Rush to Reason goes full nostalgia mode with a rapid-fire rundown of the funniest and most iconic commercials—“Ship My Pants,” Dr. Rick, Geico cavemen, Old Spice, Snickers, Budweiser Clydesdales, “Where’s the Beef?” and more—plus a laugh-out-loud SNL “Alexa Silver” parody. Then the crew pivots to Super Bowl talk: Seahawks vs Patriots predictions, quarterback questions, and why this matchup feels like a true coin flip. Plenty of side commentary on why today’s “funny” ads don’t hit like they used to—and what it would take to bring that era back.
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Okay, hour number two, Rush to Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560. Myself, Andy Pate, Charlie Grimes. We’re waiting for Richard. So before he joins us, you had something you were going to go ahead and play. Okay, and this is… Since we’re there and we can do it, let’s do it.
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It’s a little under three minutes, and I’ve played it one time before, but it was a long time ago. And this is a commercial for Alexa, but it’s actually a Saturday Night Live skit.
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Are you ready?
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Here we go. Let’s do it.
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Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.
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Alexa, what time is it?
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What the hell is wrong with this blaster thing?
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Amanda!
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But the latest technology isn’t always easy to use for people of a certain age. These kids done bought me a busted machine again. That’s why Amazon partnered with AARP to present the new Amazon Echo Silver, the only smart speaker device designed specifically to be used by the greatest generation. It’s super loud and responds to any name even remotely close to Alexa, so they can find out the weather.
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Allegra, what is the weather outside?
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It is 74 degrees and sunny. Huh? It is 74 degrees and sunny. Where? Outside. What about it? The temperature outside is 74 degrees and sunny.
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I don’t know about that. The latest in sports.
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Clarissa, how many did Owen Satchel strike out last night? Satchel Paige died in 1982. How many you getting? Satchel Paige is dead. In what now? Died. Who did? Satchel Paige.
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I don’t know about that.
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local news and pop culture. Anita, what them boys up to across the street?
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They are just playing. They what now? They are just playing. You say they just playing now? Yes, they are just playing.
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I don’t know about that. Parent to smart devices like your thermostat.
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Alessandra, turn the heat up. The room is already 100 degrees. Are you trying to kill me, Alize?
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The new Amazon Echo Silver plays all the music they loved when they were young.
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Angela, play black jazz. Playing, uh, jazz.
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It also has a quick scan feature to help them find things.
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Emilia, where did I put the phone? The phone is in your right hand.
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And it has an uh-huh feature for long rambling stories.
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So then I gave him $5, and he said I only gave him $1. Uh-huh. I said, I know I gave you a five. Uh-huh. Because I only had a five and a one on me. Uh-huh. And this is the $1 right here. Uh-huh.
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So, I mean, you tell me who’s crazy. Amazon Echo Silver. Get yours today. I said get yours today.
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To order Amazon Echo Silver, send a check or money order to Amazon.com right now.
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Check or money order. That is too funny. Richard, are you with us?
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Oh, that I am.
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Gentlemen, you. Are you?
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Do you talk to your wife that way in scattered bits? You’re going to have marital issues if you do. I just want you to know.
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No kidding.
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There you are. There you are. That SNL Alexa ad is like one of the funniest ever. It’s so funny. It’s so true. It’s hilarious. Oh, my word. It’s so true. Oh, my word. Oh, it makes my face hurt. Okay, you guys want to do picks, and then we’ll take a break? Yeah, let’s do that. All right. Okay.
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Here we go, Richard. Last time of the year. We got the Super Bowl. Before we even look at the two teams, would you agree with me any of the four could have been there? And it would have been a great game either way.
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I don’t know. Yes. Yes, I do agree, Andy. I think that it would have been… Oh, you’re cutting out again.
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Would have been what?
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Okay.
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Do we have a bad connection or are you literally just speaking a few syllables? I am speechless, Andy. That’s where I’m at. Well, Richard, look, this is like I’ve said before, this is the first time I’ve ever seen, well, not ever, but it’s been a lot of years since I’ve seen the last four teams be the best four teams. Those were two incredible games. Either team could have won either game. I think if you had better weather here in Denver, I think the Broncos probably pulled that one off. I think the Rams could have beaten the Seahawks. I just think you had four incredibly even teams. I think this was going to be a tough game to call no matter who was in it.
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Yeah. well, this could be a blowout. And I do see that because I think that both of these teams are flawed. But it’s sort of what you and I have said all year, Andy, which is the NFL is kind of flawed this year. Yeah. Like there’s not any perfect team. It’s just a lot of good teams with good components. Like, again, I’ll be honest, I think the Seahawks, I think their biggest – The Patriots, maybe their biggest weakness is an inexperienced quarterback or something of the sort. I think Drake Mays is really talented. you’ve seen over the past few games, you can kind of get to them. So you have two flawed teams, Andy, but obviously they did enough to reach the big game. But what you were saying earlier, I agree with you. I could have definitely seen the Rams be there. I think the Broncos, if Bo Nix plays, and the weather is different, I could see them be there. I am glad, though, in all honesty, Andy, that they did not – That they didn’t make it with Stidham because I think if you saw the Broncos without Bo Nix playing the Seahawks, it could have been just like Super Bowl XLVIII where the Broncos just got completely blasted.
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Yeah, I don’t think Bo Nix would have matched up well against the Seahawks. I agree with you. I mean, I’m sorry, Stidham. I don’t think Stidham would have been a good match for the Seahawks. Now, I will say this, and I did say this earlier with John in the week. I think Stidham was about to beat… Okay, I thought he was about to beat New England. And then that fourth and one, New England did that all-out blitz up the middle. You know, you could have taken the three, first of all. And secondly, when you ran it, they gambled big by an all-out blitz up the middle, and then they covered tight on the edges. If you guys had run any other play, and I’m not blaming your coach. You just guessed. They guessed. They guessed right. But any other play would have burned them. I mean, they totally sold out on that.
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I totally agree with you, Andy. And the other thing I would add is if Stidham doesn’t make the silly forward pass, backward pass, fumble, whatever that was, I think they come back and win too. Because even with that fourth and one stop, I still think the Broncos are able to go down if they don’t give the Patriots. a touchdown because they literally gave them a touchdown. I totally agree.
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Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Well, really quick here, I just want to ask you before we move on from that play, you’re right, because it was a terrible play, but you and I have watched a lot of horrible weather games over the decades, over the years, right? Even the best quarterbacks make awful plays like that when the elements are like that.
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No, they do, Andy, but that’s what makes that turnover so bad. Right. the weather wasn’t bad yet, right? It was just cold. True. You’re right. You’re right. By the way, Andy, we talked about this a little bit last week without you, but it is… insane that the weather came in like it did. And I know that a lot of meteorologists have said, oh, it was going to snow. No one anticipated essentially a mini blizzard to come through for just the duration of the third quarter into the fourth quarter.
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Yeah, and how about those gale force winds? I didn’t expect that kind of wind. I mean, at that point, not only Our field goal is almost worthless. Not only is passing almost grounded, but how about punting? I mean, you’ve got to have a perfect snap. That guy’s back 10 yards. That was awful.
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Maybe God’s a patriot.
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Well, that almost happened. That almost happened, though, because their punter, Andy, had two punts that were terrible. Yeah. I mean, here’s the thing that I didn’t like.
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Richard, I will say this. Up until that fourth and one, Stidham was killing them. And they were desperate. New England was a desperate team. They could not stop Jared Stidham. And by the way, I don’t believe Bo Nix does that first drive as well as he does, because I agree with you. Stidham is better on that 50-yarder down the side right now. I think by next year, Nix is as good as him at that. But Stidham is a downfield thrower. And that pass was beautiful. He was killing them. He was going through them like a hot knife through butter. But then, you know, they got that stop. They gambled with that blitz. They got the stop. And then before long, the weather changed, and that was it. And once that weather changed, you guys have that lightning-fast defense. Well, that’s not much good in that weather. And New England’s a more physical team.
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Nope, I totally agree with you, Andy, and you’re correct in that it was, well, and you saw the defense that the Broncos had brought, and again, I think that every bit of that was needed, and it was, and again, the Broncos just couldn’t get that extra, you know, those three points or the six points or whatever you want to say, but at the same time, Andy, if The game goes as it did. If you do a fourth and one stop, you win that game 14 to 10, right? If the game goes the rest of the way as it did. And so, you know, a lot of people do want to come back and say, well, Sean should have picked it. Well, of course, hindsight is 20-20. But at the same time, if he had gotten it and then you get a touchdown, you go up 14-0, the Patriots hadn’t come back from more than an 11-point deficit all year. And then you get them trying to come back in the blizzard, right? You know, the blizzard of the AFC Championship.
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Not happening.
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It’s not going to happen. It may actually be an even worse outcome because, you know, Drake Mayne would have had to throw it and interceptions just like happened there. Yeah. Again, Andy, lots of what it could have showed us. I will go back to the game at hand and say I’m with you. I think any of the four teams can be there. Last question I’ll have before you and I make our picks. Yeah. Is this one of the more, I guess, untalked about Super Bowls because I just… And maybe it’s because my team wasn’t a championship and lost, so maybe we have a scorned fan base here in Denver, so we’re not paying attention. No, I think you’re right. I just don’t feel like there’s not a lot of storylines here.
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No, I think you’re right nationally because, look… The simple fact is you have two football teams that neither one has any really big standout aspect of them. These were the two super balanced teams, right? I mean, yeah, Seattle has a great wide receiver, but they don’t have anybody else, right? I mean, New England is just this balanced team. They’re good at everything. They’re a very physical team. They got lucky that the weather went bad and that erased a very fast defense in Denver. You’re looking at these teams… Meanwhile, Denver had that lightning-fast defense, right? That was their big thing. The Rams had that great offense in that passing game that was terrifying. If we had seen the Rams in Denver, I think everybody would have been talking about, right, that incredible defense against that incredible offense. In this game, you’re talking about what? Two balanced teams. Now, don’t get me wrong. For us football purists, that’s very entertaining. But is that entertaining for everybody? And I don’t think it is. What do you think?
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No, I 100% agree with you. I think that’s partly what we’re doing today as far as favorite commercials go. I think that a lot of people will be tuning in for those commercials, right, and for other aspects of the game. I don’t think – it probably will be the most-watched Super Bowl, Andy, just because it seems to be – they seem to be growing. Each year, I just think, I don’t know, Andy, it feels like this could be a close game, but I also feel like the Seahawks could potentially blow out the Patriots just because, like you say, that defense and depending on what happens, the offense may not be needed to do much and lots of different factors, Andy. But I’m with you. I just think, and while I think Sam Darnold’s a good storyline and the Patriots with Brable as a, you know, coming back from four wins last year to the Super Bowl, it is cool stories, especially for their fan bases. it just doesn’t seem to have the national attention so in this case andy i’m gonna go with i guess what my well actually i asked walt he’s a he’s a patriots guy he likes drake may we have arguments about this all the time so i’ll go with the patriots here andy just literally kind of flip of the coins to me because i think they’re a balanced team i think they’re a young team and maybe this is a case of andy of you know what you don’t know can’t hurt you and so in their case Maybe they have no idea what’s going on. And I think Brable, having been there, done all the Super Bowls he’s done with New England, may provide that steadying force. that a young team needs to do well. So I’ll go with the Patriots, 24-21. Okay.
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I’m going to say this. First of all, this is one of those games that is very, very evenly matched, which means either team could lose it, fall apart in the first quarter, and get beat by 30. Okay? Yes, I totally agree. That could totally happen. That said, I’m going to go the other way and say the same score, Seahawks. And I like it just because, well, first of all, we need to pick the opposite team that makes it better. And honestly, I think new England could kill them. I really, I like both teams a lot for balance, but I’m just going to take the Seahawks. I really liked their quarterback and he is more experienced, but Drake may is the better, more talented quarterback. We’ll see how it goes. So I’ll take Seahawks. You take new England.
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And the last thing I’ll say is that to me, you just said it, quarterbacks. This comes down to me of which quarterback doesn’t make the mistake, right? Because you have a young quarterback, extremely talented in Drake May, while at the same time you have Sam Donald, who’s seen a lot but never really lived up to his potential. Even though he’s had a good year, he’s still been just a little bit above average in my opinion, right? Just kind of not the screw-it-up quarterback. Game manager. Game manager. Yeah, exactly. And so to me, this game is the epitome of that. It’s which quarterback doesn’t screw up the most. And then I think whichever team that doesn’t happen to, they win. Okay, there you go, John.
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Okay, we are back. Rush to Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560. Best commercials ever. Andy, take it away.
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Okay, we got to start with a little Kmart. Okay.
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Ship my pants.
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Ship my pants. Here we go. Ship my pants? Right here?
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Ship my pants? You’re kidding. You can ship your pants right here. You hear that? I can ship my pants for free. Wow.
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I just may ship my pants.
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Yeah, ship your pants. Billy, you can ship your pants, too.
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I can’t wait to ship my pants, Dad. I just shipped my pants, and it’s very convenient.
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Very convenient.
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I just shipped my drawers.
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I just shipped my nightie. I just shipped my pants.
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If you can’t find what you’re looking for in store, we’ll find it at Kmart.com right now and ship it to you for free.
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That is, that’s a good one.
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That is totally wrong. What do you think, Richard?
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Yes, Andy, I was going to say, I know we’re going to probably be saying this throughout this because these are the best ones. They’ve got to get back to some of that, Andy. Yes. Good humor.
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Would you agree, we were saying this before you came on, would you agree over 90% of the ads nowadays in the Super Bowls that are trying to be funny are not?
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Yeah, they don’t have a good sense of humor, literally. No, they do not. And I feel like, yeah, they’ve lost the edges. And maybe, Andy, just maybe it’s making a comeback, right? Because we’re sort of on, I feel like, a little miniature comeback of cancel culture and being able to say things that, you know, maybe you weren’t able to say three or four years ago. I’m not holding my breath because I probably would die from still holding it. But maybe we’re getting a little bit closer. I agree. I agree.
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Well, you’re up.
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All right. I’m going to go, I guess, kind of with a theme, which is give me old Dozeki, the most interesting man in the world.
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Oh, yeah. Good one. I love that one.
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It’s so good, and the commercials and the guy that they had playing it. It was just, again, wasn’t, well, some of them were funny, but it was just kind of good stuff, you know?
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Good one. That’s a good one. Well done. All right, this came from Best Friend. Here we go. We’ll play it.
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It’s the babies. Yeah. Yeah.
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Milk-a-holic. Those baby ones were hilarious.
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Shall I play another one or two?
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Yes, go for it, Andy. Go for it. I might play a couple. Go for it. Go for it.
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Riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon. I’m out because apparently riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment. Luckily, though, you know, I can conceal this bad boy underneath my blanket just so I can get on E-Trade. Check my investment portfolio, research stocks. Wait, why are you taking… Oh, I see. Solitary. Just a man and his thoughts. And a smartphone. With an E-Trade app. Nobob.
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Okay, here he rents a clown. Just a second.
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You know, I’m not trying to micromanage your finances, but I will tell you that my E-Trade savings account earns eight times the national average. So, you know, it’s funny. You know what I mean? The boys are talking about what to do with all this extra coin. I was like, I’m renting a clown. And I did. Got Bobo here. And I really underestimated the creepiness. Oh, that’s too funny.
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Can I do one more? Go for it.
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Okay.
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Hilarious. He and then this little black kid, they’re playing pickleball against two adults. Here we go. This is pickleball?
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It’s basically tennis for babies, but for adults. It should be called wiffle tennis.
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These guys are intense.
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We got nothing to worry about. With E-Trade from Morgan Stanley, we’re ready for whatever gets served up. Dude, you got to work on your trash talk. I’d rather work on saving for retirement. Or college, since you like to get schooled. That’s a pretty good burn, right? Got him. Game. Thanks for coming to our clinic. First one’s free.
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Okay, so back to you, Richard. Why can’t they make commercials like that anymore?
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I, you’re, I’m at a loss for, I don’t know. I mean, there’s nothing wrong. Those aren’t, those aren’t like offended.
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They’re babies talking. They’re hilarious.
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Yeah. They’re babies. And then obviously the human, it’s just funny because babies are never going to act like this. You know what I mean?
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It’s hilarious. Anyway, Richard, I’ll cut to you because I did a couple.
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So go ahead.
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Those are great.
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No, you’re good. You’re good. All right. Let me see. Oh, on that same note i’m not sure why they do this um the bud light real men of genius which were mostly radio ads oh they were hilarious though yeah they were i don’t know why i don’t know why they got rid of those too like those were just funny yeah they were real men of genius again that was good stuff and it was It was meant for, I know a lot of it was meant for radio, but still, I don’t know. It was fun, and it gave you a laugh and made you think of Bud Light.
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Yep. Well done, John. All right, my next one, and it came in on the text line as well from all of you, which I appreciate. Several of you actually mentioned this one. I don’t know if Andy has a clip or not, but the Ram Truck Paul Harvey Super Bowl commercial. Oh, I don’t have one. One of the best of all time.
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I’m sorry, I don’t have that one. I have failed you.
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That’s a good one.
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Okay. Let’s go to an all-time classic. Here we go.
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It certainly is a big bun. It’s a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It’s a very big fluffy bun. Where’s the beef?
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Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef and a lot of bun. Where’s the beef? At Wendy’s, we serve a hamburger we modestly call a single. And Wendy’s single has more beef than the Whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy’s, you get more beef and less bun.
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Hey, where’s the beef? I don’t think there’s anybody back there.
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You want something better. Your Wendy’s kind of…
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Oh, my gosh. She was so funny. Her crazed look in her eyes. And she’s just angry at how little the burgers are. And by the way, it sold a lot. It really boosted Wendy’s sales. It was great.
SPEAKER 20 :
Richard, you’re up. Andy, actually, you made me think of one that I wasn’t in for different reasons, because like you say, kind of commercials that actually worked, which is maybe what we’re talking about. Sure. People talk about the Mac versus PC commercials. Oh, those with the one guy from Dodgeball and then the other guy with glasses. Those were fantastic.
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I enjoyed those. Those were fun.
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Andy, you’re a greenie, so you’re kind of like the guy with glasses and we’re like the good guy. It adds up. It makes sense.
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Yeah, that’s me.
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John, I was a kid. This was one of my favorite ads, still is to this day, and I’ll just play it. Here we go.
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Mr. Green?
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Mr. Green?
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Yeah.
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You need any help? I just want you to know, I think, I think you’re the best ever.
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Yeah, sure.
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Want my Coke? It’s okay, you can have it.
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No, no.
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Really, you can have it.
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okay makes me feel good
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Thanks, Mean Joe.
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Thanks, Mean Joe.
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What that did, by the way, I had that queued up as well. What that did for sales was off the charts.
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Oh, yeah.
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Some are saying it was the greatest selling commercial of the 70s.
SPEAKER 18 :
You’re kidding me. Of a decade. I did not know that, Andy. Thanks for the info. I didn’t know that.
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Okay, do we have time to keep going? Oh, absolutely. Okay.
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We’ll go one more round. Go ahead.
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This is avocados from Mexico, and they do some pretty good ads.
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Yeah, those are good ads.
SPEAKER 21 :
And I had to cut this one a little because it would have been too long, but this is their secret society.
SPEAKER 27 :
How can we be a secret society if we can’t keep all of our secrets? What? Do they know we faked the moon landing? No, not yet.
SPEAKER 33 :
Or that there are only 49 shades of gray?
SPEAKER 26 :
They’re suspicious, but that’s not what I’m talking about. What about Bigfoot? Bigfoot’s not real and everyone knows that. Did they figure out we deflated the footballs? No, we found a fall guy for that one. Bigfoot’s definitely real. Nope. Okay. We’ll just have to agree to disagree.
SPEAKER 33 :
What about Area 51? Do they know about that?
SPEAKER 27 :
No. How about Area 52 to 54? No, stop saying areas. No areas plus a number. Literally hundreds of photos of Bigfoot. Okay.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, I saw them once.
SPEAKER 28 :
Wait, Bigfoot? I’m getting it wrong. Paul Bunyan? Paul Bunyan?
SPEAKER 03 :
Why are you looking at me?
SPEAKER 28 :
I’m not looking at you, Ann. I’ve seen his footprint.
SPEAKER 03 :
Scott!
SPEAKER 28 :
What they do know is that avocados from Mexico have good fat. So they know they’re healthy. They know everything. Kyle, are you streaming this? Is that not cool? No, it’s not cool. That’s what secret means. It’s a secret society. Oh, wow. Secret. Yep, yep.
SPEAKER 17 :
Hey, I got a like.
SPEAKER 28 :
You got a like? How’s me?
SPEAKER 17 :
I like you too.
SPEAKER 28 :
At least they don’t know about subliminal advertising. That’s not even a thing, right?
SPEAKER 18 :
Eat them!
SPEAKER 29 :
That’s good.
SPEAKER 20 :
Avocados from Mexico.
SPEAKER 18 :
Those are good. Those are good.
SPEAKER 21 :
I enjoy those. Okay, Richard, you’re up.
SPEAKER 20 :
See, if they could just bring back whoever the marketing guys were from like the early 2000s.
SPEAKER 18 :
Yeah, no comment, Richard.
SPEAKER 20 :
Again, I’m going to knock my generation because when we started coming into the force, we just screwed things up.
SPEAKER 21 :
I like the one. I have a picture of Bigfoot. Well, no, it was Paul Bunyan. Those are great. I know.
SPEAKER 20 :
Okay, Richard, go. No kidding. All right, maybe. Let’s see here. Okay, I’ll go back to, well, not childhood, but when you guys were kind of, maybe young adults will say it, the Nike ad when they started with Just Do It.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, yeah. Boy, did those sell well.
SPEAKER 20 :
I’m telling you. Nike used to have not even those ads. I’m sure we’ll get to a few other ones. They used to actually feel good, and they kind of brought something out of you versus the garbage display.
SPEAKER 18 :
today but i agree those are great those are great john absolutely all right here’s another one that another good friend of mine uh sent in and let me make sure i’m queued up here we go yeah
SPEAKER 38 :
Baby, baby. Baby, baby.
SPEAKER 25 :
If you’re Salt-N-Pepa, you tell people to push it. Push it real good. It’s what you do. Push it. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It’s what you do. Push it.
SPEAKER 09 :
I’m pushing. I’m pushing it real good.
SPEAKER 21 :
Pushing it real good. Push it.
SPEAKER 38 :
Push it. Push it real good. Push it. Ooh, baby, baby.
SPEAKER 25 :
Baby, baby. If you’re Salt-N-Pepa.
SPEAKER 18 :
Okay. Sorry, I just repeated. Anyways, here’s part of the problem, I think, too, with commercials, Richard and Andy. We don’t have the music we used to have. Nah. That’s the other problem. For the most part. Am I right? Yeah. Okay, we’ve got to take a break. Hang tight.
SPEAKER 20 :
Bring it back, then.
SPEAKER 18 :
I know. Joe, hang tight. We’ve got to take a quick break. We’ll come right back. Golden Eagle Financial coming up next. Listen in. We’ll be back right after Al’s interview. You can find Al at klzradio.com.
SPEAKER 05 :
TJ here with KLZ Radio, and again, I’m with Al Smith of Golden Eagle Financial. And some of you may not know that Al Smith has a couple of books out. Al, tell us a little bit about the books that you have for clients and what that informs folks on.
SPEAKER 06 :
Well, the two books are 18 Halls to Retirement, which is about a younger person and an older person who work at the same company they’re playing golf. And the book talks a lot about the younger person asking the older person about all of his preparation he’s made for his retirement. My second book is The Christian Path to Retirement. It’s sort of about how God can guide us toward building our nest egg and also helping build his kingdom as we make that transition from work to retirement.
SPEAKER 05 :
That’s awesome. I love the financial connection to Christ, because that’s all about our lives. Tell us a little bit about, is that something that folks can go out to Amazon to buy, or do you give that to them?
SPEAKER 06 :
Well, it is on Amazon, and I think it’s $10 or $11 or something. It’s not a long book, but for folks who come into the office… and schedule a meeting with me, I can certainly give them that book for free. I’ll need to be ordering a few more copies for all the enormous influx I’m anticipating after this ad.
SPEAKER 05 :
There you go. We’ll tell folks how to get in touch with you for that meeting and maybe to get their free book.
SPEAKER 06 :
Yeah, you can reach me at 303-744-1128. And the book also has some things that go beyond financial things that can result in a more fulfilling retirement.
SPEAKER 05 :
Very good. And as always, you can find a little bit about the book at klzradio.com slash money. And on there is a form that you can schedule an appointment with Al Smith as well. And he’ll get you in shape and ready for your retirement. Al, thanks so much for joining us today.
SPEAKER 06 :
Well, you’re welcome, TJ. Thanks for having me.
SPEAKER 15 :
Live and local, back to Rush to Reason.
SPEAKER 18 :
All right, we are back. Rush to Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560. Okay, Joe, you’re next. Go ahead.
SPEAKER 16 :
Got two quick ones for you. It’s time to make the donuts.
SPEAKER 18 :
Oh, that’s classic. Good one.
SPEAKER 16 :
And the other one, Alka-Seltzer, that was a spicy, spicy meatball. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 18 :
Yep.
SPEAKER 16 :
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. That was a spicy meatball. There you go. Classic. Good one, Joe. All right, guys.
SPEAKER 18 :
All right, man, appreciate it. Dan, you are next. Go ahead.
SPEAKER 19 :
So have you guys done Where’s the Beats?
SPEAKER 18 :
Yep, we did it.
SPEAKER 19 :
Yep. Okay, how about, I think it was in the 90s with Nissan had a commercial where some seagulls, a guy had just washed his Nissan car.
SPEAKER 18 :
Oh, no, we didn’t play that one.
SPEAKER 19 :
trying to bomb it.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s a good one.
SPEAKER 19 :
That was, uh, that was good in the first, uh, uh, what was it? Um, top gun came out, right?
SPEAKER 18 :
Yeah, that’s a good one.
SPEAKER 19 :
And then, and then the other one was, uh, dogs love trucks. Oh, I love that. And, and so the guy’s sleeping on his recliner and he’s getting about ready to hit a semi trailer and the dog pushes the recliner back. So it goes underneath the recliner.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s a good one. Yeah.
SPEAKER 19 :
And then, uh, How about here, lizard, lizard, lizard, with the little chihuahua with Taco Bell?
SPEAKER 18 :
Oh, Aikido Taco Bell.
SPEAKER 19 :
Yo quiero Taco Bell. Yo quiero Taco Bell. I think I need a bigger box.
SPEAKER 18 :
There we go. That was good. Yep, good one. Good one, Dan. Well done, sir. Thanks, man. Appreciate you very much. All right, Andy, take it away.
SPEAKER 21 :
Well, we got to do Old Spice. Here we go. Okay.
SPEAKER 07 :
Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped using ladies’ scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.
SPEAKER 21 :
He was so great. His delivery was perfect. He’s going to look like that guy. Well, of course.
SPEAKER 18 :
Who doesn’t? Holy cow.
SPEAKER 21 :
Except Richard. Richard doesn’t have to worry about it.
SPEAKER 18 :
But you and I, we really wish we could look. I got to worry. That’s right.
SPEAKER 21 :
Richard, you’re up.
SPEAKER 20 :
Something like that, Andy. All right. Well, I think they’re going to return to this. I guess I didn’t catch the first part, so if I missed this one, let me know. But obviously, I’m going to go with the traditional Budweiser and the Clydesdales.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 20 :
Wonderful thing to be said about there. And again, I think that I think some of those ads, you know, it looks like they’re going back there for this Super Bowl, which I feel like is a good call.
SPEAKER 21 :
And by the way, if I may, how about the one where the Clydesdales kneeled at 9-11?
SPEAKER 18 :
Oh, yeah. Good one. Wonderful. All right. This is another Alexa ad, only this is actually a real ad from the Super Bowl 2022.
SPEAKER 22 :
Alexa, it’s game day.
SPEAKER 03 :
Streaming football on Prime Video. Closing blinds. Chilling rosé. Rosé?
SPEAKER 28 :
Well, it’s an afternoon game.
SPEAKER 03 :
It’s like she can read your mind. I love that we get to sleep in. Ordering fresh mint mouthwash. Extra strength.
SPEAKER 16 :
I’m thinking I should get a spray tan, you know, because it’s on Wednesday.
SPEAKER 03 :
Activating blender.
SPEAKER 16 :
Funeral’s on Monday.
SPEAKER 34 :
A while back ago, Papa, can’t you see the treasure all along? It was here.
SPEAKER 28 :
Love the eye patch. When is the show open? March 8th.
SPEAKER 03 :
Setting reminder to fake your own death on March 8th.
SPEAKER 28 :
Gotta… When you have to do those love scenes with hot guys, is that fun or is that like the worst?
SPEAKER 01 :
It’s the worst. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
SPEAKER 09 :
Scarlett, this bread is delicious. Did you make it?
SPEAKER 03 :
Yes, it’s from my Gammy’s recipe. Announcement, Gammy is short for she bought it at Whole Foods. Announcement, Colin left the oysters in the car for five hours.
SPEAKER 16 :
It’s probably better Alexa can’t read your mind.
SPEAKER 03 :
Bad idea.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s pretty good, actually. Yep. That’s a good Alexa ad. Let’s see. Let’s get Rusty in before we take another round. Andy, go ahead, Rusty.
SPEAKER 39 :
Yeah, I used to work on the Clydesdales playing football ad up in Telluride. Oh, nice. Very good. Yeah. Yeah, Zack Schneider directed that. And that line, the one where he said, I believe that referee’s a jackass.
SPEAKER 29 :
Yeah.
SPEAKER 39 :
And the other guy goes, I believe that’s a zebra. Zach fed them the actors that line, and the Budweiser people laughed so hard they almost couldn’t use it. We were sitting there. They almost stepped on the line.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s hilarious.
SPEAKER 39 :
That was quick and spontaneous.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s good. A little inside knowledge there, Rusty. It’s always fun. Yeah, that’s awesome. You bet. Good stuff, man. Appreciate it very much. So there you go. We’ve got our own people that actually are in commercials. There we go.
SPEAKER 21 :
Well done. Okay, moving on. Cam Newton, I think, became more known for this ad than he did for his play. Than playing football? Yeah, here we go.
SPEAKER 36 :
Hey, Cam, thanks a lot for coming to school today.
SPEAKER 07 :
No problem, Nate.
SPEAKER 36 :
I promise to exercise and eat right.
SPEAKER 07 :
Don’t forget 60 minutes of play a day, right?
SPEAKER 36 :
And I’ll grow up to be big and strong like you.
SPEAKER 07 :
Absolutely.
SPEAKER 36 :
And play in the NFL.
SPEAKER 07 :
Yes, sir.
SPEAKER 36 :
And be dressing number one.
SPEAKER 07 :
Maybe.
SPEAKER 36 :
And become the starting quarterback of the Panthers.
SPEAKER 07 :
Okay.
SPEAKER 36 :
You can be my backup.
SPEAKER 23 :
Excuse me?
SPEAKER 36 :
And make Panthers fans forget about you. And become your mom’s favorite player.
SPEAKER 23 :
Whoa.
SPEAKER 36 :
I’m just loosening my arms.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s hilarious.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, I love that ad. It was for Play 60. It was great.
SPEAKER 18 :
It was?
SPEAKER 21 :
And that kid was just killer. I guess Cam Newton was just, he had a hard time filming it because the kid was so funny.
SPEAKER 20 :
So there you go. Richard, you’re up. Yes, the Cam Newton kid. Touche. On that same note, Andy, you actually kind of took, well, almost took the next one. But remember when the NFL did the NFL 100 and they had that ad with the current players and the Hall of Famers? Oh, yeah. And they were in like the ballroom and they’re like jumping over and like Christian McCaffrey and Peyton was there and then Franco Harris and Joe Montana and everyone was there. And, you know, they lost the one. It was it was a really great ad. It’s kind of one of the better known ads. It was like a minute long or 90 seconds long or something like that.
SPEAKER 18 :
Hmm.
SPEAKER 20 :
It was phenomenally well done. That was very good.
SPEAKER 21 :
Very good.
SPEAKER 18 :
John? Okay, now here’s one because people still use it, showing you how long an ad can actually be effective, and that would be Verizon, can you hear me now?
SPEAKER 21 :
Yes.
SPEAKER 18 :
People still do that.
SPEAKER 21 :
There’s so many ways you can do it, and it works so well.
SPEAKER 18 :
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
SPEAKER 1 :
Good.
SPEAKER 21 :
Okay, this is a whole series of ads, and I’ve got to be honest, I love them, and it’s Dr. Rick. helping you not become like your parents in the Progressive ads. And this time, he’s got people going to the movies.
SPEAKER 17 :
Okay. Snacks and popcorn are going to be expensive. Let’s just accept that. Going to the movies can be a lot for young homeowners turning into their parents.
SPEAKER 32 :
Bathrooms. Even if you don’t have to go, you should try.
SPEAKER 17 :
We all know where the bathroom is and how to use it. Okay?
SPEAKER 01 :
You know, the Stephensons told me they save money bundling their boat insurance with Progressive.
SPEAKER 17 :
No one knows who those people are. It can be painful.
SPEAKER 01 :
Into your coats. There’s an extra seat right here.
SPEAKER 17 :
No, no, no, no, no. We don’t need a coat wrangler.
SPEAKER 11 :
Progressive can’t save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home auto and more with us.
SPEAKER 17 :
No one who made the movie’s here. No one knows who made the movie’s here.
SPEAKER 21 :
One of them is applauding the movie at the end. No one who made the movie’s here. Those are all so good.
SPEAKER 18 :
Those are hilarious.
SPEAKER 21 :
Richard, you’re up.
SPEAKER 20 :
Anyway, what makes you become your parent? I am. I am. I am experiencing that now. Yes. I say things all the time. I’m like, I can’t believe I’m saying this.
SPEAKER 18 :
Yep.
SPEAKER 20 :
Does he said in my work? And then I’m sure he’s sitting over there. I knew I knew I’d be telling you this. Get out of here. Your wife is a psychologist. Can she steer you out of this? Andy, let me tell you, when she tried to diagnose my dad, she just puts the whole book down and says, I can’t do this. I’m sorry.
SPEAKER 29 :
Oh, okay. Yep.
SPEAKER 20 :
That book goes out the window. You’re up, sir. He was way past the point of return.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s right.
SPEAKER 20 :
Let me tell you. All right. Let me see here. Oh, I don’t think we did this one yet. The Snickers ad, right? Where, you know, have a Snickers.
SPEAKER 18 :
You’re hungry? My favorites with Betty White. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 20 :
Yes!
SPEAKER 18 :
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 21 :
Is that what your girlfriend said? Are you okay?
SPEAKER 18 :
Those are hilarious.
SPEAKER 21 :
Yeah, I love them.
SPEAKER 18 :
Well done. Okay, these are probably older than Richard because he doesn’t remember any of these, and they were pulled off the air a long, long time ago, but they were nothing better than the old Marlboro Man cigarette commercials.
SPEAKER 20 :
Ah, classic. Classic! You can’t be advertising for cigarettes anymore, Dad. Come on. Not anymore, you can’t. Those things kill you, you know? That’s right.
SPEAKER 21 :
Okay, we got to go to, obviously, Terry Tate, office linebacker.
SPEAKER 11 :
Here we go. Office linebacker. I asked Reebok to send us Terry Tate. Some people thought we were crazy. But I’m a firm believer in paradigm breaking. Outside the box thinking. Hey, buddy.
SPEAKER 04 :
Quick, what’s over? 15 minutes ago, Mitch!
SPEAKER 11 :
And since Terry’s been with us, our productivity has gone up 46%. We’re getting more from our employees than ever before.
SPEAKER 04 :
You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS reports, Richard. That ain’t new, baby. Hey, Terry. Hey, Janice.
SPEAKER 11 :
But what’s really impressed me is how Terry’s become part of the Felcher family.
SPEAKER 04 :
Get high, baby.
SPEAKER 11 :
He fits right in here.
SPEAKER 04 :
That’s a long business call, Doug.
SPEAKER 11 :
Long business call, Doug. I wish Reebok sent us ten Terry Tates.
SPEAKER 18 :
Those are good. I love those. Those are good. Richard, you’re up.
SPEAKER 20 :
Oh, very good. All right, and another kind of one, although this was different, Andy. This was low budget but turned big, and I feel like it turned their company into what they are today. Dollar Shave Club. Our blades are, you know, flanking great.
SPEAKER 30 :
Shall I play it?
SPEAKER 20 :
Remember?
SPEAKER 30 :
Yeah. OK, here we go. What is dollarshaveclub.com? Well, for a dollar a month, we send high quality razors right to your door. Yeah, a dollar. Are the blades any good? No. Our blades are great. Each razor has stainless steel blades and aloe vera lubricating strip and a pivot head. It’s so gentle, a toddler could use it. And do you like spending $20 a month on brand name razors? 19 go to Roger Federer. I’m good at tennis. And do you think your razor needs a vibrating handle, a flashlight, a back scratcher, and ten blades? Your handsome-ass grandfather had one blade and polio. Good, Papa! Stop paying for shave tech you don’t need. And stop forgetting to buy your blades every month. Alejandro and I are going to ship them right to you. We’re not just selling razors. We’re also making new jobs. Alejandra, what were you doing last month?
SPEAKER 36 :
Not working.
SPEAKER 30 :
What are you doing now?
SPEAKER 36 :
Working.
SPEAKER 30 :
I’m no Vanderbilt, but this train makes hay. So stop forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding where you’re going to stack all those dollar bills I’m saving you. We are dollarshaveclub.com, and the party is on.
SPEAKER 21 :
The party’s out with an American flag behind them. It’s pretty good.
SPEAKER 18 :
Richard, really quick, what did they sell for back in the day? Oh, wasn’t it a billion or something? Wasn’t it? One billion.
SPEAKER 1 :
2016.
SPEAKER 18 :
One billion dollars.
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah, see? And they got started on their silly ad.
SPEAKER 18 :
Unbelievable.
SPEAKER 20 :
Okay, John, you’re up.
SPEAKER 18 :
Unbelievable. Okay, let me see here. How about, trying to find something we haven’t talked about. Let me do one that commercial that listeners texted in about the Budweiser Frogs.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, those are great.
SPEAKER 18 :
Yeah, those were good.
SPEAKER 21 :
Okay, really quick here. Here we go. FedEx. Doomed.
SPEAKER 15 :
What the heck is that? We just have to get to Houston. Good gravy, man. If we don’t get them there by 8 a.m. tomorrow, we’re all doomed. Doomed. I’ll put them in a FedEx box in front of the label. Hurry, man. We’re all doomed. Doomed. What if I get a nasty paper cut? Then you’ll be doomed.
SPEAKER 09 :
Doomed. Help this woman or we’re all doomed. Doomed. I’m fine. She’s in shock. Yes. Take care of this package or we’re doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
SPEAKER 11 :
You can try, but we’ve taken all the drama out of shipping overnight.
SPEAKER 18 :
Relax, it’s FedEx.
SPEAKER 09 :
All right.
SPEAKER 18 :
That’s good. Yeah, that’s a lot of fun. One more, Richard. You’re up, and then I’ll finish up, and we’ll let you go.
SPEAKER 20 :
All right, well, I’ll finish with kind of a classic. Not funny, just iconic. And I think they actually brought this back. But the Corona commercial with the palm tree Christmas lights. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 29 :
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER 20 :
And it just kind of popped. And, like, any time you say Corona, you just know… It’s for Corona, right? Yep. Great ad. Simple. Love it.
SPEAKER 18 :
All right. One, and I know it’s, sorry, it’s still commercial or it’s still insurance, but Geico, the caveman series, they’re all hilarious.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, they’re great.
SPEAKER 18 :
So a simple caveman could do it.
SPEAKER 1 :
Exactly.
SPEAKER 18 :
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SPEAKER 18 :
All right, finishing up this hour of favorite commercials. And real quick, because somebody texted this one in. Somebody we know actually helped make these commercials. Chevy Like a Rock.
SPEAKER 21 :
Fantastic classics.
SPEAKER 18 :
Great ads, by the way.
SPEAKER 21 :
Okay, I’ve got to go Darth Vader Kid for Volkswagen. Fantastic. I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing Coca-Cola. Pepsi Mafia. That was good. And Mayhem from State Farm.
SPEAKER 18 :
MasterCard, Priceless. Those were good as well as, I mean, we can almost go any type of Budweiser ad, but Budweiser, Puppy Love.
SPEAKER 21 :
Okay. Road to the Super Bowl with Peyton and Eli. Those were really funny. Limu, Emu, and Doug, Liberty Mutual, and Waza from Budweiser.
SPEAKER 18 :
Lastly, we’d have to say this one to close things out, the old Aflac duck.
SPEAKER 21 :
Oh, yeah. Aflac. Aflac. Those are great. Those are great.
SPEAKER 18 :
All right. We’re ready. One more?
SPEAKER 21 :
Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER 18 :
Why not?
SPEAKER 21 :
I’m going to go with Pringles dip snacks where you mix them.
SPEAKER 18 :
Those are funny. Go. Good job. That’s it, guys. Join me in the morning, by the way. First thing, 9 o’clock, Fix It Radio. Again, Roof Max of Colorado will be with me. Dave Hart, I should say, and Paul LeWiger. We’ll talk about insurance as well. Join me then. Have a great night. Rush to Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560.
SPEAKER 1 :
Rich guy.
