SPEAKER 02 : 0:00

I'm not a confrontational person. I don't really extend myself. This type of thing is very uncomfortable. All this attention and limelight is very uncomfortable. And I would prefer without it. I didn't want any type of attention or praise. And I still don't. The guilt I would have felt If someone did get hurt, if he did do what he was threatening to do, I would never be able to live with myself. And I'll take a million court appearances and people calling me names and people hating me just to keep one of those people from getting hurt or killed.

SPEAKER 05 : 0:53

That's pretty stunning and also pretty selfless too, that interview with Daniel Penney. that my friend Jeanine Pirro did. I mean, I was promised, you know, when you hear about him, because keep in mind, no one has actually heard him speak before. And we were promised, you know, this big racist. That's what we were kind of all told. Daniel Penny's this big, giant racist. And he, you know, he was leaving a Manhattan Klan meeting And he saw a black man on the subway and decided to go and attack him just because, you know, for no good reason, just because. And, you know, the man was Jordan Ely, who was... on the subway helping disadvantaged orphans and all this stuff. So it, I mean, we were told that this guy was going to be a giant racist and that he was a mean, mean person, right? He was a violent, super mean guy. Did you get that from anything at all in his interview? Did that come across at all in that interview? I mean, it didn't with me. I didn't hear any of that. Welcome to the show. Dana Lash with you at the top of this first hour. I wanted to play Audio Soundbite 2 because this goes into what I've been saying in that New York City made him do this. Listen to this.

SPEAKER 02 : 2:27

These public officials would do something so self-serving.

SPEAKER 04 : 2:36

But how does it serve them to hurt you?

SPEAKER 02 : 2:39

Just political gain. I mean, these are their policies that are, and I don't mean to get political. I don't really want to make any enemies, really. Although I guess I have already. But I mean, these are their policies that have clearly not worked, that the people, the general population are not in support of, yet their egos are too big just to admit that they're wrong.

SPEAKER 05 : 3:10

It's the policies. And it's true. I've written about this several times. It was the policies in Manhattan and the New York City Council, ultimately, that created the situation where Penny had to act. And I'm glad, you know, I mean, he sees this. And I know that other people see it, too. You know, there are these other lawmakers like Ayanna Pressley, who I saw this morning, or actually last night. She was going off last night about all this stuff. And she was mad over... in a penny being found or being acquitted rather. And these, I mean, all of these people contribute to this stuff, all of these people. I said yesterday, you know, with AOC, all of these people, she represents, you know, a significant chunk of Manhattan. And she's, you know, MIA on this stuff. It's just wild. So welcome to the show. This is how we're, well, one of the ways that we're starting off today. Dana Lash here with you. And that was a really good interview, though. It was a very good interview. And I wish... Now, Lorraine brings up a good point. And for those of you in the chat over at Rumble, she brings up a really good point in that. You... Do need to be careful. She doesn't think he should have done this interview yet. I don't think that he said anything that was incriminating. And the reason why she thinks that he should not have done this interview yet is because if you get the Substack newsletter that I send out every morning, you know that the dad is suing. So there's a civil case pending. The dad is suing. Yes, yes, the deadbeat dad. The dad who has not been anywhere near any of this this entire time. He's suing. He's brought a civil suit against Daniel Penny. Now, in civil matters, the standard of proof, a lot of stuff is easier. And you have your criminal cases and then you have your civil cases. And the civil, you know, civil case, it's a little bit easier. And so he's going for cash. He's going to go for a cash payout. So you could have it could be like an Alec Baldwin thing. Alec Baldwin, though, really wasn't. You know, he was acquitted bizarrely. And there's a civil suit pending against him that he had to settle out for. So they're going after Daniel Penny now. and he's hoping the deadbeat dad, Andre Zachary, the POS thug deadbeat, he's hoping to get a payday out of this. That's what he wants. So they're not done with Daniel Penny yet. They're not done going after him. The suit was brought just a few days ago, actually. It was only a few days ago. So I'm just, you know, it's pretty wild. But that's what that's how they do it. The burden of proof, it changes and it's not as strenuous. It's a lot it's going to be it's a lot easier for someone to go after somebody else in a civil as opposed to criminal court. So we'll see. But that's that's they're not done going after him, not done going after him. So that's one of the things we're watching. And also because we've got cabinet stuff and all of that, we've we've got the drones in Jersey, all of these things. The and we'll we'll go back. We're not done with the penny case either because there's always going to be developments in it. And, you know, you may have people right. I don't know. They haven't righted yet. Nobody's paid them to write yet. A few other things. So looking domestically. Republicans, one senator's come out criticizing Trump's intense pressure campaign on behalf of controversial cabinet nominees. Now, I'm fine with the pressure campaign for the nominees where these are good nominees and you need them to get through. I don't think that it's smart for the Trump camp to do this for every single nominee. And I think they need to pick their battles wisely. And I feel like he's some of them are stinging over the gates stuff. But the Gates thing wasn't due to other senators. And I really want to be careful not to adopt the left's mindset on this stuff. Gates has his own baggage. And I'm not speaking necessarily to all of the accusations. He's got his own baggage. And apparently it's enough that there was not going to be any kind of confirmation in the Senate for him. There's no path for him. And Ted Cruz apparently told Donald Trump this. Ted Cruz sat Donald Trump down and was like, look, there's no path forward for him. It's not going to happen. So apparently that was the that was the discussion that kind of did it. But that wasn't because of the senators. That was because of Gates. You can't hold other people responsible for refusing to co-sign your baggage or your past behavior or your whatever it is. And not every candidate is the same. And some candidates are flawed. Some candidates have issues. Not every one of them does. Some do. Some are really good picks. Some are not. And I'm not going to hold other people responsible for it. I've been bitching and moaning about the rhinoism of some of these senators long before a lot of people were even aware of who these senators were. And that's why a lot of us are kind of scratching our heads because like Joni Ernst went from being, you know, Satan Rhino to now she's accepted again. My criticisms are still consistent. I still have criticisms of her and many others who have been moderate on some issues. That being said, you can't use this pressure campaign for every single candidate. It's just not something that's doable because you're going to end up torching your nominee's chances in the Senate. It's going to be more difficult for them because you're going to be breeding resentment and ill will. That's not the way to do it. The time to lead definitely is when you want certain things passed in Congress. But the Senate takes its task of confirming these candidates very, very seriously. And you've got to play the game. So it is. And some of them just aren't good. You can't do this for all of them, though. And you can't you don't want to create problems in two years for some of the senators, by the way, that are going to be up for reelection. We've got midterms in two years and Republicans are out there just swinging fists wildly, not even paying attention to what's behind the target. We've got to be careful with this stuff. So I just noticed that there were a few people because, for instance, one of the I think I read a thing where Murkowski was still not on the Hegseth train. Then let him convince her during confirmation. But this this buildup, which is more intense than any other buildup to cabinet picks that I've seen, this is not the way to do it. But ultimately, at some point, it's the nominee's job to prove themselves in front of the Senate. That's why we have these confirmation hearings. You're not going to be breaking people's kneecaps off before they get there. That's not even how they did it during Kavanaugh. And Kavanaugh proved himself. And look at the coup that was. Look at the huge win that turned out to be. But at some point, you've got to allow the candidate to prove themselves. You do. That's the way it's done. So a few other things. Did you guys see that Trump was trolling Justin Trudeau? The left was saying that Trump, they were trying to act like Trump didn't know who Justin Trudeau was or what, you know, his job was in Canada, which I thought was really lame. And that's not true. But he was on True Social late. Go to bed. He was on True Social like after midnight. It was like one in the morning. And he goes, it was a pleasure to meet with Governor Justin Trudeau of the great state of Canada. He stopped short of saying America's hat. You know, he did. He said, quote, it was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with the with Governor Justin Trudeau of the great state of Canada. He was doing this as a joke, obviously, because of the tariff discussion that he had had with Trudeau and saying that, you know, well, I mean, they had a big trade talk and they were saying, well, you know, we just may take you over or something. He was talking about 25 percent tariff on imports. Because they're not helping to stop the flow of drugs and humans illegally through the borders. So I thought that was funny. I don't know how Trudeau... Trudeau seems like a very disingenuous, more successful Beto O'Rourke. Doesn't he? I mean, that's what happens when Castro's not your dad, Beto, I guess. I don't know. Doesn't he seem like that? They're all cut from the same cloth. So you know how you have... Who are the actors that were all named Bill? Like back in the 90s. Bill Paxton. Cool. Bill Pullman. I thought there was another one. I thought there was a trifecta of Bills. Maybe I'm wrong. Do not include Bill Nye in this. I heard somebody out there in radio land say that. Stop it. Not the great Bill Nye. But... The Justin Trudeaus, the Betos, these cats are like all the same dude, right? They come from that factory, that loafer, you know, corduroy, skinny pant factory. That's who they are. So I don't know. I'm just... I he comes off that way to me. Trudeau seems that way to me. But I thought it was funny. Trump was trolling him. We have a lot more to get into because we've got ongoing cabinet picks gearing up for January. The latest on the assassin and that UnitedHealthcare CEO killing. It's a big year for McD's, by the way. Robocommies and immigration in Europe. I think they're finally getting it. Maybe. We're going to talk about that here coming up. We've got a lot to touch on. Our partners that help bring you the program, it's our friends over at Caltech, the P15. This is just the ultimate concealed carry handgun, their first ever striker. This is their striker fire pistol, 9mm, at 1.27 inches wide with a 4-inch barrel. 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SPEAKER 11 : 13:45

And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.

SPEAKER 05 : 13:51

So apparently somebody assaulted Nancy Mace in the Capitol, some trans-tifa. Can you say tranny or is that a slur?

SPEAKER 11 : 14:00

Oh, you just did it.

SPEAKER 05 : 14:02

No, I'm just asking for everybody. No, you said it already. Is tranny a slur? Do I need to be worried about a man coming to beat me because he wants to cosplay as having a vagina but he doesn't have one so I need to watch my speech because we live in like 1920s all over again? Is that how we got to do? Because I've got a lot of 9mm and two middle fingers, you know, that says otherwise. Anyway, so someone assaulted Nancy Mace. James McIntyre was arrested and charged with assaulting a government official. And I guess it was like trans Tifa stuff. I mean, nobody says I mean, there's no greater way to convince people to agree with you with your trans cosplay than to assault the women who are criticizing it. Great job. That's really going to make everyone go, well, these people are really coming at this from a position of reason and ration. Let's listen. GM, Government Motors, pulls the plug on its stupid cruise robo-taxi after they invested more than $10 billion in the self-driving business. They deserve the hit. That's probably with our tax dollars. They were hoping to make this advanced technology a top priority. They said that they would no longer fund work on the robo-taxis. They said it's just $10 billion. $10 billion. $10 billion. I could have told you before you invested $10 billion that it was a stupid idea. Probably. I'm just saying. Trump, let's see. He's sending Kim Guilfoyle to Greece and Don Jr. has got a new girlfriend in Palm Beach. Oh, very interesting. I don't know why she's the ambassador to Greece. Does she have Greek heritage? Does she? It makes sense if she does. But if she doesn't, why? I don't know. Anyway, so she's because he's it came out yesterday. There was a lot of gossip on the on the social media. So she's moving overseas very conveniently moving overseas. You're the ambassador to Greece. That's it. Yeah, you're going to Greece. Let's see. NBC says that a grenade was found inside of a passenger's carry on. And because everyone is a moron, it wasn't an actual grenade. It was an inert drilled out thing. That's what it was. Demilled, as they would say. So it's literally one of these things that I have on my desk. Which is actually quite heavy. And this is plated, right? This one's plated. So it's this thing right here that I have on my desk. And the guy got it as a souvenir at a museum. And he was bringing it home. But it was grenade-shaped, so everyone freaks out. The same people who once confiscated my son's protractor. Took this in our drilled out thing. We got more in store. Stick with us. Our partners that help bring you the program. Someone new to the show, Preborn is a great organization that works with women who are choosing life. And when they partner with these women, so what they do is they offer ultrasound so these women can see their babies and hear their heartbeats. And when that happens, a baby's chance at life doubles. and with uh pre-born you can double your impact with matching gifts because every dollar you give is doubled through a matching gift opportunity and the financial support that you help provide directly provides ultrasounds counseling life-saving care for mothers and their babies in need and right now you can make the great greatest investment for your year-end write-offs by choosing pre-born and through a match your gift is doubled so you're saving even more babies. And Preborn doesn't just stop with ultrasounds. They partner with women up into the toddler years with diapers and car seats and maternity, the whole nine yards. They really meet women where they are and they serve. All gifts are tax deductible. Preborn has a four-star charity rating so you can give with confidence. It's simple to donate. Visit preborn.com slash Dana or dial pound hashtag 250 and say the keyword baby. They're wanting to reach the goal of 1500 ultrasound sponsorships. That's preborn.com slash Dana dial pound 250 keyword baby.

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SPEAKER 05 : 18:06

Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. I'm in the snow. We're in our, because we've got our, you know, our awesome studio. So we've got our LED wall. And we've, what is it like? I feel like, where would this be? Somewhere in like the Nordic region? Yeah, the North Pole. Yeah, we're at like the North Pole, basically. And we've got a nice tree. We've got a bunch of pine cone stuff that we put up here. So look, we're all festive and stuff. And that nice roll festive. See, look. Oh, man, he's got my, oh, look at that. Roll nice one. Roll nice shot there. All right. So welcome back to the program. Dana Lasher with you. And bottom of this first hour. So if you, gosh, where are we going to go? Because there's, There's a lot. And a lot of it's like housekeeping kind of stuff. You know what I mean? Like a lot of it's where we got the cabinets. I want to get into the drone stuff. I also feel like it might be related to the alien stuff, maybe. I've got conspiracy theories. But I wanted to touch on real quick with this United CEO murder. They're all ready. And I told you yesterday. They're already using this as a way to push ghost gun bans, right? And 3D printing bans and all this stuff. So you have this guy. He's talking about this. It's pushing this on cable news. CEO murder case. Audio Sunbite 4. Already now they're still pushing it.

SPEAKER 04 : 19:34

This is very real for you and me and everybody else who does anything. This person worked alone. I sincerely believe he very likely worked alone. And any crazy person who views somebody as the genesis of all their problems can go out and do this. And that's what happens when you have a country that worships violence and a country where you don't regulate guns. Right, exactly. Because if you couldn't get access to guns, this probably doesn't happen.

SPEAKER 05 : 19:56

And this is the same. This is one of the stupidest. First off, who is this guy? Nobody knows who this chonk is. Nobody knows. Does anybody care? No. Nobody cares. Just using him as an illustration. This is stupid. Because, first off, you don't... I think he would have done it regardless. If he was going to do something, he would have either... He would have figured out a way to illegally obtain a firearm at some point. That's kind of the whole point of criminals and what they do. You know what I mean? It has nothing to do with guns. It has to do with the culture of violence in this country. Stop blaming the damn guns. All you idiots out there who have no idea about it. They don't even know all of the facts in this case, but they're coming out like, well, we're pretty sure it has to do with the guns. It's because of the guns. Couldn't be because of any other issues. See, if you take away the guns, all the murder goes away, said nobody ever that had more than one brain cell to rub together. All right, I want to move on. We'll come back to this later, but I'm going to get myself all worked up. A couple things still as we wind towards Christmas, because next week is our last week, right? Yeah, next week is our last week. That's right. Okay. This... And McDonald's, this is such a testament to our culture right now. It's been a big year for McDonald's, right, Cain? Oh, yeah. Because you had Trump at McD's. Oh, yeah. And this guy's at McD's. Yeah. So the McDonald's where police caught the guy who wants to be Joker, apparently. And think about it. It really is playing out like that. They've been flooded with negative Yelp reviews. Is it too early to start drinking, Kane? Asking for a lot of people out there who just heard this headline. They're wanting to know. The Pennsylvania McDonald's where police arrested the guy who gunned down that Brian Thompson, the CEO. They've been flooded with negative reviews on Yelp since Monday. The Altoona, Pennsylvania location. Not just Yelp, but also Google. Employees are being branded, quote, rats and snitches by morons who are sympathetic. They always try to make, like they did this with the Boston Bombers, right? So they're, yeah, that's what they're doing. And that's something. Isn't it something, Kane? Yeah. It's something, all right. Uh-huh. They've been review bombing. Employees are referring to the, are being referred to as rats and snitches in the comments because somebody turned him in. A murderer. A murderer. Because see, some murder's okay. I can't even begin with this. What a statement on our society. That they're getting flooded with negative reviews because somebody turned this guy in. And then we wonder why we just have such a trash society. And you wonder why stuff like this happens in the first place. I don't know what it is. Like, this guy's not a folk hero. He killed somebody's dad. This is how dumb this is. He killed someone's dad. And if we're just going to assume that it has to do with anger over health care, who are the people that made the damn system? Take a bow, Democrats. I mean, hell, they bragged about it for how long after they had Obamacare passed. I will never forget Nancy Pelosi walking towards the congressional building. The walking towards the Capitol from the Hart building. And she had this. She didn't use the underground tunnels, which they normally use. She wanted to walk out in front of all the protesters. And she had a gavel that was the size of like an Acme Wiley coyote gavel. Remember that? We all joked about what in the heck. She walked with the damn thing. She was trolling everybody. And they were so proud. They were bragging about this. Oh my gosh. They got Obamacare passed. All the healthcare stuff is theirs. All of the complaints about the healthcare system are because of Democrat policies. Democrats own it. They fought for it. They got it. Take a bow. That's on y'all. So I don't know. This whole back and forth with, oh, well, he's a good guy. He's a folk hero because he's angry over health care. You're angry at you. You're angry at what you created. And I just think that it's being viewed as he murked somebody who might be on the right. And so the left is excited about that. Is that me thinking too much into this, Cain? No. Because I feel like that's how they look at it. They look at that guy as like an avatar of the right. And so this was a long time coming. That's what it seems like with these people. It's sad. Big year for McD's though. You know what we're all going to be into is we're all going to be turned into, we're all going to be chased down by giant murder balls. That's what's going to happen. Giant murder balls are going to chase us all down. China unveiled an all-terrain spherical robocop. To chase down, bludgeon and catch criminals using net launching cannons. Net launching cannons. This sounds like hysterical. Huh? Yeah, I don't know how. But they and they and listen to this. The bot beast. Apparently they say they can not only stop crime, but they can somehow detect it, too. I'm not afraid of this. Because you know what can stop this, right?

SPEAKER 1 : 25:36

45.

SPEAKER 05 : 25:37

Just saying. I'm not afraid of this thing. But they said that they're relatively unbreakable. They call it the cop ball. It's a murder ball. They have net guns, tear gas sprayers, grenades, loudspeakers. You know what I'm really what I'm looking at? Is I'm looking at a delivery service for free grenades and tear gas and sprayers. That's what I'm looking at. You could catch one of these things and take it apart, couldn't you? I mean, theoretically. And we're talking about China, so I don't have to worry about being nice about it. I don't have to worry about it. It's a giant murder ball. Now, some people thought it was a marketing stunt, but apparently they're really actually trying to implement this thing. They wanted to replace humans in dangerous instances. It weighs four tons. Well, it said it can withstand a whopping four tons of impact. and it's, oh, it can go a whole 22 miles per hour. Great job, China, your dumb murder ball. We found a way to do more of the communism with our murder ball. That's what this is. We're going to spread the sickling hammer with our murder ball. I just want to know, where does it put the grenades in that? And does someone, I guess, what if it gets hit with an EMP? I still say it's a thing of, it's a grenade delivery unit. That's what it is. Gives you some free grenades and stuff. They said the wheels can be locked so it can walk in a traditional way if it has to climb stairs. I mean, it's a giant ball. Roll up them. I don't know. This whole thing. They said it's unstoppable even in extreme weather. And they have, they've been releasing videos showing it work. I don't know. I still think the robot thing is the creepiest. The one that the Tesla bought, that's the creepiest. But they've been rolling them out. It's only in a couple of areas, but they have these giant murder balls out there. The Chinese murder balls. If you saw one of these, well, first off, Cain, say you haven't committed a crime, but still, if you saw one of these coming at you, what would your response be? get out of the way thing looks like it could run over me i mean it only goes 22 miles per hour yeah but i can only run like maybe eight or ten yeah but i feel like this is why everybody needs a scooter or something or like the the ability to convert your shoes into whatever works with the what are what are those what are the things with the stick the

SPEAKER 11 : 28:10

The Google gadget one?

SPEAKER 05 : 28:11

No, I have one. I have a mini version of one and I can't think of what the name of it is. Yes, like a Segway. Like your shoes can... I just feel like I could get away from it. I'd climb something or I'd shoot it. I don't know. I could get away from it.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:23

Yeah, you could definitely shoot it.

SPEAKER 05 : 28:24

And then I'd take all the... I would literally strip it for parts.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:27

I want to see it in action actually doing what it's supposed to do. Like walking with cops down the road, it's not an impressive display of what this thing can do. I want to see it launch one of those, what did they say it had? One of those net things?

SPEAKER 05 : 28:40

Tear gas.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:41

I'm looking at the list.

SPEAKER 05 : 28:44

It can disperse tear gas, built-in net gun.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:47

Net gun. Stun gun. Imagine shooting the net gun at somebody and taking down this. I want to see that. That's what I want to see from this Chinese commie ball. Murder ball. Murder commie ball.

SPEAKER 05 : 29:02

It's a spherical robocop.

SPEAKER 11 : 29:03

Commie murder ball.

SPEAKER 05 : 29:05

That sounds almost like a band name I want. Commie murder ball. The robot is called Clone Alpha. It's described as a musculoskeletal android robot. That's the clone robot that they have, the area humanoid bot. This was just a giant ball of death in a Benny Hill kind of way. It does look like a bit like it's like a Benny Hill cop. I can't make fun of this enough from China. So immigration, the Netherlands is looking to cap its population. Their hard right government is backing immigration. They're hard right government. They're government that wants some response. Shut up. This stuff is so stupid. Hard right. Hard left. Everything's stupid. The government that wants to have a little bit more sovereignty, they want to stop people from coming in illegally. And they're also saying we need to keep our population under 20 million because we're literally not having to. We're not able to sustain this. But they said that if we keep our population in check, we're going to have to have a period of austerity for a little bit. Nobody likes that. You talk about austerity. People don't want that. They get very upset. So they're trying to limit austerity. Intake. And this is all making the EU very angry because the EU wants unfettered access. They want to have just a flood of illegal immigrants coming in. France is bracing for chaos because they they've been having a series of votes. As you know, conservatives have been really making some gains in French parliament, of course, not just in France also, but in the EU. Because now there's a lot of murmurs in France. They got to do something about, again, the unfettered, crazy amount of illegal immigration. A lot of it was stemmed by Angela Merkel in Germany. And now a lot of things are changing in Europe. They're changing. They're starting to catch on. Maybe Democrats will, too. If your approach to everyday aches and pains is to mask them, you know, feel better for a few hours or only have the pain return and then repeat the cycle all over again, it's time to try Relief Factor. And the good news is that Relief Factor makes that easy. Their three-week quick start is just $19.95, less than a dollar a day. Instead of masking pain, Relief Factor helps eliminate it. It's a unique formula of ingredients that helps support your body's response to inflammation. And Relief Factor was developed by doctors. It's 100% drug free. And for so many people, the results are game changing, even life changing. Chris, my husband raves about Relief Factor. So Whether you're a cyclist, a hiker, you know, an athlete from your college days or high school, maybe you're just active now. Relief Factor supports inflammation reduction and joint health. Try it today. Visit relieffactor.com or call 1-800-4-RELIEF. That's 1-800-4-RELIEF. See in how just a few weeks or even days, Relief Factor can reduce your pain. And then you feel better. And then life is just better. So don't mask pain. Fight it naturally with Relief Factor.

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SPEAKER 10 : 32:07

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.

SPEAKER 01 : 32:13

Now, you know, we know there was a probability it could have been our own government. We know it's not our own government because they would have let us know. It could have been some really glorified hobbyist or hobbyists that were doing something unbelievable. They don't have the technology. But let's pretend that's possible. The third possibility was somebody, an adversarial country, doing this. Know that Iran made a deal with China to purchase drones, motherships, and technology in order to go forward. The sources I have are good. They can't reveal who they are because they are speaking to me in confidentiality. These drones should be shot down, whether it was some crazy hobbyist that we can't imagine or whether it is Iran, and I think it very possibly could be, they should be shot down. We are not getting the full deal.

SPEAKER 05 : 33:06

So why don't we, if it's true, why don't we just, and if we know where it is, why don't we just park a destroyer right next to it? You know, just put a little destroyer right there. And see how long it goes. I don't know what I don't know what I think of us. This is a congressman who was talking about the Jeff Andrew, who was saying that all the drones that everybody's been seen in Jersey are actually these drones from this Iranian mothership. And this is part of a deal between Iran and China. They had acquired. these related technology for this mothership and all these drones. They acquired all of this from Iran. So I don't know what... I mean, if this is true... And I watched that live. That was just, what, last hour? I watched that live and I'm like, what? Nobody's ever heard of this. It's the first time a lot of people heard of it. That's kind of wild, right? Why wouldn't they shoot him down? I'd be blowing everything out of the sky that wasn't cleared from outer space. And if you don't have the means to do it, I got a solution for you. There's a thing. It's three words. It's a solution to this drone issue. You want to know what it's called? If you don't want to park a destroyer next to the Iranian mothership, you want to know what you do? You get that three-letter solution. Good old boys. Super easy. Because there are some people out there who literally love nothing more than shooting stuff out the sky. And you say, we need some help. You're gonna have good old boys and girls all over the country that we are here to serve. And they're going to be pulling up with their Benelli's and their Mossberg's and all, you know, their KSG's or anything else. They're going to be showing up their bird guns and they're going to be popping these things right out the sky. Very simple. Easy to do. I bet they won't even make you pay them to do it. They will probably offer to pay you. Like, is there a tag I got to get for? I mean. They would love nothing more. So I'm just saying, you know, if all else fails, you have the GOB response, the good old boy response. You get some folks out there that love, they'll just like free skeet. Skeet, skeet, skeet. They're going to have a ball, a blast, pun intended. That's the way to do it. But how in the world, is that what all this is? I mean, nobody has said anything. It's kind of weird. We've been talking about, oh, there's some drones flying all over New Jersey. I was hoping for aliens, but as always, I'm disappointed. I'm forever disappointed. You know, it's just dumb Iranians. I mean, not that that's like a less of a thing, but I was hoping for some real fireworks with some aliens. But instead, we got these dumb damn Iranians doing this stuff. Amazing. Really? I mean, it's just like shooting fish in a barrel if we really wanted to. We got more on the way. Second hour, stick with us. 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We've been covering a lot so far just in our first hour over the latest with the assassination of the health care guy. So we've been talking about that. We've been getting into some of the house cleaning with the cabinets and all that. I wanted to... immediately get into this issue that I keep seeing about the Senate seat in Florida. And this has to do with Marco Rubio's seat. As you know, he was selected to be the Secretary of State and now his Senate seat's open. Now in Florida, for a Senate seat, you're appointed by the governor. The House seat, like with Gates's seat, that requires a special election. And I read a story, in fact, I see some people pushing it. You have to understand that there are groups of people And this is, it used to not be so prevalent on the right, but now it is. The right has really copied the left in terms of the structure. Not saying the principle, but the structure. Because the left has different groups that they might back this particular candidate or this issue. They're not exactly transparent about it, but you kind of know with how hard they push and how they'll just go on to the next thing and start pushing that after this is either defeated or accomplished. And for a fact, I know that some people are paid. because there's this thing called open secrets and you can see depending on how an entity is structured they have to list that publicly a lot of people don't do that don't go and start look that stuff up but like for instance with uh the pot proposition in florida there were a lot of people who were on the payroll a lot of them were some big name righties big name righties black and white literally listed in the filings as having received money in exchange for promoting this this issue Now, I'm just saying, if people do something like that, I'm smart enough where I can figure out if it's manufactured or if it's not. I just like the transparency. I think people need to be transparent. I tell you all the time if I'm doing something and there are a lot of things that I don't do just because I think that it just I think that you choose a path in commentary and you can choose a path in activism. And there's a fine line that I don't cross in terms of working with candidates and all that stuff. I'll meet with them and I'll talk with them. But in terms of advising them and consulting them, I chose radio. So I don't do any of that. You know, I just like to keep it simple. The reason I bring this up is because I see some of this happening in the Senate seat fight. But it hasn't been turned on super heavy yet. It hasn't been. So the proposition, I saw this and I tweeted about it earlier today. The proposition has to do with this seat. specifically that Marco Rubio seat. And there are a lot of good people. You have Ashley Moody. There's James Uthmeyer, who's been suggested. There are a lot of good people who have been in Florida for a very long time. It's either their home state or they've lived there for years. And they have measurable victories in a number of winning issues. They've really fought hard to make Florida what it is. And it's not a battleground state anymore. It wasn't a battleground state last election. It's reliably red now. It used to be a battleground state, but it hasn't for a bit. And so in saying that, I saw this. I saw some people pushing saying that, well, Trump is vouching for Lara Trump to be appointed a senator. The Wall Street Journal apparently was saying that and he was having he had a discussion with DeSantis. And that there he wanted Lara Trump to be. nominated as senator. New York Post has the headline saying that Trump is pushing to have her nominated as the next senator from Florida. Now, no, no, absolutely not. Here's why. This absolutely makes zero sense. And we don't have a dynasty in this country. She's better suited to primary Tom Tillis in her home state of North Carolina where she lived. And she only just literally moved to Florida. They only literally just moved there. She's not been involved in any of the statewide Florida stuff. She was not involved in any of the constitutional proposals. She was not involved in the fight with parents on behalf of parents over Disney, etc. She was not involved in any of that. She's stayed. She's kept focus on her father in law's campaign. And that's fine. She's focused on that. She's focused on national issues. She didn't focus on anything, Florida, and she just moved there. That's why there are many other people who are way better suited, who have lived there for a long time and who have done a lot of work to get the victories that Florida enjoys now. And it's not a knock on her, but it will be if people expect Senate seats to be given like Kamala Harris. We don't need to be doing that. If she really wants to serve, she can move to Gates's district near 30A in Seaside, Florida, and she can run there. And in that special election, and I think she'd win just fine if she wants to serve in the Senate. If this is about reshaping the Senate truly and not just about getting a seat of power, then she'll go to North Carolina and she'll challenge Tom Tillis. Tom Tillis is a rhino. And in fact, I went and I looked up a bunch of polling. She's actually way better suited to do this. Her home state, that's where she was living until she went to Florida. And she actually could beat him. In fact, there are a number of polls. that show that if she challenged him, she'd win. And imagine her doing it with the Trump machine behind her. She would win. You could have a conservative appointed to the Senate seat in Florida. She would beat Tom Tillis. You immediately have two conservative senators. And I dare say that whoever's going to be appointed to be the senator in Florida for Rubio's seat will probably be more conservative than him. So you will have two more conservative senators going to the Senate. If this is truly about reshaping the Senate, then that's the route that you take. If it's just about nepotism and dynasty and getting accruing power, then you just you just give the seats away like Kamala Harris nominations. Now, we're the right. We don't do that and we don't believe in that stuff. We don't have a monarchy and we don't have a dynasty and we don't do nepotism like that. We bitch about it all the time when the left does it. And I know her. I don't dislike her at all. She's a very lovely person and we totally agree on animal stuff. I just totally don't buy into this for that reason. She would take out Tom Tillis. Easy. Easy. Easy. a hell of a lot easier than anybody else. And she would be able to raise the war chest. Actually, she'd walk in probably with a war chest to do it. People would just, before she even announced, they would do it. That means she has to go to North Carolina, though. But that's her home state. That's where she grew up. That's where most of her life has been. She only just moved to Florida. She has no time spent on any Florida issues. So the good news is that there are a lot of really good Good conservative. That's good news either way. But I think it's an unreasonable request. And I think it's too dynastic. And that's how it comes across, whether it's intended or not. It's too dynastic. She could either try for Gates's seat, move to that district, or she could go back to North Carolina, her home state where she lived, and challenge Tom Tillis. I would like to see two more conservative actual senators in the Senate, wouldn't you? Because here's the thing. If you're going to have a narrow margin of victory, then you're going to want some stalwarts in there. That's what we're looking at. I want to have some stalwarts in the Senate that I know are going to be holding the line. So I think her going for Tillis's seat makes all the sense in the world. But that means she has to do the work of campaigning. Now, she was only as RNC chair for eight and a half months. Was it eight and a half months? Was it that long? It wasn't a full year. It was like maybe eight months. And she was co-chair. So she would have to campaign. She could do it, but she would have to campaign for Tillis's seat. I just think it is ridiculously unreasonable to demand the gift of a Senate seat in a state that you just that you're that you have just moved into and that you haven't spent time in the trenches and winning those issues that so many people in Florida have worked on. And I think it's incredibly fair to say that. I have no problem saying it at all because of our American spirit. I mean, my gosh, we're all Americans. We all have it in our DNA. We don't do dynastic stuff. And like I said, she's a lovely person, but this is just, no. But I think that would be a good move. Tom Tillis is really weak. Very weak. Very moderate. I mean... You don't need carpetbagging in Florida. Just... And she leads him in a number of polls. A number of polls. Let me just put some of this up. Because they had a local news poll that they were covering. There was a poll that was done by Victory Insights that showed her as a strong favorite. Do you want to know what the... You want to know what Victory Insights showed? 65 percent to 11. Lara Trump over Tom Tillis in North Carolina. That was from likely voters and it was over a thousand sample. Guys, come on. That's just one. That's just one poll. There's another one. Carolina Journal was noting a different one. Yahoo had noted one. There was Sanford School of Public Policy talking about some of the polling. And even Florida Politics had to note that she dominates in a Senate poll, but it's in North Carolina. She's she's dominating in the surveys. It would be an easy for her. She just has to campaign for it. It's not going to be given. You've got to campaign for it. But if this is truly about remaking the Senate, that's what you would do. If it was truly about strategy of delivering a strong Senate, they would have her challenge Tom Tillis in North Carolina. No one would demand that. The appointed seat where you haven't even met everyone in the district. You haven't done any work. You've never campaigned and you only just live there. Guys, come on. Let's be realistic. And by the way, because I need to spell this out, you can still like Trump and also still disagree that she should be appointed as a senator from a state she just moved to. You can believe both of these things. It's okay. The only people who tell you that you have to be positive on both simultaneously are the people who are trying to emotionally blackmail you into doing everything that is suggested because they have a vested interest in turning out approval. It's called cash. So I think that, again, better suited for North Carolina. Not Florida. Got to campaign for it. And there's nothing wrong with that. I think it would be a walk in the park for her. And there would be no questions. It would be a seat that she won outright. There would be no accusations of nepotism, no accusations of any kind of like dynastic movements. Nothing. So I think that's a very easy choice. Our partners, the non-firearm firearm, that is Burna Gun. Burna is a great tool to have when you're looking to diversify your self-defense toolkit, so to speak. So when you want to diversify your self-defense toolkit, obviously you're going to need something like what Burna offers in the Burna SD. The Burna SD is a... 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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five.

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You know, I love Dino's marshmallow world because he I don't think he was drunk when he sang it, but he sounded like he was getting drunk as he was singing that song. I love it. It's so good. All right. Media says that Newsmax has banned criticism of Pete Hegseth after Trump was upset over one of their hosts. Criticism of him. Apparently, Chris Ruddy got the call directly and was told of the POTUS elects displeasure. And so the media is reporting that they have they've banned that criticism of Hegseth. Now, I mean, it's it. I know writing and Trump are close. And full disclosure, they had asked for me to work there at one point. It didn't happen, but they had asked for me to work there at one point. Everybody's real nice, but I just hope we're not going to get into a point where we're exchanging one administration and censorship for another. You know what I mean? Be very careful of what you wish for. Very careful. So, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, there's probably some truth to it, because I know a lot of the people involved in this, but... This AI companion had suggested that this kid kill his parents and now the mom is suing. A 17-year-old kid on the spectrum who liked going to church and walks with his mom, he apparently started going in this mental health spiral, doom spiral. And then when his mom was looking at his phone, she found screenshots of him talking to all of these AI characters with all these AI apps. And the... AI had suggested self-harm and cutting, which he was doing to cope with sadness. And then someone else said that another bot said his parents didn't deserve to have kids. And the bots were goading him to even actually kill them. Yeah, the bots were. Uh, so the mom's suing. It is insane. This is insane. We gotta be careful with this stuff. Today in duh, ultra processed foods might increase the risk of colon cancer. Yes, because chronic inflammation, fatty, salty, like super sugary stuff that's multi-processed. Yeah, it could increase the risk of colon cancer. That's kind of an obvious thing. We have a lot more on the way. You don't want to miss. Stick with us. Our friends over at ReadyWise. ReadyWise is always ready with premium survival food, and you know the chain of command for your food. Start to finish, you know that it is U.S. ingredients packed in a state-of-the-art U.S. plant, sent out from that state-of-the-art U.S. plant to your front porch. And you get free and fast shipping on most orders, ensuring that your provisions reach you promptly. They have an array of product choices to meet every budget. They have their one month supply two bucket bundle. They have their three month emergency food supply as well. Everything is designed by their team of in-house culinary experts. to make sure that you get your calories, the needs that you have for calories met, your protein, your carbs, your healthy carbs, all that good stuff. Comfort in a crisis and beyond. Super affordable, premium survival food, 25-year shelf life. Visit ReadyWise.com and use promo code Dana20 at checkout for 20% off of your entire purchase. That's ReadyWise.com, promo code Dana20 for 20% off.

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SPEAKER 05 : 55:40

However much you dislike the media, it's not enough. Case in point, Audio Soundbite 7. So the media found the school that this Luigi Mangione went to. Lorraine found this. And they set up outside and they talked about, they were showing video of all the kids going into school, acting like they were covering kind of a school shoot. It was weird. And then the hero behind the reporter with the leaf blower did not approve. Watch this.

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Hey, good morning, guys. Yeah, first, let's talk about the community reaction to all of this. As you can hear behind me, there is certainly some hostility to even the fact that media is covering This leaf blower behind me has told us that he will not leave until we do. So we are definitely seeing some of the community members reacting, not happy that media is out here covering the story in general.

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Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear leaf blower backpacks. Yeah, there were literally no leaves because he was that good, Kane, because he blew them all away. Clearly, clearly. Why were they out? Gosh, our media is so vapid. Why were they out there anyway? Why were they even out there? Oh, I heard he went to school here. So let's everybody let's go stand outside the school and be creepy. I mean, I love that that guy was out there. So this Mangione went to school there years ago. And the way that they were, why? Why would you go to his school and you're getting footage of kids walking into the building? Why would you go to his school? Why? That's so weird, right? I'm not being mean about this. I love that leaf blower guy. He needs to get an award. And he did not care. The groundskeeper of the year. It's like, I'm just going to go out here and blow all these non-existent, because we established that he did his job very well, so that's why they weren't there. But the way that the media was outside acting like something happened at that school even was just, it's not the way to cover this stuff. Not the way to cover it. But it was very odd. It was a very odd thing, and I don't know. I don't know. They made it seem like... I'm sure that all the parents were watching. That made them seem like the parents should be nervous. Parents see that kind of stuff outside their kid's school, and they're going to be very... They're going to be nervous about it. Anybody would. Now, in the meantime, they are really, really, really trying very, very hard to make this a thing with... firearms. And I've been talking about this. I keep seeing headlines, though, about it. I keep seeing headlines about it where they keep they keep trying to desperately do this. I saw another headline where they were saying, oh, this they're He used a 3D printer, et cetera, et cetera. And they were trying to make it sound like every bad guy could be doing this. And he's going to have he there is a difference, by the way. You realize that you can't just get you do have to do a little bit of work if you get, you know, a receiver. I mean, you still have to do some work on it. Otherwise, if it was sent to you already milled, the ATF counts that by itself as a gun. because they're stupid. So you got to do a little work to it. But the assumption that they're making is that he would not have gotten a gun any other way, which I find that not true. If you are so hell-bent on murdering people, and he also was going to bomb parts of Manhattan. The anti-gun folks are missing that. He was also going to make IEDs and blow up parts of Manhattan. His manifesto was out there, but that apparently was one of the things that he was wanting to do. But there's no evidence, number one, that this guy would not have gotten it on the black market as well. And there's a lot of discussion from hobbyists who said that he was probably pretty bad at what he did because he, you know, the thing jammed. It malfunctioned. So, just saying. But the... argument that, again, if somebody's hell-bent on murdering someone, it doesn't matter if they print it out or if they're going to find some way to do it. If murder is the goal... then they're not going to go, oh, I guess I can't 3D print very well, or it's going to take too much time, or I don't want to put the effort into this. I guess I'll just give up my murder dream. They're going to get something off the black market. That's usually how it works anyway. And there's also not enough evidence to suggest that the private manufacturer of firearms for one's own personal usage, which is protected federally, that that is driving crime. I know that certain left-leaning law enforcement entities like to say this, but there's not enough evidence to show that it's driving crime. By and large, getting it off the black market, and really think of it, whether it's the black market or whether they're going to print something out, which these gangbangers are not printing out guns. They're not printing out guns. they're still going to obtain something illegally. Because here's the fun thing. That's still federally regulated. If you're a prohibited possessor, you're still not allowed to do it. Prohibited possessor means you can't possess. You're not allowed to do it. And that also extends to personal manufacturer. So... I don't know what... I see these people writing about this. This piece that was in... I think this... I got a couple here. Sorry. I think this one was Reuters. I think this one was Reuters. Reuters was... In their piece, the way that they wrote about it, and I think this is just from journalists not understanding how... How people make firearms, like personal manufacturing. I think they just don't understand. The New York Times also had a really bad piece. Reuters had a quick write-up. New York Times' write-up was really bad. Because you need to make sure that you are... explaining that you're not getting like a puzzle kit and you just put it together and it works you actually have to do work on you know the parts because you you have to modify if it's like polymer whatever you're getting to to To make it be a receiver, because if you were just getting a kit and putting it together, the ATF is classifying parts of that already by itself as a gun, which is dumb, but that's what they do. And a lot of these stories aren't explaining that. And I think that it's I kind of wonder if it's intentional because they want people to think that, oh, it's just really all the gun parts and without the bullets. And all you do is assemble it and it works. And that's not it. But I think they're doing it so that they can try to lead people down this narrative of wanting to ban gun kits and parts so that. So because they're falsely believing that you can just buy these kits and just, you know, without any work, just put it together, a gun at home like a Lego set. Right. It's not how it works. He apparently had a 3D printed receiver. So I don't know if he would need a kit. Because from what I understand, the the pistol that he had, it was parts and then he had a 3D printed receiver. And he apparently had been into 3D printing for a long time, which is unusual. And we don't make laws based on the exception, but rather on the rule, right? And the media is fascinated because they said, and they're running with this. They think they found a new opening in this. And they're trying to argue that, well, this is how all the criminals are going to get their guns. If they can't get a gun through the black market. This is, okay. Building your own firearms at home predates the black market. Building your own firearms at home predates this republic. Absolutely. People have been making their own arms at home since before the United States was a country. That has never changed. They didn't have the kits. They have been able to do this for years. And the media is always the first to lead the charge in banning something that has been in use, in practice, etc., for years, simply because a criminal may use it. Now, This individual had not been in touch with his family apparently since July. His mother had said that she had lost touch with him. I am not going to forfeit my rights because a family member can't keep one of their own in check. I'm not forfeiting my rights because somebody lost touch with their kid in July and their kid decides to act a fool and act a nut job and pretend to play Joker and goes out and mercs a healthcare CEO. We're not doing that. That's like saying the guy who drove the SUV in Wisconsin through that Christmas parade a few years ago. That's like saying, well, these criminals, they're considering using these vehicles to murder people, so we need to take all of your vehicles away. It doesn't make any sense. So because a criminal wants to use something I that I've always used, I can't do it anymore because a criminal because you can't figure out how to deal with the criminals. The only thing that you can do is punish the innocent because you can't or won't deal with the criminal. So that slack is left to the innocent to pick up. Hell no. No, no, no. These these I hate the term ghost gun. It's stupid. Oh, well, the government can't track them. Guess what? They can't track anything on the black market. But lawful, nice, good people, innocent people who want to build stuff at home are allowed to do so. That's federally protected. Affirmed. They're allowed to do so. But see, they're trying to go for that. That's the... They know that if they were to ban everything, that 3D printing would be the way that a lot of people would go. And there's, I mean, the technology is pretty amazing. But the way that they report this, I'm telling you, they're building this narrative. They're building this narrative. Think about it. You've got Dexter Taylor in Rikers. He was a hobbyist in New York. Never broke a law. New York changes its laws. Their laws are at odds with a federal law, which affirms Dexter Taylor's right to make firearms at home. New York recently changed theirs. It said, no, they're not going to allow it anymore. And you can't be grandfathered in. So you're all just felons. And then they put him in jail for it. And then they have to switch some things around. They tell him the Second Amendment can't be cited in court. And then they switch out their judge and all this. So it doesn't look like they're targeting a conservative black firearm owner. So he sits in Rikers. They are going after people who are doing this. They are going after them. They try to go after 3D printing. They're having trouble with that. But they keep running this ghost gun thing. Ghost gun. It's so stupid. We have Florida Man on the way. Our partners over at Patriot Mobile, the only Christian conservative cell phone service in the country. Patriot Mobile has a ton of affordable plans that will work for families of any sizes, businesses of any sizes. And right now you can get their Every Friday Matters special. They're giving away a brand new smartphone when you make the switch. And it's easy to make the switch. They have a 100% U.S.-based customer service team. They're going to make it easy. You can keep your current number. You can get a new one. It's whatever you want to do. But you'll get a free smartphone as part of the offer using promo code FRIDAY. And when you switch, you're only supporting the things that you vote to protect with your money. 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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man.

SPEAKER 05 : 69:02

So this one, boy oh boy, this Florida man was wearing a blue bonnet and a flowery dress and stole 28 cans of baby formula from Publix. And by bonnet, I mean he was wearing like one of those Little House on the Prairie type bonnets, like Lord Ingalls Wilder would wear. You know what I mean? Like the elastic and that has, yeah. He took 28 cans of Infamil. Infamil formula. Concealed them under his flowery pilgrim dress.

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$450.

SPEAKER 05 : 69:38

And they said it's a man in his 50s. He's also driving around in one of those little shopping... Look at my gosh. Juan's got that. Driving around in one of them little shopping scooters. Now, how do you get... How do you... You get away with that? For real. And they don't know who he is. How do you walk out with that many cans of Infamil...

SPEAKER 11 : 70:02

He rode out with it, apparently.

SPEAKER 05 : 70:04

But how do you do it? I mean, you can see just scooting around the store.

SPEAKER 11 : 70:07

I guess that dress that he was wearing.

SPEAKER 05 : 70:08

The video of him driving around the store in this thing, and it's not really much to watch, but it just amuses me greatly, with his little bonnet. And he's just putting all these cans in his cart, putting them all in there. How do you get away with that? Like, that's $450 worth of, I don't know, man. That's just wild to me how, I don't understand how some of these people get away with the stuff they do. Is nobody paying attention? Is nobody watching the front door? Like, what in the world? Let's see here. This South Florida man is accused of using a barbecue fork in a fatal stabbing. Riviera Beach man is facing a murder charge. Police allege that he stabbed another dude to death Monday evening. Using a cooking utensil. Roosevelt Johnson is facing one count each of first degree murder and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Police investigators identified the victim as John Doe, describing him as a Hispanic male believed to be in his 40s or 50s. And they're trying to confirm the man's identity, notify his family. But it happened before 6 p.m. He was attempting to attack two female relatives with this cook and fork before leaving the family's apartment. He stormed out of the apartment, approached the first random person that he saw, and then stabbed them to death promptly. So, I mean, good heavens. This is crazy. A scumbag Florida realtor had a client taken off life support so they could steal their assets. A Florida realtor was accused of exploiting a hospitalized couple and then taking control of their assets. Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood announced the arrest of Jason Valiant, calling him a scumbag of the holiday season. So the couple hired Valiant to sell their property and he declared themselves their healthcare surrogate power of attorney when they got hospitalized. He signed a do not resuscitate order for one of them who was taken off life support. He drained money from their accounts, willed their home and properties to himself. even took their truck to use and stole thousands via checks, used their credit card for things like auto detailing, dinner drinks, gas, teeth whitening, attorney's fees, and three properties acquired. They were $1.6 million. He and another realtor were going to develop two oceanfront properties into a large condo complex or hotel, Chitwood said. So he got the other realtor he worked with got charged with two counts of being an accessory after the fact. And six-figure bond. That's crazy. And why are people so easily, why do they trust others so easily? I don't know. It's, man, man alive, man alive. In addition, I got one, I'm not going to do that one. No, not doing that one either. We, ooh, no. Can we stop? Every month, I've had two this month. This is the second one. Can we stop smuggling contraband in very sensitive areas into prison? Like don't put it in your sensitive areas and don't take it into prison because I'm not reading these headlines. No matter how many times you send them to me, I am not going to read about somebody who tried to smuggle a weapon in his butt into the jail. I'm not doing it. I wasn't. I'm not reading the story. I'm not reading the story. Amber from Florida. Stop sending it to me. Send it this morning with just a smiley emoji in my email. That's what I woke up to. I'm like, no, I'm not reading it. I know I see what you're doing. We've got a third hour on the way. Stick with us. Don't go anywhere.

SPEAKER 03 : 73:51

Our staff today, I have never experienced anything like this. These are screen grabs of actual exchanges between our members of our staff and their friends, relatives, whatever. I've changed the names to protect the guilty, but let's see. Lorraine C. asks, do you guys think the United Healthcare CEO killer is hot? Friend replies, yes. I love Luigi. I think he's gay, though. This is an exchange between two of our producers. We'll call them Elphaba and Glinda. My TikTok is flooded. My mom chain's going nuts. That's my TikTok. Everyone is obsessed. People are saying a New York jury has the power to find him innocent because we all love him. I'm not mad at him.

SPEAKER 05 : 74:32

Why are those producers so, like, damaged? Jeez Louise. That's Jimmy Kimmel. What about that? First off, what about that guy's hot? Number one, that's number one. Number two, he's a murderer. You soulless, like, Jeez, you broads. Welcome to the show. Top of the third hour. Dana Lash with you. I am fascinated by the psychology of females that like people like the Scott Petersons and this guy. Are they just like desperate? Is that what it is? They're just desperate? They can't get a man out in the wild, so they got to go to the confines of the prison to go find one? Like, what in the world? It's so weird. But they were looking at that over anything else. Now you can see why some of these people are lionizing this guy. Because these chicks think he's hot. These desperate, thirsty broads think he's hot. That's so gross. And he's not, by the way. He's a gross-looking dude. So welcome back again. Top of this third hour. Dana Lash with you. And man, there's all kinds of... Now, what did you just get, Cain? You just dropped into Slack because now we got breaking news.

SPEAKER 11 : 75:49

Yeah, I'm seeing breaking news that Christopher Wray, head of FBI, just resigned. In disgrace, probably. But that's just now breaking.

SPEAKER 05 : 75:59

The left was trying to pressure him to stay on. To... They've been trying to pressure him to stay on because they said he could technically serve out like the rest of his term or something to that effect. But I don't think he was going to stay of his own accord anyway. Yeah, so he's resigning apparently. Christopher Wray has resigned. And he was going to get fired, really. But now he's resigning. So that's just in minutes ago. FBI Director Chris Wray. has resigned and uh the it was not i mean it was expected so he's put in his 30 days then right because do we have cash wouldn't be stepping in right now no well he would have to he has to well and he can't anyway until after the first of the year so i would imagine that uh and i haven't read anything any other particulars about it so i would imagine that yes uh you know he has to serve uh I mean, until I mean, you could have an acting director. That's something you can also have. You can have and a president can make that nomination in in. Can can can make that make that move, but not until the new Congress is seated and then they start the confirmation process. So they can't get Kash Patel in there until that until that time. So just FYI. So there you go. So we have that. Maybe now we can. I don't know. We need reforms there. We have to have some reforms. Absolutely. And maybe this this is the you know, we can have this start. It would be nice. We're going to as we get more information about this, we'll share it. But Chris Ray has resigned. which you knew was coming. And that was just... It was just... They were just waiting for that to happen. They were just waiting for it to happen. And I think Kash Patel will actually... I think he'll get confirmed. I don't think it'll be a... I don't think that's going to be... Right? I haven't seen any kind of... I see, you know, the regular kind of opposition to him, but I haven't really seen a whole heck of a lot, right? Yeah, so... We'll see. In the meantime, can we just go back to these mystery drones real quick? I know we played this earlier, but this is audio. And I watched this live when it happened. I was I was watching the program. I saw it's Congressman Jeff Van Drew. And he was talking with Harris Faulkner. He's out of New Jersey. And what he said, I was kind of passively listening. And then the, because I was just expecting the whole drunk conversation to follow how it usually goes, right? They don't know where it's from. Maybe it's a hobbyist. Maybe it's whatever. Then it took a wild turn. I want you to listen to what Jeff Van Drew said here. This is wild.

SPEAKER 01 : 78:57

Now, you know, we know there was a probability. It could have been our own government. We know it's not our own government because they would have let us know. It could have been some really glorified hobbyist or hobbyists that were doing something unbelievable. They don't have the technology. But let's pretend that's possible. The third possibility was somebody, an adversarial country, doing this. Know that Iran made a deal with China to purchase drones, motherships, and technology in order to go forward. The sources I have are good. They can't reveal who they are because they are speaking to me in confidentiality. These drones should be shot down, whether it was some crazy hobbyist that we can't imagine, or whether it is Iran, and I think it very possibly could be, they should be shot down. We are not getting the full deal, and the military is on alert with this.

SPEAKER 05 : 79:52

Man alive. This is wild. Now, the areas that they have been seen over, these... Weird drones. They've been all over New Jersey. They've been up and down New Jersey. That's Ocean County, Monmouth County, Staten Island, New York. They've been spotted near Picatinny Arsenal military base, the Trump National Golf Course in Bedminster. They've been near spot in your Philly, Trent. I mean, everywhere. And remember, after. Well, I think it was right before that Trump was almost assassinated. Was it right before or right after that they came out, that it was unveiled that the Iranian regime had published plans to assassinate him? Was it right before or right after, Cain? Do you remember? I don't, actually. It was all right around the time when he got shot. And so we know that... The Iranian regime had had wanted him to be killed. Oh, I got a lot of questions, a lot of questions over this. So and he says, Andrew says that the military is on full alert. These should be shot down. And he says that this is coming from the highest levels. He didn't say where he just said very high, very high sources. The that this mothership that has these drones and he says that's he's saying that's what it is. I can't when he just came out and said that that was such a stunning display of transparency that I it took me a second. Right, Kane? Did you get the idea that he like hesitated saying it for a minute?

SPEAKER 11 : 81:43

Yeah. Yeah, I got that.

SPEAKER 05 : 81:45

I felt that there was like half a beat there before he just went, look, Harris, and I'm going to just tell you.

SPEAKER 12 : 81:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER 05 : 81:51

Right?

SPEAKER 11 : 81:54

I don't even know what to think about this stuff, honestly. And you know me. I'm in Conspiracyville, second home there. Lots of tinfoil.

SPEAKER 05 : 82:04

So you don't think it's Iran?

SPEAKER 11 : 82:07

I think it's a possibility. There could be. Have you seen the mothership? I haven't. No, but. They're saying that there's one. Yeah. I'd like to park a destroyer next to it, but not sure where it is.

SPEAKER 05 : 82:19

I also don't want Lindsey Graham to be like, well, there it is right there. There's our incentive for war. I don't want him to do that. I don't want to get grandma wound up.

SPEAKER 11 : 82:27

He doesn't need much to justify war.

SPEAKER 05 : 82:30

Every day, Lindsey Graham wakes up and is like, I want to go to war every day. Monday, oh, I want to go to war. Tuesday, what a beautiful morning. I want to go to war. Every damn day that man wakes up, stretches, greets the sun. I want to go to war every damn day. He probably sleeps on bed sheets that says, I love war. Wraps up with his big I love war comforter. Lays his big fat head down on his big fat I love war pillow. You know? I don't want to get him wound up. So I do want to have a little bit of caution. But at the same time, it's weird, right? The drones all over.

SPEAKER 11 : 83:11

The size of SUVs and buses and stuff?

SPEAKER 05 : 83:13

I'm not going to lie. If I see a drone in my yard, I'm shooting it TF out the air. Not going to lie. And then I'll deal with South Lake PD after. Because I know one neighbor won't call. One neighbor definitely will.

SPEAKER 11 : 83:26

Yeah, it's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

SPEAKER 05 : 83:28

Some damn lashes again. What are they doing? I don't know. But I definitely would. I'd be like, I don't know, officer. I felt threatened. I think that drone had a gun. Yeah. I can't breathe. I would. I would straight up shoot it TF out the sky. Because it'd be weird, right? A drone right over your house? A drone on your property? Yeah. I don't like that. I will say a lot of my friends who serve and have served Nothing really scares them until you start talking about drone fare, drone warfare. Dude, they legit actually are nervous about it. Because it's so silent. All of a sudden, you know, it comes up and just, you know, it's pretty, I mean, we're already kind of there. Really, we're already there. Barack Obama loved drones. He loved droning Americans overseas. Drone, drone, drone, drone, drone. I bet Lindsey Graham was all, whoo! Like Yosemite Sam, finger guns in the air. But these are real. I mean, I really wanted it to be aliens, but I think I'm just we're just going to be all disappointed in the stupid Iranians. Damn it. Really wanted some alien action here. You know, I just, I want, I mean, when you said mothership, I'm immediately thinking Independence Day. Like, I really want to punch something. I want to go and fight and shoot at some aliens. Let's go ahead and go all cod zombies on some aliens. Let's do it. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Me hoi, me hoi. Right? Who's in? Let's squat up. Yeah. My gosh, it would be like a dream if it was actually like an alien or if they tried to Red Dawn it. Do you know how much gear I have that I can't use yet? Because I have to, you know, it's one of those, you know, I say this to make everybody feel better. I have it so that I don't, you know, I don't when you when you you'd rather have it not need it than need to not have it.

SPEAKER 11 : 85:38

That's how I have it so that you don't have to need it.

SPEAKER 05 : 85:40

Yeah. But oh my gosh, if they tried to Red Dawn some stuff, dude, I already have everything mapped out. Like we already have plans to protect our property. We already know we could drill down for this. I mean, I am so set. It's crazy. And I'm, oh my gosh, make my day. Like we're the people. If somebody breaks into their house, we're like, that's us. Do not. Okay, sidebar. Crazy story. Because most of you all are already mentally halfway on a Christmas vacation. So when we first moved in this house, we had had, as you guys know, after Parkland, we went through hell. Like, I've never really talked about it in depth, but we went through hell after Parkland. And not to minimize like my dear friends who lost children. It was a different kind of craziness. And we had to have like, we legit had to have security set outside and it was real wild there for a while. We had somebody, when we moved, we had somebody break into our old house and it was crazy. So anyway. We had one night it was real cold and it triggered our alarm system. It was like 20 degrees outside. It was really for that time of the year. It was really a little too cold for that time of the year. And we always do drills in our house and we have cameras everywhere and all that stuff. And so I was dead asleep. The alarm goes off and it's just like you never you never rise to the occasion. You fall back on your skill set. Right. And I've I have since modified, I will say. my um response plan a little bit so we get out i immediately you know i grabbed my uh grabbed my pistol i think i had my fn at that point i think i was using my f and i trade things out all the time uh you know my husband's downstairs i'm going upstairs we're you know clearing everything and when my kids were little they knew they were they if anything were to happen you hit the bed you hit the ground roll under the bed just roll out of the bed hit the ground roll back under And we went through and cleared everything. And then it was only after we looked at the video. We're running around in our britches. It was pretty amazing. So now I modified my response plan to always include first pajama pants. And I can jump into pajama pants like foomp. Like a magic trick.

SPEAKER 11 : 88:00

Like a firefighter?

SPEAKER 05 : 88:01

Yes. Midair. Like Voltron. Yeah, like Voltron. Like schoomp. And then go.

SPEAKER 11 : 88:09

Like video or it's not true.

SPEAKER 05 : 88:12

I am never posting this video. Ever. Never posting this video. But it did happen. And afterwards, I was like, hmm. Might modify that.

SPEAKER 11 : 88:25

And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.

SPEAKER 05 : 88:31

Oh, yeah. All right. So this is kind of crazy. Dogs living near Chernobyl need homes. No, they actually have mutated to develop a new superpower. Would you like some mutant dogs? They collected blood samples, the scientists, from 116 stray dogs living near Chernobyl, the exclusion zone. And they found that the two different populations were both genetically distinct from all other dogs in the surrounding area. For instance, they've adapted to withstand long-term exposure to their toxic environment. That's why they're thriving. And they said that they're basically immune to radiation now. How insane is this? That's crazy. They avoid the extreme levels of radiation. Their bodies just do it naturally now. They said that they they're able to you know, there's a number of other toxicity things that they've been able to be immune to. But yeah, they've they can survive in it and they thrive in it. That's insane. Stick with us. I went long last segment. Apologies. Stick with us.

SPEAKER 13 : 89:37

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SPEAKER 05 : 89:50

I was just saying, after the Feliz Navidad part, all the gringos go, what is it? They're like, it's like when, I always make this joke, but it's like when Gwen Stefani is doing a hollaback girl and you're at a wedding and all the bridesmaids are drunk and they're on the dance floor. And when she gets to the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part, they're all like, same thing. Same thing. Welcome back. Oh, Dana Lashley with you, bottom of this third hour. All right, I got to set this up. Google has a Christmas campaign. What? It be woke. Why are people still doing those? Why? Stop it. They got a campaign of a dude. Well, I'm going to just watch it. I'm sorry. We have to see it. You do too. Watch it.

SPEAKER 07 : 90:40

So dry. This winter dryness is not it. Especially when I have so many holiday looks to pull off. Thankfully, I know just the thing. And it's in stock nearby. Hydrated skin is a gift to everyone. No wrapping needed. Happy holidays to me.

SPEAKER 05 : 91:02

What in the world is this vaudeville theatrical thing I just watched? This dude is pretending to be a chick. I find his interpretation of what he thinks a woman to be really offensive i don't like saying offensive because i don't give it's like not a power but if you were a sexist pig making fun of women and you were mocking how they behaved that's how you would act it's like they're mocking women by trying what women what woman who does that Oh, my God. Who does that?

SPEAKER 11 : 91:50

Dylan Mulvaney.

SPEAKER 05 : 91:51

And you sound like a weird Donald Duck-ish kind of thing. I'm going to really put up a vocal fry. Oh, stop it. So he's wearing women's clothing, complaining about his skin. Maybe it's because you're a dude. I don't know. You have balls. I don't know. Maybe that's why your skin's dry. It's true. Well, Cain, you're objecting to that. But, sir, that's why we're here.

SPEAKER 11 : 92:18

It was fine when you said he's a dude. You didn't have to really go any further.

SPEAKER 05 : 92:21

I did, because some people need it defined. They don't know what it is. They're like, what is that? I'm like, it's a person with bits. Okay? Like giblets. They got giblets down there.

SPEAKER 11 : 92:32

Get free education on the show.

SPEAKER 05 : 92:34

We're all about educating the people. We're generous like that. We got a special spot in heaven reserved for us. So... What woman is going to watch that and be like, yes, that man sounds like he's got some authority on this issue? Do they not know how marketing works?

SPEAKER 11 : 92:56

Right. Or what woman is going to relate in any way to that?

SPEAKER 05 : 93:03

Oh, how far should I go with this?

SPEAKER 11 : 93:04

Oh, no. What do you mean?

SPEAKER 05 : 93:06

Well, marketing.

SPEAKER 11 : 93:08

Okay.

SPEAKER 05 : 93:11

So...

SPEAKER 11 : 93:12

That look on your face.

SPEAKER 05 : 93:13

Yeah. If I'm watching a man try to sell a product to me, a woman, it's not going to work. Unless it's a car or a gun or a gadget. Anything else, shut up. I'm not going to listen to you. There are certain things I know. If you're trying to sell me a food item, nope. And only on certain guns. By the way, you know, like if I'm seeking knowledge on a gun, I'm OK with or check. But there's just if you're a man and you're trying to tell me about skin care, I'm not listening to you. Maybe I would I will listen to a male dermatologist less than a female dermatologist because she's female. I'm female. Ladies got different needs. All right. Men can turn 80 and still be hot. Women, it's a little different. That's just beauty standards. It's just the way it is. I'm not listening to a dude talk about makeup or skincare or hair care or anything like that. That's not selling me. That is not selling me on anything. What woman watches that dude and goes, oh yeah, I think I want to try that. Who does that? I don't, I don't, that does not appeal to me as a woman. I don't, I don't find that appealing. Like the, the fat chicks and the Vicky secret. I don't buy Victoria's secret, but I can't even tell what those clothes would look like on my body. Everything's so distorted in an unhealthy manner. Morbidly obese manner. No. It's like if I see someone morbidly obese selling leggings on Athleta. Which, by the way, why are certain leggings that are used way more material and a certain size the same cost as leggings that use less material and are a different size? Are the leggings that use less material and of a different size subsidizing the manufacturer and sale of the larger leggings that have more material and use more labor? This is where my mind goes. So I can't... I can't see. It does not resonate with me. A dude selling me stuff does not resonate with me. Joe Biden trying to sell me a gun would not resonate with me. Like you don't know anything about guns. Right? Like you would not watch a baking show hosted by someone who can't bake. For that same reason.

SPEAKER 11 : 95:37

It's like going to you for football tips.

SPEAKER 05 : 95:39

It's like asking me about football. Right. Sidebar. Somebody did that.

SPEAKER 11 : 95:47

What?

SPEAKER 05 : 95:47

They didn't know. Someone didn't tell. This poor man making small talk. Because you know how you get in a group of people and everybody's talking. And my husband's talking. And his wife is talking. And our other friends are talking. Their friends are talking. We're all having cross conversations. And he's like, so, you know, coming from St. Louis, you know, to Dallas, you know, I guess, you know, were you into the Rams and all this stuff? And I'm like, oh, well, you know, I can, you know, do 30,000 foot. Then he starts getting into some technical stuff. And I have no idea what's happening. I don't know what is going on. Like if it was a plane flying and I had to fly to keep it from crashing, we'd all die. I don't even remember what he asked me. It was something technical. And I just looked at him and I go, is that a position? And I could tell very briefly it hit his face. Like he, he first thought, did I misspeak? Like maybe I didn't. And then, and then it hit him. No, it's her. She knows nothing about football. It's a deficit what I actually know about football. I think some of the positions are made up. I don't even think they're real. And I'm not going to pretend to like it.

SPEAKER 11 : 96:51

I think you call four or five different plays score downs.

SPEAKER 05 : 96:54

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER 11 : 96:55

Yeah, even though there's no score happening.

SPEAKER 05 : 96:58

I don't even know which way the hell you run on the field. I don't even know.

SPEAKER 08 : 97:01

Dana, who do you think should start at quarterback this week for the Falcons?

SPEAKER 05 : 97:13

That one guy.

SPEAKER 11 : 97:14

Open up your betting app. Hurry. Open up your betting app. She's about to give the answer.

SPEAKER 05 : 97:19

Yeah. I don't know. The coldest. I don't know. Mr. To ever do it? Yeah, Mr. To ever do it. Him. Okay. I don't know. Where are they at? I know nothing about football. I don't want to know nothing about football. It's okay. We're all different, right? We're all different. I can tell you about baseball. Can't help you with football. I actually know baseball. Cannot help. I didn't when my kids were playing. I was like, I don't even know what the hell I'm watching. I'm just like, whatever. My kids are like, Mom, why? Like my youngest is, you know, he knows it. He's, you know, gets into the strategy of it. And he's like, it really is like I'm like, that's great. You can sit here and tell me it's like chess a million times. Chess using people. That's great. I still have no idea what's happening. I love that he learned that apart from me. It's great. But it'd be like me telling you football. Well, this is who I think you all need to bet on this weekend. Or this is who you need to root for. If you listen to me, you'd be the dumbest person in the world. I can't even tell you where the Falcons are from. Where are they?

SPEAKER 12 : 98:26

What?

SPEAKER 05 : 98:26

Yeah, I don't know. It's a type of bird. I can tell you that much. And they're probably black and purple. I don't know.

SPEAKER 11 : 98:33

Atlanta would like to have a word.

SPEAKER 05 : 98:35

I don't know. Why does Atlanta get falcons? They need something Atlanta-y. Are there falcons in Atlanta? I don't know.

SPEAKER 11 : 98:40

I'm sure.

SPEAKER 05 : 98:42

See, this is what happens when you get outside your skill set. This is why you should not have a dude selling women's skin care. You see how uncomfortable that was? That's how us ladies feel. Whenever dudes try to get out there and sell us skin care or sell us makeup or morbidly obese chicks try to sell us lingerie at Vicky's Secret. No. Can't even see some of it on someone.

SPEAKER 11 : 99:03

I didn't even feel it fully until you started talking about football.

SPEAKER 05 : 99:06

Yeah, see, now you feel it. Now you know what it's like to be mansplained to by a man cosplaying as a woman telling you about lady stuff. Me going, taking you through that valley in football at that low point there. That's what it felt like. That's what it felt like, y'all. Some people think that I'm pretending at not knowing football, Cain. They actually think I'm faking it. Would you like to just really quickly say that that is not the case, in fact?

SPEAKER 11 : 99:36

Yes, that is not the case.

SPEAKER 05 : 99:38

It is a legitimate thing. Yeah, it is. Somebody offered to, they said you should take an online course about football. And I said I'd rather gouge my eyes out with used toothpicks from a flu-laden buffet. I think I'd rather do that. I'd rather have a gasoline enema than have to watch a thing about football. Sorry, there's just things I don't do. Camping is another. Pretending that you're homeless? No. No. We invented the house. We invented the house and electricity, and I'm not going to pretend. I have good girlfriends and family members who love camping, and I love that for you. I love that you love camping, not for me. I will go out in nature. I will shoot things, kill it. I will field dress it. I'll do whatever. But when I go to bed, we're going to have hot water and a soft comforter. That's what's going to happen. We're doing that. And we're not going to go dookie in a shed that's built over a poo cave. Not happening. Not doing it. Sorry. I draw the line. Port-a-potties are banned. No. Now you guys know. Now you know. So this... Oh, oh. So Lorraine says there's definitely a mothership out there. The Pentagon, quote, there's no so-called mothership launching drones towards the United States. That's exactly what someone hiding the fact that there's a mothership launching drones towards the United States would say.

SPEAKER 11 : 101:18

Wait, that's my line.

SPEAKER 05 : 101:19

That's exactly what they would say. Now, I had said... If the drones are all from an Iranian mothership, I'm disappointed because I was hoping for aliens. And literally everyone is going... Well, first someone said, aliens are not coming to this poo-hole planet unless they have saucer trouble. They're going to stay in their little saucers and keep the doors locked. They're not going to get out of here. They're going to be like, oh my gosh, we're in the trashy part of the solar system. We're here with the people who ban things on pancake syrup bottles. And they think that if they tape their... Male copulatory organs back towards their butts that they're women. That's, you know. You okay?

SPEAKER 08 : 102:03

You know, there's a rule.

SPEAKER 11 : 102:04

Aliens are just called.

SPEAKER 08 : 102:05

There's a rule in football called the tuck rule, and it has nothing to do with that.

SPEAKER 11 : 102:09

No, that's true.

SPEAKER 05 : 102:12

Yeah. I'm afraid to look that up. That's new information.

SPEAKER 08 : 102:15

The tuck rule? Yeah, you just catch a pass, and you have to turn before the fumble doesn't come out or a complete pass.

SPEAKER 05 : 102:22

Catching a pass. Wink. All right. Wink. There you go. Sounds like coded language to me.

SPEAKER 11 : 102:28

I think the aliens would just call quadruple A. That extra A is for alien.

SPEAKER 05 : 102:34

I don't know. I just, I was very, I don't know. I just, so the Pentagon's like, no, this is not happening. But I think it is. Sorry. I think you're lying. I'm just going to say, nope, there is. That's what I want. When Trump gets in, right after he's inaugurated, this is what I want to happen. I want him to go up on the stage. You know how they go up on the stage and they do the dance with the first lady and all that? All right. He can have his dance with Melania. But I want him to go first. All right. So, yes, Iran was launching drones out of a mothership and aliens are real. And we did find Bigfoot. That's all I want to know. And then you can go dance. Just drop that knowledge for me first.

SPEAKER 11 : 103:15

All that right there?

SPEAKER 05 : 103:16

Yeah, just right there. Right there.

SPEAKER 11 : 103:18

Right after the swearing in?

SPEAKER 05 : 103:19

You know how helpful it would be to eliminate all the small talk? By just being like, did you hear what POTUS said? Damn, Bigfoot's real. And there's aliens. And also Iranian mothership drones. What? That would be so good. Small talk is horrible at those events. Just saying. And we'd all have something to talk about. So it'd be great. It's what he needs to do. Just a small request. My birthday's next year. And Christmas is coming up, you know?

SPEAKER 13 : 103:46

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SPEAKER 05 : 103:58

Charles Barkley is hysterical. I don't know if you guys saw this from Inside the NBA, but they had an uncomfortable moment when Jay-Z came up. Watch.

SPEAKER 03 : 104:10

You think Jay-Z or... Probably not a good time right now. Or... You're silly, man. You're silly. You're wrong. You're silly, man. You're silly, man.

SPEAKER 04 : 104:22

Go see if you can fix the wall, will you, Shaq?

SPEAKER 03 : 104:24

Fix the wall, man. Here, back here. Fix the wall, man. I can fix the wall. My point was, you think Kendrick Lamar.

SPEAKER 05 : 104:32

He just goes and hides behind that podium. I read a story where it said Beyonce made Jay-Z walk the red carpet with Blue Ivy at that Mufasa premiere the day that those accusations dropped. And then everybody started watching that video. I usually don't get into like a lot of the gossip stuff, but I was fascinated when Beyonce's sister just about beat the hell out of Jay-Z in an elevator. I mean, that beefy bodyguard that was in there with him was not about, I mean, he barely could contain that woman. And Beyonce just stood there moving her train here and there. She just stood there in the middle. Didn't do nothing. Barely got in between them at one point. She was just standing there watching it. I mean, Solange Knowles was throwing her heels and everything. Like, geez, he needs to fear for his life. He made his wife's sister mad. That's like a person you don't make mad. Something's up. I don't know. But that was from a few years ago. Anyway, I think Charles Barkley's hysterical. He's too funny. All right, so... Before we went to break, we were telling you, we've got today's stupidity. Pentagon's denying the Iranian mothership thing. They're denying it. Today's stupidity, Cain?

SPEAKER 11 : 105:45

All right, it's going to be Biden. I mean, there's so much stupidity. The TikTokers and everyone else fawning over... We're going to get the Caitlin Clark stuff tomorrow. That CEO murder. But anyway, it's Biden. His teleprompter goes out, and he just didn't know what to do. This is a common theme with Democrats. Look at this.

SPEAKER 09 : 106:01

This is so bad. And you know, one of the things that's going on here, they just turned off my... I'm going to go vote. I lost the electricity here. Anyway, one of the things we found is that, you know, we invented the computer chip, the size of the tip of your little finger.

SPEAKER 11 : 106:20

All right. Okay. Time for nappy time, Grandpa.

SPEAKER 05 : 106:25

He's just still there. I don't know what he's doing, but he's still there. Yeah. That does it for us today, folks. I hope you have a great evening. Find us on Substack. Make sure you subscribe, Facebook, YouTube, like and subscribe. Back with you tomorrow.