they had to switch over and actually try to make people work of their own merit. And that was much better. They were much more successful. Mark Ruffalo just hates America. He hates everything that this country is about. He doesn’t like our freedom. He doesn’t like even the crony capitalist system that we have in this society. He hates every aspect of it, even though he has benefited more so than many other people in this country from the very things that he bitches about. And he’s it’s only from that safety of success and that surety of success that he can blast the system that he was able without any complaint prior to use to enrich himself. So I can never take these people seriously. They always bitch and moan, and they sit on all their millions. Did Mark Ruffalo buy any of you a house? No. Did he pay off any of y’all’s mortgage? Hell no. He pay off any of y’all’s health bills? No, he didn’t. Did he all give y’all any money? No, he didn’t. Did he pay off a bill for you? No, no, he didn’t. Not a single.
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So he didn’t even inspire me to do any of those things.
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Yeah. So he’s just a poser. That’s all he is. Just like Bernie Sanders, three house Bernie Sanders. They’re posers. I can’t take any of these people seriously. They don’t even live by the tenets of socialism that they pretend to adore. And nobody questions it because they’re all in this cult of personality. They’re so busy kissing ass. They don’t even stop and go, wait a minute. Why aren’t they living by the rules that they want everybody else to live by? Great question there, champ. Just asinine. Just so asinine. So I don’t know. These people, I can’t take any of them seriously at all. I can’t take any of them seriously.
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