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I just say, I just don’t know if there’s a better intro. Intro than Simple Mind’s New Gold Dream I mean it’s such a great intro. Ugh, love it. Maybe some love and rocket stuff don don’t know. All right, let’s see. Okay, this is, I’ve gotta, I’ve, I gotta immediately get into this. This is the Steak Knives lady. I gotta take her first Lady Steak Knife’s. What we’re calling her a Florida woman attacks and throws steak knives at a dude because he left her at a bar. Yep. I feel like I would leave her there too. you know, she seems the Type A Florida woman was taken to jail. She attacked dude with steak knives and a bottle opener. Oh, at a Flager County home last week. Dale, Dale lien di it’s D-A-I-L-E-E-N.
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dalene dalene dial lien. don don’t know. Keller 34 was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and domestic battery. So they were called to her house ’cause she was attacking a dude. She’s crying in her mugshot. She looks really remorseful. They, the guy said it started, he left LER at a bar ’cause he wanted to leave and she didn’t. Then they met up with each other. Later that night she grabbed three steak knives and a bottle opener and began attacking him. She threw a steak knife at him as he hid behind a chair. And when he tried to disarm her, she stabbed him in the forearm with a bottle opener. Then she threw two knives at him when he tried to run away. Striking him in the back and in his ear. It sounds like she’s pretty good throwing knives. Like why is she not doing axe throwing? Like get, get her to a bar to do axe throwing, which is where you wanna go.
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Don’t encourage that. Yeah, she’s taken into custody. She’s on $12,500 bond. But I’m just saying, can I just go back to that for a minute? I mean she got him every time she’s throwing them knives and she’s Don’t do that. He may have been a big target. I’m impressed though.
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He may have been a big targett.
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Get itt. Sound like she was inebriated. She’s still hitting the marks. That’s all I’m saying. You were too much Chris. Like if I was picking somebody from my ax throwing team, you know, or darts, I’d be like, she’s with me. I’m just saying No, she’s, she can’t be right now ’cause she’s literally in jail. But you know what I mean? A let’s see, two Florida men were arrested for catching a baby G Gator and then they kept it in a cooler to eat. That’s, I’m actually sad for a gator. I can’t even believe this. This is in Tallahassee. They’re all the way up in Tallahassee. The Gators. Yeah. Oh. They’ve been accused of eating a baby gator in Lake Quinn and keeping it alive in a cooler to eat later at home. That is so mean.
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They, they got charged ’cause they took a gator without a license and they accused each other of wanting to eat the Gator, but they’re in trouble. I kind of feel bad for that little Gator Lil Gator. It’s my new rat name. Stick with us. Third hour coming up in an era where daily election headlines and political turmoil can create a sense of unrest. Having a peaceful retreat is more important than ever.
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Roger in Kansas on the line for Democrats. Good morning Roger. It’s just so awkward.
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Yes, I have where my main issue, I’m going to Close, My, Eyes, and then I’m gonna vote for closed borders. I’m gonna vote for less taxes. I’m gonna vote for more reasonable energy costs. and I, if you vote, close your eyes and vote that way. It’s a pretty simple choice because both candidates have a history. So you just vote on that. and I don’t have to tell you who I’m voting for.
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Well, she just looked confused there. She’s like, wait a minute, where’s this going? When I was actually confused, right? I first said, I’m gonna Close My Eyes. And I’m like, oh boy, where are we going? Where are we going? That I mean that there are a lot of people who feel that way and there are a lot of people more so than are more, there are more people like this than there are people who are supremely devoted to one candidate or the other. And to an extent, neither party understands that. To be honest with you, Democrats don’t get it and a lot of Republicans don’t get it. That’s why, you know, people are telling Republicans talk about these issues.
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When you talk about these issues, man, you’re winning people over right and left When you’re sticking to the hits, when you’re sticking to the what you want to do to counter the deluge at the border. When you are sticking to what you’re going to do to defeat inflation, when you’re sticking to making tax cuts permanent. When you’re sticking to do you like your healthcare, you can actually keep it instead of trying to, because that’s one of the other things we’re gonna talk about. Kamala Harris wants to just eliminate all private plans entirely. I mean, I don’t know if you’ve all been on government care, but it’s horrible. It is really bad. It’s like, might as well just not have it. It’s so bad. And you do lose your doctors because I’ve lost three of them thanks to Obamacare.
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So great. So when people sit here and tell me that doesn’t happen, that’s that. That my truth is no, that’s the truth. So that’s the other thing you gotta consider. People don’t wanna pay an arm and a leg to, for health insurance for their families and then be denied access to specialists and the doctors that they’ve been going through their whole life. They don’t wanna have to pay more. Those are the issues that you hit. That’s the stuff that you talk about. And Democrats aren’t doing that. As we can see. And that’s one of the reasons why they are struggling with a lot of independence. But you still have this narrative of, I think people are believe that either side is wholly completely tribal and partisan to one candidate or the other.
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And it’s not like that. And people are overlooking that huge, huge demographic of people right in the middle who are kind of looking to the right and left. And they’re not happy with either choice. But when you talk to them about the issues, they’re like this guy, oh yeah, yeah, Of course. I want all these things. Okay then that’s why I think it’s Republicans need to make it less about names and more about issues. Let the issues be the names. Right? Let let reducing and eliminating illegal immigration be the name. Let lower taxes be the name. That’s, that’s what you need to do. That’s what they, how they have to do this.
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Meanwhile Democrats, what are Democrats talking about? I mean? I literally don’t even know what are their, they’ve got Joe Biden stuff and then she’s, what is she gonna actually debate? I know they gonna a VP debate coming up next week and we’ll see. We’ll see how that works coming up. We’ve got the latest Israel in, in, in Lebanon going after Hezbollah and I. Don’t know. We’ll see what happens. They finally, I think you’re gonna, you’re gonna have to, they need to completely just exclude the United States from the process of decision making on that I or influence on that. Also. I’ve got some polling for you. There’s measures on favorability, on momentum And, we gotta talk about voter canvassing.
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Republicans have been behind the ball on voter canvassing and are still behind the ball on it. That is a huge problem. And if anybody watched the results coming in in 2012 as I did live that night and then having to go on television, it is, I’m terrified that we’re gonna have a repeat of that. And this, you don’t think that canvassing and getting these voters out is important. This is what gets Republicans every time. So we have to talk about this and then we’re also gonna get, Gina Jackson made a claim about Kamala Harris and the left lost their minds this weekend, so she kind of walked it back, sort of.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss, it’s time for Dana’s Quick five.
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So apparently there’s incidents of GPS spoofing. It used to happen for, you know, quite a bit now it’s like a 400% increase according to an OPS group report. GPS spoofing occurs when fake radio radio signals are used to interfere and override a legitimate one. It’s a cyber attack. And now there’s a lot of discussion as to whether or not foreign entities, you know, hostile entities could use this as a way of cyber attacks against the United States. So have fun on your flights. Think about that the next time you’re flying. Oh no, no fear, no, no worries. Let’s see. Cards against Humanity. Seuss, SpaceX and then Ledges Invasion of land on the US Mexico border.
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Cards against Humanity. This is okay. They’ve sued SpaceX saying that Musk’s firm illegally took over a plot of land on the US Mexico border that the party game company bought in 2017. They were trying to stop what they said was Trump’s attempt to build the wall. I’ve never played this game. Now, now I’ve never played cards against because it sounds stupid and I’ve never played it. If I wanted to play a game, I’m gonna play a game like Risk or monopoly where I can shake everybody down or take over all your land. So this is, this is true. They, they, I didn’t know that Cards Against Humanity were a bunch of butt hurt progressives. Did you know that? So you’re putting money in the pocket of Marxists, but they, they, they bought this land as a way to stop Trump’s attempt to build a wall.
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Well, I mean I would then I would just out of spite, even though I don’t believe in em in domain. And, but the left does. I would exploit that and then I would take it and use that to take their land. Let’s see here. Metabolism and diet, they say are linked to the root of bipolar depression. This also seems like kind of a duh issue. Scientists in Edinburgh say that they have studied the link between healthy diets and the prevalence of bipolar depression. And they’ve looked at a, like hundreds of thousands of people. It’s a pretty wide reaching study. It was done by the Zuki Foundation and the UK Research and Innovation and Agency. And so they’re looking at the relationship between that and other metabolic disorders.
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So very interesting. Emmanuel Macron, who is, he’s the French Marxist with the hot for teacher wife. His his, remember he married his teacher. He unveiled a new right wing French government. Remember they, the Marxist over in France lost in the last election. So they had to snap a general election that delivered a hung parliament. Now they have a new lineup. Their Prime Minister Michelle Barer. It’s a huge shift to the right, even though they did have a lot of the parliamentary seats. They were, they, there were some seats that were kept or won by the left wing alliance. They have a lot more centrist and people on the right. So it’s a fractured parliament. It’ll be very interesting to see what they do. Trump says that if he doesn’t win in 2024, he is not gonna run again in 2028.
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That will be it. and I think that that’s the right choice to make I mean regardless. I mean he’s termed out. Even if he run, we’re gonna have have to have another big giant election in 28 because he’s termed out. But if he doesn’t win, he says he’s not gonna run again. and I think it would be crazy at this point to do it. The, oh, this is interesting. This guy that Anchorage man who was arrested for making threats against the Supreme Court justices. He’s been released, yeah, the 20 after 22 crimes and hundreds of messages he’s been released according to the DOJ. More on that coming up.
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Senator, you have stood firmly behind Israel, but do you agree with any part of what your colleague, Senator Sanders said there?
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No, not not, not at all. and I wanna be very clear. I I thought what Israel chose to do about blowing up the pagers and then walkie talkies and then after targeting and eliminating membership and leadership of Hezbollah, I absolutely support that. And in fact, if anything, I love it. And, and Israel demonstrated that they will not allow terrorists not to be held accountable and I fully support that. And it’s not about nothing That has what my colleague has said.
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Yeah. So he is, he’s got a hoodie pass. See I like that. Why can’t all Democrats sound like that? Why? Why has he gotta be the only one that makes sense on this? you know, I kind of wanna intervene here and tie just a small knot in each of the strings on the side of his hoodie. ’cause I noticed on that hoodie it wasn’t knotted. And so when he washes it, that string’s gonna disappear and it’s gonna be just annoying to get that out as like a, as a kindness, you know, for just talking sense. I’d like to, you know, I just gotta intervene real quick. Like, you know, make sure you put it, knot that string so it doesn’t disappear up inside your hoodie. Like make sure So he’s, he’s got the hoodie pass on that. He’s like, in fact I. think I love it. You knew that they were just, you couldn’t see the anchor’s faces or the producer’s face, but you knew that they were just going ah, when he said that you knew it.
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You knew it. They were just shocked that he said it.
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I mean cut 20 was another moment he had with the same interviewer, which I thought was pretty
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In 22.
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Yeah, I know that one. I was gonna say
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Before, okay, do 20 do 20 then that. Wait, what? I know you, you have federman as you’re today in stupidity.
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Okay, go ahead.
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I know you’ve talked about this quite a bit. Vice President Harris, as you know, once supported a ban on fracking when she was running for president in 2020. She even sued the Obama administration to prevent fracking off California’s coast. Now she says she will not ban the practice as president. Why should voters trust that? That is really what the vice president believes.
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So strange. Why we just keep talking about fracking back in 2020? I said that that might be an issue, but it’s not gonna be a defining issue. And now in 2024, we’re still trying to talk about fracking. And now the other side, they’re talking about eating cats and geese and dogs and saying absurd things and, and talking about how if Trump doesn’t win. He said that, you know, you have to blame the Jews on that and just absurd things. That’s, you know, like having a, a serious policy conversation when the other
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Side and where’s he going now? Right? He okay, So. he started off so good and he just doesn’t wanna be, he does not wanna have to be pitted against Kamala Harris and talking about the fracking thing. ’cause that’s a big, that’s a problem. That’s a problem for her. She has that record. That is a problem for her.
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And. we can play 22 if you want.
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Pull forward. I can’t believe I can I just say that he gets the hoodie passed though at least. ’cause he was talking right about the Hamas stuff. Okay. I am sorry. It makes me sad. It’s like go ahead, go ahead,
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Go ahead. 19 or 20. Sorry,
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No questions of for for Senator Lindsey Graham. There’s no doubt about that. But to the point, what do you now like about fracking? You say you’re not gonna ban it, you support it Now
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They’re eating dogs. They’re eating cats, you know, again, so, okay. Yes. And any more on fracking I. think I. Think.
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Well, I wanna ask you about the Middle East actually, let’s move on. Come on,
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Wait. And he goes more on fracking. She’s like, well, I wanna ask you about the Middle East. The pound I mean. I guess that’s one way to avoid being pitted against the top of the ticket on your party. you know, I mean I’ll give him credit. I think he’s playing dumb right there, so I’m not gonna be totally ignorant to him because he’s in a rock and a hard place and Democrats have been kind of mean to him because he hates terrorists and they just, they like terrorists. So don don’t know. But that’s pretty wild. All right folks, that does it for us today. We’re gonna be back together tomorrow. Make sure you sign up for the newsletter, Substack chapter in verse, find us on YouTube, Facebook, like, and subscribe. I’ll be back with you tomorrow.
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