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Oh, boy. I got a couple of really good ones today for you, including this one, which might be maybe one of my new favorites. I mean, I know that there’s ways to want to get out of pain for your bill. You know, sometimes you got people dine and dash. So this woman, she is apparently a very well-known in the area cereal dine and dasher. So she orders her food, she eats it, and then runs away. She had a $27.55 meal. And she tried to dash. And, oof, golly, that’s a pretty serious… Mugshot there. She tried to run away from it after. 54 years old. She was arrested in Silver Springs. It was a diner. Now, when they stopped her, she said, oh, my husband is M&M and he’s going to pay the bill. That’s what she said. Marin County Sheriff’s Office.
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The peanut M&M?
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They responded to Daryl’s Dog Gone Good Diner. Try to say that fast. Daryl’s doggone good diner. And they called the police. There was a woman there. She was not wanting to pay her bill. She had done told the manager that her husband, Mr. Eminem, the rapper, was going to pay her bill. That’s what she told him. She said that she said his name is also Marshall Mathers is what she said, you know, to make it really look like she’s in the know, I guess. Make it real legit. She was sitting at the table because she was going to leave. And she said, no, my husband Eminem is going to pay the bill. And she apparently only had $10 in her pocket. Her bill was at $27.55. So, yeah, she had $27.55. She had ordered a soda, two entrees, and a chocolate milk. And she claimed that Eminem bought her dinner there at the diner before and that she expected him to do the same. These are her direct quotes. Because he has unlimited money, according to the report. The diner’s manager confirmed that she did not pay the previous bill. She was arrested and taken to the jail at Marion County. She has been charged with defrauding an innkeeper. That’s a thing. And she’s still in there. She’s still in jail as of right now. She’s still in the jail. So don’t try to use that. If you’re at a diner, you know, you can’t say that Eminem’s your husband and you don’t have to pay the bill, especially when you’ve been there before and you left. Welcome back. The chat’s at Rumble. You can find the newsletter over at Substack, all that good stuff. So let’s talk about drivers and people who are driving giant trucks who are not in the country illegally because that’s what we’re dealing with here. So again, why that alien spacecraft doesn’t want to visit us because they’re like, do you see their drivers? So a number of truck drivers are sounding the alarm about aliens. The insane amount of non-English speaking commercial drivers that are on the road. And they said it’s, you know, when you think of the staggering number, it seems pretty terrifying. One of them described it as Mad Max on the highways. And we know that, you know, we’ve had a handful of accidents so far, some which have been fatal in which you have people who are not residents. They’re not citizens of the United States, and yet they’re able to get CDLs, which is completely against what they’re supposed to be able to get for federal law. But, you know, California, Gavin Newsom, they’re just handing them out like Halloween candy. I mean, apparently it’s pretty easy to get your CDL in California. So there we have horrible accidents. We have multiple fatalities, innocent people, all because you have illegal aliens who are driving giant trucks who have really no idea how to drive giant trucks and they cannot understand our road signs. Case in point. This cut. 29 is a trucker who not only can he not speak English, but he also cannot read the traffic signs. This is insane. Look at this.
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What does that sign mean? What sign mean? Take this. What does this sign mean? Master enter. Master. With station. Okay, so if you see this sign, what do you do? Yeah, Trevor Green. Yeah, Trevor Green. Must. Number 35, what is this sign? Oh, two people. Maybe girl. Maybe woman. What does it mean? What does it mean? Yeah, what does that sign mean? Yeah, two people. Two people doing what? Walk. They’re walking? Yeah, two people are walking.
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Could it be pedestrians? No, Cain, don’t tell him. He has no idea even what it is. He has no clue what it is. Could it be pedestrians? Or could it be, I don’t know. He doesn’t know because he doesn’t, he has no idea what this means. How in the world are you driving a giant truck, right? I mean, my husband won’t even let me get a Dodge Demon because he says I’ll wrap it around the tree. But these blinkers can go and they can just get a CDL out in California and drive a big old truck around and not even read the road signs. Who do you think is more dangerous out there? Illegal alien who can’t read the road signs or speak English or Dana and a Dodge Demon? Shut up, Cain.
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I was going to answer the obvious one, clearly.
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The illegal aliens. Yes. That’s exactly correct. That’s the right way to answer it.
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Those vehicles are so heavy. I mean, you can’t even brake in time for anything.
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Wouldn’t you be terrified? Okay, just imagine this. Imagine you’re going over to, like, Germany, the Autobahn, and you’ve got to drive a giant rig in Germany, and you can’t speak German. You’d have no idea what the heck anything means besides Ashton. You don’t know. Do you feel comfortable driving? I mean, where do people get the audacity to be like, oh, yeah, I can handle this. This is okay.
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Going to do it. I think they drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road there. I don’t know. I have no idea. Yeah, not every European country. That alone, even if I knew the signs, I’d still be like, eh, a little sketchy. I want some more practice before I get out there.
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I want to be able to read the road signs before I drive this giant multi-ton truck. But this is what California’s doing. So I got an idea. If California could just go and get CDLs, why can’t we all just go and give out CHLs? Saying. There we go. Right? Or CCLs. You got to get a CHL anyway there. Steve gives my favorite comment of the day. He says, in Slack, Steve said he’s scared of normal, talented truck drivers. The normal, talented ones scare you?
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Have you ever been on the right lane and then they’re in the left lane and you get in the blind spot and you’re like, I don’t know if I should speed up, slow down, freak out. I just panic. I feel it.
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I mean, one of my worst car accidents ever was because of a careless gigantic semi.
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And the scariest accident I’ve ever been in was on Interstate 55 going near South County in St. Louis, Missouri. And we got hit by a semi and we spun across three lanes of highway. Thankfully, we went towards the median and not off the ravine. But that was pretty scary. And I was in the front seat. Seatbelts saved my life. I would have been launched through the windshield.
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Yeah. And that dude was an American, could speak English and read signs the whole nine.
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Yeah. So I don’t know. I still think, you know. if California is just going to be handing out licenses to people, then I think we should just be able to give CCLs out to everybody. Give them a concealed handgun license. If that’s what California wants to do, and it affects all of us, they can give out licenses. They don’t have any reciprocity with firearm licenses, but they can give out commercial driver’s licenses like Halloween candy. So, okay, well, let’s just go ahead and give out everybody in California a CCL. Two can play that game. Screw the laws. It’s just going to be total chaos. Let’s do it. I’m all for it. I’m done. I’m at that point. I mean, for crying out loud, I’m sincerely praying for a space rock to obliterate us. So this is nothing to me. Let’s just do it. I’m so tired of this. This is but this is what what happens when state. This is why somebody’s governor affects you. This is why a gubernatorial race in a state that’s not yours affects you because they’re giving out licenses to illegal drivers who are killing people on highways in your state. An illegal alien driver was driving a giant rig with an illegally begot CDL that California gave him in a complete conflict with federal law. And he killed people in Florida. You know, you have others kill people in Canada. I mean, come on. So if this is why these races are important, even though you don’t live in that state, because this type of stuff happens. He doesn’t have any room to lecture anybody on this stuff. Not anybody. And it just it’s it’s it’s so frustrating. So, yeah, why can’t we just go and give them what what what other stuff can they not do out there that we can do? I mean, like pretty much anything, really. I just, it just, it’s infuriating. But there are these stories, all these truckers are saying that you would be shocked at the number of these drivers who come across other drivers and they’re like, they’re not proficient in English. They can’t read our road signs. They can’t, you know, nothing. In fact, one of the largest refrigerated trucking companies told the Washington Times that non-English speaking drivers regularly pull into their warehouses. And they said that they’ll pull in, they’ll pick something up. There’ll be two, three truckers, two drivers in a truck. Two or three of them speak no English, not even a word. Maybe one speaks very bad, broken English and they still don’t understand. They said, so obviously you can, you know, it’s concerning because they’re sharing roads with people. That’s, you know. Now, Lorraine noted, too, the DMV was helping people cheat on their CDL tests. This was a CBS story. This is terrifying. Why can’t they? If you’re going to do something helpful in terms of people cheating and skirting the system, do it with taxes for crying out loud. New York prosecutors apparently arrested seven. Well, they arrested seven people this last time. The earlier sweep netted more because of cheating to acquire these licenses. You have to pass a written test, but what they were doing was selling grades at Garden City DMV in Nassau County. I mean, you could pay up to $3,000 for a woman to take the written test, and every time she went to take it, she would dress as somebody else. So she even wore a fake mustache, according to the DA in Nassau County. A fake mustache, even. So they’re selling it. It’s like how they sell DoorDash accounts. You know, you can go online, and there’s all kinds of places online where you can buy, like, for instance, a DoorDash account. Somebody’s selling it. Somebody went and created their account, applied to work for DoorDash, did all this stuff. And then they sell the account. Someone takes the account. They start working for it and they get the money for it. I stopped using DoorDash because one of the driver’s names that I was supposed to have was named Amanda. And she just looked like, you know, regular white chick with brown hair. And the person who showed up at my door was definitely not a chick and definitely not little with brown hair, very large person who did not speak any English. And after that, I was like, I can’t. I don’t know who’s coming to my house at DoorDash. That’s kind of a problem. And they’ve been in a lot of trouble for it. They were getting blasted last week online for it. But they sell them. I mean, it’s not difficult to find. So they’re selling people to take driver’s license tests too. They do that at a lot of these big factories. They have people that they hire that go in and they do an in-person interview with a potential employer. And then they leave, especially if you’re doing a factory job. Then they send in a person who’s here illegally and they perform that work. You can’t do that with CDLs, though. Because you’re driving a giant weapon, basically. Now imagine, I mean, what if, heaven forbid, it’s something caustic? You know, what if it’s something that, you know, it’s flammable, it’s caustic, something. You get someone that doesn’t speak any English, can’t read road signs or hell, what’s worse? What if you just have a terrorist do it? I mean, if it’s that easy to just get anybody and sell results for CDLs and just get you’re giving everybody licenses. How is the national security on that front? That becomes a major national security issue. They’re going to have to have Department of Transportation get involved in this. I mean, I know that they’re looking at it, but they need to be out front and center on it because this is apparently a growing problem. Do you want to be on the road driving your little family on the highway with one of these people out there? 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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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So apparently a pregnant woman was this is a weird story. I don’t know the because she didn’t know how to look at a sonogram. She thought the image looked like her dog. And for whatever reason, people’s like exclusive story on this one. This lady could not read sonograms and she said that her baby looked like her dog. And they did a whole story on this at People Magazine. And now we’re all dumber for having seen it. Moving on. We talked about the lab monkeys already. The hurricane hunters. This is crazy. Who flew into the eye of Hurricane Melissa. You know, it’s a cat five. They said that they had to turn back because the winds were so bad because of the turbulence. The U.S. Air Force Reserve’s 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron, known as the Hurricane Hunters, they encountered heavier than normal turbulence when they were flying into the eye of Hurricane Melissa and they were forced to turn back. And we kept reading about the birds that were caught in the eye of it and they couldn’t get through the wind wall. But yeah, I mean, it’s a Cat 5. What did you… This is not a shocking thing. Scientists discover a key biological difference between psychopaths and normal people. I don’t like this headline, Cain. They said that psychopaths have bigger brains.
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Slightly. In a certain area.
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that people are going to interpret that as immediately that these people are smarter or something and they’re not that doesn’t necessarily it’s more room for crazy up there that’s what that is that means that there’s more room in there for crazy that’s you know that’s just saying but they said that they used magnetic uh risk magnetic imaging mris and they they found that the a region in the forebrain, there’s a specific region in the forebrain that’s about 10% larger in individuals with psychopathic traits compared to people who aren’t psychos. And they said that it’s the subcortical forebrain region. So it’s involved in motivation, decision-making, reward processing, all that good stuff. And that’s apparently the thing that’s a little bit bigger. That’s weird. Like, why does it get that way? That’s the question that I have. And I don’t know. I don’t like that it infers that. Scientists are raising this. Why? They’re growing human teeth in a lab. Now, maybe they’re trying to replace, I don’t know, dentures, but they’re trying to figure out how to grow real biological teeth in the human jaw. So they’ve been growing teeth from human and mouse cells. So go ahead and book your next dentist appointment to go get your mouse teeth. Yeah, mouse teeth. That’s also kind of a ban, right? Stick with us. It is the folks over at Kel-Tec, a Florida-born, Florida-based USA family, all of that company that makes some pretty neat firearms. And in fact, they have the Peacekeepers program that they’re doing. It supports people who protect the communities, military, law enforcement, church security teams, school resource officers, faith-based teams, and SROs usually got small concealable pistols that they rely on, and it has a limited range. And so what they do is they provide long guns to help solve that problem. And they fold up compact for discrete carry and deploy in seconds with full rifle capability. The Peacekeepers participants also get mission-ready support. So you get extra platform testing, and you get armorer training and direct peacekeeper pricing for budget-conscious organizations. Now, it’s already active, the program, and it’s equipped over two dozen churches throughout the Faith-Based Security Network and every Brevard County school, a number of different schools. Rock Springs Police, they run KSG shotguns and sub-2Ks, 5.7s for SROs. Caltech proudly partners with the Faith-Based Security Network, and it gives people access to all the training, all the insight, everything. If you’re interested in In participating in the new Peacekeepers program and getting that direct pricing as well, you can fill out the contact form at caltechweapons.com slash Dana. That’s K-E-L-T-E-C weapons.com slash Dana. So this was a guy named J.P. Sachs. And he was singing O Canada. He decided to modify the Canadian anthem’s lyrics. And so instead of singing Our Home on Native Land, instead of singing Our Home and Native Land. Oh, wow. That’s not how it goes. By the way, they stole their land from somebody who stole their land from somebody. So whose native land really is it? Yeah. How far back do you want to go? I hate this guy’s haircut. Welcome back to the show. Dana Lash with you. Can I just, I don’t know who JP Sachs is, but it sounds like a, just like a rip off of TJ Maxx. Like all the stuff that doesn’t sell at TJ Maxx, it goes to JP Sachs. Hi, welcome into JP Sachs. Would you like a single sock? Wait, no. Wait, what? No, they don’t match here. You know, that’s at TJ Maxx if you want matching socks. No, here at JP Sachs, you get whatever the hell we get. Here it is right here. Just throw some socks in a box and you can pick out some matching pairs. There you go. JP Sachs. Right? That’s what it sounds like. They said he’s Grammy nominated. Steve, help me here. Who even is this?
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I mean this literally and metaphorically. I am today years old.
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And Steve is a DJ. You don’t know. He doesn’t even know who this guy is. And he did the thing. You know what the thing is when they’re singing? He’s like, holds the mic. And he does like one of those like baby things that they used to do with NSYNC and Justin Timberlake back in the day. He’s that guy. What is the hair?
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Back in August, he had to embarrassingly admit that his Make Yourself at Home fall tour for 2025, he had to cancel due to poor ticket sales.
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Oh, he did? He did, did he? Oh, is that J.P. Sacks couldn’t sell tickets? Yeah. Wow. He’s a Canadian musician, so that might be why. Nobody knows who he is. But he changed the… I mean, nobody… And these were giant venues, by the way.
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It’s not like these were 15,000-seat venues or anything like that. These were 2,000 to 3,000-seat venues.
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Oh. I mean, I think Kohl’s Cash events get more people to come out than he… Oh, ooh. They do. He apparently said that he was trying to boost sales on TikTok and he couldn’t do it. He goes, I aim too high, my bad. It’s when you need to stick into the parking lots of like, you know, the sack and safe where tens of people can show up, you know.
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Sacks and safe.
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That’s right. At least he was honest. He goes, due to unforeseen circumstances, the circumstance I didn’t sell enough tickets because nobody likes you. Nothing says white knighting like literally a curly redheaded dude going out and saying and like changing the lyrics of the Canadian anthem because he’s buying into the idiotic lie that all of the land that white people are on or that Americans and Europeans or whoever are on in the United States was taken from natives. Just when I hear, sorry, no, I’m not. By the way, Dana Lash, welcome. Top of the third hour. Good to be with you. The chat’s at rumble. Don’t hold it against them. But it’s this. idea that is always promoted from the Marxist left that Native Americans, like American Indians, they knew no violence. There was no violence in American Indians. They lived like snow white creatures. They got along with nature. You know? That’s why that one commercial featured that one guy who was an Italian playing an American Indian who had a single tear because somebody threw trash on the road. Remember that PSA? Yeah. But they act like there was no violence, no fighting that, you know, American Indians didn’t even know what that was because they were so stupid. Apparently, that’s like, isn’t that the the the intimation that when they push this narrative, they did no violence. They knew nothing until the evil Europeans came and they brought with them all their sin. And their disease, those cinny mixinners. And they just brought all that stuff and infected these peaceful Native Americans. Yeah, Steve asks if we can play the audio again. Yes, Steve, we can. Go ahead. Go ahead. Why not? Let’s just hear his whole baby voice. So it’s supposed to be our home and? Yeah. native land and he said um sound like cartman dude diaphragm use it that’s what his voice sounds like kane i’m not wrong right i’m not being unintentionally mean although that’s why you listen just being accurate it’s accurate who is this guy canadians canadian that’s why no sorry i like our canadian listeners i’m not i i do not use him as a measure of you you guys know this But yeah, he promotes this super red-headed, curly-headed dude. He’s white knighting. Just take that vocal tone all the way up in your nose. That’s how it sounds best. Says nobody ever. Maybe he doesn’t sound too smart in addition to doesn’t sound too talented either.
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Isn’t all land on earth native land? I mean, when you think about it. I mean, come on.
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It’s like when people get mad about lead. It’s like it comes from the earth. Oil comes from the earth. So this was at the L.A. game, the game in L.A. last night. And wasn’t it? Yeah, this is he. They had a banger of a banger of a day. OK, can we what? Why is Major League Baseball? Why did I see 15 tweets from the Dodgers and Major League Baseball about? Oh, look. Whoa. Royalties here. Whoa. We got royalty, guys. And I’m like, this is America. The hell are you talking about? So I I kept seeing this pop up. And you know what they’re talking about, right? They’re talking about that D-list suitcase girl from the game show and her whining, my eyes are too close together, ginger, spare husband. And Major League Baseball said royalty in the front row, eyes emoji. What? I’m like, they’re not royal. technically they’re not didn’t they i don’t know how i know this but they dropped the hrh so technically and they and they’re this is america we don’t care they’re so contrived and so over the top pretentious my favorite thing in the world that i saw i saw all of this all over social media was when she was at paris she never been to a fashion show before and she went to paris fashion week and she was walking out of every hotel like she was zoolander Like this was her moment to shine in my oversized Balenciaga white trash bag. I just can’t get it. But they both just bought those hats. And they sat there at the game. He doesn’t know what the hell is going on. He doesn’t know. His past activities include dressing up as a Nazi and passing out drinking on a pool table. He doesn’t know. And so they’re… They’re watching this game and Major League, why the MLB account, the official account would not stop tweeting about it. And then the Dodgers were like, hey, we got royalty here. Prince Harry. And Meghan Markle. I’m sure that they arrive at Dodger Stadium. Now, for the people who are like, why do we even talk about these two? A, because it’s hysterical. I’ve never seen anybody try so hard to be famous in my life, except for some people in political circles. That said, I also think that this is a Rorschach test. They’re kind of a Rorschach test. Do you believe in the tradition of like courtesy and family loyalty and not being beastly to people or do you not? I think it’s very much like that. But I don’t know why. I mean, I saw like a million tweets about this from Dodgers and MLB. Did they have like a deal or something? I mean, aren’t these the people who are like, we want our privacy. Don’t look at us. We want our privacy. And then everything that they do is like, look at us. If you don’t look at us, you’re racist. Something like that. I don’t know. The only Royals are for Kansas City, and they’re not very good. Oh! Oh, no.
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That was STL right there.
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Oh, no. What?
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That was the STL in you.
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Oh, maybe. Is that why the Dodgers lost, though, because they were there? Oh, no. Why are you so mean?
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That royalty thing, you should have commented that instead of what you did. That’s more clever.
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Yeah, I only just now thought of it, though. That should have been the tweet. Let’s be real. Oh, and apparently they got booed. Toronto fans booed them. Yeah. Yeah, so, and they wore Dodger gear. Now think about this. Toronto’s playing. Now this is how tone deaf they are. Aren’t they supposed to be like, I don’t even think they’re representatives of the Commonwealth. Canada’s part of the Commonwealth. And they were dressed in Dodgers gear. And they call themselves royal and they cling to their titles. I mean, I don’t know. They cling to their titles like Swalwell clung to Fang Fang. I don’t know. I mean, like, think of something. It’s quite easy. You know? but maybe that’s why they got booed. That’s just completely tone deaf. I think that’s tone deaf anyway. So I don’t know. I don’t know why. I mean, I’m not kidding. I saw like 15 tweet. I counted. There was like 15 tweets about them. Does anybody who cares? And oh, they were sitting next. They were sitting in front of Magic Johnson. And I cannot remember the other guy they were sitting in front of. And apparently everyone was like, how did they get seats? Because I guess they were given seats. How did they get seats in front of them? They were sitting in front of them. I don’t I don’t know how that works, but I just would think that you would maybe get more attention with actual athletes being in the front row instead of these like grifters who sell like blood clot jam and, you know, whatever else that they white label. I don’t know. I just I just feel like they’re so representative of the left. Think about it. He’s like this whining loser who wanted an allowance from his dad. He wanted to get paid by the British public, but did not want to do any of the work. Literally, that’s what it was. He wanted to get money from daddy. He’s like 40. He’s in his 40s for crying out loud. He wanted money from daddy, but he didn’t want to work. And he wanted the British public to pay for his security, even though he didn’t want to work. And then when they said, no, that seems to be egregious. Then he had a tantrum and then they went to America. And now he’s our problem. I don’t know that that that is so representative of the left, is it not? Like it’s the same thing. Like he’s no different than the people bitching and moaning about, you know, EBT. He is no different. They wanted all of these handouts from the British public. You know, when they came here, they were expecting. And that’s when Trump’s like, I’m not giving you nothing. They were expecting the American public to provide their security. They were expecting that in Canada when they were up like near Toronto. That’s what they were. Not Toronto. When they were. Whose house were they staying at? Some Russian oligarchs house in Canada before they came here. I think that’s why a lot of people have a very visceral reaction to these two, because they are a representative of the worst aspects of the left, wrapped up in two completely annoying grifters. It’s just amazing.
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This was super interesting, and especially to see that everything can lead to something else, like how cooking led you to be, you know, the founder, the president of a business, and even like your activities in high school, middle school, like led to this moment.
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Adeline, what are you looking to do with the rest of your life? Do you have a sense of that?
SPEAKER 06 :
No, not really, but I’m exploring a lot of interests right now and I enjoy music and languages. So I think maybe something in that area.
SPEAKER 03 :
Brett, somebody that’s interested in languages and music, you think there’s any hope for them? Oh my gosh. I mean, in our world today, everybody speaks different languages and they work with people that speak different languages, have different cultures.
SPEAKER 05 :
That’s great.
SPEAKER 01 :
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