Join Dana Lash as she uncovers the riveting tales and absurd truths of the world. From a Florida man’s bizarre escapades to shocking acts of violence, this episode delves into real stories that challenge our perceptions. Dana explores the importance of humanity, empathy, and kindness amidst tragic events, urging listeners to reflect on their actions and beliefs.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right. And I will warn you, Steve, I do have a villager story here. First up, though, something, this doesn’t seem very high speed. Florida Man leads police on a quote unquote high speed chase in a giant slow moving semi. 51-year-old, his last name is Lebowski. It’s so perfect. Christopher Lebowski was apprehended after a high-speed pursuit. It was not high speed. And it’s safe to say that he really struggled driving this thing. They it wove dangerously in and out of traffic and barely conducted a perilous U-turn on the highway, drove into incoming lanes. People barely escaped being hit. And it finally concluded and the police were able to take the guy into custody. But man alive, that’s something else. Let’s see. We also OK. Now we got a villager story.
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We got a villager story.
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A villager is not going to be prosecuted in an umbrella attack on her. Can I say that word? It’s the B word for dudes, but it doesn’t end with itch. Husband. She’s very not happy. Her mugshot, Dolores Dennis. Why does she have three first names? She… Seventy six year old Dolores Dennis. She is of a village of Virginia. The charges were dropped against her. She her husband went to Summer County Sheriff’s Office. He said his wife had threatened him with her at the pointy end of an umbrella during an argument. And they had a four day long argument. Wow. And she hit him on the head with her umbrella. And he said that she’d also been armed with a knife and threatened to cut his ankle so he couldn’t walk. And he tried to record some of the chaos. So charges were dropped bizarrely. How much you want to bet they’re going to be in our Florida man again here soon? Welcome back to a Super PAC program because it’s been a crazy weekend of news. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the top of this third hour. I mean, we’re going to get into the two American soldiers killed in a terror attack in Syria, but also the story with Rob Reiner. That was news that just came out of nowhere yesterday. His son stabbed him and his wife to death. When I first saw… Or I think when I first heard about the story, it said that there were two fatalities at Rob Reiner’s home. I just immediately didn’t think of him being one of the fatalities. Right. I was thinking, oh, there was an accident. Or then I thought, well, maybe it’s like one of those carbon monoxide kind of issues. You know, I was just thinking I didn’t think of what happened, that he was stabbed to death by his son, which is horrific. And apparently his son was really, really, really troubled there. And they’re I mean, even so much with his siblings, apparently hours before the stabbing, he Rob Reiner and his wife were at Conan O’Brien’s Christmas party with their son, Nick, who now has been arrested and charged with the killing of his mother and father. And apparently they’ve always kind of had a strained relationship. I know that they did a film together that kind of focused on Nick’s struggles with drug addiction and things like that. And they said that he was an intense kid who screamed like the world was on fire, according to a family friend and someone who wrote about apparently child behavioral problems. Just, I mean, awful. They had, I mean, I can’t imagine your last moments on earth. You’re looking in the face of your child, the person that you love more than, you know, you love so much and you would give your life for and you brought into this world and raise them up and just to have your final moments be their furious face as they end your life. I can’t imagine anything more horrific. I mean, that’s just horrifying. And for his siblings, because he has a brother and a sister, too. Golly, I don’t how do they how do they even deal with that? That’s just horrible. Absolutely horrible. Apparently, his masseuse found him. And, yeah, they were at the Conan O’Brien holiday party, it says, per TMZ. They got into a very loud argument that other guests could hear. And then Rob Reiner and his wife left the party. And then Sunday, everybody had their throats slit. I mean, because that’s how he killed him. He slit their throat and then stabbed them. Awful. And no one said what the argument was about other than that he just had an argument and it was very, very loud. Apparently, he was in rehab a lot. He was in rehab, what, 14, 15 times? His son was in rehab for a long time and apparently also dealt with mental illness. So he was on drugs. He was mentally ill, had apparently a history of mental illness. which makes me think also maybe there was a history of violence there. But man, I just can’t. It’s awful. Now, I know that when and I’ve seen some of the stuff out there, people normally if it’s if I really don’t like the individual and it’s bad news, I just don’t say anything. This was just such a horrifying way to go out. No matter how much I would disagree with anybody about politics, I could I would never hope that they go out this way. That’s just awful. And I just can’t even imagine your own child can’t even imagine. I wanted to play for you this reaction that Rob Reiner had when he was asked about the assassination of Charlie Kirk. And the reason I’m playing this. Because there’s a lot of meanness and nastiness out there. I know we all love POTUS and we all love him taking down people on the left. I don’t think that his tweet about this was the best. I think it was a misstep. He had tweeted about Rob Reiner and got real political about it. I don’t think it’s helpful. I don’t think it’s helpful. We’re right before Christmas, especially… you know, Rob Reiner was very graceful about the assassination of Charlie Kirk. And I wanted to play this audio for you because this was at a time when nobody else in Hollywood, and I’m just putting it out there. This was a time when no one else in Hollywood was speaking about it in this way. And I think he was one of the first listen to this.
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And I unfortunately saw the video of it and it’s, uh, it’s in this it’s beyond belief what happened to him and uh that should never happen to anybody i don’t care what your political beliefs are that’s not acceptable that’s not a solution uh to uh to solving problems and uh i felt like what uh his wife said at the uh the service that the memorial they had was exactly right and totally i believe you know i’m jewish but i I believe in the teachings of Jesus, and I believe in doing to others, and I believe in forgiveness. And what she said to me was beautiful and absolutely, you know, she forgave his assassin. And I think that that is admirable.
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I mean, indeed, just incredible. That was a very, and remember that when he said that, that was at a time when you had celebrities going, yeah, well, their politics were horrible or he had it coming. He was like one of the first people who said, and he was pretty early out of the gate, like, no, no, no, this is just awful. And I just thought that was very classy. POTUS had tweeted about it. And he said, a very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, he says, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy stars passed away together with his wife. reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as Trump derangement syndrome, sometimes referred to as TDS. And he was talking about it and he said, may Rob and Michelle rest in peace. Oh my gosh. Come on, guy. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And it’s real. This was not an AI thing for the people. It was a real post. I just, there’s a, this, the way that he went out, was horrific. And that’s it. No one, no one, nobody. There’s no amount of political disagreement that would make me want your last moments to be looking in the eyes of your child as they cut your throat. It’s awful. We got to get to a moment where we recover a little bit of our humanity. I was thinking about this jokingly. I was looking at POTUS’s tweet. I’m like, POTUS, come on, POTUS. And I wanted to, my first thought was, dude, that seems like TDS. You can’t have TDS because you’re, or DTS because you’re DT. You can’t have DTS because you’re DT. It’s my first thought. I just, oh, just awful. Do you ever have weird thoughts like this? The other thing that popped into my head was I actually never thought, not that I ever thought about Rob Reiner passing away or anything like that, but it’s so shocking that you think of all the ways that you thought somebody might go, even if you never actually thought about it, that’s not the way that you thought they would go, right? Like maybe peacefully in their sleep after a nice meal or maybe, you know, I don’t know. Not like that. Just horrific. But it’s okay to try to find humanity in other people. And can I encourage you in this, which is weird for me to say, because I’m one of the meanest people that’s in this industry. Admittedly, you don’t have to wait for the other person to demonstrate humanity before you do. It’s not a weakness. It’s not a weakness. I mean, in scripture, you’re told, well, how, I mean, Jesus explicitly, it’s in the red letters in the Bible, and y’all know what that means, where he says, how easy for it, how easy is it for you to like people who like you? How easy is it for you to do good unto people who do good unto you? But doing good to others without the expectation of reciprocity, being kind to others without the expectation of reciprocity, that is true strength and true discipline. So just a thought. It is the people over at Ammo Squared. Ammo Squared can get you covered if you want to make sure that you always stay topped up no matter what caliber it is that you need. This is a great gift for hunters, preppers, anybody who loves to shoot, just likes being prepared. It’s America’s ammunition reserve. It’s a worry-free solution to collect ammunition for the future and avoid getting caught empty-handed. You can choose from over 70 calibers. You set a monthly budget, and they automatically curate and grow your reserves. You just set it and forget it. It’s a gift that keeps on giving all year long. And everything is stored in a secured climate-controlled facility until you want it shipped. There’s no minimums, no hidden fees, and you get free shipping on orders over $250. It’s a great gift for folks who want to try new calibers or just stay topped up. Visit AmmoSquared.com. Set up an ongoing ammo supply. Don’t run out when it counts. Stock up before and after training. That’s AmmoSquared.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man.
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Tell us who you are and what you do. I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
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Why do you guys think you win so many cases? The insurance companies and other companies that we go against know that we’re going to take it to the end, that we believe in the case. So we fight for every dollar and we’re not afraid to go that extra mile for our clients. Are insurance companies like actually afraid of you guys? We don’t bluff. We take it to trial and we are not strangers of getting very, very, very large verdicts.
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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
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Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.
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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
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Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss.
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It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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All right. So let’s get started here. So the Louvre, Louvre, Kane, they’re closing the doors to visitors because of a staff strike. I thought it was because all their artwork got ruined and or stolen, but I might have been. Yeah, it’s a walkout. And they visited the most. It’s the most visited museum in the French capital. They had 400 staff trade unions announced. It’s all back. They said that they. Understaffed museum workers, they weren’t being given what they needed in order to cope with the increasing flows of people. And, you know, they had the theft of these French crown jewels. Then they had a water leak that damaged all like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of books that they had. So they’re having serious problems. And then don’t forget, wasn’t there like another joke that somebody did? They pulled like some kind of joke. And they had like another… Yeah, yeah, yeah. They brought something in like right by where the Mona Lisa was. So they’re having… A real one over at the Louvre. So now the staff is like, yeah, we’re going to go on strike. We’re done with this. Oh, I can’t actually say what I have this listed as on under our rundown. Stanford Medicine, a new Stanford Medicine study shows that the mRNA, why the mRNA vaccines can cause myocarditis. We all knew this. All of us knew this. All of us knew this. And this was why so many of us were so we were not interested in taking this experimental shot. And so for, you know, all of that, we were talking about this in 2021, 2020, all of the people, by the way, and I know we all have that. This is my little Merry Christmas, you know, ho, ho, ho thing for all of the people that ended friendships because their friends wouldn’t get the shot burning an AIDS fire. Fa la la la la. Go stuff yourself. There you go. Because we all knew it. Oh, no, I’m not over it. Not going to be over it. Let’s see. Peter Green. Oh, 60 years old. He was found dead. Found dead in his apartment. Everybody remembers him. He was the mask. He always played like the scummiest villain. Did he not? I don’t know what I would do if I saw him in a role where he played the good guy. Because he was so good at being bad. But he’s passed away. Age 60. Apparently he had illnesses and some other stuff. Secret government UFO program reveals paranormal events. Well, I believe it. I believe it. I’ll believe anything at this point. Except if my government… You know, though, I was thinking about this. If my government’s telling me that aliens exist, then I think that they don’t. Because I don’t trust my government. Hmm. I’m really torn, Kane. This needs a whole segment. Anyway, they said that a secret program known as AWSAP, literally what it’s called, A-A-W-S-A-P, created in 2008 with Harry Reid when he was still alive. It became the largest ever UFO investigation ever undertaken. Remember when he fell all over his bathroom with exercise bands and nobody believed him? Maybe it wasn’t the mafia. I don’t know about that. Because he was the gaming commissioner. Maybe it was aliens that just went in and whooped him up. I don’t know. But they said that, yeah, apparently there’s a program that has been following it for some time. You think that this is all drip drip stuff? Part of a plan to desensitize people to it? Sure is. Maybe. Possibly could be. That three-eye atlas dramatically changes color as the Earth approaches days away. Isn’t it interesting how it’s coinciding around Christmas time? I think so as well. We’re going to come back to that. We’ve got all kinds of news to unpack. Stick with us. The folks over at Patriot Mobile, the only… Christian conservative cell phone service that’s in existence and Patriot Mobile wants to save you money. Patriot Mobile also wants to make sure that your money isn’t going towards the things that you vote against at the ballot box because you definitely don’t want that happening with Patriot Mobile right now. They’re rolling out their red, white and blue Friday promotion. So you have a once a year chance to get a free smartphone just from switching to a more affordable device. more like-minded service. You get unlimited data, mobile hotspots, international roaming, all of it. And it’s easy to switch. You can keep your phone, keep your number. If you want to upgrade to that free smartphone and their 100% U.S.-based team, we’ll get you activated in minutes. So visit patriotmobile.com slash Dana or call 972-PATRIOT. Get the free smartphone using promo code Dana. But this is a limited-time offer that will not last long. Patriotmobile.com slash Dana, 972-PATRIOT, code Dana.
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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man.
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Tell us who you are and what you do. I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.
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That’s pretty awesome.
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Why do you guys think you win so many cases? The insurance companies and other companies that we go against know that we’re going to take it to the end, that we believe in the case. So we fight for every dollar and we’re not afraid to go that extra mile for our clients. Are insurance companies like actually afraid of you guys? We don’t bluff. We take it to trial and we are not strangers of getting very, very, very large verdicts.
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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
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Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. And our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.
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Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
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Thanks for having me. Visit ForThePeople.com for an office near you.
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At 4 o’clock in the morning, hit this hotel room in Coventry and took this man into custody. What we’re told from law enforcement sources now is that they seized two firearms from this 24-year-old suspect. One of those firearms, we are told, was equipped with a laser sight device. This has significance because, number one, that’s a fairly sophisticated device for a handgun where when you aim it a red dot goes uh where you want to target and if you fire at that point the bullet goes where the dot is it’s the kind of things used mostly by professionals tactical people military people the uh the other aspect of it though is it
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Who’s this turd that’s talking? Who is this absolute lunchbox that’s talking?
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I mean, it’s a red dot. You just put the red dot on the gun, Ken. It’s magical. It’s a very sophisticated device that allows, you know, it’s met by military people, fused by specialists and military people. Who doesn’t?
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Where do they get these people? This is on CNN. They had this stooge up on CNN. If I was sitting there on set with him, I’d have smacked him in the face. That’s the dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard, and we’re all stupider for having heard it. First off, it’s not like this magical, sophisticated device. I have red dots. In fact, one of my last pistols I got has a red dot on it. By the way, like laser sights, red dots, these are all very different things. This guy has no idea what he’s talking about, number one. Number two, you can buy it on damn Amazon. You can go into Walmart and get one. They’re not expensive. Millions of people have these. And he’s talking about the Brown University. This is it’s not a special device that you can only get if you’re like a pro or a military. I don’t know what that means. Professionals and military. What does it even mean? This guy doesn’t even know. This is the kind of stuff that they can. I just please for the love of all things holy. If you’re going to talk about it on your show, CNN, have somebody that knows what the hell they’re talking about to discuss it. You just point and shoot, you clown. It’s not going to do anything. It’s not a magical instrument.
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We’re told one of those firearms, we’re told, as such, such as, was equipped with a laser sight device.
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It’s a fairly sophisticated device. I love how he tries to describe it. When you aim at a red dot, it goes to where you want to target. And if you fire at the point, the bullet goes where the dot is. I can’t with these people. These are not serious people on this issue. It’s like saying, Joe, it’s a chainsaw bayonet. I mean, dude, this is just, I think, by the way, there are way more. This is where this guy’s wrong. There are way more. There are way more sights and red dots on civilians’ firearms than there are military. Yes. What is this guy even talking about? Who is this sentient turd? Who is it? Barely sentient. Good night. It’s not a, in the chat, they’re talking about how the red dot makes the bullets go faster. See, the bullets like, it peeks out of the barrel and it goes, what’s that out there? Is that a red dot? I’m going to go get that red dot. And it goes faster. That’s not how this works. It doesn’t work that way. But yes, I’m pretty sure I would bet the house on the fact that more civilians have this than police for sure or any kind of mil-spec thing. Oh my gosh, stop. Listen, guys, you can get one for like $15 on Amazon right now. There are people who put them on their salt guns for bugs. I mean, people use them all the time. They’re super cheap to get. Millions have them. But this is them trying to fearmonger about this. Again, Brown University was a gun-free zone. Rhode Island’s pretty much a gun-free state. So what failed? What did they have that failed? Million-dollar question, don’t you think? What didn’t work? They’re not going to evaluate it because that would require brain cells. This what also gets me about this is the absolute mess of the press conference from the post Brown University. They’re still looking for this guy. They can’t find him. They got a guy in custody and then they had to let him go or they let him go. This was a cut 13. So while they were literally having this 10 o’clock or 11 o’clock, whatever press conference, the police chief of Providence, Rhode Island, somebody whispers in his ear that, well, you can’t say being in custody. That’s not the right thing to say. Watch this. This is 13.
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Now someone is in custody. How you all are working together to garner that information.
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Custody is the wrong word. Someone being detained, brother.
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Correct. And so, yeah, someone being detained. He led us to that point as far.
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So they’re not in custody. What are they?
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Detained.
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Yeah, detained. They’re just detained. They’re not into custody. They’re just detained. Yeah, this is cut 14. Premia Jayapal. She’s apparently wants something that would make all of the laws that they already had more lawyer. I don’t know. Listen, this is 14.
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because it’s come to this place where these events are happening in every community across the country. And the answer to the majority of Americans is clear. Make it less easy for guns to be in the hands of people who shouldn’t have them. And that means passing gun safety reforms. But every single time something like this happens, we don’t get the reforms.
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Okay, what reforms do you want? Brown University bans any and all firearms at all whatsoever. Any and all weaponry at all whatsoever on any aspect of its campus in total. You’re not allowed to keep anything in your car. You’re not allowed to have anything in your car. You’re not allowed to have anything touch the property of the university. Rhode Island has a quote-unquote weapon ban. They have all kinds of stuff. They have ammo restrictions, additional licensing. They have everything that you want. Why didn’t your laws work? Why didn’t they work? Do you know, also, according to numerous independent studies, including if you look at Stanford University’s data set of mass casualty incidents, do you realize that, especially within the past 10 years, gun-free zones specifically are targeted? They are targeted. Do you remember the theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado? The killer in that instance was actually looking at a different theater originally and then ended up targeting that particular theater because it was explicitly a gun-free zone. When you look at, what was it, the… Mass casualty incident that took place recently. This was the Highland Park, where you had, what was it, Highland Park, elsewhere, gun-free zones, gun-free zones, the store in New York, gun-free zone. I mean, I’m just like going through my list at gun-free zone, gun-free zone. Nashville, the killer targeted, explicitly said in writings, gun-free zone. Hmm.
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