Join us for an engaging episode that spans a wide array of topics—from the peculiar stories of Florida Man, including a fictional girlfriend named Stacy, to critical discussions on political affiliations and their impact on society. Listen as Dana shares her thoughts on products like Yeti and the modern connection to celestial rituals, all wrapped up in her distinct narrative style.
00:22:25 Dana’s Quick Five: Shark Attack to Archaeology
00:30:57 Child Sacrifice and Cultural Misunderstandings
00:33:20 Closing Remarks and Podcast Subscription Reminder
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Don’t do this. Yellowstone National Park, a Florida man was injured when he was gored by a bison. said the National Park Service. A bison, this is the first reported incident of a person injured by a bison in Yellowstone this year. Park ain’t even been open for two weeks. And immediately somebody’s out there getting gored. And guess why? Do you think it was because he was minding a respectful distance from the bison? No. No, he wanted to get up and close and personal with it. So he got minor injuries, was treated by emergency medical personnel. You’re told to keep, in fact, Yellowstone requires that you keep 25 yards away from the animals up there and 100 yards away from bears and wolves. 25 from all large animals, 100 yards from bears and wolves. And bison have injured more people in Yellowstone than any other animal. They’re not aggressive. But when people get up in their faces, yeah, nobody likes that. Not even me. I’d gore you too if I had horns. And then in May 2024, a dude kicked a bison in the leg. And guess what? It kicked him back and injured him. And then he got arrested and jailed because he kicked a bison. Just don’t be a moron and don’t like try to go up and get a selfie with it. And everything’s cool, right? It’s so simple. I mean, this is not hard. If a kid tells you that there’s somebody in their closet, maybe just don’t disregard it. Like if you’re this kid, a Florida man was arrested because he was hiding in a kid’s bedroom closet. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This Florida man, he ran away from law enforcement, fled into a home and hidden a kid’s bedroom closet. Liberty County Sheriff Robert Arnold deputies got a call on Tuesday about a suspicious person. The guy identified as Bobby McKenzie. He took off on a four wheeler and ditched it, ran into a house. And they yeah, they found him hiding in a child’s bedroom closet. And the individuals who called it in, they said thank you to them. The guy had a warrant out for aggravated assault. He also had, oh gosh, he hid a bag containing a bunch of meth and all kinds of drug paraphernalia under the kid’s bed. Man, oh man, I’m telling you. A Florida man got pulled over and then led police on a foot chase. After they caught him, they laughed and said, you thought you were Usain Bolt. Yeah, well, that’s funny. It is. He led cops on a foot chase through Daytona Beach. Xavier McCall. You don’t need to have an apostrophe after the X. Okay, there’s literally no need because the name is… Okay, I can’t even do this story. The name is X-A-V-I-E-R. The apostrophe is there to symbolize the absence of a vowel and yet connect the word. But it’s X-A, Xavier, and that’s how it’s spelled. You don’t need an apostrophe to make your cheap broke ass look fancy. Stop it. That’s so stupid. Who named you? Your mother ought to be arrested because she’s dumb. They could not provide. Who does the name like this? That’s like having your name Amber and an apostrophe after the A and between the A and M. Shut up. They could not provide Daytona. Xavier McCall with a apostrophe could not provide Daytona Beach officers with his license. He said he was in his grandma’s vehicle. They asked him to get off. He took off and they were able to catch him, cornered him and take him into custody. And he’s in the pokey now. So, yeah, they go. You’re not supposed to be breathing like that from a short little run, dude. So clearly his cardio was bad. I love the body cam footage when they’re chasing him, too. This guy was not getting far. And the cops were like, dude, you’re younger than us. You should be faster than us. And one of them said that the dude smoked too much. And that’s why he didn’t have good blood circulation or cardio.
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He also thought his grandma’s car.
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All the way. Can I just keep this footage going? Doesn’t it look like the cop running? His arms are just crazy. He’s like one of those blow-up dolls outside of a car dealership. His arms just look mad when he’s running. Let’s see here. Oh, by the way, our Bison story came from Florida Man Keith. Or no, Listener Keith. Our Florida Man Bison story came from Listener Keith. So thank you from that. Let’s see. Drunk Florida Man crashes his Tesla. This is a Villages story. It’s a Villages story. A villager, Minecraft, crashed his Tesla in a roundabout. Of course he did. And then when police came, he made up a fictional girlfriend and said, no, it’s Stacy, my girlfriend Stacy. He literally made up a whole woman. And fabricated a name and told police that Stacy crashed his Tesla and ran away. I know. And so the man, after he crashed the roundabout, he flooded the village of Hawkins. And they found 63-year-old Jeffrey Treadwell and matched descriptions. He began blaming his girlfriend. He said Stacy did it. Stacy ran away after she crashed into the roundabout. And he goes, it’s a girl I met in Brownwood. Stacy’s her name. And he was drinking. I mean, clearly. And they concluded that Stacy was completely made up. So they booked him in Sumter County Detention Center and he was released on $1,100 bond. Yeah, that’s not, can you imagine? Yeah, it was Stacy that did it. Yeah, I’m going to start using that excuse. I didn’t do it. Stacy did it. Stacy also crashed that car in that roundabout down there in Florida. Did you hear about that? Did you hear about what Stacy did? That floozy.
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Stacy’s mom’s got a good one.
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Everybody knows the Yeti people. They make their super expensive coolers. And they got, um… I feel like they turned their back on the people that made them. I feel like they turned their back on hunters and gun owners and all of that because they decided to really get away. They and Under Armour sort of did. I know some people who work in the… who work in the hunting industry uh industry like they you know products things like actual legitimate hunters and um they had sponsorships with under armor and they can’t post stuff with guns and things like that it’s real weird i’m not going to say who because i don’t want to they’re dear friends and and there’s nothing bad meant about it from their end but they’re just like yeah this is what’s happening i bring this up because i saw this i or reposted it the other day claire uh booth loose Center for Conservative Women. It’s a ladies organization. You know, they also voted for tremendous goodies for the rest of the hour. They were getting ready. It’s a Virginia-based organization, and they’ve done this before. And they order these They’re like, they’re Yetis, but they’re coffee mugs. They’re not, which I don’t understand, honestly, the point of it. I’m like, I drink coffee too damn fast.
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Keeps it warmer longer.
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Okay. I don’t know. Is it dishwasher safe? Because Dana doesn’t buy nothing unless it’s dishwasher safe.
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I think the actual coffee cup ones are.
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I heard someone scream out there. You said washer. I did. Dishwasher is exactly what the word is. Dishwasher. Tremendous goodies. Dishwasher. So they ordered these personalized, what do they call them? Seafoam green. It’s almost like a, it’s like next, nearly almost a Tiffany blue. Anyway, so they ordered, you know, companies get these tumblers and they put their company name on them and they send them out and that’s, you know, normal. So they were buying… I don’t know how many, but they had put in a reorder is what they said. They’ve done this before. They put in a reorder of these tumblers, this seafoam green tumblers. And they noticed, like I said, they’ve done it before, same order. So it’s a reorder. They didn’t order more. So don’t think that it wasn’t because they couldn’t fulfill it because they’ve done it before. They reordered them. And then all was going well. Until all of a sudden, they heard back from the Yeti people. And the Yeti people told them that they could not do it. They said that their logo includes the phrase, quote unquote, conservative women. And they, after they sent all their cancellation emails, after they paid over $1,600, after all of that, They had the cancellation email from the Yeti people. And it said their order was canceled because the logo includes the phrase conservative women. That to me seems to be a problem here. I mean, I don’t know why that’s it’s it’s the clear booth loose. It’s like in their group name. And they’ve had them before because they, you can throw, I know Juan just showed it to you, but the reason they have this mug is because they ordered it before. And they had no problem with it. There was no problem with this. I’m looking at the mug on my screen. There was no problem with it. So what’s the issue? See, they had ordered it before. Simple enough, right? Well, they got told, well, it’s because they have conservative on it. Now, technically, their their tax structure, they can’t actually even be a political group because they that’s not how their their tax structure. They’re not they’re not structured in that in that regard in that way. So they called, someone from the group called Yeti to ask what prompted the cancellation, and they were also told verbatim that it was the phrase conservative women. They said it’s on the political side, so the mug could not be made. They don’t want to avoid any, they want to avoid any kind of political affiliation, because they’re a bunch of pansies. And they said, well, they’re, uh, Their policy prevents customizing products aligned with political affiliations or organizations or content that could be considered obscene, vulgar, profane, discriminatory, defamatory, or hateful. They said that earlier transaction, it should not have been made. It was a mistake that it went through. So they can’t say it because it says conservative.
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Yes, Kane. How is that hateful? How is that defamatory? Did they explain that the word conservative somehow violates their policy that they just outlined?
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No, they didn’t explain it. The last time they did this, Yeti betrayed gun owners. I haven’t used Yeti in a long time. I won’t put my liquids in a Yeti. They made gun owners mad. This was like 2018. This was like right after Parkland and it was just so stupid that they did it. So Yeti got very… They got political by trying to not be political. You know what I mean? You make drinkware. Are they worried that they’re going to get targeted by people who don’t buy their products anyway?
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And why can’t you put a little tiny disclaimer? Like if you’re printing anything on there, put a little tiny disclaimer on there.
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This is so stupid. This has nothing to do with you. Everybody knows that if you order a product like that and you have it customized, like a bulk order, that company is not sponsoring you. They’re not endorsing your viewpoints. If you purchase a pair of Nike sneakers, That’s not Nike endorsing your viewpoint. You’re purchasing a product. That’s what these people are doing. But the fascistic left doesn’t even want you to be able to have that option. So they try to fabricate the stupid claim that, well, if they’re working with you, they’re validating your existence by working with you. It’s just I just don’t like Yeti. I get I just it’s infuriating that a company would react this way. And they’re because that sounds like it’s discriminatory against conservative women. And again, I go back to the people who don’t would not are not going to purchase these products anyway. They’re worried about being targeted by those people. I mean, good heavens. This is a conservative women’s organization. That’s it. That’s it. Just a conservative women’s organization. So why are they trying to Bud Light themselves again? I remember they we had a like we have like these community fairs and stuff in our town square and all this stuff in the town where I live in. And after Yeti did that with firearm owners, this was back in 2018, my husband and I were walking around our town square. It was their art fair or whatever. We just, you know, you walk around, you look at stuff, you enjoy the sunshine. It’s nice to talk to people. And we walked by a Yeti had a tent there. And they haven’t had a tent after this, but they had a tent there, Yeti. It’s a little, you know, tent at the fair with all the other booth vendors. And they were walking up to people and asking if they wanted a Yeti sticker, if they were interested in looking at the Yeti products. And they came up to us. We were like, no, thank you. No, thank you. And I don’t even remember exactly what I said, but they said, oh, they’re like, do you know Yeti? Do you not like them? I’m like, are you seriously going to press this with me right now in the middle of the town square? They had no idea who I was, and I wasn’t trying to be that way at all. But at first, I mean, and he was being a persistent sales guy, I guess, but he just wouldn’t leave it alone. You know, I’m I’m trying to be the nice person. My husband’s like, yeah, you know why? Because you guys screwed over gun owners. So, no, we are not interested in looking at your stuff. We’re not interested. And I’m trying to be like, no, thanks. And just leave me the hell alone. Right. Chris was like, no, we’re not interested in it because you’re a bunch of he didn’t go that far. But he’s like, no, you guys screwed over gun owners. Why in the hell would we ever be interested in looking at these products? No. He’s like, get out of my way. Which I also thought was nice. It wasn’t that guy’s problem. He didn’t set the company policy. But I do think that you’ve got to be aware of that kind of stuff, especially when you’re in one of the most conservative towns in America. It was just funny. But there are other companies that exist out there besides Yeti. There’s one based in Texas called Bison Coolers. It’s just it’s like they’re like Yeti, but with all the nonsense. So hopefully they’re going to another one of these companies to get their order filled because this is stupid. I don’t know why you would you would you know, I love what Michael Jordan said when people were asking him to get political and he’s trying to sell sneakers and he’s like Republicans wear sneakers, too. That’s exactly right. That’s the attitude to have. This idea that, well, I have my political beliefs and everything, including my tennis shoe and my orange juice and my shaving cream and my paper clips. I don’t even use those anymore. Everything has to affirm. That is the obsession with the left. Everything that they do has got to be affirmed by something. Have you noticed this? It’s got to be affirmed by a product. It’s got to be affirmed by other people against your will. Everything has to validate their choices. Are you so insecure that you have to have… Your, you know, butter? Affirm you? Or your mouthwash? Have you seen, like, the rainbow mouthwash? Are we past the gay pride month? Where it’s all marketing, gay, everything? I think it’s coming up. Oh, no. Did I speak too soon? Oh, no.
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I think it’s June. For some reason, I’m thinking.
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No, really? Why did I ask? Where it’s like, I can’t even use this mouthwash unless it affirms the way I like to get it on. I can’t use this. I mean, it’s just so stupid.
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Yeah, it’s confirmed. June is widely recognized.
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Why is it a whole month?
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It’s Pride Month.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s quick five.
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I didn’t want to keep this in Florida, man, just because it seems sensitive. A nine year old girl was snorkeling off of the shore of Boca Grande and with her mom and siblings. This is yesterday. Her hand was bitten off by a shark. Off all the way off. It is insane. They said it looked like it was an eight-foot bull shark. It got her right hand and part of her wrist. And she emerged from the water on her own, completely covered in blood. The construction workers nearby, God love them, they saw it and were like, whoa! They called 911 and they created a tourniquet on a beach top with the family to stop the bleeding. She was airlifted 100 miles away, admitted for emergency surgery. They were hoping to reattach it. They said everybody was in shock. They heard her scream. And some people were not aware that they had just witnessed a shark attack. It was a little confusing. But they said they they said her whole hand was only hanging by like an tendon, one tendon. And they said the bones were complete. I mean, wow. So that’s oh my gosh. So they had to get arteries from her leg to her hand to get the blood flow back. They had to install pins. So they’re trying to reattach it. They said that they were able to get it to where she could move her fingers. But can you believe this? That is insane. I mean, that’s you got to be so careful when you’re in the water. You got to be really careful. I’m not saying she wasn’t at all. It’s just sometimes things like that can happen. It’s oh, let’s see. Apparently singing is good for your brain even if you’re bad at it. Really? Really? They said that making music boosts brain and mental health according to a study coming from the behavioral sciences at Stanford School of Medicine. And they were focusing on researching music-based treatments for mental health. And they had said that, yeah, when you sing, apparently releases dopamine and activates the brain’s reward system. And that’s one of the reasons why karaoke apparently is super popular. And people are, you know, without liquor, people are happy with it. They studied, for instance, 8000 Swedish twins. And the one that played music more than the other was had better emotional awareness. That’s crazy. Wow. That’s really interesting. That doesn’t mean I’m going to start singing regularly. I’m an alto. Like, I’m a hardcore alto, you know? Sometimes I feel like the princess from Spaceballs. Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. I feel like her. over $400,000 worth of cocaine found hidden in shoes at an airport in Toronto. Why do people think they’re going to get this stuff through? It blows the mind. But they, so apparently, you know, like somebody had a suitcase that they were going to check and they had different, you know, pairs of shoes in it. And you might be like, oh, okay, they’re going for an extended trip. They need, you know, they need options for footwear. But apparently in the souls, they had tons of cocaine in there. And so they ended up, that gets like x-rayed. Like they’re going to see that stuff. Men with broken heart syndrome are more likely to die. No, not the men. They have been studying this. They said that it’s actually a whole health experience. In 2021, they did this whole study of it and they’ve continued it. And it’s a broken heart syndrome apparently affects men more. That’s really sad. I saw this over at Red State. This is funny. Headline, archaeologists find a child sacrifice altar in Guatemala. And CBS really, really spun it in a very special way. So archaeologists excavated this altar that I mean, around modern from a people from modern day Mexico City that showed that they really had traveled deep into Mayan territory. And the altar, apparently they found the remains of three young children. And they said they were not older than four years old. They were found on three sides of the altar. And apparently they were like a child sacrifice type of people. And that was a child sacrifice altar. They said that they were used for sacrifices, especially of children. And CBS, they could have stopped at that story. right at that they could have stopped right there that’s enough you got enough from that right from that story you’re like wow that’s really messed up wow with stuff that people believed in back then right and move on with your life nope nope no not if you’re cbs so they had to go and find uh an expert now here’s this is how they put it quote Maria Belen Menendez, an archaeologist who was not involved with the project, really has no idea what the hell’s happening. There’s never been there, doesn’t know anything about it. Anyway, she was involved with the project, said the discovery confirms that there had been an interconnection between both cultures and what their relationships with their gods and celestial bodies was like. She said, quote, we see how the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures. It was a practice. It’s not that they were violent. It was their way of connecting with celestial bodies. Kane, is there any way to spin child sacrifices being nonviolent?
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I don’t see how. I mean, they didn’t succeed.
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If it has to do with like pushing some sort of left leftist narrative, then yes, it’s not. I mean, it’s not violent. The violent thing about killing kids on the altar, you know, to appease some gods. Apparently that’s not that’s not violent. Good night.
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Freedom of religion.
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It’s this noble savage myth. Can we just disregard the noble savage? That’s like a phrase. The ideology that everyone in South America and the United States was perfect until you damn dirty white Europeans came here. You horrible people. So I have half of my ancestry that was totally fine here in the United States as indigenous people. And then my white European people came over and they intermingled and ruined everything. They ruined all of it. They messed up the child sacrifices and everything that we had good going on here, Cain. I’ll be damned. But that’s the whole thing, right? Like Native Americans, American Indians were completely peaceful people that just were super helpful and never engaged in any kind of warmonger. I mean, forget the fact that they would butcher each other. So I always laugh when Lakota are like, wow, you guys stole Mount Rushmore for us. Who the hell did y’all steal Mount Rushmore for and from? And who did they steal Mount Rushmore from? Every nation exists on the back of the conquered today. There were a people before them and a people before them and a people before them. And only and only if you disregard that, are you an ahistorical, just absolutely a liberal moron. So this idea that they could not just say, wow, that’s pretty messed up. They were killing kids on altars and sacrificing four-year-olds. Crazy. How crazy is that? They have to go, no, no, no. They have to go with the noble savage ideology. No, no, no. This mythology that leftists surround themselves with. No, no, no. They weren’t violent because it was about connecting with celestial bodies. That’s what it was about. So see, how dare you assume the worst of these people killing children on an altar of child sacrifice. It had to do, Cain, with connecting to celestial bodies. If your God requires you to cut up kids, multiple children, and fulfill that at the altar, don’t cite Abraham because that was testing Abraham’s faith and God intervened and nothing ever happened to his son. So disregard anti-biblical, illiberal snots. But… If your God’s like, yeah, go ahead and bring all these babies up here and cut them up on the altar, your God sucks. Sorry, your God sucks. I’m not sorry about it. You just need to be made aware of this because apparently no one in your life loves you enough to tell you this. Then that’s weak, right? That’s weakness. So this idea that, no, it’s all noble and it’s all until the Europeans came over. I’m not saying the Europeans did everything great, obviously. But this idea that there is like some perfect group of people that existed and never and were sinless and problemless, even up to the point that now their child sacrifice is just about connecting the celestial entities. That is and that’s absolute. That’s a historical thing. That’s what’s not based in science or history or reality. But CBS, they had to go through that. See, when they took kids and they were cutting off their bodies and ripping their hearts out on these slabs of stone, they were just trying to connect to their celestial bodies. And you not understanding that is white privilege. Kane, if you don’t understand that, that’s your white part. You’re being bigoted against yourself.
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Sorry to hear that.
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So mean, right? I mean, they were just trying to connect to their pagan gods. That’s like Planned Parenthood today. Planned Parenthood are their modern day stone tablet Mayan Aztec sacrifices. That’s exactly what they are.
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Literally typing that.
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Planned Parenthood is these buildings that exist in all different cities around the country. Planned Parenthood is nothing more than the modern day child sacrifice altar of ancient Aztec and Mayan peoples. That’s exactly what it is today. And people would like it more if… They would actually have less… They would have more of a problem with abortion if it was done with AR-15s than if it was done with people who said that they were there not to hurt, like nurses, physicians, things like that. This is the reality of the life that we live. It’s true. You guys know it is. I said it purposely because you guys know it’s true. So this… I just think that’s how CBS… They couldn’t just report that. CBS had to go, oh my gosh, this sounds… Mean. We’ve got to go figure out a way to make this more acceptable and palatable for our audiences. Let’s bring in Randall expert who has no idea about any of this. Well, they were just connecting, as you see, to celestial bodies. I mean, what are the excuses over Planned Parenthood? What celestial bodies are they trying to connect to? See, same altar, just different purpose. Same thing every time. So how dare those Europeans come in and colonize that? Colonize that child sacrifice right the hell out of culture. Just amazing, right? So mean.
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