In this episode, we dive deep into the wild world of Florida Man, with jaw-dropping stories that challenge the norms. From family disputes escalating to unfortunate criminal acts, we explore how peculiar circumstances lead to unbelievable situations. As we unravel these tales, we also invite Dan Morgan from America’s largest injury law firm, Morgan & Morgan, to provide insight into legal challenges and triumphs, which has accumulated over $22 billion in recoveries. His discussion sheds light on how they continue to grow stronger and expand their services to support those in need.
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Okay. Man, these are some doozies today. Why did you say it like that? You’re like, yeah.
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You have to understand, when finding these, there’s a lot to weed through.
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Okay, but let’s get to this one. This is an 84-year-old man came who shot his son in the face for not visiting his mother in hospice care.
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Not all old people are innocent.
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Wait, don’t get mad at this old man. Well, he shouldn’t have done that.
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Why not?
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He shot his son in the face because the son and his spouse did not visit the mom over the weekend while she was at in-home hospice care. William Nowak was charged with attempted murder. He was at his home, lived with his wife and their disabled daughter. His wife was put on in-home hospice care. William was taking care of both of them. The son and the wife came to visit. Apparently, they did so every week. They arrived around 6 p.m., and the dad began to express how upset he was that they didn’t visit over the weekend. And he told his son, get out of my house or I’m going to shoot you. And then he went and did just that. So, man alive.
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It’s a man of his word.
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yeah he yeah is the man of his word so that’s not good and now who’s going to take care of the wife and daughter that’s the stupid thing that this guy did like he i get that he’s probably upset because his son’s not helping out more but what he just did made it infinitely worse and now is he even going to be there when his wife passes now see that’s awful awful awful Oh, I don’t really. I found this one. Kane, this is really bad. And I realize that it’s lunchtime for some of our listeners. Oh, boy. Okay, so 500 pieces of roach excrement were found at a Cordal Gables restaurant. It’s called Ichimi Ramen Bar. And Coral Gables, it is the eighth restaurant to get shut down by state inspectors. It apparently it racked up a ton of violations. And even after they reinspected it, it still stayed closed because it was so bad. They said the. There was an accumulation of debris inside of the washing machine, debris on the exterior. They said approximately 200 roach droppings on top of the dishwasher. They said 300 all over the kitchen and cook line, 300 roach droppings all over the kitchen and cook line. Another 50 were in the reach-in cooler. They said they found live roaches everywhere, one inside a food bag in the storage area. They had noodles, tofu, mussels and fish that were at a temperature of 50 degrees. They were supposed to be under 40. Oh, man, it is bad. They said soiled cutting boards would get like rinsed off but never sanitized. I can’t read it anymore. I’m sick. Oh my gosh, I’m sick. That’s nasty. So pay attention to those health inspections. That’s a big thing. A Florida man stabbed and beat a retired nurse to death with a wine bottle after he was kicked out. Julian Trevino, 19, was arrested. She was severely injured at Polk County. And a neighbor called the sheriff because he hadn’t seen his friend in a few days. And the friend allowed the guy to move in with him. And I don’t know, man, that’s just, oh man, they describe the injuries, they’re really, really bad. But anyway, afterwards, this Julian Trevino was using the victim’s credit card and like basically robbing The victim after kept beating the victim to death and even used the victim’s car. So homicide detectives ran him down and arrested him and he confessed upon arrest. So he’s going away for a really, really long time. That’s just horrific. Let’s see. Oh, and a inconsiderate Florida man stole another bride’s limelight with a lame marriage proposal. uh wow uh this is really why are all the pop-up ads that’s tech yeah so it was on it ended up being on tiktok and it was a couple proposing and then there’s a bride in the background and you realize they’re guests at a wedding so at someone else’s wedding they proposed at and stole or if you do that you’re trash if you announce your pregnancy at somebody’s wedding if you announce if you propose at someone’s wedding i feel like that you should have to pay part of their wedding bill Absolutely. That’s so tacky. Our partners that help bring you the program, it’s the folks over at Super Beats, the turmeric chews. If you haven’t checked it out, you should. In fact, you can get $5 off right now. by going to Sam’s Club. Turmeric, it can be kind of difficult for the body to utilize effectively. It’s known for its antioxidant properties, but most forms are a little difficult to absorb. But this is where the Super Beats folks have changed it with the turmeric chews to support a healthy inflammatory response. They use a clinically studied turmeric curcumin complex. And so the complex helps to solve the issue of utilization by making it into a highly absorbable form. And so it tastes great. It’s like one orange orange orangey. orangey is the word, citrus flavored chew. And it’s a really great way to help boost your body’s ability to support healthy response to inflammation, right? And it’s a clinically studied turmeric curcumin complex and it offers significantly higher absorption than the other conventional turmeric extracts, the basic ones. So your body actually gets more from every serving. And right now is a perfect time to try it. They have an exclusive deal at Sam’s Club and you can get $5 off turmeric chews But that offer ends December 29th. So it’s the High Absorption Formula Clinically Studied Turmeric Chews. Head to Sam’s Club today and grab your turmeric chews while the savings last.
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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
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I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
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That’s pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion won. $20 billion is an insane number.
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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It’s actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
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Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.
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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
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Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you.
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You know, I made this point last night because I gave remarks last night and I did not hold back anything. at all. And I told the room, because I spoke at this Dallas Jewish Conservatives event, a great organization. They also had a pastor speak at the event. They had a rabbi, they had a pastor. It almost sounds like a, I mean, not to, not as a pejorative, but it almost sounds like a joke. You know, you have a rabbi, a pastor, and a loud Second Amendment advocate that walk into a bar. It’s kind of funny. But I didn’t hold back. And I told people, I said, we are in the middle of a psyop. We are. I would bet the house on it. There is an absolute psyop happening right now to the right. Because the right has been so effective. Think about this for a minute. I want you guys to really think about this. I don’t care if you’ve disagreed with Trump on whatever. I don’t care. Just stop for a second. What is the state of the border? Kane, what’s the state of the border right now? Yes.
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Even though that’s what Biden’s administration said, it’s closed.
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Like legitimately closed. What did I just tell you all at the start of the last hour? Which, by the way, you can go to the Apple podcast if you missed it. What did I tell you at the start of last hour? I told you that now you have POTUS suspending visas from a number of nations and also an additional 15 nations are going to get further enhanced restrictions. Right. So this this is a real it’s a huge thing. This is this is massively significant. We’ve also been really locking in some good trade deals. We’ve been locking in some really good trade deals. And I feel, I mean, that’s incredibly important. We’ve been making some inroads where it concerns the Middle East as well. Now, I’m not a fan of the administration’s relationship with Qatar at all. I understand why they’re doing it to a degree. If you in any way have any kind of common ground, be it business or whatever with Cutter, then technically you can control the agitation of that area to a certain extent. And I think that that’s kind of I feel like that that’s what the administration’s approach is with Qatar in terms of, you know, having the base there and having this like non-aggression, whatever, you know, this unofficial protective clause. I feel like that’s all about making sure that they’re that they are not used as a variable for Iran and to further agitate in that area to that degree. I don’t like it. I kind of I mean, I do understand it to a point. That said, these are major gains that have been made. Major gains. While they’re also dealing with oil and gas and very quietly, slowly but surely building up, whether it’s Five Eyes, also presence in the Pacific. Our geopolitical enemies see this strength building. And it is. And if it wasn’t, I’d tell you. I call balls and strikes. I don’t care. I don’t need any of these people to make my living like some of these digital whores out there. If you were a geopolitical foe and you wanted to weaken your enemy and dilute that strength, what would you do? At a time when the right, the first time in ever. At a time when we have built a coalition. A coalition. People say big tent. Call it what it is. It’s a coalition. Stop using damn phrases like big tent. It’s stupid and vague. Coalition. You’re working with people. The 80-20 rule. My 80% friend is not my 20% enemy. You’re working for accomplishing major gains. And on these bigger issues that we all share. And then we can fight about the rest. If you were a geopolitical foe, you would want to dilute that. How would you dilute it? By getting the right to argue against itself. So please note, right as we start getting all of this, all of these gains, this stuff explodes. And it takes advantage of a couple of things. I got some harsh words coming up. It takes advantage of a couple of things. Namely, it takes advantage of a subsequent portion of, I think, Gen Z disaffected young dudes who, by the way, were made disaffected, I think, in large part due to COVID. You got to think you had a lot of kids that were shut up for like two years because of COVID. It rewired how the youth socialize. It rewired how the youth socialize and how even how they approach public life and professional life. And I think that this PSYOP leverages that subgroup of disaffected young men to further agitate. It also, you know what else? It also traps up and Kane, this is going to be kind of harsh, but I don’t care. Again, don’t care. Not a digital horse. So I don’t need, you know, don’t need it. I think there’s a bunch of older, white, more progressive leaning women out there. I see them all the time, especially with Candace Owens. I feel like there’s a bunch of old, white, progressive minded women out there who desperately want everybody to know that they listen to Candace Owens so they can’t be racist. That’s what I really think it is. And then the other half of the audience is like, you know, how we all watch Britney Spears dance with knives. It’s the same thing. You watch it because you’re like, damn. That’s nuts, right? So I feel like that’s another part of it that’s inflaming it, also being leveraged. And then you have these thirsty influencers on social media. So many of these digital whores are so desperate for an audience. You have people like Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan is a digital whore. I’ve known Piers Morgan for a long time. He and I have battled back and forth. We first were fighting about guns all the way back in 2012. So I never understand why he shows up getting fellated on all of these conservative cable news networks. He hates you. He will always be on the terrorist side against the innocent, unarmed innocents. Always. He was mad about guns over the Brown University thing. He called me after Newtown happened. Piers Morgan called me Adam Lanza’s mom. If I wanted to hear the dumbass opinion of a foreign digital whore, I’d ask Piers Morgan. But we fought a war to not have to listen to British people opine ignorantly on American politics. And we want it, remind you. You can clip that. It’s okay. So you have that subgroup that’s also being leveraged. So it’s a quilt of digital whores, racist, white, progressive women, and then a disaffected young subgroup, a subsection of Gen Z. And it’s all being leveraged and it’s all being promoted for this purpose, to get everybody on the right at each other’s throats. And I talked about this yesterday, giving my speech. It’s not America first to try to divide probably the strongest coalition the right has ever had. That’s not America first. It’s not America first to pretend that Israel gets more or is like somehow the biggest welfare recipient or something or that they just get aid money without anything in return. That’s a psyop. And it’s a lie. It’s not America first to believe Islamist lies about alliances. And I’m going to address that coming up at the bottom of the hour. It’s not America first to go after and attack stalwarts of American life. People who have held it down through thick and thin. And again, you know, I’m trying to be I’m trying to be nice, but I’m quickly over it because I don’t care. I don’t need associations with Tucker Carlson to live my life. I don’t need to kiss the ass of any failed nepo baby. I don’t need to go out there and kiss the ass of these racist white progressive Karens who desperately want everyone to know they listen to one black commentator. So they’re not racist. I don’t give a rat’s backside about any of these people. I never have. These are all of the tools that are being leveraged to divide the right. And it is not America first to go out and fillate this stuff so that you can be more adjacent to power. And that’s what it all comes down to. None of that’s America first. Spare me. Spare me sitting here talking about Christ is king when you go and you’re purchasing land over in a desert nation where they don’t even allow you to put up a cross. You’re arrested if you proselytize. Spare me. Let me tell you, you know, we always talk in radio and TV and, you know, we get in there and we analyze and we do our activist stuff. But you know who really are the tip of the spear for this? It’s people like Preborn. So Preborn is an organization that doesn’t get a dime of taxpayer money. Let me emphasize this for a moment. You have all these NGOs out there helping illegal immigration that get millions, if not billions, of taxpayer dollars. We had this story about Somali diaspora up in Minnesota. 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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
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I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
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That’s pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion won. $20 billion is an insane number.
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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It’s actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
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Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.
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Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s large injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
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Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick 5.
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Okay, here are a couple of other headlines making the rounds. We’re going to go back to the meat and potatoes after we get through. Just, you know, letting you know some of this. So you all remember the lady. We played this video yesterday. She was wearing the red Freedom, you know, Charlie Kirk shirt and Target. She worked at Target, this elderly woman. And she was being harassed by this chick who thought it was a good flex to record herself harassing this woman and posting it online. Well, she’s been identified. Michaela Ponce, P-O-N-C-E. They found her employer, the Internet did, in low health. Now, normally, I don’t agree with something like this. But this woman made such a spectacle of herself. She works as a nurse, which is why I say normally I wouldn’t be worried about something like this. But the fact that this woman literally works as a nurse and takes care of people, what if a patient comes in wearing a shirt like that? What is she going to do? What is she going to do? I just had a story last week of in Gaza, they killed a hostage by putting air in their IV. I don’t know. I don’t trust these people. I don’t trust them at all. So now Ponce’s employer says police are investigating. They have been flooded with calls. Enloe Health posted that the Chico Police Department was investigating the social media post on the account of an Enloe Health employee. They said they were concerned. about the tenor of the post and the response it was creating from people. And they said that they are investigating it. They’re also working with the Chico Police Department to look for any potential criminal activity, etc. And so they said that their switchboard and their clinic phone lines were absolutely overwhelmed. So there you go. This chick brought it all on herself. She works as a nurse. It’s not like she works as a receptionist somewhere. She’s literally in charge of patient health. So absolutely. When you do something like this and you film it yourself and you upload it yourself to social media, you are writing your own professional epitaph and you deserve everything that’s coming to you. That’s not cancel culture. That’s accountability. Very big difference. Also, scientists have extracted new secrets from the woolly mammoth. It’s RNA. Why do we keep talking about bringing back extinct animals? Yeah, it’s a hairy elephant, basically. Well, anyway, I feel like there’s danger, danger, man. Flu cases skyrocket in New York City earlier than expected, but I’m still not getting the flu shot because it’s dumb. Let’s see. Son inherited his dad’s classic car collection, and now once it’s gone, I’m going to come back to this one because it hurts the heart. Stick with us.
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There’s too damn many guns and the wrong types of guns on the street. And I don’t want to hear how do you define assault weapon. I damn sure can assign what it is and describe what it is and tell you what it does. And unfortunately, we have a whole bunch of parents now who know a lot more about what these weapons were meant to do. Not meant to shoot deer. They’re not meant to plink whoever a Republican senator said he likes to plink. And how dare we take away his plinking. They’re meant to kill large numbers of people as quickly as possible.
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Absolute low testosterone sack of meat. They’re not. I’m sorry. I was going to try to let that play out, but it wasn’t happening. That’s Timmy Walls. There, that guy. Timmy! Timmy! Who’s like, well, I can assign it. No, you can’t. Stop it. I can own whatever I want. I mean, you can try to come and take it. Not going to work out well for you. But, you know, there it is. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash. With you, we’re at the top of this third hour. And don’t forget, over at Substack, you got the newsletter chapter and verse. The chat is at Rumble. YouTube is where you can also watch Le Programme, Channel 347, DirecTV. So, he went on, Kane, when was this? Like yesterday after we were off air. He went on, Walsh was on a little tear. He went on a tear. about pew pews correcto yeah he was on a tear about guns and very upset he was pup set one might say and is i don’t know i i’m i’m amazed at some of the stuff that comes out of these people’s mouths he’s saying in in his uh sound bite first off again islamism is the issue He’s like, I don’t want to hear how you define it. Well, you know what? The problem is that different laws come into play depending on the words and definitions used. So don’t tell us that it doesn’t matter when you worked really, really hard to pass law that makes it matter depending on what type of words you use. That is fact. That is absolute fact. And then he says this, cut nine. Good grief. They’re going back to this. Well, that tells you that they’re in dire straits, y’all. Listen.
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We had time, we should have been doing this, but this is a run out the clock. This is the oldest strategy in the world. I don’t know, I don’t know if we can define what an assault weapon ban, assault weapon is. I don’t know, do you really think limiting them to less than 100 bullets is gonna do anything? Yes, yes it is, yes it is going to save lives. Just like the extreme risk protection orders, which I can pull quotes from many of these folks who said, this will do nothing. This will not protect lives, this will take away our freedoms. It’s time to start reporting that that is all bull.
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But it’s not, though. It’s not all BS. That’s what he was going to say. It’s not all BS, by the way. It’s not even remotely in the slightest. Because they say they’ll go after things, and the assault weapons ban, they had that. Just to recap, it didn’t work. It didn’t work at all. In fact, it did absolutely nothing to reduce crime. It’s not just me saying that. The Rand Institute, which is a left-leaning institution, by the way, they came out a couple of years ago, said, yeah, it had absolutely no effect. Not only that, but our own DOJ at the time under Obama-Biden, with Eric Holder as AG, they also concluded… doesn’t have any impact. I want to share this story with you. This enrages me. It’s related. This comes out from the New York Post. Now, before I get into this story, can I remind you of the numerous photos and videos that showcase The police in Bondi Beach hiding. Everybody kind of remembers this, right? They remember all of these people, these cops hiding behind cars and stuff like this. In Australia, where they want to make it difficult for average everyday citizens to own firearms, in Australia, the Bondi Beach killer renewed his Australian gun license, the dad, even as his son was being investigated for ISIS terror links. Wow. So one of the terrorists… He was granted a license in Australia. And remember, they’re not even they just moved there. They’re not even Australian. They moved to Australia recently, only a couple of years ago. He had applied for a license. And that’s according to New South Wales police commissioner. And it was submitted within the same period, right after the Sun had fallen under the watch of their Australian Security Intelligence Organization. And it was because he had links to a failed terrorist named Isaac L. Matari. He had been on the watch list for over six months and then taken off the watch list. And this was at the time the dad was able to do all this stuff. Now, the son has a crazy background of anti-Semitism. The dad’s a little quieter. So you have these Australian lawmakers that are promising and they’re insisting that they have to pass more gun control. As if the problem lies with the law-abiding innocents that are targeted. They have not said anything about migration. They haven’t said anything about people coming in, migrants coming in from different Islamist nations. They haven’t said anything about that. They… haven’t said anything about reducing the influx coming in from these nations. No, they want to go after the one thing that people could use as a means of defending themselves against the terrorists that Australia is importing into its country. Because that’s the issue. Kane, that last terror attack that they had, who was that committed, who was that carried out by? I mean, the last, every terror attack that they have is… Yeah, it’s a lot of them. But the problem is the guns. That’s it. It’s sickening. So this is why, you know, when I hear people like Tim Wall say the stuff that he’s going to say, said the stuff that he says, it’s so asinine.
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