In this riveting episode, we delve into the hot topic of the Doge dividend proposed by Trump, examining the varied perspectives of Americans on fiscal responsibility versus personal gain. With a backdrop of the alarming fentanyl crisis discussed fervently in the studios, we connect the dots between illegal immigration and economic woes, exploring how these pressing issues are interlinked with national security. Join us as Mike Geller uncovers layers of policy decisions, media influence, and the complexities of modern conservatism.
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He’s the happy conservative warrior. From the Relief Factor Studios, here’s Mike Geller.
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I had a funny feeling about the U.S.-Canada hockey game last night. I don’t know. I just had a hunch that maybe the U.S. couldn’t pull it off. Did you watch the game? I don’t even know what it is. I’m not a huge hockey fan, admittedly. I think these are… professional hockey players from our country, and I guess theirs, right? Playing some kind of multi-country tournament, four countries. And look, how do you get mad at Canada? I can get mad at a lot of countries around the world. There’s plenty of countries I can get mad at. I can get mad at Mexico. I can get mad at the UK. I can get mad at France. For some reason, I don’t have it in me to get mad at Canada. So I’m not really heartbroken that we lost last night. If you didn’t hear, it was overtime. Heartbreaking loss. 3-2. Canada won. Trudeau dunked on Trump. Because Trump is trolling Canada by threatening to make them the 51st state. Look, I’m not one to criticize or contradict my president. You know how much I appreciate him. He’s trolling them. There’s all this media analysis. Oh, I think he might be serious. Oh, it might be real. He doesn’t want to make Canada the 51st state. Would you knock it off? And he does these trolls. He does these things. I was watching The Five yesterday. It was tolerable because Harold Ford was on. One of these days, maybe we ought to interview Harold Ford. I like him more and more. I know he’s a Democrat, but he’s a reasonable Democrat. And there are some left. I cannot tolerate Jessica Tarloff. I cannot stand Richard, what’s his name, Fowler. They’ve got a couple of them on there that are just useless, but Harold is pretty reasonable. Kind of a moderate Democrat, and he gives Trump and the Republicans credit often when others will not. And so I forget who it was that did a monologue. It was probably Gutfeld. Gutfeld, incidentally, who’s now the king of the hill. Man, they did a cover story on him in Variety magazine this week and point out that he clobbers everybody in the ratings. He’s beating all of the unfunny late-night comedians on ABC, NBC, and CBS. He beats them all. And, you know, it’s funny. It’s subjective. TV shows are subjective. What you like, I don’t like. What I may like, you don’t like. It’s okay. I don’t like that show. I don’t like that. This is just me. I don’t like the cat timph and the tyrus and the comics they always say. I don’t know. I don’t like it. It’s a studio audience. It just feels forced and canned. But, hey, what do I know? The show does great in the ratings. People are watching it. And somebody did a monologue. It was either Jesse or Greg on The Five yesterday. And I’m almost positive it was Greg. Laughing about the way Trump continues to troll the media and they fall for it every single time. They constantly fall for it. They are always taking the bait. Whether it’s, we’re going to make Canada the 51st state. Tracy, it’d be great if we could find that, or Christian, find that monologue. And it was about halfway into the show yesterday on The Five. And I’m almost positive it was Greg Gutfeld. And he was joking about how it’s hysterical how the media continually falls for it. He made an analogy of like throwing… Oh, you know who it was? It was Jesse. It was Jesse talking about… Trump acts like the big brother and the media, the mainstream media, is the little sister. And you know how the big brother is constantly flicking the ears of the little sister? You know how the big brother is constantly picking on the little sister? And she falls for it every time. He flicks her ears or he taps her on the back and makes her turn around. And it’s, Mom, Dad, Johnny’s picking on me again. That’s Trump with the media. And they do it every time. They always fall for it. They always take him seriously. Every single time. Every single time. We’re going to make Canada the 51st state. Oh, no. He’s going to make Canada the 51st state. And he has no intention of making Canada the 51st state. And so Canadians are all freaked out. They’re booing our Star Spangled Banner. I mean, the only reason I wanted us to win last night was because the Canadians booed the Star Spangled Banner. But then last night, when they sang the Canadian anthem, Americans booed it. And when the national anthem, the United States, the American anthem was sung, the national anthem was sung, It gave me chills because the whole arena in Boston did a full-throated, rousing, in unison rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. And it was a beautiful moment. And look, you want to boo us, Canada? We’ll boo you back. Who cares? Christian has a B-roll that we play on Salem News Channel that I saw a moment ago. of the United States-Canada rivalry, and there’s fans outside the arena. And the two of these guys are like chest-bumping each other, and they’re yelling at each other. But then at the end of the B-roll, everybody’s kind of fist-pumping each other and shaking hands and laughing together. That’s how it is with Canada. We got nothing against Canada. It’s not the end of the world. Meanwhile, good things continue to come out of the White House. J.D. Vance telling CPAC yesterday, look, we get illegals out of America and make sure American tax dollars go to the American people. That’s how you solve the fiscal crisis. We had a really interesting debate yesterday about the idea of this Doge dividend. And look, I want to make sure you understand me here because there was a caller, I think from Houston, who said he had $100 to his name, but he doesn’t want to take the $5,000 as proposed potentially by the Trump administration because we’ve got to pay down the debt. And I’m like, wait a minute. You’re dead broke. You’ve got kids probably. You don’t have any money, and you would reject a $5,000 payment, which came from the wasteful spending that Trump is uncovering with Doge. Are you kidding me? I mean, I don’t want to call you any names, but how dopey is that? Take the money. And then a lot of you called in and said, well, I wouldn’t take it either, and I don’t have a lot of money, but we’ve got to pay down the debt. We’ve got to pay down the deficit. And that’s very noble that you want to pay down the deficit. You want to know how to pay down the deficit? Take $5,000 and pay off your bills. Do you have credit card debt? Do you owe maybe five grand in credit card bills? Take the $5,000 from Doge and pay off your credit cards. You’re paying down your own personal deficit. You’re handling your affairs. And Trump’s argument is, Let’s give this back to the taxpayer. And I’ve kind of done a little bit of a deep dive on the idea of this Doge payment. Like, look, it may not happen. It could be a long shot. But then again, with this guy, anything could happen. And yes, as many of you pointed out, this would only be reserved for those of us who’ve paid federal income tax. You haven’t paid federal income tax, you don’t get a $5,000 Doge dividend payment back. But if you’ve paid your federal taxes… It’s like Eric Hansen from my team brought up yesterday. We want a refund. Give us some of our money back. We’re not happy with the services you’re providing. With all this waste and all this corruption and USAID and all this crap, all the stupid stuff we’ve been studying the tsetse flies in Sudan at our expense, give me some of my money back. And that’s kind of what this does. So I want to revisit this for just a few minutes here on a Friday episode of the Mike Gallagher Show in the Relief Factor Studios. Our number is 800-655-MIKE. Let’s spend a couple of minutes. Talking about, and again, I’m going to respect you, and I respect the guy in Houston. Hey, he’s looking out for his country, I guess. He doesn’t have any, he’s got $100 to his name, but he doesn’t want $5,000 that Dojan covers because he wants to pay down the deficit. It’s a noble argument. I don’t know how realistic that is. But let’s open our phone lines up and dive into it together. 800-655-MIKE, 800-655-6453. Call or text, however you get here. Get here and join us on a Friday episode of The Mike Gallagher Show. There’s no better time than right now to call my friends at PhD weight loss and nutrition to start your journey to a healthier you. As I hear from you about how PhD weight loss and nutrition has changed your life. I know that each one of us has had our own reasons for starting. I started my journey because I gained enough weight and was ready to make a change. I sat down with Dr. Ashley Lucas. And like they say, the rest was history. I lost 53 pounds and I’ve kept it off. We all have different reasons for starting. 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He’s the happy conservative warrior. From the Relief Factor Studios, here’s Mike Deller.
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I have to tell you that coming into work these days, you have an extra spring in your step. It’s so different from what it was during the Biden administration. I’m getting a lot of text messages and calls from our Chicagoland folks, our audience in Chicago. and in Illinois where there was a horrific discovery of enough fentanyl to kill 1.5 million people. And, of course, it was illegals. The police had to go through a dangerous chase to capture the illegals who were carrying around enough fentanyl to kill over 1.5 million people. You know, the stakes are high, but the solution is easy. People like Jake Tapper talk about the cruelty of the Trump administration. And the Jake Tappers of the world ignore the cruelty of having enough fentanyl to kill 1.5 million people. I have friends who lost their kids to fentanyl overdoses. We know of the fentanyl epidemic with illegals bringing drugs into our country, poisoning and killing American citizens. And it’s real simple. Despite the media’s effort to make you feel like Trump is being cruel, Trump is being mean, the administration doesn’t care, we’re going to see crying babies, where is mama going, where is papa going, this is terrible. The reality is clear. You want to make America great again? We have to get illegal immigrants out of the country. And I know that sounds harsh. Perhaps Vice President J.D. Vance can persuade you. If I’m not persuasive enough, here’s what he said this week at CPAC.
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Everything the president has done on the border, we have got to empower him to do it, not just for a month, but for the next four years. And we’ve got to hire more Border Patrol agents. We’ve got to give Tom Homan and Stephen Miller and Chrissy Noem the resources they need to secure the border. And… Not to return to the border, but I think so many of our issues come back to the border. Because if you take 30, 40 million illegal aliens, you take Medicare fraud, Social Security fraud, why are we taking the people’s Social Security payments and giving it to illegal aliens? We know that’s happening in the United States of America today. We’ve got to stop it. If you get control of the border, Mercedes, you do more to control the fiscal problem, the financial problems that we have in this country than almost anything. Get illegal aliens out of our country. Make sure American tax dollars go to American people. That is how you solve the fiscal crisis in the United States of America.
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Now, hard to disagree with that, one would think, but the left and the Democrats disagree mightily. This week, President Trump signed an executive order that halts the subsidization of illegal immigration with American taxpayer dollars. The order directs federal departments and agencies to identify all federally funded programs currently providing financial benefits to illegals. No more. No more. The well is dry. The inn is full. Sorry. No more room at the inn. for a family that swims across the Rio Grande in the middle of the night and wants to take our health care benefits and our educational opportunities and push away American citizens. And that new day is here, and it’s a day to be grateful. Vice President Vance mentioned Stephen Miller. Every single day we should play Stephen Miller expertly swatting away the legacy media. Here was yesterday’s example.
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It is true that many of the people in this room for four years failed to cover the fact that Joe Biden was mentally incompetent and was not running the country. It is also true that many people in this room who have used this talking point that Elon is not elected fail to understand how government works. So I’m glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson. A president is elected by the whole American people. He’s the only official in the entire government That is elected by the entire nation. Right? Judges are appointed. Members of Congress are elected at the district or state level. Just one man. And the Constitution, Article 2, has a clause known as the Vesting Clause. And it says the executive power shall be vested in a president. Singular. The whole will of democracy is imbued into the elected president. That president that appoints staff… to then impose that democratic will onto the government. The threat to democracy, indeed the existential threat to democracy, is the unelected bureaucracy of lifetime tenured civil servants who believe they answer to no one, who believe they can do whatever they want without consequence, who believe they can set their own agenda no matter what Americans vote for. So Americans vote for radical FBI reform, And FBI agents say they don’t want to change. Or Americans vote for radical reform in our energy policies, but EPA bureaucrats say they don’t want to change. Or Americans vote to end DEI, racist DEI policies, and lawyers in the Department of Justice say they don’t want to change. What President Trump is doing is he is removing federal bureaucrats who are defying democracy by failing to implement his lawful orders which are the will of the whole American people.
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Guy is so good, and they hate him. The left hates him. The media hates him. They hate him so much because, well, he tells the truth, and he does it in a very transparent way. And, of course, let’s talk about the legacy media for just a moment. Apparently Axios is in some hot water because Axios has gone along with calling the Gulf of America the Gulf of America. Never again will I call it the Gulf of Mexico. It’s the Gulf of America. Now, the AP doesn’t want to call it the Gulf of America. They want to defy the change. But it’s the Gulf of America. And I live in a community on the Gulf of America. I keep forgetting to remember. I forget that. Tampa Bay is on the Gulf of America, not the Gulf of Mexico. When I first moved to Florida, I lived on the Gulf. Back then, I lived on the Gulf of Mexico. Now I live near the Gulf of America in Tampa Bay. And the media, of course, doesn’t know how to handle everything that’s coming out of the White House. And Tracy, my producer, found this clip I was looking for, Jesse Waters yesterday, on Fox News Channel’s The Five. This is a perfect way to describe Trump’s relationship with the legacy media.
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Jesse said this is like Trump treating the media like his little sister. You know, when you’re a little sister, you’re like always flicking her ear and stealing her food. I still feel bad about it. Teasing her about her boyfriend and sticking like a dead mouse on her bike. She falls for it every time. I only did that once. Trump has an arsenal of these little provocations that he uses with the media. And every time it works, I’m going to do another four years. And then they go crazy or he calls himself a genius. 51st state. First state. And the media, they think they’re like the guardrails for the country when they, like, go crazy. No. Trump’s just throwing water balloons at you guys, and we’re all laughing at you. Perfectly put.
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He’s right. Trump’s throwing water balloons. Oh, yeah, he’s going to do an extra term. He’s going to do four more years. Oh, I’m the king. Long live the king. He’s not a king. This is terrible. They just, like, flicking the earlobes of your little sister. And the pathetic mainstream media falls for it every time. That’s why you’re here. That’s why you tune in to the Mike Gallagher Show every day here in the Relief Factor Studios. 800, because we’re the alternative. We’re the antidote to the mainstream media. And we’re proud to be in that role. One call does it all. Call or text 800-655-MIKE. 800-655-6455. 5-3. Portions of our show brought to you by MyPillow. And I do want to tell you, I got a message from Mike Lindell himself today. This is an amazing offer. Free shipping on everything. So if you’ve thought about getting the mattress topper, which comes in a big box, and that mattress topper is like three inches of heaven. You take it and put it on any mattress, turn it into the most comfortable bed in the world. And it comes in a big box. You unfold it and everything. You unpack it. Well, guess what? For a limited time, free shipping on anything you order. Mike Lindell is so grateful to this audience for your constant support of MyPillow. They’ve tried to cancel him, too, just like they’re trying to cancel RFK Jr. and everybody else. It isn’t working because you’re standing in the breach. You’re defending this great American company. And for a limited time, not only can you get the classic standard MyPillow for only $14.98, limit $10, please, because that’s a crazy low price, the MySlippers, the doggy beds, the flannel sheets, even the mattress itself. You can get a MyPillow mattress, which has thousands of cooling points. It has the patented technology from MyPillow in the mattress. And best part of all… Free shipping. Free shipping as a thank you for your support for a limited time. So go to MyPillow.com, look for the Mike Gallagher Specials Square, click on that box, and with anything you order, enter the promo code MikeG. MyPillow.com, promo code MikeG. MyPillow.com, promo code MikeG. Or call 800-928-6034. 800-928-6034, like we love to sing. For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world, visit MyPillow.com. Promo code MikeG.
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I hear that, you know, they’re upset about not having a seat. Well, they’ve had a seat for three years and a long time before that. This could have been settled very easily. Just a half-baked negotiator could have settled this years ago.
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In the ReliefFactor.com studios, here’s Mike.
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All right, we found the right clip. We don’t want to clip it off at the punchline. So here’s the punchline. When the CNN host challenges poor Joe Walsh, the fierce Trump-hating ex-Republican. Now, of course, he loves the Democrats, he hates Trump, and he’ll go anywhere where he has a chance to trash Trump. Even the CNN host thought that poor Joe went too far.
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Donald Trump is saying everything Vladimir Putin would say. And you mentioned the American people generally don’t care about what’s going on over there. The American president right now could be a plant, could be a Russian asset. I mean, think about that. Here I am. I know it’s early in the morning to say something like that. But think about that. And if the American people don’t care about that, that Putin might have something on Trump, that he’s an asset, that he’s a plant, that he’s doing the bidding of Vladimir Putin. If the American people don’t care about that. Well, the thing is, listen, I’m sorry to get off the topic.
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We don’t have evidence of that.
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We don’t have any evidence of that, Mr. Walsh. Please don’t get us sued because of your crazed wild-eye theory. Look, go with that. Trump’s a plant. He’s a plant. He’s a Russian asset. He’s a KGB agent, Joe. He really is. We ought to send Joe a little gift of those nesting eggs from Russia. With Trump’s head inside. You know those eggs that you pull out and it’s like layer after layer? And then you get to the littlest one. It’ll be a little tiny, little head of Donald Trump. And let’s go back to Jasmine Crockett for just a moment. I’ve got to play that clip one more time. You know what her net worth is? I’m looking online here about Jasmine Crockett. Now, she makes $174,000 a year as a member of the U.S. Congress, right? Right. Let’s listen to her again poo-poo the idea of a Dodge dividend payment that Americans who have paid taxes, paid federal income tax, could possibly get $5,000 apiece. Listen to her spinning this. She’s going to defend the COVID payments. And, of course, there were billions of dollars of fraud associated with people, businesses, and individuals who collected money from the government, which means from us, our money. All kinds of fraud, all kinds of waste. And you’re going to love the part where she says, well, we’re not in the business of giving out money. Really? Here’s Jasmine Crockett.
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Now, President Trump says he likes the idea of giving some of the savings from Doge back to Americans as kind of a dividend. Would you support that? Listen, he’s just telling a lie. He’s not the one that had anything to do with the twelve hundred dollar refunds that people had during the midst of COVID that was done by a Democratic House and Democratic Senate. Right now, what they’re going to do is say, hey, we want to give you a refund, but Congress won’t let us because they already know that there’s just no money for that. So, no, we are not in the business of giving out money. And honestly, I don’t know what five thousand dollars will do for you.
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We could isolate the last part of that, Christian, and play it on a loop. We’re not in the business of giving out money, and frankly, I don’t know what $5,000 would do for you. Well, look, according to stuff you see online, and I don’t know how accurate this is, her net worth is anywhere from $4 to $5 to $9 million. Look at this site. Jasmine Crockett is estimated to be worth… $9 million in 2025. In addition to a $174,000 salary, she also earns rental income from her multiple real estate assets. Her stock portfolio has grown at a staggering 60% in the last year alone, according to Doge. She was a successful lawyer before becoming a politician. She was a lawyer? You imagine having her as your attorney? And her real estate assets… This is a congresswoman from Texas. According to online resources, she owns a $2 million townhouse in Dallas… a $1.5 million loft in Austin, and a $1.5 million lakefront cabin in Galveston. A congresswoman who goes on national TV, goes on ABC, and I don’t know what $5,000 is going to do for anybody. Well, of course you don’t think that. That would barely cover the light bill for all your properties. You’re a multimillionaire. How about Bernie Sanders? You ever look into his net worth? You know, socialist Bernie Sanders, a man of the people? I mean, I happen to be stumbling across all these congressmen and what they’re worth. And they all make, you know, again, $174,000. He’s worth over $15 million. These are not serious people. These are clowns. These are circus clowns. But look, they’re well-paid circus clowns. You can insult Jasmine Crockett all you want. I know people have called her garbage and she’s trash. But she’s very, very well compensated. She’s managed to turn that paltry $174,000 salary… into a net worth of $9 million-plus. Line one, according to Teresa, is Helen in Philadelphia, and the topic is Hitler is literally in the White House now. Should we take that call? Do we want to take this call? It’s a Friday. It’s been a week. Let’s do it. Let’s have a little fun. I want to give Helen the opportunity to speak her mind. Hello, Helen. Hi. How are you? Not well. Uh-oh, what’s wrong? You upset? No, I’m worried about the country. Are you worried? Well, look, according to what you told Teresa, you think Hitler’s in the White House.
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I don’t think he’s in the White House. I know.
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Adolf’s in the White House?
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Well, he’s never going to get out. I’m telling you, he planned this. He discussed all of this, how one man can control a whole country of people. And this is how Hitler did it, how Putin did it, how Kim did it. This is how they do it. He brought a Gestapo with him. That guy, that German, and he goes around and he fires every single body in the White House almost.
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Clears them out.
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Everybody just walks around and just says, I mean, FBI? I know. Oh, my God. You’ve got to be kidding me. This is exactly what the…
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I was at the White House earlier this week. I don’t know if you heard that. I broadcast. I went there on Wednesday of this week, and I had a chance to talk to him in the Oval Office. You know what he told me? And this is going to maybe alarm you and make your day even worse. He says he’s never leaving.
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Oh, no, no, no, honey. That’s what I said. Yes, you’re right. He’s never going to leave.
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He didn’t want me to tell anybody, Helen, but I’m afraid I feel a civic duty.
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No, it’s okay. You should tell everybody.
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He’s never going to leave. He’s going to be there for as long as he’s alive.
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I know. I know. It’s so sad.
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Well, Helen, hang in there. I know you’re having a bad day, but please, please take comfort. because it’s going to be all right. And look, someday the Lord’s going to call us home. I mean, Trump’s going to outlive all of us, unfortunately, and he’s never leaving the White House, Helen. Just keep that in mind as you go through your day. He is never going to leave. He’s going to be president for the next 20 years.
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I just got a text from the White House. Helen, look, I don’t want to make your day even worse than it already is. But, Helen, I have, as you might know, and I’ve interviewed President Trump probably, what, 19, 20 times, been to the Oval Office several times. I was at the White House this week, and I have a pretty direct contact with President Trump. And he happened to be listening, Helen, and I’m a little worried, but… they’re going to try to keep tabs on you going forward. And President Trump has dispatched Elon Musk and Doge to monitor your activities in Philadelphia there. Look, again, I just feel an obligation to give you a heads up on that. I want you to know, I didn’t really understand a lot of what you were saying about calling him Hitler and all that, but look, you could be right. I mean, he told me he was never leaving the office, and he told me just a moment ago that they’re going to kind of keep you on the radar. So, Helen, be sure, be sure to be very careful about your taxes. Make sure you pay all your taxes. Be careful of anything you’re doing on social media. Because I regret to inform you that I think the White House is watching. Because that’s what fascists and dictators and people do. Jeff in Connecticut said, Mike, you forgot to tell Helen to go in peace. Remember the clip when President Trump couldn’t understand the reporter from Afghanistan the other day? Oh, this was classic. This is what I should have said to poor Helen. And incidentally, there are a number of people texting me right now saying she can’t be real. Helen and Philly cannot be real. There are people like her. There really are. They are destroyed by the outcome of the November election. They just thought Kamala had it in the bag. Remember, this is a classic exchange. You wouldn’t hear this from Joe Biden.
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And I have a little hard time understanding you. Where are you from?
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Actually, it’s a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent. The only problem is I can’t understand a word you’re saying. But I just say this. Good luck. Live in peace.
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That’s right. So, Helen, I just say this to you, Helen in Philly. Good luck and go live in peace. OK, and it doesn’t sound like you got a lot of peace right now in your life, which worries me a little bit. Here’s is it Michael or Mikkel? Line two, Iowa. Who’s this? That’s you. Mickle? Hello, Mike. Hello. Mickle. Mickle. All right. Nice to see you. Nice to have you on the show, Mickle. What’s up?
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Yes. Love to talk to you, Mike. It’s great. Love the show.
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Thank you very much. I appreciate that very much.
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I’ve got it figured out. Yeah, yes. I’ve got it figured out as to how Trump will be able to stay in office for the rest of eternity.
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How?
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And I know they’ll be able to pull this off with Elon’s intelligence that if you ever saw the TV show, it was a cartoon called Futurama. And in there, they took all the presidents and encapsulated their heads so they could live on forever. And Nixon was a big one that they had.
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I thought, well, you know, the rumor was Walt Disney did that. Like cryogenically frozen the head? Yeah. Yep. Yep.
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So I figure, you know, they’ll be able to figure this out. And when Trump’s body is too far gone, but his mind will still be there. Right. He’ll just encapsulate his head in this jar.
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He’ll have him in a jar. And he’ll be able to rule forever. Like in a bubble, like a giant bubble, like the Wizard of Oz. You do know you’ve just completely ruined Helen’s day, right, Mikkel? You’ve completely scared. I mean, she’s already having a rough day. And the idea that Trump, but yeah, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me get a text message. Oh, it’s from the White House. Mike Mikkel is correct. My head will be cryogenically frozen, and I will be around forever to be the president for all of eternity. I mean, what are you going to do? And what do you do with folks like Helen? How do you convince people who are miserable and sad and angry and desperate, they don’t like any aspect of it? I don’t even know how you even reason with people like Helen. Rick’s in Houston, Texas. Hey, Rick, what’s up?
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Hey, Mike, just wanted to give you something to think about as an option to term limits for Congress and Senate. What about if we make them do periodic lie detector tests? Nice. Just kind of random. And, you know, we do that for security forces, government people. Some of them have to do that just to. prove that they’re loyal, why not Congress? I mean, how can you make all this money with only a salary of $174,000?
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Well, this is what comes up over and over again with Jasmine Crockett. I know you’re referring to her net worth. And I don’t know if it’s $4 million or $5 million or $9 million. If you make $174,000 a year living in Dallas, Texas as a congresswoman, a lot of people would come up with the very strange The very reasonable question, how are you a multimillionaire? Do you know how many multimillionaires there are in the U.S. Congress? It’s obscene. And not that making money is obscene, but the Bernie Sanders of the world, the Nancy Pelosi’s of the world, who have done nothing in their lives other than be public servants, are filthy rich. Why do you suppose that is? Helen, I know exactly what you need. Helen, I’m going to encourage you. We can all commiserate together on the Patriots Alaska cruise. Because, Helen, I’ll bet you’re a Patriot. You’re a Patriot, right? Helen, join us August the 16th through the 24th. Mike Gallagher, Larry Elder, Joe Piscopo, Jennifer Horn. Helen, four of your favorite people will be hosting the Patriots Alaska cruise, the Holland America Eurodam. We’re going to set sail out of Seattle. We’ll go through the last frontier. On board, Helen, you’re going to be part of thought-provoking events on the ship. It’s more than just a cruise. It’s a chance to engage with fellow patriots. And, Helen, you’re invited. Space is limited. Don’t wait to book your stateroom. They’re going fast, too. We’re well over 200 people now. We’re going to have a great time. Larry and I will be your co-hosts. And there’s nothing like an Alaskan cruise. Denise and the kids and I went on one years ago. I took her mom and dad along, too. We had so much fun. whale watching and seeing all the bald eagles and the joy. Go to TravelWithSalem.com. TravelWithSalem.com. TravelWithSalem.com for the Patriots Alaska cruise. And, of course, portions of our show are brought to you by our friend Dean Owen. I had a chance to talk to Dean. You want a CPA who’s one of us? You want a CPA who’s our kind of folks? Well, Dean Owen is that kind of guy. Dean Owen CPA. This is a guy who’s got a – I’m going to give you a phone number because he’s a good guy. He’s rated one of the top firms in America. 270-449-1678. 270-449-1678. 5 5 4 0 7 2 0 actually is the number to call for Owen Dino and CPA. They specialize in helping families and businesses reduce their tax burden and build financial and tax plans aligned with your goals and values, trusted experts. And there’s just one of a kind Dino and CPA. You want a CPA CPA? Who’s one of us call 2 7 0 5 5 4 0 7 2 0 2 7 0 5 5 4 0 7 2 0.
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