In this episode, we delve into the bizarre series of events unfolding in Florida and beyond. Join us as we recount the amusing yet troubling stories of Florida men breaking speed limits in haste towards trivial appointments, including the bewildering attempted destruction of evidence in a daring escape worthy of its own film plot. Shift gears with us as we explore the bewildering antics of so-called activists trying to deliver aid to Gaza through unorthodox and futile methods, a saga of yachts, misplaced plans, and unexpected comic relief.
00:19:24 Controversial Opinions on Life and Ethics
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right, all right. So let’s see. We’ve got… So yesterday we had the guy who was going 124 miles per hour and his excuse to the police was, well, I really had to go to the bathroom. Can you let me go? And they’re like, that’s not how this works. Well, another guy got in trouble for he was over 100 miles per hour. He was pulled over Michael Stanek. And when they said, why are you going over 100 miles per hour? And I think it was supposed to be like, what, 50, 45, 50, the speed, because I saw a different article. He said, well, you know, I’m late to my barber appointment. Now, gents, I’m feeling you as a lady. You know, I get the importance of it. I’m feeling you right now so hard. But you can’t do that. The police did not accept that as an excuse. They’re like, maybe you should have left earlier. You can’t fly down the highway in like a 45, 50, over 100 miles per hour. So he got pulled over. He ended up getting he went he spent the night in jail and he bonded out of one hundred and fifty dollars. How do you spend the night at jail? Did they just, cause the body cam, they only released stills from the body cam footage and it still looked like it was daylight. So how did he not just get to bond out? Right? Like, can’t you just bond? I don’t know how the jail, you know, having never been arrested, I don’t know how this works. Can’t you just like bond out like immediately? Why would the hell would you stay the night in jail?
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I wonder if it has to do with how many miles per hour he was over the speed limit.
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Well, I guess so. Yeah. So, um, A Florida man tried to eat the evidence, but it didn’t work out well. He’s a known felon, known as Rambo. Clearly he’s not. And he got busted. It was a drug bust. And his name is Matthew Raymond Rambo, 58. He had an active warrant already. And when they busted him, he tried to eat everything. He tried to eat the money. He tried to eat all of the crack cocaine. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. How is he alive? He apparently ate like 10 grams of cocaine. And they had to rush him to the hospital. And they saved him. And then they booked him into the Martin County Jail. So don’t think that you’re going to do that and get out of it either. Because they will save you and then jail you. Hello, everybody. It’s Krata Thunberg.
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Once again, we’ll capture.
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She wasn’t captured. IDF was like, girl, why are you so stupid? Welcome back to the program. Dana Lashley, the top of the second hour. So Greta Thunberg and the flotilla activists, they were trying to get into Gaza and they could not get through. My favorite part was when they put cash in plastic bottles and then threw them overboard because they thought that the water would take it to the shore and that Gaza would have aid. I am not making that up. Steve can confirm because Steve and I were laughing our heads off about it during break. I’m not making that up. That’s a real thing. There are photos. In fact, I think that was like one of the videos that you guys saw that Juan had put up because they actually thought they could just… I don’t know how far out they were, but that they could just put stuff in plastic bottles and then that was going to do it. That was going to get that was going to get it over. But OK, there you go. So the flotilla, the Greta Thunberg flotilla. Are you shocked that they once again did not make it? How many times are they going to do this? You they they call it a flotilla. Isn’t it just like one yacht? It was just one yacht. That’s not even a flotilla. By the way, what Juan’s getting, he’s, oh my gosh, you guys, he’s totally getting into the video where they’re putting the stuff in plastic bottles. They’re putting the humanitarian aid in plastic bottles and throwing it overboard because they think that the water gods will pull the plastic bottles. I swear to you, that’s what they’re doing here. To shore. And that’s look at all the aid, so much aid. Look, they just stopped all of it. They ended Hamas right there with those two. They actually threw plastic water bottles with just a couple of dollars in it overseas. That’s their idea of being of distributing aid. They’re a bunch of stupid fame whores. There is no other way to say it. This is the most pathetic fame whorey thing that I’ve seen since, I don’t know, Candace Owens tries to hijack Charlie Kirk’s memory in TPUSA. Anyway, it’s what do they call it? It’s it was the global flotilla or whatever. And they were one vessel headed towards Gaza. That’s guys. That’s a yachting excursion. That’s a yachting excursion. That’s what that is.
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Did you know that they have a global flotilla tracker?
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Oh, do they? Oh, they do.
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And you get to track where they dump plastic into the ocean.
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But I thought she loved the earth. Greta, why are you littering? Why are you throwing the plastic bottles in the water? I’m very curious about this. So they made her sit down. Did they give her another sandwich? How many sandwiches has she received? This is like the second or third time, right? So they’re trying to challenge Israel’s blockade, which has been in place since 2007 because Hamas won’t stop terrorizing everybody. Oh, look how pathetic it is. The flotilla tracker. There they are. Look how far away they were. And they thought, we’re just going to throw these bottles. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. So they were intercepted again. They had to sit down, put their little picnic blanket scarves on, had a little frog hat. And that’s I don’t know what they thought was going to happen. This is just this is not actually doing anything. They’re not actually doing anything positive. I just really don’t understand the other than fame whoriness. I don’t understand the point of it. It doesn’t. What have they achieved, Cain? Nothing.
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No, just feeding themselves and having a little cruise on the ocean.
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You know what? They just like them IDF sandwiches. How can we go out and get another IDF sandwich? I’m Greta Thunberg. I’m going to throw plastic bottles into water. I just can’t. I can’t with these people. Oh, wait. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Let me look at this. This is Greta. So when the IDF intercepted them… She was trying to call the Swedish government for help. E.T. phone home. Audio Zambait 18, please.
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My name is Gaby Zambait. I’m a citizen of Sweden. If you are watching this video, I have been abducted and taken against my will by Israeli forces. Our humanitarian mission was nonviolent and abiding by international law. Please tell my government to demand my and the others’ immediate release.
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I find her to be tiresome and stupid, and I think she is an embarrassment to humanity. Greta Thunberg. This is what happens when you make idiots your messiah. And she was in international waters. She was approaching the blockade. If she wants to talk about kidnapping, she was not abducted. No, the Bebus kids were abducted. When their mother and those two babies were abducted by Hamas and they were dragged off without shoes, without food or diapers, that was what an abduction looked like. The women that were raped to death, they were abducted from the music festival and then they were taken into Gaza where they were raped to death and their breasts were cut off. Greta Thunberg, you absolute entitled wealthy brat. That is what an abduction is. All of the people, the thousands who never made it home on October 7th and the ones who were abducted and they were scootered away into Gaza. where Gazans worked with Hamas to keep them in captivity. That’s what an abduction is. She’s always the victim. What did you think was going to happen? No, they had Hamas that got into Israeli towns. They kidnapped civilians. They kidnapped women. They kidnapped babies. They were infants ripped away from their mothers that were kidnapped. That’s what an abduction looks like, you absolute entitled broad. She’s too old for this. She’s not a teenager anymore. She’s like an adult female. Where are her ignorant parents at? I mean, I get it that her mom never made it in Hollywood. And so I guess she tried to prostitute her daughter out as some claim to fame. But at some point, it’s really embarrassing. And you guys need to step in, if anything, to save face. It’s asinine. No, the abductions that took place on October 7th, that’s what abduction looks like. You got on a yacht to party with your friends and then you kind of bob towards Gaza. You put money in plastic bottles and threw it into the water because that’s how you decided to deliver aid. And then the IDF intervened and they gave you a sandwich and they send you back to your country. That’s literally the opposite of an abduction, you idiot. You got a free plane ride back to your country again. That’s literally the opposite of an abduction. You disrespectful, illiterate moron. I can’t stand her. I can’t stand all of them. We were abducted. No, no. The Beavis kids were abducted. And you know what? They didn’t get a free plane ride back home. They got sent home in boxes. And the two kids weren’t even labeled correctly. The terrorists didn’t even care enough about the bodies of the babies to actually put their correct names on the coffins. These people, it’s that mentality of how can I make this about me? Every time. Every single time. So, yeah, she wasn’t abducted. No one would actually want to abduct her. My gosh, you would have to put up with her. Nobody would want to abduct her. Jiminy Christmas as we move our partners that help bring you the program. It’s the folks over at Kel-Tec. It’s a Florida-based company. Everything that they do from their labor to their parts, everything all made right here in the U.S. of A. And with Kel-Tec, they make some really awesome stuff. If you are unfamiliar with all of the things that Kel-Tec has… The KS7 Gen 2 is one of the latest. This is just another, just more innovation and just some really cool stuff from Kel-Tec. The KS7 Gen 2, it has a lot of upgrades. You got a five slot Picatinny rail, style accessory rail. So you can add, you know, lights, you can add your grips, you can keep it flush and whatever, however you want to do it. This is a smooth pump action shotgun. It’s fast. It’s compact. It’s great for tight spaces in terms of maneuverability. Has a compact bullpup design. It weighs just under seven pounds unloaded, so it’s super lightweight. Ambidextrous downward shell ejection as well. You got a seven plus one capacity. This is like stellar for home defense or just really like backcountry and anywhere in between. It’s the KS7 Gen 2. And you can get the Defender package as well. You got Vortex, Crossfire, Green Dot, all kinds of stuff on there. Super fun accessories. MSRP starts at $639. Super affordable and accessible. Kel-Tec’s KS7 Gen 2. Made in America. Keltecweapons.com is the website. Keltecweapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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I’m still trying to get over a Maxwell apartment. Because the Maxwell house coffee, they’re changing it from house to apartment. I’m not kidding you. You guys thought I was joking. Like, I already got two emails, and then I got a ton of messages. Are you serious? I think that’s a meme. I swear to you, it’s real. I told you no one was going to believe me. That’s real. It’s real. I’m not making it up to just like react to something. That’s actually a real thing. Kane, I swear, swearsies. Oh, man. I’m not pulling your all’s leg. I promise you. People were thinking, you’re just saying that to react to it on social media. I swear, hands to sky, I’m not. That’s a real, they are actually changing it to Maxwell Apartment. Okay, so even flow, ooh, even flow car seats. Who chokes on a car seat? So they’re recalling 324,000 even flow car seats for a choking hazard. Apparently the kids can pick off the pieces of the foam and choke to death on them. It’s not really made very well. If the baby can pick it apart and choke it up on its own seat. Maybe look into some other options. Let’s see. Meta is going to sell targeted ads based on your data in your AI chats. Well, I don’t have AI chats. I actually don’t have any. The only chat I ever did was I asked AI to make a, like, what do you think I look like? And you know how that’s when it made me be a tank with guns for arms. Not even kidding you. That was the only AI chat I had. So I don’t, how is this going to work if you don’t have that? TechCrunch reported on it. They said that Meta is going to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats. So they’re updating its privacy policy to reflect this on December 16th. And they’re collecting data from your interactions with its AI products. And that’s how it’s good. So I don’t have any. It’s not going to have anything to sell.
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They’re just going to use the old fashioned way of just listening in.
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Well, they do that anyway. Do you know, sidebar, how I joke. Oh, I need to have my little thing. Hang on. Hang on. I need to have my little Faraday envelope. So if I whisper, will it still hear me? So, so you know how I talked about like chicken pants, like as a joke, literally everything is about chickens and chicken coops and all kinds of stuff like chicken, nonstop, everything. That’s all the ads show me. I made one joke about one video and from now on, I’m just besieged by chicken stuff ads. Okay. Back to normal. I’m not kidding you. I’m like terrified to talk about my phone. You say one thing and then it shows you a bunch of stupid ads that you don’t want. All right. So a drone pilot was sentenced to jail and he’s got one hundred fifty six thousand dollar fine after he literally collided with an L.A. firefighting plane. And the guy, this gets even crazier. Apparently, he was the co-founder and developer of Treyarch. That’s the COD stuff. And now he’s chief technologist or into chief technology at Skydance. Wow, he’s a 57-year-old Peter Ackerman. He literally co-founded Call of Duty developer Treyarch. He flew his drone into a firefighting plane. So now he has to pay six figures in restitution, and he has to do 150 hours of community service supporting Southern California wildfire relief. They said he recklessly flew an aircraft into airspace where first responders were risking their lives. I will say… It seems pretty easy to not hit a giant firefighting plane full of water. Right? If you’re a drone operator, I have a drone. And it just seems like it’s easy to not hit big, giant stuff in a response zone. You know what I’m saying? So, yeah, that one seems a little bit like a self-owned. I got to be honest. And a mother electrocuted herself while holding her iPhone as it charged in the bath. Oh. So don’t do that. This was in the UK. We have more on the way. Stick with us. Did you know that fall is one of the best seasons for planting? Many trees and plants thrive when planted now, but knowing where to start makes all the difference. That’s why you should turn to fast growing trees, the largest online nursery in the United States. They offer thousands of plants from fruit trees to privacy hedges, all tailored to your climate. So landscaping feels stress-free. Plus, their Alive and Thrive guarantee means that your plants arrive ready to grow. No more loading up a dirty car or wandering around a nursery with limited options. And grown to last by American farmers, all on American soil. Whether you want privacy, shade, or natural beauty, fall is the time to plant. And with fast shipping, expert support, and top quality plants, Fast Growing Trees makes it happen. Get up to 50% off of select plants at FastGrowingTrees.com. Use code DANA at checkout for an extra 15% off of your first purchase. Visit FastGrowingTrees.com and use code DANA for an extra 15% off. Offer valid for a limited time and terms apply. Now, this was a soundbite where he was weighing in on a cardinal’s decision to honor Dick Durbin in the Senate. You know, very big time pro-abortion Senator Dick Durbin. Dick Durbin has been in the Senate for how long, Cain? Really long time. He’s 35, 40 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to listen to what he says here. He was asked about this. Listen, this is the Pope’s response. Listen.
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someone who says I’m against abortion but says I’m in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life. So someone who says that I’m against abortion but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States, I don’t know if that’s pro-life. So they’re very complex issues. I don’t know if anyone has all the truth on them, but I would ask first and foremost that there be greater respect for one another and that we search together both as human beings, in that case as American citizens or citizens of the state of Illinois, as well as Catholics, to say we need to really look closely at all of these ethical issues and to find the way forward as church. Church teaching on each one of those issues.
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So I thought equating a violent offender who exercises free will to commit crimes that are so heinous that death is an option, an optional justifiable penalty to comparing that to an innocent baby and then to illegal immigrants is wildly illogical and intentionally deceptive. These are no, these are not difficult issues. These are not complex issues when you’re being honest. There was a missed opportunity for the church with Robert Serra. Man alive. I like what my friend Seth Dillon said, because he goes, if you redefine pro-life to mean a defense of all life, guilty or innocent, then you make the principle so absolute and so expansive that it rules out every legitimate use of deadly force, including self-defense and just war, and that’s immoral nonsense. And he’s absolutely correct. The idea that You can compare a violent criminal who knowingly commits atrocities so heinous that the established penalty is death. To compare that person who exercises their own free will to commit those atrocities to an infant who doesn’t even understand that yet. That is illogical. It’s disingenuous. And as Cain notes, that criminal earned his punishment. They are not comparable things. And the Bible is quite clear about penalties. I just was shocked that someone who is the vicar of Christ in the Catholic Church would make that argument. Like I said, what a missed opportunity with Robert Serra. Because I have a feeling that you wouldn’t have heard Cardinal Serra say something like that at all whatsoever. He’s pretty clear in his wording. And of course, this comes the day after he blessed a block of ice at a climate change event. That was what it was. And then he put his hand on the ice. And we played that yesterday. Blessed a block of ice at a climate change event. He had nothing really to say about Charlie Kirk. You have a time of massive Christian revival right now. And he’s doing a climate change event and talking about this. How tone deaf. That’s incredibly tone deaf. There was only one infallible person and that was Christ. Just kind of shocks me. Can have that big ceremony about climate change, but you have someone who’s literally martyred for faith and there’s not really anything on that. I think that that speaks to a problem that a lot of churches have right now. We talked about that a few weeks ago. Still haven’t found a new church yet, but we’re ongoing. And we’re Church of Christ, so it’ll be Church of Christ. But the… idea that I just was shocked to hear that. Because they’re two entirely different things. Two entirely different things. If the church is in trouble, it will be by its own hand. It will be. And these are grotesque. That comparison was so grotesquely oversimplified. And it’s such a completely vastly different comparison. variables that are being compared there. And like I said, these are not complex issues. You cannot compare the ending of an infant’s life in utero to just capital punishment against someone who of their free will exercised behavior that caused such heinousness and such irreparable harm and ended someone else’s life. Those are not things that you can compare. It’s beyond. Man. Robert Serra. Could have had Pope Serra. Well, that wouldn’t have been his name. He’d have picked a different name, but, you know.
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