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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It wasn. Time for Florida Man.
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Some these headline I just don’t even know what’s happened. Alright, So thump. We’ve got don Don’t know where to start. We’ve got a video. I I. This is crazy. Do we have this video of So? It’s a Florida man who’s getting arrested. It’s in southwest Miami Dade and I can’t play. Can we play, actually play It? Are we safe to play It? No Audio. Okay No Audio. If we’re gonna be safe. And not have any audio. Okay So. It’s
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Censored. It wasn censored. Okay.
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Chill.
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I just hit you again. What the fuck do about It tell you what’s gonna happen
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For the first time we are seeing body camera video. When Miami-Dade police say they re assaulted by a quadriplegic man, a case So unusual. Even a judge at first appearance seems surprised.
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I have truly never seen a case Like. This
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What happened? May 1st police re called to the southwest Miami-Dade home of Brian Amasa, also known as Valiant his stage name when he’s performing music. According to the report, Amapa And, his mother seen here in red, re involved in an argument. But when mom is put in handcuffs, this happened.
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Don fucking do that. Hey, stop hitting me with a chair. Brian, stop doing. That’s a battery on you just
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Said. When we interviewed Amasa back then, he told us this,
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They claim that I I hit them with my wheelchair. Did you? I? Absolutely did not.
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The report stated that you spit at an officer
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Right So. I have I suffered from acid reflux. So I normally spit and I spit Like the totally different direction.
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But this is the video. You wanna
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Listen or not,
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Bro? Ama Aasa also told us he felt humiliated during his arrest. Bro,
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You after, let
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Me, bro, because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which he says was damaged when It was put on a flat bed. You see one officer appearing to text someone joking that they re going to put him on the tow truck
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Yeah,
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Because officers later seen inspecting their legs, amassed the charged with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
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Yeah So. There you go. Right. There. So. That’s one. Florida, man. Yeah. Alright. Right So. That’s okay. Good. Yeah. We got that. Glad we got that one in Oh. My word, a Florida man got revenge on an in-law’s neighbor. The nightmare neighbor cut down his mom’s tree. So. He caught revenge. It’s a It wasn. British Florida man who apparently got mad over his mother-in-law’s neighbor. They cut down a bunch of palm trees that separated their property. And So. He It formed a privacy hedge. And So. They And It wa It was for their pool. What do They call those? The the little, the Lanai.
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Is that Like a Lanai? Yeah? Is that what It is? Yeah It. wasn. Where They have the glass in pool. I don’t understand. It’s a Florida thing. And So. They basically are cutting down all the greenery on each other’s property. That’s, that’s what And, there’s Like different videos. I can’t, we can’t actually show the we. We can show part of It, but don’t show the part where they say the Blanky neighbor Right. No, you don Yeah. Gotta be careful with that one. So. He built a 68, 68 feet of planter, a planter box boxes says, and I guess trying to dare the neighbor into doing something there. So I. Don’t The planter boxes look great though? It wasn. The planter boxes do look great. I have to say they look very nice. So don don’t t know if it wasn Like intentional from the neighbor that cut the trees down or what, but Like, It, It ended up looking a lot. Very nice.
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So. We have this. We also got the Florida man who I got the PE Oh. Gosh, I don’t want the people at the adult store and I really don’t want the people who got into who Liter who went to Taco Bell. Husband And wife went to Taco Bell. And. Then They end up getting into a fight. And, they threw the entirety of the contents of the bag of Taco Bell at each other during the fight. And the woman because she was seen by police throwing the burrito at her husband’s head was the one who got arrested.
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Let’s all hate somebody together, all of us without any kind of question. Let’s all get on. Let’s have some unity. Okay? We gotta talk about these biohacking freaks. This is I, mean I. Don’t I. Don’t t know if I wanna laugh or we I. Don’t t know what I wanna do. This is So weird. Have you heard about, first off, there was the dude. How old is he? He is Like in his fifties. And. He is Like. I wanna be Like as biologically young as my son. Right. Right. And. He Like. It sounds Like. He kinda uses his kid as a Guinea pig. He’s Like. I. Take my son’s blood and I run tests. And. Then I do And. He is Like from what? I understand that guy who started this biohacking thing.
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He, he looks silver. He looks weird. All I can tell is that he grew his hair out, got a ton of Botox, And, maybe dipped himself in colloidal silver. I. Don’t know. I don’t really notice much of a difference. Right, he still looks the same age. Sure. I’ll go ahead. If you, if you wanna tell me that you think that you’re biologically 19, okay, I, really don’t care. I, don’t t know you. I’m not gonna send you flowers when you die. I, don’t care. I won’t even know when you die. I won’t even be notified because we don’t know each other. So. don, don’t care. So. I. Just, you know, I, do what you wanna do in your own life. But Now, it’s a big thing. I’ve got to Oh. Gotta talk about this story.
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So. Now. It’s Like. The new CrossFit. Everybody’s biohacking, guys. Everybody And. It’s starting to be stretched from, here’s a freak rich dude who’s Like injecting all this weird stuff into him. And. Now. It’s Like. Just people eating healthy. Just Like. They’re biohacking. Oh. my gosh, that’s insufferable. So. We all all agree that people who do CrossFit talk all the damn time about CrossFit. Right. And. People who are who are keto are Like. I’m keto. We know It ’cause They. Tell us Right or people who are Like. I love cycling. We know It because they tell us when they’re not hogging the road. Anyway, this couple from New York post biohacking.
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Couple plans to live longer than anyone on the planet. Who? Good for you. Nobody cares. So, it’s this couple And they’re in and I, they’re and there, they’re doing this, this profile for the New York Post and I. Guess they had a photographer come to their house. I’m gonna tell you something. If your house is all white, And, It looks Like. It’s been staged. I. think you’re crazy. I don’t trust you. Nobody’s house looks Like that your house should look lived in. Okay? It It shouldn’t look. Like a doctor’s waiting room. So, they’re from, they say they’re from the Midwest And. They wanna live longer than anyone on the planet. I’m sure they’re very nice. They’re the lens. The lens Right. one of them was a see a Chief revenue officer at a marketing agency.
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Somebody else founded a talent agency. I. Don’t know they sound Like. we we’re, they sound Like. Your typical couple on house Hunter. we I make miniature dollhouse furniture. Yes, and I do underwater basket weaving. We have a budget of $50 million. Like. That’s what They sound. Like Right. So They. He I. Just need to share this with you. So. They re talking about how they got together. Even So. He started as the biohacker. The guy was the biohacker first. Right They wanna lived at 150 years old. And. They spent six figures a year on their quest for longevity. I don’t know who likes this world enough to wanna live that long. Right, all your friends are dead.
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You’re gonna be stuck with Zoomers. I’m Sorry guys, but just saying So. She’s Like. The the wife is Like. I’ve ve been committed to wellness for hers. And. When I met my husband in person, he asked her for detailed information about health, And biology, because They, he wanted to make sure that They re gonna be suitable to each other for over a century. What? So? Yeah, that’s what they did. He made sure that They all had to, they had to pass all the tests he had. She had to pass the medical And metaphorical test. According to the independent, he the pair follow a strict daily routine. It sounds Like. There’s No fun at all. So. They wake up.
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He wakes up before her. And They both begin their day with pulsed electromagnetic field therapy using the clinical grade device and there home. They follow that up with a workout And, a walk to soak up a bit of sunlight. As soon as It rises, then They sit down for an organic homemade breakfast in the afternoon, They try to get more sun And. Take a cold plunge. If the man works from home, then They use the hyperbaric oxygen chamber. And NanoVi a device that claims to repair everyday cell damage. And for dinner, because apparently They don’t eat lunch. She cooks an organic dinner where she sits down to eat with her husband at 5:30 PM They take a long walk through the hills And. Then they begin their wind down routine. They do a sauna session. And. Then switch the house to red lights at sunset.
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They’re in bed by 9:00 PM every night. They hope that their strict routine will help them to welcome their first child. Soon we, that’s not how that’s done, but Okay, good for you. They sound Like a blast. Right do. You are going. You wanna go have some organic quinoa cicadas over at the lenses. And sit and there red lights. It. Wouldn’t It be Like sitting under them? Fryer lights at a fast food place. I. Feel Like. This goes too far. Am I wrong cane? Does this go too far? They actually have a cold tub day. The only time I get into cold water is accidentally.
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There’s health benefits to It.
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I don’t care. I don’t wanna live to be 150 at all. I have zero interest. Yeah,
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That’s, those are the hers where someone else have you looked
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Around? And seen stuff. People are wearing high wasted jeans, And. They wanna afraid him. It’s horrible. Have you listened to the music? Have you seen what they’re trying to get you to eat? They’re putting all this bug stuff in your food. Who the hell wants to live to one hundred 50? Take me back to the days when grandma used to put the bacon grease in a jar under the sink. And, everybody drank. Take me back. I’m just saying, you don’t wanna live to 150, do you? No.
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Those are where someone else has to Like. Wipe your butt. And stuff. Yeah. Those are the hers that I’m not interested in experiencing.
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I mean, they literally hold their faces up against a Like. This wall of red light, little bubble lights. It It just does not sound fun. And. Then all their photos, it’s just, it’s just So Weird dude. It’s So. Weird I. Don’t know what I think about this. I mean you do you, but it’s annoying. They’re gonna end up, isn’t It It? They’re gonna end up Like. Jimmy Carter watching planes fly by Yeah. They’re gonna be wheeled out there. And watching Oh. my gosh, I just So my head to talk about that. ’cause I keep seeing It over And over again. There was another story of this woman who was Like. Oh. I’m a biohacker and I have 11 grandkids. You’re not a biohacker. You just eat healthy.
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Cynthia, come on. That’s not biohacking. Stop It. I can’t, man. It’s, but I’d rather have those people live into 150 than Like. Jimmy Carter. Right Yeah. Dana. That’s So mean.
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And Now. All of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick five
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So. The more content you consume, the worse mental health gets according to a new study. That’s out. I believe It. It’s Like doom scrolling because people are constantly Like comparing themselves to everything else. they said that there was a comprehensive study on social media or on media consumption. Period. And They revealed that excessive content consumption can result in feelings of guilt. And, the average respondent. we then stop It. The average respondent says that they have three Ps of guilt. What is this? A ping. They have three pings of guilt a month. And. they said, on average, Americans consume about six hours of content per day. And, they said in World Mental Health Day. That’s what Oh, my gosh. we just, you know, I think a lot of It is because social media’s So.
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Curated. It really is And And. Everybody only sees Like the best of what? Somebody just stop It. Just stop and I and I And. Honestly, everybody just needs to stop pretending to be perfect on social media. Really, DC hotels are nearly sold up for the inauguration, even before election day. So. Here’s my question. Like, if it’s a bunch of Democrats And, then the Democrat loses So. Then what’s the, what’s the recourse? Right. Like, do they all just Like become available? I’m curious, but they said that all the hotels are sold out for the inauguration already, even before election day. Interesting. So, good luck. If you’re thinking that you want to go And, stand in the crowd. It’s not gonna happen. This is crazy. A woman was decapitated. She jumped to her death in front of horrified wedding guests in Manhattan.
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Oh, my God. they said that this elderly woman fell to her death room in Manhattan. Skyrise on in front of horrified wedding guests. And as her body hit the side of the building on the way down. It knocked her head off. She’s 80 one was 80 one years old. This is Like a horrific story. Geez. Yeah. She fell. And hit the side of the building. And took her head off as she hit this. It was the Regis Apartments, And Upper East Side. It was Saturday around three 30. And. they said she got caught on the railings in balconies on the side of the building. And It just Like knocked her head Right off that Oh And the arm. The head And. The arm And. They literally ended up on the terrace of another apartment while the rest of the body fell down. That’s just absolutely horrifying. Oh, my gosh, that’s Like.
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That’s Like. A horror movie. Death NASA plane to blast. Planet Killer Stop. It Planet Killer Asteroids with one thousand strong army of spacecraft or even a nuke. Stop. Let. It hit us. Let. It hit us Like. We can all go into the bunker. And. All the people that are Like voting for Marxists. They can stay out on the earth’s surface. And get pummeled. I’m fine with that. they said that it’s a race against time. They’re, they’re trying to stop dinosaur killing asteroids from wiping out earth by unleashing a one thousand spacecraft or even a nuke as a way to do It. Or you couldn. Just Like. Call Bruce Willis. you know Bruce Willis went, And handled all this before already. Right. Stick with this. We got a lot more on the way. Northwestern universities banned fat jokes.
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What I think? It was probably a fat person that did It. they said that making weight related jokes counts as harassing conduct. That may create a hostile environment. You’d think Northwestern administrators would focus on weightier issues. Set a commentator. So Northwestern University in Illinois via campus reform has a policy to discipline community members who make weight related jokes. The restrictive provisions fall under the university’s policy on discrimination, harassment, harassment, And, sexual misconduct per the daily caller. The policy we, you couldn land in some super hot water.
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If you make a fat joke, according to the policy quote, Northwestern prohibits discrimination, And harassment on the basis of race, color, religion, create national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability, citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health, decision making, height, weight, or any other classification protected by law per the policy. It’s a lot.
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I fell asleep towards the middle there. What are we
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Talking about? I? I. Like. The I forgot the last things I said. they said that displays of electronic or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning, or hostile materials related to one or more of the actual or perceived prote. What if you identify as fat And? You’re thin And. Then you wanna be offended. Are you protected? You identify. Who are you to argue? you know, they’re weight fluid. Who are you to argue whether or not somebody identifies as such? The disciplinary measures couldn range from verbal or expulsion. Professors couldn lose their tenure.
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Ooh, ooh. They had campus reform reported that there was a course at another university called the F word. Examining the science culture, And, politics of fatness. So. They don’t Like the word fat. So. You can’t make fat jokes. You can’t make any jokes. You can’t, none of It. You Oh. my gosh. They’re, this is, these are, we’ve ve been through this before. These are rules for kindergartners, not for adults,
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But It feels Like. We’ve ve been through this before. Yeah is this another wave of It, Yeah,
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I, because
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Back then I just thought, just call ’em Gigi’s, which is greater gravity.
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Oh. Yes, They are that way. It doesn’t t know. you know what, they’re a pro. They’re, it’s unfair. They, they have an oversized command of gravity. That’s actually unfair.
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It’s a positive spin. And, you’re not saying fatty or anything Like, that it’s just greater gravity. They’re just gigi’s.
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Gravity, hijackers. What to do when your neighbor commands more gravity than you? I’m gravity deprived. They I mean it’s, they They I mean they’re, they’re doing these classes. Like. They have a class in New Mexico at their University of New Mexico in Albuquerque where they, it’s, they don’t call It that, but it’s basically a literally Like a fat studies class. And students are required to put together a plus sized outfit. For some reason, And consider anti-fat as another form of oppression. don don’t even know what anti-fat means. There’s Like a whole thing. Oh Yeah
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The whole industry that’s on anti-fat,
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Fat liberationist movements. Is that a thing? That’s
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How They justify giving you Like these hydrogenated oils instead of butter. you
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Know what the I thought? it wasn just Like the ice cream truck. The fat liberationist movement.
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I have an idea.
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Yeah I do too. They can I can I. Here’s one of the assignments that They have. This is one of the assignments that they have at the fat class in the new, the New Mexico thing. Quote for this assignment. You will be online shopping. You will put this So lazy. We need the exercise. Go out to the mall. You’ll put together two outfits for the same occasion of your choosing. one will be a straight sized outfit, And, the other will be a plus sized outfit. Then you’re going to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight size clothing versus shopping for plus size.
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we, my first initial thought was that one, the underwear comes on hangers, And, the other doesn’t. The second thing was why? Who cares? Why is this a thing? Are you supposed to be, are you supposed to feel bad over Like other people’s choices? Or why is this a class? What, how does this benefit society? How does this make the economy stronger? How does this make us more energy independent? How does It help our supply chain issues? Where It contains the ingredients for antibiotics? How does this help us build more refineries? How does this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy? How does It do any of that?
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How does It help make us more energy independent? Oh It doesn’t. This is, this is Like the stuff that crumbling societies teach. This is stuff that you find in rotting decayed empires. This is how empires die when they start doing this kind of stupid stuff. I. Just I. Don’t know. What did you say? Say It. Say this. Kane
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Say It instead of fat. We just used the, the, the name. People who re fooled by a government food pyramid I. think that’s more accurate.
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Pfi
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PFI sounds Right. That sounds Right
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Okay ’cause the food pyramid.
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