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In this episode of Rush to Reason, join host John Rush along with Andy Pate, Luke Cash, and Tanner Cole as they explore the enthralling world of stand-up comedy. With a walk through some of today’s most loved comedians, the conversation shifts from light-hearted banter to deep discussions about the need for humor in today’s tense climate.
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Filling in is Andy Pate, party of choice.
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And welcome to our number two here on Rush to Reason. I’m Andy Pate filling in for John Rush along with Luke Cash and Tanner Cole. Okay, we’re going to be doing our favorite stand-up comics today. Yeah. That’s kind of weird. I know it’s not a movie thing, but we don’t always do movies. Every now and then we venture outside the lines.
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Well, I feel like after The Monkey, which is a horror comedy, light on the comedy, weird on all the bloody bits, and then, you know, last breath, very tense. We need something to lighten the mood, something to laugh about.
SPEAKER 16 :
We do. And as you were mentioning at break, which one of you was mentioned? I think it was you, Tanner, that Zelensky or was it Charlie that was mentioning that Zelensky was a standup comic?
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Yeah, I don’t know how. He could have been a lot funnier today.
SPEAKER 16 :
Well, yeah, the moment was too big for him. And honestly, I don’t think anybody really totally shined in this moment, but I think we looked a lot better than he did. You know, this is one of those things where he’s going to go home and just regret how he handled it. It’s kind of like, look, man, you’ve got to cut a deal. Make this happen. You can make this happen and have a big old win-win for everybody, and what did you do? You fumbled at the one.
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Yeah, I hope as soon as his plane lands, there’s a bunch of Ukrainians out there protesting.
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Do you think on the plane ride back, he’s doing the thing we all do in the shower where you’re replaying a conversation and thinking about all the things you could have said that would have been so much better?
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I don’t have to do that because my wife tells me all these things. You know, she actually should call me and in my ear for the next 20 minutes, list out everything I did wrong. And it feels good. It’s a good marriage. It’s 21 years of marriage. That’s why it’s been successful. You know, he’s actually here a couple days, so there’s still a chance.
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Are they going to take him to Disneyland or something?
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Why is he still here? I don’t know. Well, you know, he’s probably seeing a lot of people. He was beloved by most of the Congress.
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He wanted to check out Denny’s.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, he probably wanted to check out Denny’s. I don’t know. Look, I don’t think they’ll make a deal while he’s here, but it’s possible. But I do think they’ll make a deal. I think it’ll happen in the next couple weeks. I think they need a cooling down period, and I think they’ll get it. Agreed?
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Yep, I think it’ll happen over the weekend.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, that soon. That would be great. I would love it. Okay. I’m going to go to my favorite, and this is a long clip, folks, but I just love him so much. We all have our favorite comic.
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Yes.
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We all do, and it’s never anybody else’s favorite comic. Generally.
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I think Luke and I have the same one about another million young men.
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Oh, well, very good. Okay. My favorite comic is Stephen Wright, Here You Go. I can’t hear it. Oh. Uh-oh. We’re having technical issues, Charlie tells me. Should we wait a bit on this, Charlie?
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Okay. You know what would be funny? If you try and do his stand-up bit, word for word for me.
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Yeah, I’ll do that.
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But in the voice. Like, you really got to put on a good impression, just recall it from memory.
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Oh, yeah, I’d be great. Yeah. No, I don’t think so.
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No, you don’t think you could do it?
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No.
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I think it would be funny if you gave it a shot.
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Doing Stephen Wright. No, he is so deadpan. Okay, shall we go to break really quick? Charlie, maybe just take a break. Okay, folks, they are having some technical issues. We’re going to take a break. We will be right back here on Rush to Reason. Up next is Affordable Interest Mortgage with Kurt Rogers. Credit card rates are still high, but Kurt can roll those debts into your home loan. For relief now, call Affordable Interest Mortgage at 720-895-0500, or you can go to AIMortgage.net.
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Putting reason into your afternoon drive, this is John Rush. And welcome back to Rush Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560.com. We’ve gotten over our technical issues. Actually, what we’re doing is a little workaround. We’ve got the microphone right up by my computer. This will be interesting.
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Classic.
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Yes. We’ve had a total system meltdown. Elon has to send a team into space to rescue us.
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Yeah. The Crawford Media Group employed mercenaries are filing into the building right now.
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Oh, good. Good, good. Okay. Here we go. We’re going to take a shot at this. It is my favorite, and it’s a long clip, but that’s because I like him. Stephen Wright.
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My school colors were clear. I’m not naked, I’m in the band. One time I stayed in a hotel of pools on the 23rd floor. I couldn’t believe how deep it was. So I’m laying there and she says to me, let me ask you this. And I said, what? And she said, if you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know? I said, no. She said, forget it then. And I said, what number are you? Just driving down the street, passed this sign. It said, next rest area, 25 miles. I said, wow, that’s pretty big. People must get really tired around here. I saw this old lady wearing a full-length fur coat. I walked over to her and I said, excuse me, ma’am, what kind of animal is that coat made out of? She said, raccoon. I said, my God, he must have been huge. I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’m going to use it.
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Anyway, okay, that is Stephen Wright. What do you think?
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It’s like very Leslie Nielsen style of literal dry humor. Yes. I kind of like it. I do too.
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He’s like a corpse on stage. He has no energy whatsoever. And Stephen Wright is just one of the best writers I have ever seen. I just love him. So there you go, Stephen Wright. Luke, you’re up.
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That’s a pretty good one. We will go with my favorite comedian currently. I think it’s also Tanner’s favorite comedian. I showed this comedian’s Netflix special. It’s on Netflix called Beautiful Dogs to my friends. They absolutely adored it. Couldn’t stop laughing. One of the funniest specials I’ve seen in a while. This is from before he got a Netflix special. This is like one of his earlier pieces of stand-up is the clip that I sent you. And this is Shane Gillis.
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Okay, and this is him doing Trump, right? Yes.
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Okay, just… Talking about the Republican debate.
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Here we go.
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That’s how we got Trump, these debates. And the first one is the best one. So it’s a Republican primary, everyone’s up on stage, and they’re all still doing their political. So, like, the first couple guys that talk are like, I’m from Kentucky, and I love education. And the crowd’s like, nice. We didn’t know what was coming. And the next guy’s like, I’m from Georgia, and I love religion. The crowd’s like, pretty good. This is a good one. This is a heated debate. And then it finally got to Trump’s turn to talk, and he was just like, Rand Paul is ugly.
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And the whole crowd was like, oh! We didn’t know you could do that in this. You can just do that as your thing?
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Just a sec. Tanner, you sent me a clip with him. Here we go.
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What a great crowd. What an amazing crowd this is. A lot of beautiful women here, great women. Beautiful women, a lot of great guys too. Tony, what an unbelievable experience it is. What a great show this could be instead. We’ve got an absolute idiot here running the show. What are you doing at Trader Joe’s? Trader Joe, that’s what we call this guy. He’s sold out this country.
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Shangulous on Kill Tony. Yeah, Kill Tony is this comedy podcast written by Tony Hinchcliffe, and he runs the whole thing. They have one to three comedians on every week, and the guy playing Joe Biden was Adam Ray, and I have a clip for him as well later. But it is… I watch it every week. There’s an episode every week. It’s like two hours, and it is so funny.
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It’s a great opportunity to find new comedians, too. Because the podcast itself has had a… a huge number of people who’ve turned out to grow really big after Kill Tony. And it’s a lot of new talent, a lot of young people coming in, doing stand-ups. Some funny people on there, dude. As a matter of fact, I’m going to add to my list by looking up the Kill Tony guests over the past couple of months.
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I’m hoping you guys have a long list, because I had a lot of other show prep to do this week, obviously, so I don’t have that long a list. I’m going to need your help. Okay, Tanner, who do you got?
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The Zinger King, Mark Norman. This guy can’t help himself without talking and using wordplay and word association. So if someone says, like, breast, he has to make a joke about it. It’s ridiculous.
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Okay. Well, that’s good. Okay, I’m going to throw one out. His name is Brian Kiley. Have you ever heard of this guy?
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I don’t think so.
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He’s pretty funny. Here we go.
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She’s really come through for me.
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Okay, there you go. That’s pretty good. Yeah, that’s Brian Kiley, K-I-L-E-Y. I think he’s a lot of fun, so there you go. Okay, Luke, what do you got?
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Good stuff. Well, while we’re on the topic of Kill Tony, we’ll go with one of my favorite guests from one of the episodes, and that is Fiona Cawley, I think is how you say her name. Brilliant comedian, very funny.
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I’ve seen her. She is funny.
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Yeah, she… I don’t know how to pronounce the name of her disability, but it’s like a muscular dystrophy. She’s in a wheelchair, handles it like a champ. It’s so hilarious. She just has fun with it. One of the funnier female comedians I’ve seen recently.
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100%.
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She’s really good.
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Okay, that’s good. Probably the best female comedian alive. I sent you one Adam Ray. This guy does Dr. Phil impressions as well as Joe Biden impressions.
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Okay, here we go. Adam Ray.
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My fellow Americans, I want to thank you for allowing me to be the first black woman president to run this country. Quick shout out to the moderators in the back for keeping this debate going.
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There’s no moderators, Joe.
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You’re on Keltoni. Has anybody told you where you’re at tonight? Oh, wild times. We’re doing it. We’re doing it, though. We’re doing it. What we did for the COVID, what we did for COVID. That’s right. What we did for, we beat, we beat. And that’s why we do it. That’s why we do it. We beat Medicare.
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Wow.
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We took care of Medicare, us and Megatron and the rest of the GI Joe bangerang hook. Look, I’ll tell you something. When I was 10 years old, I used to ride a bike.
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It’s like he’s in the room with us right now.
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Oh, my gosh. That is Joe Biden to a key. That is… That’s brilliant. Oh, yeah. That is brilliant. Okay, I’m not going to play a clip right now. I just want to throw out – I’ve got to go way back, folks. I want to throw out a name who is one of my favorites of all time, and that is Eddie Murphy. Did you ever see Eddie Murphy’s stand-up? Was it Delirious? Delirious. He did Delirious and he did Raw. Delirious was actually better, I thought. Raw was – he got more disgusting in Raw, which, you know, that’s what he does. That’s what a lot of them do. You guys, let me ask you this. Does disgusting humor bother you that much? I guess there’s a line that they can cross. But in general, don’t you kind of expect them to cross lines? Isn’t that the entire point of comedy?
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Yeah, I mean, I’m not super bothered. But like you said, there’s a line, right? If it gets too indulgent, it’s like, okay, come on, new material. Right, right. If it’s done for the comedic effect and it hits, then sure, why not?
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Yeah, I agree. I’ve never heard anyone use the word he used in that that many times, but…
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Do you think this is why, let’s face it, a lot of the better comics these days don’t seem very liberal? No. What I mean is this. It just seems like liberals, for the most part, have killed comedy. It’s hard… look it’s hard to run a 100 yard dash when people put a ton of roadblocks in your way okay it’s hard to be that funny it’s hard to be great at anything when you’re hemmed in on this side this side this side and here’s another minefield that you got to wander through and here’s another verbal minefield and all this politically correct nonsense it just kills the fun And I would say that from the other side as well. There was a time when, quite honestly, it was more the conservative Christian public that was doing this. And they were putting up minefields and this can’t be funny and that can’t be funny and another thing can’t be funny. And then what happens is things like Family Guy and especially South Park come around and they make fun of everybody, including Christians like me. And you know what? It’s hilarious.
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Yeah. Liberals tried to turn comedy into American Ninja Warrior where it’s impossible to get through. Yes, exactly. And it’s given all the comedians way more material just because, you know, you see one liberal crying. They’re like, well, I can talk about this on the podcast or whatever. I mean, they just feel their comedic minds.
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Yeah, I mean, Eddie Murphy, he was talking about, like, in San Francisco, you know, the gay areas, where the cops, they don’t even have a siren on top. They just have a gay guy on top going, woo, woo, woo. And it’s just, obviously, you’re making fun of people who are gay. Back then, you could do that. Nowadays, that wouldn’t fly, and yet his delivery was spectacular. Then again, Eddie Murphy was also… He did one thing that was scary. It actually frightened me he did it so well. He did an impersonation of Bill Cosby.
SPEAKER 21 :
I don’t think I’ve heard of that.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yes. And he did it for an extended period of time. And he actually was morphing his face, it looked like, into looking more like Bill Cosby. He was so spot on. And it was like you were just listening to Bill Cosby. It was frightening. And then, of course, you see the movies he does, Coming to America and so forth.
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Dr. Doolittle.
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Dr. Doolittle. And these movies where he does a million characters. And you can see why. The guy was so gifted. Unbelievable.
SPEAKER 22 :
I mean, he created one of the best animated characters in Donkey.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 22 :
I mean, Donkey’s one of the funniest characters ever.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah.
SPEAKER 22 :
It’s a kid’s movie.
SPEAKER 16 :
Well, and how about Dragon in Mulan, Mushu? Oh, right. Yeah, the same character, but who cares? He’s incredible. He’s funny. Okay, Luke, you’re up next.
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Me? I’m talking about morphing your face into someone else. Yes. I will go with Jim Carrey. Oh, yes.
SPEAKER 16 :
You know, a lot of people only think of him in movies. They don’t understand. He was a stand-up.
SPEAKER 21 :
Yeah, he was a stand-up for a while. And while his brand of stand-up isn’t super to my taste, there’s one thing that he did. I forget where it was, but I saw the video of it, where he does an impression of Clint Eastwood. And… He sits in front of the microphone.
SPEAKER 16 :
I saw it.
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And I think, like, it takes 10 seconds. His face transforms into Clint. It’s the most uncanny thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER 16 :
And he did it for Clint Eastwood. Yeah. Clint was there watching this and having a ball.
SPEAKER 21 :
So impressive. It is very, very cool.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, I saw that. It was very impressive. Okay, Tanner, you’re up.
SPEAKER 22 :
We’ve mentioned Tony Hinchcliffe, so I’m just going to cross him off now. Let’s go with Bill Burr. He’s pretty big now.
SPEAKER 16 :
He is pretty big. I didn’t like how he came out against Trump. And, you know, you never like when any popular person comes out against what you believe ideologically or politically or whatever. But it also wasn’t his funniest stuff. Not just because there are times where people will take on conservatism or, you know, my beliefs and be hilarious.
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Right.
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And I’ll be just like, hey, I love, yeah, I hate the message, love the art form. But Bill Burr has a history of being very politically incorrect and being hilarious. And I don’t know, man. There was something off his fastball with that.
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His whole spiel about the WNBA versus the NBA is great.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yes.
SPEAKER 22 :
He’s great with going after, like, I guess women, different groups of people. But once the politics come up, it’s not as enjoyable.
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Live and local, back to Rush to Reason.
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And welcome back to Rush to Reason, Denver’s Afternoon Rush, KLZ 560, Andy Pate filling in for John Rush along with Tanner Cole and Luke Cash. Okay, here’s a different one. You ever heard of Tim Hawkins?
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Maybe.
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He sings. Good to know. And right here, this is a little extended version, about a minute and a half, and it’s Tim Hawkins singing Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife. Here you go.
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Hey, honey, have you gained some weight in your rear end? The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend. And where’d you get those shoes? I think they’re pretty lame. Would you stop talking, cause I’m trying to watch the game. If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life, these are the things you don’t say to your wife. I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday. I didn’t ask you, but I knew it’d be okay. Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show. I taped it over our old wedding video. If you’re a man who done that, a long and happy life. Solo. Okay. Your cooking is okay, but not like mother makes. The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake. Your eyes look puffy, dear. Are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary, I bought you a treadmill. You’re the man who wants to live a long and happy life, too. These are the things you don’t say to me. You’re a man who doesn’t want to get killed with a knife. These are the things you don’t sit away.
SPEAKER 16 :
I think that was pretty good. Very nice. Tim Hawkins, he’s very funny, and he does mostly singing throughout his entire routine. Luke, you’re up!
SPEAKER 21 :
Very nice. Well, let’s go with another singer. Let’s play off that. Bo Burnham. He has a couple Netflix specials. I think he’s, I don’t want to say fallen from grace recently, but a lot of his earlier stuff I think is a bit funnier, a bit edgier. Plays a lot of piano. I think he also plays guitar, sings.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, so it’s Bo Burnham, so B-U-R-N-H-A-M?
SPEAKER 21 :
That is correct.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, Bo Burnham. I have not heard of him.
SPEAKER 21 :
Bo Burnham.
SPEAKER 16 :
Sorry, I don’t have a clip.
SPEAKER 21 :
That’s all right. Heard that name.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, very cool. Yeah, but you see, here’s the thing. People who are listening, they can hear these names and then say, okay, I’m going to YouTube that guy. I’m going to YouTube that lady. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER 22 :
Tanner, you’re up. Let’s go with my last clip. Tyler Fisher has been on Kill Tony’s on Fox News quite a bit.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, as soon as I can find it. Just a moment here. Tyler Fisher, here we go.
SPEAKER 19 :
What do you think Trump’s going to do? We’re doing no tax on tips. We know that. We’re doing no tax on overtime. And we’re doing, because nobody’s talking about this. This is what the American people want. We’re doing no tax on McDonald’s. We love McDonald’s. No tax on nuggets. They said, sir, you can’t do that. We have the Senate. We have the House. We have a great cabinet. We have RFK, Secretary of Health, as the new head chef of McDonald’s.
SPEAKER 20 :
No, listen, listen. Chicken nuggets, excuse me, excuse me, chicken nuggets will actually be healthy. You’ll lose weight from the fries. We have fresh Atlantic cod for the fish fillet.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh my gosh, those are excellent, excellent impersonations. I just can’t believe the talent of these guys sometimes. I really can’t. And Jim Carrey, by the way, did an incredible impersonation.
SPEAKER 21 :
Yes, very good.
SPEAKER 16 :
He was one of the best I ever saw. Okay, let’s see here. I’ve got to go to… Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Rodney Dangerfield. Here we go.
SPEAKER 28 :
My old man, he didn’t help at all, my old man. We used to play tag and he’d drive. It’s not easy being me. When I was born, the doctor told my mother I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway. My old man, he didn’t help either. The time I was kidnapped, they sent back a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof. This girl was no bargain either. She was fat. Not when she wears high heels, she strikes oil, okay? She’s fat. Oh, my gosh. He was so funny.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yeah. And he carries over all the movies, though. When you watch Caddyshack, he’s killing you. When you watch pretty much anything. Back to School. Do you guys like Back to School?
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, I love that one. My Five Wives. Oh, yeah. He’s hilarious. Every movie I’ve seen him in was great.
SPEAKER 21 :
I agree. Luke, you’re up. You know who he kind of reminds me of? Who? He reminds me of another comedian, Joey Diaz. Oh! He’s so good. Who is hilarious. And I don’t think, someone correct me if I’m wrong, I don’t know if he does a whole lot of joke jokes. He just tells stories, and the stories are some of the most ridiculous, off-the-wall, insane things you’ve ever heard. And they’re funny just by virtue of being. But I don’t think he tries to make jokes. They just are. Yeah. He’s very good. He’s just naturally funny.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER 21 :
Naturally hilarious.
SPEAKER 16 :
Now, him I’ve actually seen. Joey Diaz. For those who haven’t thought about it, there’s another one that, what do you do?
SPEAKER 21 :
He’s been around for a while.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, but what do you do? You YouTube it. You YouTube him. And you have fun. There’s a lot of times when you’re sitting at home and you’re wondering, geez, you know, I don’t want to binge watch the same, you know what I mean? Binge watch the same thing third time through. Do some of this. It’s actually a lot of fun. Okay. Go ahead, Tanner.
SPEAKER 22 :
Let’s go with Tim Dillon.
SPEAKER 16 :
Him, I don’t know.
SPEAKER 22 :
He’s fantastic. He’s one of the – it’s weird. Right now, all the – What’s he like? He’s a big, chubby, gay guy, but very much in the middle. He lives in L.A., so that’s mostly what he’s been talking about, the L.A. fires. Yeah.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah.
SPEAKER 22 :
He has his own podcast. He just goes nuclear on the fires.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay.
SPEAKER 22 :
I’m liking the people’s names. He’s fantastic. It’s weird. All these, like, 40-year-old comedians are in that age range now have all become super famous just off of YouTube and their own podcast, and he’s a part of that as well. He’s great.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, this guy is rather similar. He’s not gay, but his name is Rocky Laporte. Have you guys heard of him?
SPEAKER 21 :
No.
SPEAKER 16 :
Rocky Laporte. He’s pretty funny. He’s really a guy from, let’s just say John and Cheyenne would really like him. Okay, he talks a lot like him. Here we go. Here’s some Rocky Laporte.
SPEAKER 10 :
You ever go up there for an exam and then you’re sitting in a room naked. He comes in, he’s like, put your clothes back on. I’m an eye doctor.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, it just went to an ad.
SPEAKER 10 :
We love ads.
SPEAKER 16 :
There’s nothing you can do, guys, when it clicks. There we go.
SPEAKER 10 :
I was dating this girl for a while. She liked animals and outdoors. And she always wanted to go camping, you know. She goes, let’s go camping. We’ll sleep outside. You guys do that? You go camping? Really? Holy cow. I’m like, I don’t want to sleep outside. That’s why I work. Give her that little nugget. I’m Italian. We don’t camp. I thought we weren’t camping one time when I was a kid, but my old man just said we were laying low.
SPEAKER 16 :
Rocky Laporte. Very nice. Oh, he’s funny. He’s really funny. Luke, you’re up.
SPEAKER 21 :
There’s a comedian I would hope most people know. And there’s no hope of ever finding a clip of him that’s safe to air. So if you do look this one up on YouTube, make sure there are no children around. Okay. Dave Chappelle.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yes.
SPEAKER 21 :
He’s a very edgy comedian. Very funny. But you have to have, I think, a certain… thickness in your skin to listen to any of his specials?
SPEAKER 16 :
He’s hilarious.
SPEAKER 22 :
And by the way, he has become rather… Everyone says he’s the best all the time, and I kind of agree.
SPEAKER 16 :
Well, he’s up there, certainly. But he has become rather politically incorrect. I mean, he always was, but I mean, let’s say not so liberal.
SPEAKER 18 :
Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, he is. But I tried to put together some clips with him, and it’s just like, you know, we’d be beeping through the entire thing. I don’t even know what you can play. Yeah, he is one of the greats of all time. Okay, Tanner, you’re up.
SPEAKER 22 :
Another person you probably can’t put on air too much is Anthony Jezelnik.
SPEAKER 16 :
Who is that?
SPEAKER 22 :
He’s great. He’s got a stand-up special on Netflix that’s pretty funny.
SPEAKER 16 :
Anthony Jeselnik?
SPEAKER 22 :
He’s probably the best-looking comedian I’ve seen other than Matt Rife.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay. Wow, I have never heard of that. Okay, this one’s semi-decent. It’s okay. It’s just a guy, he’s opening up his act. His name is Bobby Tessel, and he’s talking about just lottery ticket. Here we go.
SPEAKER 03 :
I had some good fortune the other day. I won $50 in the instant lottery. I was It was very exciting so I quit my job. I took the annual payments.
SPEAKER 16 :
I’ll just leave it at that. Bobby Tessel. I couldn’t really play a lot of his because a lot of it is long stories. They do have a funny ending, but it takes a while. Okay, Luke, you’re up.
SPEAKER 21 :
Similar to Jim Carrey in the sense that I think you recognize them a lot more for their movies as opposed to their stand-up. But Robin Williams was a stand-up for a while. Also, something that super surprised me, I guess I’m used to seeing him in children’s movies for the most part. He was fantastic. pretty raunchy and edgy, especially for the time.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, he was incredibly raunchy. And Robin Williams live at the Met was probably his most well-known one. The only thing I didn’t… Once again, political, I know, but his hatred for Ronald Reagan was unbelievable. His hatred for conservatism was just so deep that… I don’t know the anger of it, but oh my gosh. I personally think for physical comedy combined with just writing comedy, he may be the greatest of all time. Just physical comedy, I’d have to probably go with Jim Carrey.
SPEAKER 21 :
Right.
SPEAKER 16 :
But… robin williams one of the greats oh my gosh and the amazing amazing thing about robin williams you see a lot of these comedians and they’ll go on the talk shows right right and they’re all good they can they could all have a few good lines and so forth not like robin williams robin williams would go on a talk show you know the tonight show or whatever and just instantly click into gear and be so funny you take over the show He would take over the show. Robin Williams, I think, was probably the greatest stage talent I’ve ever seen in my life. Ever. And with all due respect to Dave Chappelle, who’s a wonderful talent, Eddie Murphy, and Jim Carrey, I think Robin Williams was the best.
SPEAKER 21 :
It feels like he has a spotlight on him all the time. Yes. Well, not anymore. Not anymore, obviously.
SPEAKER 16 :
Right. What a loss. Yeah. What a loss. Rest in peace. Did he take his own life?
SPEAKER 22 :
Yep. Yeah.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, so sad.
SPEAKER 22 :
I think the reasoning they came up with was because he didn’t think he was funny anymore, which was not true.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, Robin. No, you never got to that point. Well, actually, he had gotten really quick here before we get to yours. He had gotten so good at serious acting, dramatic acting, he didn’t need to be. He was awesome. Did you ever see The Fisher King?
SPEAKER 22 :
I think so.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay. And, you know, Dead Poets Society was actually my favorite movie he ever made. The one everybody talks about, of course, was Good Morning Vietnam. I didn’t want to play any clips from that because I’ve done it so much. He had so many great movies, but in The Fisher King, I thought he should have won Best Actor. absolutely mind-boggling.
SPEAKER 21 :
We’ll add it to a list.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay. Tanner, you’re up.
SPEAKER 21 :
He was also great in Mrs. Doubtfire. Apparently, he improvised so much in Mrs. Doubtfire that they have an NC-17 cut of the movie because Robin Williams just went so insane.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, really?
SPEAKER 21 :
Allegedly. Oh, wow.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay. I’ll bet it’s funny. Tanner, you’re up.
SPEAKER 22 :
I think it was maybe from his stand-up special at the Met, but he had a really good… minute-and-a-half, two-minute joke about Joe Biden that relates a lot to nowadays, which it’s funny how those resurface. But I’m going to go with Norm MacDonald, rest in peace.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, yes.
SPEAKER 22 :
Dirty work. Did he die? Oh, yes, he did. Okay, I was thinking of the other Norm.
SPEAKER 16 :
It’s so sad. Was it cancer?
SPEAKER 22 :
Cancer. And he hid it from everyone, too, so no one really knew.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, Norm MacDonald, I believe, was the greatest ever, probably, for doing the news on Saturday Night Live. Between him and Chevy Chase.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, well, his nonchalant ability was… I mean, when he got older, too, he was just like, ah.
SPEAKER 21 :
Again, it feels like very Leslie Nielsen, very literal, very dry.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, he was so funny.
SPEAKER 21 :
Hilarious.
SPEAKER 16 :
Norm MacDonald. And if you ever want to have fun with him, I wouldn’t, don’t Google, sorry, YouTube his stand-up, YouTube his Saturday Night Live.
SPEAKER 22 :
All his SNL stuff’s really good. He has a couple of good specials they put on Netflix as well.
SPEAKER 16 :
Yeah, really good.
SPEAKER 22 :
One’s called, like, Hitler’s Dog or something. So there you go. That’s all you need to know.
SPEAKER 16 :
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We don’t yell at you. We inform you. Now, back to Rush to Reason.
SPEAKER 16 :
And welcome back to Rush to Reason. Denver’s Afternoon Rush. KLZ 560. Andy Pate filling in for John Rush along with Luke Cash and Tanner Cole. Okay, here’s a real quick one from a guy named Mitch Hedberg. Let’s see if it plays. Here we go.
SPEAKER 27 :
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. And then I’m going to put pins into all the locations that I travel to. The first map to travel to the top two corners of the map. So we’ll fall down. I got a cold sore, you know, I hate it. I put Carmex on it. Carmex is supposed to heal cold sores. I don’t know if it does, but it will make them shiny and more noticeable. It’s like cold sore highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals cold sores. I hate arrows, man, don’t you? He was a lot of fun. Okay.
SPEAKER 16 :
Guys, we’re going to go rapid fire. Are you ready? Are you up to it? Oh, we’ll try our best. Okay, we got a little over a minute. Go!
SPEAKER 21 :
All right, we got Sam Kinison.
SPEAKER 16 :
Sam Kinison, hilarious. Go!
SPEAKER 21 :
Tom Segura.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, here’s one. Whoopi Goldberg was funny in her early days. She was funny in her early days. Go ahead, Luke. Let’s go with Matt Foley. Well done. Tanner.
SPEAKER 22 :
I like that pick. Dave Attell.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, how about Steve Martin? Go.
SPEAKER 22 :
All right, Bert Kreischer. Kreischer.
SPEAKER 16 :
Nicely done. Go ahead. Nikki Glaser. Well done. How about Larry David?
SPEAKER 21 :
Go. Oh, let’s go with Gabriel Iglesias.
SPEAKER 16 :
Oh, he’s funny. Okay, Tanner, go.
SPEAKER 21 :
Big Jay Oakerson.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, how about George Burns going way back? Trust me, one-liner king. Go ahead.
SPEAKER 22 :
Let’s go with Theo Vaughn. Nice. Love Theo Vaughn. George Carlin.
SPEAKER 16 :
George Carlin’s great. I have a clip. Don’t have time. Ricky Gervais. Very funny. Okay. Go ahead, Luke. Go.
SPEAKER 21 :
That was my next one. Daniel Tosh.
SPEAKER 16 :
Nice.
SPEAKER 22 :
Ari Matty.
SPEAKER 16 :
Very good. Jim Gaffigan. Go.
SPEAKER 21 :
All right. Let’s go with John Mulaney. Nice. Go ahead. Roseanne Barr.
SPEAKER 16 :
She’s funny. Brian Regan. You ever heard him? No. He’s funny. Go ahead, Luke.
SPEAKER 22 :
How are we feeling about Eric Andre? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER 16 :
Feeling fine.
SPEAKER 22 :
Go ahead. One of my favorites, Harlan Williams.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, how about Jeff Dunham? Go.
SPEAKER 21 :
I don’t think we’ve had Chris Rock yet.
SPEAKER 16 :
We have not.
SPEAKER 21 :
Go. Andrew Dice Clay. Oh, gosh. Louis Black. And my last one is going to be Kevin Hart.
SPEAKER 16 :
Okay, go.
SPEAKER 22 :
Bill Cosby.
SPEAKER 16 :
And I’m going to end with… Oh, gosh, you’re all so good, but I’m going to end with… Penny Youngman. I’m going to go way back to the classics. Folks, that’s it for today. Did you guys have fun? I had a great time. You had a great time. Thank you, Luke. Thank you, Tanner, for joining us today. That’s it for today, folks. Hour number one is going to replay next. Hour two is at six. And great news. John Rush returns tomorrow morning with Fix It and Drive Radio. Until then, drive safe. God bless. And thanks for joining us at Rush to Reason, KLZ 560.
SPEAKER 12 :
I’m a rich guy.
