In this episode, brace yourself for a thrilling exploration of strange and bizarre incidents that span from the swamps of Florida to the vastness of outer space. We tackle controversial educational narratives, law firm triumphs, and unexpected UFO testimonies that have even the most experienced military personnel astounded. Hear firsthand accounts of Florida’s notorious lifestyle, discover the potential threats of identity theft, and unravel the myth of alien life forms.
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Dana Lash’s Absurd Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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golly okay i mean i have a story about a boar uh about uh oh the lady who practiced medicine without a license uh who i mean we got some we got some stuff well let’s so half-naked florida man hides in a pinellas park teen’s bedroom closet after she met him online this is how you get murked This guy crawled into her bedroom window, hid in her closet. An officer searched the house. He met a teenage girl online. This is why you need to know what your kids are doing online. They found 26-year-old Alicia Soto. She was 16. He was partially undressed and so totally arrested. The homeowners had no idea he was in their house. Oh, my God. Watch your girl. What’s she doing online talking to these people?
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How do you survive? In my house, have I discovered that? Oh, my gosh. Sorry. You know leaving in your own power.
SPEAKER 04 :
I mean, you would understand. Why does Dana have an industrial-sized wood chipper? She likes mulch. That’s why I’m not slightly joking. Uh, he was totally arrested. Uh, let’s see here. We also have, uh, let me get, hang on. Let me, I want to get to the boar story because part of me is like free bacon and also wild pigs like are terrifying. I don’t, one of my funniest stories ever was a friend of mine from New York city who could not understand the whole wild pig thing. They just thought they were all cute and pink and like in the wild, like, right, right. you know, doing that. And I’m like, dude, no, I’m like, they’re not like that.
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And I, it was like razorbacks.
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Yeah. I’m like, it’s called razor. Exactly. I’m like, their tusks will literally like shred your hunting pants, which you couldn’t cut with scissors normally. And they, it was, it was just hysterical to kind of like watch them, you know, deal with that. Anyway, this wild boar crashed through a sliding door and then just hung out in this Florida house. Edward Wells, 82 years old now. God love him. He’s minding his own business in his house, right? He’s in Florida. And a wild 300-pound wild boar smashes through his sliding door. And there was a tense standoff because they had to bring deputies out. Wells sent a message to his daughter and he goes, I text her and tell her I’m alive. But they were able to. He said he goes, his thirst, his first thought, bless his heart, was that he was being bombed. He goes, I thought, oh, my God, we’re being bombed. And it was just a massive bore. That’s what he said. The deputies arrived and they got some of the standoff with the wild animal on body camera footage. But they said that it still remains on the loose and they’re telling people to keep their distance. Those things are crazy. That’s the one thing that I would not.
SPEAKER 03 :
Are they not allowed to shoot them or something?
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Well, I think that they were trying to, I don’t know what they were doing on the floor. I mean, they’re kind of nuisance, right? Yeah. I mean, that’s the one thing that I’m actually, of all the animals to hunt, that’s the one I, have you all read, like, what was it, Old Yeller? Is it Old Yeller? No, Where the Red Fern Grows? Oh, my gosh. Oh, the saddest dog stories ever. Let’s see here. Florida man caught on body cam video swinging, again, a machete at a police officer at a Walmart. I think an order, I think if you move to Florida or if you’re born there, like before you leave the hospital, it’s like, here’s your baby’s machete and it’s my first machete and you grow up with it. Or if you move to Florida, and I’m just speculating, I think sometimes you know how you get them little coupons in the mailers, you know, it’s like, welcome to the neighborhood. Here’s a bunch of coupons, like also a machete. Just because everybody has one. And when I joke about this with my Florida friends, they all, every one of them, without fail, they’re like, well, yeah, it’s like swampy and it’s kind of a jungle here. You live in a suburb. Like, you have a bass boat. What are you talking about? Like, you don’t live in the jungle. Anyway, a Florida man got arrested because he was swinging a machete at Fort Pierce Police outside of Walmart. He was walking through the store. They called the cops on him. They were thinking he was stealing stuff, too. Cops responded. He was taken into custody. Our friends over at All Family Pharmacy that I relied on so unbelievably heavily when we were out with MRC. I’m going to tell you something. I had, I can’t even pronounce it, but there are two different types of anti-nausea. One’s emotion sickness and one’s anti-nausea. And I took both of them because we had two days on open sea where it was pretty rough. I would not have been on that boat had it not been for what I got at All Family Pharmacy. And they got it to me in two days. You can get everything in two to four days. You can get things overnight in a pinch if you need it. They have antibiotics. They have anti-nausea meds. They have your daily medications. Ladies, they got Latisse for yo eyelashes. They got everything. Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, NAD+, you name it, they have it. And it’s all with the doctor’s prescription that ships all over the country. And like I said, you can get it fast. And one of the other things I appreciate about what All Family Pharmacy does is that everything that they have, all the inputs are from, are here in the U.S. of A. So you’re not getting anything. you know, any kind of foreign inputs and medication that’s been manufactured using foreign ingredients. So you choose what you need, not insurance or risk-averse physicians, and you take control of your health. Take your medical freedom back. Visit allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana and use code Dana10. That’s allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana, code Dana10. It’s your health and your choice.
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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today?
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It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
SPEAKER 10 :
That’s pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion won. $20 billion is an insane number.
SPEAKER 11 :
Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It’s actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
SPEAKER 10 :
Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
SPEAKER 11 :
Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.
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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s large injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
SPEAKER 11 :
Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you.
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We mentioned this Texas A&M story. I don’t know if you guys saw some of this. This is pretty unbelievable. So there’s an A&M dean who was removed over complaints over curriculum. It all had to do with a video of this student who was in class and the teacher began going into the, you know, et cetera, et cetera, DEI, gender, whatever. And then the crazy thing is that the student was then targeted, right? And it was like they were gaslighting the student into making her think. She got kicked out of class because she challenged it. And then they tried to blackmail the student so that she doesn’t go back to class so the professor can keep teaching. And then the student went to Mark Welsh, who’s the president. And he was just like, yeah, whatever. Kind of just dismissed her altogether. Whatever. You’re the one picking the fight. And now there’s a lot of bombshell video and audio. Can we play the original video? Because this is how it started. The student in the classroom and this teacher was trying to be very unscientific flat earther and argue about the multitude of genders. Listen. This is how it starts.
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Well, then we do get to our last stop.
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I just have a question because I’m not entirely sure this is legal to be teaching Because according to our president, there’s only two genders and he said that he would be freezing Agencies funding programs that promote promote gender ideology And this also very much goes against I not only myself but a lot of people’s religious beliefs and so I I’m not going to participate in this because it’s not legal and I don’t want to promote something that is against our president’s laws as well as against my religious beliefs.
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Yes.
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Can you explain to me how teaching us about gender identity and transgenderism and that there’s more sexism… Gender is illegal. Huh? My gender isn’t illegal.
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Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER 08 :
Gender? What do you mean? Your gender is not illegal. According to President Trump’s executive order, if you want me to read the paragraph in that order itself.
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If you are uncomfortable in this class, you do not have the right to leave.
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Yes.
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What we are doing is not illegal. And if you would like to move your hands, you need to talk to the department or the head of my department.
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Well, I’ve already been in contact. The student went to the president and the president basically browbeat the student and they tried to get her to shut up so that the teacher could keep teaching. And then they try to cover the whole thing up. And now the video is out and you can see kicked out of class because they were objecting to non-scientific transgender indoctrination, brainwashing. None of this is based in science. And then the A&M president was defending this alphabet teacher. This has nothing to do with education. Nothing to do with education. So the professor has been fired now, and technically it is true they did act contrary to Texas law. And then the Texas A&M president, Mark Welsh, issued a statement saying, I learned this afternoon that key leaders in the colleges of arts and sciences approved plans to continue teaching course content that was not consistent with our course’s published description. I directed the provost to remove the dean and the department head from their positions, etc., etc., You know, we have to keep our words to our students and the state of Texas. But then why did this guy berate the student who came into his office? And that’s an audio recording. So we know that that exists because that I mean, it’s it’s an audio recording. They recorded it. And the Texas is one party consent and it’s public. We’re going to talk more about this here coming up because they the president was really trying to cover their backside here. and the media is going to run defense for the fired professor, the audacity of that professor to sit there and go, well, I have the expertise on it. You have the expertise. What expertise allows you to say that there’s more than two genders? I mean, that’s not expertise. That’s you being an insufferable twit, and you’re pushing your political ideology on your students. That’s not education. That’s brainwashing. It’s the folks over at Kel-Tec, the PR57. It is their pistol chambered in 5.7. It’s a rotary barrel pistol, and it’s the lightest 5.7 that is on the market. And it’s actually, I think, what, like significantly smaller than other 5.7s that are on the market. And they accomplish this in a couple of different ways. You have the rotary barrel, right? But you also have a very innovative top-loading design. And so they replaced the traditional magazine with actual stripper clips. So that gives it a slimmer carry profile. and also maintains a 20-plus-1 capacity. Super affordable MSRP of only $399. Low recoil for ease of use and accuracy. Super simple and reliable. Super easy field strip also. And it’s chambered in 5.7. The PR-57 made here in the USA. You can learn more about this at caltechweapons.com. That’s K-E-L-T-E-C, weapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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I bet you’ve probably been to the doctor’s office in the past few months. I bet you had to hand over personal info like your insurance, your ID, maybe even your social security number. And I bet you weren’t thinking about how your doctor is just one of many places that has your personal information. If any one of them isn’t careful, it’s a good bet they could accidentally expose your details to hackers and identity theft. putting you at risk. Fortunately, LifeLock monitors hundreds of millions of data points a second for threats to your identity. If your identity is stolen, a LifeLock U.S.-based restoration specialist will fix it, guaranteed, or your money back, with plans covering up to $3 million for stolen funds and expenses. Don’t take chances with your personal info. Help protect it even when it’s out of your hands. Save up to 40% your first year with promo code IHEART. Call 1-800-LIFELOCK and use promo code IHEART or go to lifelock.com slash IHEART for 40% off. Terms apply.
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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man.
SPEAKER 11 :
Tell us who you are and what you do. I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
SPEAKER 10 :
That’s pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion won. $20 billion is an insane number.
SPEAKER 11 :
Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It’s actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
SPEAKER 10 :
Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
SPEAKER 11 :
Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.
SPEAKER 10 :
Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
SPEAKER 11 :
Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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So Cuba is entirely without power following an electric grid collapse. The country’s energy ministry confirmed on social media the complete disconnection of their electrical system. And I know that’s very shocking to people that a communist nation would have grid failure and would lose electricity and not have any at all power whatsoever. They said it was a total disconnection of their electrical system and it may be associated with an unexpected outage of another energy infrastructure. And they said that they’re investigating it and the restoration process has already begun. So probably in the next several months, people can expect to have their power turned back on. Oh, my goodness. So apparently I don’t know why this is like I don’t know if this is so much a headline as it is a different topic of discussion. The American aviation industry is trying to change its policies on what they call customers of size. And so essentially the complaint is that heavyset passengers are being squeezed for cash by U.S. airlines. If your ass is bigger than mine and you require more of a seat, you should pay more for that seat than me that has less of the seat. Now, if I wanted to take two seats, I should pay more to take two seats. If I want to take one seat, I should pay for the one seat. I’m just not even having this discussion. This is so stupid. It is so dumb. If you eat more at the buffet, should you pay more than someone else who doesn’t? I mean, for the love. Stop. I’m just so dumb. It’s not everyone else’s fault if you’re so morbidly obese that you can’t even buckle your seatbelt on a plane. I’m not apologizing for it. And any drive-by who thinks I should can put their lips to my backside. That’s all there is to it. Let’s see here. OPEC will likely raise oil output further from October. I mean, we could increase more here. I think we need to have more here. Interesting. So… In Dearborn, Dearborn Heights, it’s the first in the United States that now is incorporating Arabic on police patches. Yeah, Dearborn Heights Police and they have Arabic on it. No. No. And no. Yeah, no, we’re going to come back to that. Also, the… Let’s see. No, I want to go back up because there were a couple that I didn’t get. This… I don’t know who this guy is. He’s a celebrity. He had a Tesla in Los Angeles and apparently a decomposed body was found in it. It’s this singer who has a numeral in his name. I don’t care. He’s not Prince. So Los Angeles police were called to this lot where somebody said that there was a wretched odor coming from a Tesla and it was because literally decomposition of a victim inside. So they’re investigating it. They’ve you know, they found the body in a bag in the trunk of this Tesla. And according to NBC in Los Angeles, they could not determine the person’s age or ethnicity. Apparently, such was the decomposition. So that’s actually horrific. They’re investigating. I know the kissing bug. What is this? What is this? The CDC is trying to warn everybody over the kissing bug, deadly kissing bug disease. It’s chagas. It’s a disease that can cause severe fatigue and then heart and digestive problems in the chronic stage. It’s a blood-sucking insect. It transmits the illness. It looks like a grody little beetle. It’s a bug. Kill it. I don’t like. So they said that they’re they’re watching it. But a lot of it can actually CDC said dogs infected in northern states that that’s apparently, I guess, the means of most transmission. So the aliens. OK, let’s. You guys knew I was going to go here. The moment you saw anything that said mysterious interstellar, I was sold.
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Illegal or ETs?
SPEAKER 04 :
No, no. Aliens, not Rio. Space, not Rio.
SPEAKER 03 :
Got it.
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So mysterious interstellar object is morphing in unexplained ways as it moves closer to Earth. What? It’s the latest image. of a mysterious interstellar object racing through our solar system. It has revealed its changing shape and color. Can I just sidebar? My hair sometimes makes me feel like Catherine O’Hara in Schitt’s Creek. A team of Austrian astronomers captured the object known as 3I Atlas. The reddish glow is now gone. Green. Scientists said these changes are unusual. Aliens. And not fully explained. Aliens. By current comet models.
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Aliens.
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Data released this week also showed that the cloud of light around 3I Atlas grew faster when the object was further from the sun and slowed down aliens as it approached. Now, the team suggested that this change happened because the object shifted from spreading sunlight off of red dust on its surface to releasing small bright icy particles, which made the surrounding plume more reflective. That sounds like Kamala Harris wrote it, and I don’t believe it. You know what the answer is. It’s very simple, ladies and gentlemen. It rhymes with aliens. It’s aliens. I don’t know if you knew that. Nothing really rhymes with it. So it’s still about 168 million miles away. So it’s the distance between our planet and Mars. So relatively close. In the neighborhood, Kane, yeah? Yeah, sounds like it. Yeah, could be. Is it an alien?
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Well, they’re estimating it could reach Earth.
SPEAKER 04 :
It’s a giant space turd. What?
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They’re estimating it could reach Earth in about 115 days.
SPEAKER 04 :
It’s a giant, like, shifting space turd is what it is.
SPEAKER 03 :
Oh, space turd.
SPEAKER 04 :
Yeah, well, that’s, I mean.
SPEAKER 03 :
Kind of looks like it from a distance, but what if it’s not?
SPEAKER 04 :
Well, then what if it’s more than that? I want it to be more than that because I’m very bored with the problems on Earth. I’m just bored with them. You know, I’m bored with, you know, people bitching and moaning and about our gender, our truth and things like that.
SPEAKER 03 :
Or is it tinfoil? And this is just the setup for the distraction that they need for some global positioning that will happen later.
SPEAKER 04 :
Well, like what?
SPEAKER 03 :
don’t know everyone wants this one world government we talk about these global alliances so imagine if you’re a globalist and you want to make sure that everybody’s under the one globe flag what are you going to do you’re going to you’re going to stage this invasion and say we need a one world united against this alien i don’t look at aliens like that no of course you don’t but what i’m saying is what they’re going to do
SPEAKER 04 :
We should not buy into it. You know what I think our approach to that should be? It’s the same approach that I have in dealing with bears. Would you like to know?
SPEAKER 03 :
Is it mace?
SPEAKER 04 :
No. Okay. It’s running faster than the other person. Oh.
SPEAKER 03 :
That works until you’re the last person.
SPEAKER 04 :
No, but then I’ll be like mean. It’s like a million honey badgers on drugs in a corner. It’s just nothing will compare. Nothing.
SPEAKER 03 :
We know Honey Badger doesn’t give a… I mean, aren’t you just tired of Earth’s problems?
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Like people complaining about their truth and, you know, people wearing high-waisted jeans and, you know, horrible music and just I’m so tired of it all. I just need a new… I want something new.
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I feel that.
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Not a new drug, a new problem. I don’t want it to just be a space rock. That’s so disappointing. I want it to be an actual alien invasion just so I can turn around and tell some of these people, you see, I told you so. Just for that satisfaction.
SPEAKER 03 :
I feel that, but I don’t think we should be wishing for it.
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Oh, I’m all for it. Like, I’m done. I’m just done. I’m all for it. We would make great pets. A little porno for pyros there. Would we, though? Some people more than others, I think. I would be a horrible one. I would be given to the shelter, the alien shelter. I would wind up there.
SPEAKER 03 :
Let’s just not cross that bridge until we get to it.
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Well, I’m very excited about this because there’s a lot of… We had this direct hit on a glowing UFO with a Hellfire missile. A Hellfire missile. I don’t think they get more missile-y than the ones called Hellfire. And there’s a giant video of it. And it was a hearing. Eric Burleson of Missouri showed never-before-seen footage of a UFO being struck by a Hellfire missile. This was on October 30th of 2024. We’re almost a year out. They had three Navy and Air Force veterans testify. Juan’s going to show you the amazing video of this. Oh, dude. They testified on Capitol Hill. There it is right there. I can’t tell you what I’m looking at, but I take their word. Oh, boom. And it bounced off of it. It bounced off. The UFO survived. The Hellfire missile bounced off of it. That’s insane. So there it is again. You’re watching. If you’re watching the simulcast of the radio show. It’s getting ready to hit.
SPEAKER 03 :
Watch the debris here.
SPEAKER 04 :
There’s a little chunky. Then the debris keeps going, too.
SPEAKER 03 :
Yeah, it’s almost like protective orbs like our F-15s would be to a B-2 bomber or something. It’s unreal.
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It captured the 100-pound class air-to-ground precision weapon bouncing off of the mysterious orb that continued traveling at extreme speed. And this was off the coast of Yemen. And they said that… One guy who was with geospatial intelligence said in his opening statement that multiple government agencies blocked him from getting his work, forging his documents, and they manipulated his security clearance. I’m just saying here. He was asked, too, if he thought he would be killed, and he said, no, the damage to my reputation was enough because they went after him. so what do you think? Do you, I mean, it looks weird. I don’t know what that is, but it was a hellfire missile.
SPEAKER 03 :
I’ve, Never seen footage of a Hellfire missile just split when hitting an object, but not actually do any damage to the object itself. That object didn’t lose speed. It actually gained speed.
SPEAKER 04 :
Well, someone said it’s not moving fast. It’s due to the parallax illusion. I don’t even know what that means, but it looks fast to me.
SPEAKER 03 :
So then the Hellfire missile was slow? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER 04 :
What does that mean? I don’t know. I just… I’ve got a lot of questions. Got a lot of questions here. You know, I mean… It just, you know, I’m not a hellfire missile expert, but I am an expert on the things that I don’t know and that I don’t know them, and that’s creepy. And that is what I’m an expert on right there, Cain.
SPEAKER 03 :
And the testimony in front of Congress was those experts and former military people admitted they were scared at what they were seeing.
SPEAKER 04 :
Yes. When dudes in the military who see weird stuff all the time, when they go, yeah, it makes us a little nervous. Yeah. That’s like I don’t cry unless I see like a grown man cry and then only like certain type of grown men. If I see like a big tough dude cry, then I’m like, why are you doing this to me? I can’t handle it. But, you know, I’m not – I’m not – Unless, you know, you got these military dudes who fight evils every day that are like, yeah, that’s weird. It makes us a little unnerved. Oh, now I’m also super unnerved more than you because you’re not supposed to be unnerved. It’s weird. And then to round out our alien segment. Now you have NASA says that they have the clearest sign of life on Mars. David Bowie, U.S. space chief, reveals discovery 30 years in the making. He said it’s a signature that we would see if it was made by something biological. What?
SPEAKER 1 :
Aliens.
SPEAKER 04 :
They said that they were looking at unusual spots and seed-like shapes in ancient Martian rocks that might point to the existence of tiny life forms. Oh, I don’t want them to be tiny. I mean, at least be kickable size. You know, for it to count. Anything under that, I don’t care about. If you’re like, Dana, we found life on Mars. Oh, my gosh. It’s the size of a grain of rice. It’s life. I don’t care. That’s irrelevant. I can’t, you know, touch it, really.
SPEAKER 03 :
I want them to be bigger than kickable.
SPEAKER 04 :
Yeah, I just want it to be yeetable. Yeah. You know, so I can have physical dominion over it.
SPEAKER 03 :
That’s all. But Juan makes a good point. Like, why do we have video like this? But it’s always grainy footage. This is military footage here. Aren’t we… Don’t we have better… Like, can we get it zoomed in nice and good?
SPEAKER 04 :
Well, then you would be able to see that it was being faked, Cain. Gosh, I mean. It is. No, I think that’s a decent question. I watch CSI sometimes. I used to, not so much. But I’m like, why can’t we have the computers that can look at it? It’s 5,000 miles away, and we were able to zero in and see the brand of the cigarette this guy was smoking.
SPEAKER 03 :
Can we enhance that potato photo? Exactly.
SPEAKER 04 :
Exactly. I don’t know. I mean, it’s all that Bigfoot video quality. You know, we’ve never gone. I mean, we’ve got, you know, computers the size of phones, you know, in our hands. But we can never get past that. That Bigfoot video quality. Just saying.
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