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I feel like this is like a title of a comic character, Barefoot Man. Florida Man, Barefoot Man, broke into a South Florida church and stole their op-eds. What? Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, Florida. Authorities in Broward County are investigating after a man allegedly broke into a Lauderdale-by-the-Sea church. No, really? Is that why you said Lauderdale-by-the-Sea at the start of the piece? Stole several items, including an iPad, and caused damage inside of the building. It occurred Sunday afternoon. Surveillance footage shows a man in a tank top and swim trunks entering the church by pulling a cart. He was barefoot and remained inside for several minutes. They apparently he clogged the toilets with paper towels just because. And then he took their iPad. So what a weird. Dude, it’s the humidity. Let’s just say it. That’s what it is. It’s a humidity. Oh, this is infinite sadness. The Florida man was arrested for smashing pumpkins. Great band that were worth about five hundred dollars. That is actually a lot of pumpkins. He his name’s Aaron Thompson. He caused infinite sadness. He’s been accused of smashing pumpkins valued at five hundred dollars. It was in front of a target in Tampa Bay on security footage. He was picking pumpkins out of the boxes and smashing them on the ground at one fifteen in the morning. He was arrested several days later because he’s a moron and he returned to the store and they recognized him and they summoned police. So they they asked if he could identify the person in the surveillance footage. They showed him smashing pumpkins in the video. Thompson said, that’s me. He was arrested. He also was entirely unapologetic. And he said the only reason that he left is because he was he needed to go to sleep. I don’t know, man. I can’t. You can’t. Oh, but wait, there’s more. With the purchase of one Slap Shop, you get a Florida woman who pulls a weapon on a family member over a language gap after nearly hitting them with her Porsche. Her response or their response. She’s rich, though. Good luck. Road rage. It was in Lee County, Florida. A family that doesn’t speak English and a driver of a Porsche got into a fight and no one could understand each other. The Porsche driver got mad that the family was in the way. And when she couldn’t understand them, she threatened them with a weapon. They threatened her back. the Porsche driver she tried to speed away uh it actually showed her in the wrong because there was a guy who was walking his dog he was on the side of the road she did not want to share the road she was just driving in the middle of it so and then you just never stop and start arguing with people randomly when you’re driving just go along your day okay and she was speeding and it was a residential area so she was like blasting through uh and uh The funny thing is she had a camera on our vehicle, and it said when your own camera catches you committing multiple felonies. She was in a lot of trouble with police because she was also very – she was – I want to say Karen, but it’s going to make the Karens mad. She’s a Tammy. That will make the Tammys mad. So you guys get to pick whose name she gets. That’s all there is to it. Oh, do we have more time? Do we have more time? 30 seconds. There’s a guy who went after the pride flags at Starbucks. And because it’s considered private property, he got in trouble. So it wasn’t a speech issue. But, you know, there you go. Why was he at Starbucks in the first place? Do you want coffee that’s like over-roasted hell? Everything tastes like syrup. Pumpkin spice syrup. They’re over-roasted beans. As we move, because we’re capitalists, I’ve got to tell you, a Florida company. I mean, it makes sense. It’s a Florida family-owned Kel-Tec. The KS7 Gen 2 shotgun, this is a very smooth pump action shotgun. And if you are not familiar with it, you need to familiarize yourself. One of the reasons it’s so popular is because it’s, I mean, the maneuverability and the capacity as well is pretty unbeatable. This is the Gen 2. So you have all of the same original KS7 advantages. It’s ultra lightweight. It’s under seven pounds unloaded, has a compact bullpup design. So that provides, you know, for that maneuverability in tight spaces, ambidextrous performance. downward shell ejection, 7 plus 1 capacity. But also they have some upgrades. You’ve got a five-slot Picatinny-style accessory rail underneath, so you can add a grip, vertical grips. You can add lights, keep it flush and sleek with a cap. It’s however you want to do it. But the MSRP, only $639. So it brings all of that performance well within reach. Made in America, family-owned and operated, KELTECweapons.com. That’s caltechweapons.com. It’s the K07 Gen 2. Tell them Dana sent you.

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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

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I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.

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You’re people of faith? You go to church on Sunday and pray on church on Sunday and pray on people the rest of the week? What is this? What is this?

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Is she trying to make fun of people using a southern accent? Hmm? Is that what I’m hearing? Is that her appearing to use a southern accent while she was at Harvard? She was at an event in Harvard. 85-year-old Nancy Pelosi. Oh, Lord, put a hand up for my mouth right now. First off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We are at the top of this third hour. You can find the chat at Rumble and you can also follow along and watch us do the radio program on Channel 347, DirecTV. She is described as having baffled viewers at Harvard because she slipped into a southern accent while she was talking about religious voters came. She was speaking when she began to add the twang in her voice. We’re going to play it again, but this is what she said. She goes, you’re people of faith. You go to church on Sunday and you pray in church on Sunday and pray, P-R-E-Y. So she focused, group this, on people the rest of the week. What is this? Interesting. Go ahead and play it one more time, please, Juan.

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You’re people of faith? You go to church on Sunday and pray in church on Sunday and pray on people the rest of the week? What is this?

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What is this?

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She thought she was clever.

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You know, I met her one time. And my son met her. My oldest son met her. We were in D.C. and her staff always preps her very well. She was very polite. She was very, you know, probably you might think, sometimes you meet some of these people and you might think, oh, outside of politics, you seem like you might be a nice person you could at least talk to. You know, not a horrible person. She knew my son’s name, which that’s a very, yeah, I know, right? because it’s not like they’re online. It’s like, whoa. Her people prep her very well. She was like, oh, it’s good to see you, said his name, and then left. I was like, oh, very interesting. We both kind of looked at each other. But I don’t think you need to make fun of people like this. I guess she’s trying to make fun of evangelicals and say that if you don’t give one and a half trillion dollars for spending on illegal alien health care, that you’re not a Christian. Because my response would be, well, you just don’t kill babies in the womb and then call yourself a Christian. You don’t sit here and get behind all of the trans mafia that you get behind and call yourself a Christian. There’s a lot of stuff that you don’t do. You don’t take from one and give to another. That’s not being a good Christian. She’s making fun of them, though. That’s exactly what she was doing. That’s not even a great Southern accent. That’s not even a good Southern accent. Someone said that she’s probably trying to keep her dentures from slipping out her mouth, and that’s why she had to start talking like that, which I don’t know if that helps or not, but that it just not she’s been you know she’s been in Congress for so long I I mean she’s been in Congress for forever she’s been in government for forever she she I mean I’m actually shocked I think most everybody I think she’s older she’s been in Congress longer than Steve’s been alive definitely longer than Juan’s been alive She’s been in Congress for a long time. If she is unhappy with the way that things are structured, why hasn’t she used her power all of this time to do something about it? Especially when she was the Speaker of the House for the first part of Barack Obama’s first term in which Democrats had a super majority until they had special elections that evened it out just a bit. But making fun of people? I don’t know. Did she pick that up from Hillary Clinton using the accent? You just can’t go and pray on people on Sunday and then pray on them in the streets. Who’s praying on them in the streets? Well, you’re praying on them in the streets, you know. If you ain’t giving people who come in the country legally, Cain, if you ain’t giving them a million, a trillion and a half dollars, then you’re praying on them. I don’t really think that’s how that works. Is that what she thinks? You know what? Those people that she makes fun of do more to help the disadvantaged than she does by trying to leverage government as a fake way of helping people really when it’s all about expanding control and authority. I just hate it when people make fun of Southern folks. I don’t like it. They’re always so proper. Even the mean ones are real proper. It’s like how the Germans all sound mean. My husband’s family is German, so I can say that it’s all. And everything, even like joy over having a delicious meal, sounds angry. It’s all great. That’s just I think Democrats need to kind of think back and learn their lesson just a little bit as. You know, you can’t you need those people. They need those nice people to win elections. But this idea that we’re going to use emotional blackmail with religion as a way to browbeat people into supporting egregious government spending, neither shall you work, neither shall you eat. I mean, we can sit here and go back and forth with scripture all day long. She’s not going to win this battle. Not going to win it. Not going to win it. Sometimes makeup can be super frustrating. It’s too heavy. There are too many steps. And if you don’t have the right tools, it just doesn’t look natural. And we are in the natural healthy girl era of makeup right now. And that’s why I think Jones Road Beauty really fills this. They really fill this niche and they do such a great job at it. 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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

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I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.

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This is really a Florida man story, but it’s not like technically a Florida man because it’s someone who’s visiting, but still. So a woman is doing SeaWorld Orlando because she was on a roller coaster and a duck hit her face.

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A duck flew into her face. While she was riding a roller coaster, it literally knocked her unconscious.

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I’m done. I know, right? She’s seeking at least $50,000. She says it’s negligence. That… led to why the duck hit her she said that they did not maintain their premises in a reasonably safe condition they did not warn dangerous conditions etc they said defendant created a zone of danger for bird strikes because of the high speed of the coaster blah blah blah i just you know they they said she has permanent injuries and pain of a physical and mental nature she’s i mean how bad did the duck hurt you I mean, it knocked her out, but did it rip your nose off? Did it rip your eyes out? What happened? I mean, that duck is pretty stupid if it sees a roller coaster and is like, I’m going to fly over there. I don’t know. I don’t know what I feel about it, but I just feel bad for it. That’s a bummer, man.

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It’s dumb to sue.

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Lock screen ads are coming to some smartphones. What? No. No. They said that it’s for mid-budget models, smartphone companies that have mid-budget models. They said there’s a lot of devices. They want to subsidize costs by running ads. But they said now some Android companies have started making phones, and they pair them with other entities, and then they have ads. I would not want ads on my stupid lock screen. That sounds horrible. Influencers in China have to have degrees to speak on finance, health and law. So you literally cannot talk about issues in China publicly unless you have a degree in the specific area of issue that you are speaking on. This is a new thing now. That’s crazy. This is you can’t. I mean, it’s definitely not new. you know, free speech, but they’re demanding that influencers prove their qualifications or they get in trouble. Now, officials say it’s a fight over misinformation. That’s all it is. Really? I don’t believe so. So, yeah, they can’t they can’t post about what they call regulated topics if it has to do with medicine, law, education or finance. Those are they’re not allowed, apparently, to talk about those in social media in China. And let’s say they have a degree in one of those things. Not free speech at all. So this is Omar Fatah. He’s waving a foreign flag in a foreign language and he’s like, I’m going to use my position. to advocate for Somalia. This is actually not anything unlike what Ilhan Omar has said before. This was a rally not too long ago. The video is now coming out. We’re showing him doing this. I don’t think that you should be able to run for elected office if you have other allegiances. If you want to have an allegiance to Somalia, go to Somalia and do it there. Go do it there. Go try to get into government and all of that stuff. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Man, Minneapolis is… Good night. Expressing loyalty to somebody. I am very much like our founders. I’m like George Mason when it concerns participation in politics. And I have a piece up, by the way, if you haven’t read it yet. It’s over at Substack. It’s not behind a paywall unless you only read the… Unless you click through all the time. But the point that I made in this is I was actually talking about the whole idea of where the founders were in terms of immigration. And I got into a whole bunch of stuff with this. But it was during one of the debates at the constitutional – By the way, George Mason was also the guy who pretty much defined what militia was. You know, if you’re talking about, well, who is the militia? Well, it’s every man and woman in the United States. That’s who the militia is and was. That’s how it was always defined to be. But one of the things that where they kind of stood on immigration in some aspects, they were a little progressive. Not all, but in some aspects, some of them might be measured by today’s conservatives as a little progressives. But that was just specifically on legal entry. After that, they were very conservative and they believed in kind of like a quarantine period of sorts. And Mason did not think that you should be running for any kind of office, not even dog catcher. Well, they didn’t really have dog catchers back then, but you know what I mean? Unless you had been here for a minimum of three years. And he’s right. How can you come to a country that you it’s like me going to. Well, how would be like me going to like Jamaica or Puerto Rico or somewhere else or Italy or Spain? And immediately as I get over there, like, OK, I’m going to run. I’m going to run and mess up all your politics now. I’m going to run for office. And I mean, it makes sense. And that’s what he and many of the other founders believed. In fact, Mason had stated, quote, citizenship for three years was not enough for ensuring that local knowledge, which ought to be possessed by the representative, making sure that, you know, you can’t tell if it’s going to be measurable at that point. And he’s not wrong. Omar Fata is the problem of the rejection of assimilation. And that is a big aspect of this. There’s a problem with the way that we… I don’t really know when this kicked into gear. I was thinking about this this morning and trying to get my thoughts organized about this. But I don’t know when it kicked in. Was it the 80s? Because I remember… You remember the phrase melting pot, right? Everybody remembers the melting pot phrase. And at some point, when was this canon? The aughts? The early aughts? When did that become… like a politically incorrect phrase. Like you’re not supposed to say that anymore. When did that happen? Because that’s a psyop for sure. Well, it’s a psychological trick on you. And I say that because melting pot, what does melting pot suggest? You have a bunch of people who come over and they all basically melt into one thing as a way. It’s not homogenous. But it is assimilated, meaning you don’t have to reject where you’re coming from or some of the values that you have. But it is that commonality and coming over here. Do you want to be free? And then your loyalty is to this republic as a citizen before any other sovereign entity. We are not demanding that happen of people who are coming here and immigrating. So at some point, the left decided and this is, again, all because of CRT. Critical race theory. Now, we can’t say melting pot anymore. This is the only time they didn’t want to actually focus on race and ethnicity. No, no, no. We don’t want to say melting pot. They wanted to keep everything separate so that they could they could load up factions against each other. This is the whole purpose. So you melting pot. The rejection of that wasn’t just a rejection of a term that they found offensive. It was a rejection of assimilation. When they started attacking the conservatives or started attacking the right for using that phrase, they weren’t attacking language. They were trying to recondition you into how you think about assimilation. It is rude, they posit, to expect people who immigrate over here to adapt to our way of life, to adapt to our culture, and as a result, You get things like what we were dealing with in Irving, Texas, people coming over here from Middle Eastern countries, and they wanted to reject Western jurisprudence and establish an entire court of Sharia law. That’s something they actively tried to push for. In Minneapolis, the same thing is happening there. Minneapolis is turning into Luton. There’s a place in England called Luton. And in fact, some of the 9-11 terrorists, that’s where some of their imams were in Luton. In fact, one of the craziest imams in all of the UK is in Luton. That’s where a lot of this stuff kicked off. Like with Tommy Robinson and all of that was in Luton. Minneapolis is turning into Luton. This is it’s there was a rejection of assimilation. So you had people coming here who didn’t not only did they not want to be free, but they don’t want you to be free. That’s that’s what it is. And now we’re we’re skyrocketing these people into elected office. Before they’ve even assimilated. How are you representing a people when you’re rejecting their way of life? That should be I don’t think you have to be a full on citizen to even be considered for elected office. And even then, I think it should only be state and local. I am really hardcore. And so this is why I’m saying Republicans are too big government for me. Whenever I hear someone, I am probably the most conservative person you will ever know. The full scope of my views, even some of my friends are like, oh my gosh, but no, that’s just the way it should be. And that’s the way it was. I would dare, first off, maybe I wasn’t raised in a barn, but I would never think of going to another nation and say, now you got to be me now. I’m not assimilating to you. You’re going to assimilate to me. We’re going to do things my way. I’m going to displace your legal system. I’m going to displace this, that. No. But that’s part of the attack on our freedom. That’s why CRT is in so many ways even more effective than the economic warfare that you associate with more traditional Marxist tactics. So you look at this stuff in Minneapolis, it’s insane, right? You look at Mandani in New York. I had some polling on him, by the way. You look at Mandani in New York. I mean, they did one survey that I saw. Do you know that his support is greatest in the bougiest parts of Manhattan? So the richest Manhattanites are supporting him because they can. It doesn’t matter to them if there’s going to be higher taxes. It doesn’t matter. They’re not affected by any of this stuff. But the people who aren’t billionaires will be. I got some also pulling about Jay Jones. This is in Virginia. So Miyares is at 46% and Jay Jones is at 38% right now. So Miyares is finally over. This is a Roanoke College poll that was taken from October 22nd to the 27th. And he’s below the margin of error. It’s still going to be close. If they get a lot of turnout, it won’t be. But it’s still going to be relatively close. And Mandani is just cruising. He’s leading. He’s going to win. He’s another case of refusing to assimilate. We’re going to bring our perspective of Sharia and Islamic jurisprudence here, and we’re going to start offsetting how you do things in the United States. That’s a real problem because you see things like what you’ve been seeing in Ireland and what you’ve been seeing in the UK with Rotherham and a lot of these other places where the – refusal to assimilate has made people vulnerable. I mean, good night. There’s crime, lawlessness, disorder.

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