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It’s time for Florida Man.

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Hmm. This is a crazy story. A Florida woman who was accused of attacking her estranged daughter was stabbed by the eight-year-old girl protecting her mother. This is horrible. Eight-year-old stabbed her grandmother with a kitchen knife to stop her from attacking her mother. They said the victim’s estranged biological mother, whose name is Serple. Entered the daughter’s home uninvited through an unlocked door and attacked the victim with a serrated knife. While trying to protect her mother, the victim’s eight-year-old girl grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed her in the arm. Goodness, the sheriff’s office arrived. They were able to, they said the biological mother was the one in the wrong. And she tried to flee, but they were able to get her. She’s being charged with attempted second-degree murder. The kid wasn’t hurt, thank heavens, but my word. Also, let’s see, the woman drives a tank to a McDonald’s drive-thru, like an actual tank, a rip-saw tank to a McDonald’s drive-thru. It’s a civilian tank. You know, people can own tanks. And it’s a Ripsaw civilian tank. It’s road legal. The base price is $500,000. And it can go maybe about 40 miles per hour. Oh, and it gets a glorious four miles to the gallon, guys. Oh, my gosh. It’s so great. I still would drive it. But real slow. But, yeah, the woman took it through. I’m actually surprised that it fit. into the drive-thru because most of the drive-thru lanes are kind of small. And man, the treads on that stick so far out. But yeah, they were able to drive it through a McDonald’s drive-thru and they was able to do it. So there you go. $500,000 base price. that like where would you be able to drive it for 500 000 i mean i guess if you can you know i don’t know uh let’s see here we got a couple of other ones there’s a fedex delivery that led to a 22 000 rolex theft in boca raton so apparently a rolex got delivered to the wrong address and the guy who signed for it and got it pawned it for ten thousand dollars That’s insane. The guy, 25, confessed to signing for the package, opening it, and then he gave it to a friend who pawned it. Who just has a Rolex sent to them? Like, why wouldn’t you go if you’re going to spend that kind of money? I mean, that’s $22,000. Why would you just have it like sent where anybody could sign for it? I don’t know. That just seems ridiculous. This seems kind of irresponsible. It’s a Rolex GMT Master. It was bought and then shipped overnight to what the victim thought was his current business address. But apparently FedEx delivered it to the old address that he had. And a guy signed his name for it. And he had to visit the address. He spoke with the guy who admitted to signing for it, opening it, giving it to a friend, and they pawned it for ten thousand dollars. And then he apparently he told the victim he’d give him six thousand dollars. The guy already spent twenty two thousand dollars on this. And it was the pawn shop placed the watch in an evidence hold after police intervened. And yeah. So anyway, he was arrested on grand theft. a felony for property value between $20,000 and $100,000. He’s still at Palm Beach County Jail. But what about FedEx for, like, delivering to the wrong address? Or did this guy have the wrong address listed? That’s the million-dollar question. Let’s see here. Got a couple of others. Oh, there’s… I don’t know why people do this. Naked. A Boca Raton woman burglarized a bagel shop in the buff… I hope she stayed away from all the food. It was in West Palm Beach. A Boca Raton woman is facing multiple felony charges. She walked into a bagel shop in the buff. Yasmine Alba, 26, arrested, charged with burglary. Oh, this explains it. Felony possession of fentanyl. Oh, also prisoner escape. Oh, also giving a false name to law enforcement and possession of drug paraphernalia. Police were flagged down by an employee of the shop. It was closed for the day, but apparently she just walked inside and they found her drinking orange juice and she was wearing a store jacket. And that was it. And then before they arrested her, she tried splashing water on herself in the bathroom, stating that she just needed to take a shower. They found this is she had a backpack and some at least shoes. They found a glass pipe with burnt residue in her shoes and a small baggie in her backpack. And it was fentanyl. And she said that she has an issue with fentanyl. Oh, my gosh. That’s death. So she was apprehended and she’s still in jail. Palm Beach County Jail, $20,000 bond. That’s it. 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I don’t know if you guys saw this, but there has there’s a lot of outrage over. Well, it’s the South Park episode come to life with the strong woman where you have a dude that wins the strong woman competition. And that’s what ended up happening at the twenty twenty five. World’s strongest woman competition because the guy who won it is literally a guy and he’s a former porn actor and he’s trans now. And it took place just a few days ago here in Texas. The guy, Jamie Booker. He’s a transgender athlete. So he’s a male who pretends to be a female on the pro strong woman stage. He’s done three international performances and he won the biggest of the year. And a lot of people, people found like videos of his, you know, old life where he was a dude. He went by the name Jammy J. Apparently, according to a number of like Fitness Vault has it where he was listed as a transgender adult film actor. Anyway, there’s a lot of fury at this because it’s called the strong woman competition. And he’s a pretty big dude, by the way. He’s a large dude. I don’t know. You can watch this. This is cut 20. Wow. This is one of the people, the woman who should have won, who came in second place. This is what she had to say about it. Watch. She just walked right off. She’s like, I’m not even dealing with it. She just walked right off. She said, this is BS. And she just walked right off because she should. It is BS. She should be first place. She’s a woman. It’s the strong woman competition. And this adult male won it. This guy has gone through puberty as a dude. He’s lived a lot of his adult life as a dude. He’s just… He decided to start identifying as a woman because apparently women’s sports and women’s athletic competitions can be treated as JV. And he ends up winning. It is literally the South Park episode, which I wish we could play. But we can’t because, you know, licensing and all that stuff. But, yeah, they had… The guy who ended up winning the strong woman competition is just so… I mean, it’s South Park come to life. It has absolutely come to life now. But there are people who were criticizing the second place winner for walking off the stage when why would she stay up there and debase herself? It’s disrespectful. I mean, you have a man… who is beating all the women to take the trophy, and the woman for whom the competition was created and named, Strong Woman, is now kicked to second place. They should not be competing in the women’s category. They’ve had, it’s this, it’s literally South Park right here. This is what happened in Arlington, Texas at the Strong Woman competition. That’s it. That is absolutely it. That’s what happened. They could have, there’s a reason why you don’t have women pretending to be dudes going into dude sports. Because biology is real. If there was a construct, then you would immediately adapt to whatever strengths that men have. You would immediately, your body would reflect it. You could morph into it like a werewolf. Like a were-trans. You could just morph into it and you would immediately adopt all those strengths. But that’s not how biology works. Doesn’t work that way. This is not about science, and it’s not about fair competition, and it’s not even about women, even though they’re trying to say that it is. It’s not about women at all. And that’s not fair. So I don’t know why. How would this encourage anybody to even continue competing in this competition when you know that you’re not going to get a fair break at it? You’re not going to get a fair crack at it at all. That’s, you know, I don’t know. This is what Sophie Cunningham said. This is Cut21 talking about this issue, which it’s true. Listen.

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I think, and this is my personal opinion, but if you are a professional football player, basketball player, really any sport but let’s just take it basketball because that’s where we’re both at like to me like if if you’re in that elite level group yeah you should be able to beat the girls like i’m not i’m not surprised by that like that is not uh i just don’t get why it’s continuing to get brought up and like if women are are saying that like he couldn’t beat them yeah he could Any NBA star or player could beat a female in high school.

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Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, they’re dudes. Because they’re dudes. You had a soccer team here in Texas that beat the women’s USA team. Because they’re guys. It’s different. It’s different. That’s why. We have to have basic education on biology? We’re going to have to do that now? It’s just so weird to me. It’s so weird that this is… I feel bad for this lady. I feel bad for the lady that worked so hard and had to stand, you know, second place up there on that podium, had to stand, was on the podium second place because the man took her spot, took her rightful spot. That’s something. And it’s more and more, it seems like it’s happening. Although finally, at least the Olympics came around. So as we head into the holidays, it’s not just about gifts. It’s about gratitude and protecting what really matters, family and the future and your financial security. Colin Plume is the CEO at Noble Gold Investments. And I tell you, the market really opened my eyes as to how much can change in a year. I mean, think of it. The market changes fast, the economy, even your own job. So what’s the smart way to make sure that your money is actually working for you? Thank you so much for joining us. It’s about long-term value and peace of mind, not chasing deals. And so that’s why you need to check out Noble Gold. Before you check out for the holidays, though, visit noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana and download their free gold and silver guide. Open a qualified account and get 10 silver holiday coins. Visit noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana. That’s noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana.

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I did not have this on my bingo card for end of year. craziness. But a politician named Adolf Hitler is set to win election in a southern African country. Oh, yeah, it’s a real story. It’s absolutely true. This individual named Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler, who Nona 59 is poised to win a second local election in Namibia on November 26. Tomorrow, he’s going to hold his seat. He got 85 percent of the vote in 2020. Yeah, he’s a member of a very left wing party. And he said that I guess his dad liked the name and he named him that because he apparently saw it in the news and liked the name. And he just said that publicly he doesn’t go by Hitler. He just admits Hitler. But he everybody calls him Adolf. But he said he’s not going to change his name. That’s wow. And also, apparently his car does have a swastika on it. At least that’s what the New York Post says. Might be a little bit more than he likes the name. Just thinking. Scientists issue an ominous warning over a mind altering brain weapons that can control your perception, your memory and your behavior. They say the tools to manipulate the central nervous system, sedate, confuse or even coerce are becoming more precise, more accessible and even more effective. attractive to different states for use. It’s in a newly published book from two professors at Bradford University. And they say that China, Russia, U.S. and even UK have been researching these so-called central nervous system or CNS weapons since the 50s. And they said it’s become so advanced that it actually could be created, which they said is terrifying. And I agree with that. A volcano in Ethiopia has erupted for the first time in 12,000 years. That’s crazy. 12,000 years. Thick plumes of smoke up to nine miles shot up into the sky, according to the Toulouse Volcanic Ash Advisory Center. It’s in Ethiopia’s Afar region, about 500 miles from northeast of Addis Ababa, and they said it erupted for hours. The volcano rises about 1,500 yards in altitude, sits in a rift valley, and there’s two tectonic plates that meet there. So they said there’s a lot of activity, but still, for hours, it erupted for hours. That’s a lot. This Thai woman was found alive in a coffin after she was brought in for cremation, according to the Associated Press. This is insane. uh this uh woman she shocked the staff they brought so they brought the coffin in and she began moving kind of scared the bejeebers out of the staff because they were getting ready to literally like you know cremate her and apparently uh they saved her because she was still hurt she opened her eyes and was moving it’s kind of scary everybody’s worst nightmare stick with us we got a lot more in store

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uh apparently you said i hate the city i hate the tennessee bachelorettes i hate pedal taverns i hate country music i hate all the things that make nashville i hate it uh now in the audio to me the bachelorette part is a little bit fair isn’t it it’s so fair sure we won’t make you weigh in on that after but what would you like to say about this clip that’s floating around

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So I’m going to say something I haven’t said. And I think it’s funny. I hope my parents don’t kill me. But I do not hate country music. I was conceived after a George Strait concert.

SPEAKER 07 : 21:53

I don’t believe you. And also, that’s gross. We don’t even I mean, I don’t need to keep hearing more about this woman. This is her. What is her name? Afton. She’s got this. She’s got a bachelorette name. Afton Ben. And that’s after she was saying that she hated country music and she hated everything about Nashville. But yet she’s running for office in the district in which Nashville resides. And you remember she went off and was saying that she hated everything about Nashville and country music, everything. Like she just went off on everything. She seems a little extroverted. Especially if you want to look and see what she this is from 2019. This is cut sex one 2019 where she had to be forcibly removed from Governor Lee’s office. So she seems like a drama seeker watch.

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Are you okay?

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Good heavens. She’s super extra. So she was told to leave. She didn’t leave. And then I guess they had to forcibly make her leave. Um, Yeah, she seems kind of like a handful. We’re not big fans of hers. She seems incredibly dramatic. Like all the things that she says that she hates, it seems like it’s all… And she is all of them. She’s all of those things. Oh, but there’s more. So this is… She really hates married women. And I think she’s single. She really doesn’t like married women. This is… Let’s see. Cut… Let’s start with cut eight, where she’s talking about people who give birth. I know. Listen to how I said that. Listen to what she says.

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I think as an organizer and as an activist, we really have an opportunity here in this country to… to talk about what type of policy progressive policies we want to see as young women. And I think we have, you know, as, as birther, you know, as women who can give birth men and women who can give birth, we can maybe leverage that as collective bargaining, which is the basis of this book that I’m not, um, I’ve just started reading, but called birth strike. Um, and how.

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So she, the men, so she doesn’t even understand basic biology. Oh, well, you know, like men and women who also what was happening. I’m sorry to point this out. What is happening with her chest in that photo? It’s like she’s got pillows shoved under her sweater. I don’t understand that. It’s like they’re all misshapen and weird. What is even that? That’s weird, right? I’m not the only one who’s seen that, right? That’s what is that? What is that? It looks like she’s got like, why is it shaped like that? Anyway, I just I can’t. But then she says this also cut. So she went in and she was talking about men and women who can give birth, which isn’t a real thing. And then cut seven. Oh, here’s that third when third and fourth wave feminism. We hate so much. Listen to this.

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My therapist always asks me to transcribe my dreams when they happen. And the recurring dream I’ve had is standing up in a cafeteria full of women, I don’t know why I was there or whatever, and saying, I don’t want children, I want power. And just screaming it at the top of my lungs. And for someone who grew up with my mother telling me never have kids because you will, you know, you’ll have to give up a lot. You have to sacrifice professionally, which is what she was saying. And I agree. where I am now with seeing the consequences and the ramifications of women having kids and being in the political field and what they’re able to achieve. Um, because we don’t offer, you know, it’s like the political field hasn’t met the challenge of working moms. They really haven’t. But also the deeply patriarchal structures that these women, um, are involved with because they’ve chosen marriage and they’ve chosen to raise children. And I think in the South, it’s incredibly difficult to shake those.

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It’s not a patriarchal structure. This is so goofy. And maybe if she had kids, she would understand that nurturing aspect. Maybe if she was inclined to even have children. I’m glad that she doesn’t breed. I’m glad that she doesn’t have kids because I can’t imagine the kind of snot-nosed brat a woman like that would raise. or a female like that would raise. First off, what really gets me, she was like, well, I don’t want to have kids because I want power in her dream. She immediately sounds like a crackpot. She opens with, well, I was telling my quack, I mean, my therapist, you know, about my dreams, and I have to write down my dreams and all that. So dumb. She doesn’t even understand that children are power. Children are your stake in the next generation. It’s your legacy. That is power. It is incredibly powerful. And it’s always… you know, unfortunate when you have clueless chicks who don’t understand that. I mean, if you don’t want to have kids, fine, don’t have kids, but don’t look down on everyone else as though they’re playing a part in some sort of patriarchal structure. I mean, that’s asinine. Good heavens. This is what Third and Fourth Way, they still keep operating on these old fantasies of a 1940s structure. It’s asinine, and it does a disservice to women. But then at the same time though in that other clip she was saying men and women who can give birth. So she actively says one thing and then she undermined her own ideology is she can’t even keep it straight. She undermines it with her next with her other comment. But having children is power that is powerful. And she just seems like she has never grown up. Lorraine says it’s a wonky uniboob. That’s what she says is why it looks like misshapen pillows. That’s what your couch pillows look like after some years. What is that? But she just sounds, whenever I hear her talk, she’s always tearing down other women. Have you noticed that? She’s tearing down other women going to Nashville, calling them bachelorettes, making fun of them. She tears down women who want to have kids and have families. She’s saying that they’re participating in a deeply patriarchal structure. It sounds like she is a jealous female who doesn’t have a man, doesn’t have a prospect of marriage or family, and is projecting her anger at that onto everybody, all these other women. That’s what it sounds like. She sounds dissatisfied and discontent and she thinks that everybody else is responsible for it. Because that’s why she targets women so much. I mean, almost every single comment that I’ve heard her make, aside from the one where she claims that she was conceived after a George Strait concert, which, gross. But every single comment that she makes, it’s always about she’s whipping some other chick every single time. She has no words of praise for them. And she keeps coming back to the whole Nashville Bachelorette thing. Like that was the third, the audio that we played for you today. That was the third. I’ve seen actually two other cuts where she was going off on this. I don’t understand the obsession. other than she is dissatisfied with her own life and is holding responsible other women whom she is envious of. That’s just what I get from her because she has all of these behavioral attributes that she claims that she doesn’t like in other people, but they are all manifest within her. I mean, for crying out loud, she sounds like a ditz. I can’t even imagine somebody like this running for Congress to say nothing of how she hates the area that she represents. It’s weird.

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