In this episode of Dana Lash’s Absurd Truth Podcast, explore the peculiar world of Florida man exploits. From wild birthday celebrations on a stolen conch train to bizarre incidents with concrete pipes and machetes, Dana and her guests dissect the curious antics from the Sunshine State. This lively discussion is peppered with humor, outrageous anecdotes, and a good dose of common sense, guaranteed to brighten your day with the latest ‘Florida Man’ tales.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right, so this is a big headline. It’s a lot to put on the plate. It’s like when you’re at the buffet and you’re getting stuff on your plate. You’re at the cookout and you’re getting all the stuff and you got to get the potato salad. Then you got to get, I mean, it’s a lot on the plate. So here it is. Ready? Florida Keys man marks birthday by doing meth, stealing conch train, picking up riders, fighting with cops. Happy birthday to him. Yeah, like it’s one way to celebrate your birthday, I guess. They found him at the southernmost point buoy. He told officers, oh, wow, he looks crazy. By the way, the conch train is literally like a little train. He stole it. It’s a little… train that’s like a little scooter like glorified golf carts all linked together and dressed up like a train and it says conch train on it it’s one of the very famous little vehicle uh he faces three criminal charges jonathan patrick winslow he’s 57 years old and he went to the conch tour train depot uh stole it and they tracked it because it’s not like it can go that fast and he was also quote running it with rock music playing So the little train that you’re watching that Juan’s showing you on the simulcast, he was blaring music and running around the keys with that. So that’s what he had. So anyway, he picked up passengers, like random people, while driving it. I guess they had no idea that the guy driving it had stolen it. And when he finally was pulled, when they finally detained him, they said he exhibited rabid speech and appeared excited. Of course, I would be, too, if I was driving the train. And then they said he was going to face charges because he stole it. And he was like, I just borrowed it. Just merely borrowed it. So then they found a crack pipe on him. He told them it was a weed pipe and or I guess a meth pipe. I don’t know. And they’re like, I don’t think you use that to smoke weed, but okay. Anyway, so he’s in jail, $60,000 bond. He has not bonded out. I told you it was a lot.
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We saw his photo, right? It looked like he got tased. Do you see his hair?
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Yeah, his hair. Or he went to the magic house and put his hand on the thing. Maybe it was the breeze from the conch train that was blowing through his hair. I don’t know. Okay, speaking of… Oh, boy. A visibly highly intoxicated man was arrested after he threw a concrete pipe and a machete. Again, another machete at a victim. Edwin Watts, 71 years old. There he is right there. He looks like a sad prospector. Bless him. Bless his little heart. I hope he gets the help he needs. But he got charged with all kinds of stuff. He… I don’t even know where to start with this. He threw everything, literally everything but the kitchen sink, concrete, metal pipes, threw a whole machete at a dude. And this was in Marion County. They were called to a home over a physical disturbance. And they said that Edwin Watts was seated on his red ATV at the entrance to the property. He made an inappropriate hand gesture and blah, blah, blah. Basically, the guy was drunk as a skunk, noticeably agitated and acting aggressive. He has no prior battery convictions, but he’s in the pokey on a slew of charges. Oh, let’s see. Let’s do the guy who got super drunk and drove into a sheriff’s pond, if we have time. Do we have time? We may. Drunk Florida man. His wrong exit, he literally drove into a pond behind a sheriff’s substation. Oh. It’s in Homestead. He’s from Homestead. And he was apparently definitely under the influence. And he drove his truck into a retention pond right behind Martin County Sheriff’s Office traffic division. So the pond arrested him. We have Kel-Tec, the PR-57. It’s one of the new ones that Kel-Tec came out with at the start of the year, the PR-57, which is a rotary barrel pistol chambered in 5.7 available now. And you can go to your FFL, order it online, have it shipped to your FFL. Made in the USA from a Florida-based company. And with the PR-57, they achieve the smaller stature in a number of different ways, not only with the rotary barrel, but also the unique top-loading design, which uses stripper clips instead of traditional magazines. So if a leftist talks about clips instead of… The magazine in this case, they’re going to be accurate. It has an MSRP of only $399, so it’s super affordable for everyone. Quickest and easiest field strip available. Low recoil for ease of use and accuracy. It’s very similar to my G43X magazine. in terms of lightness and all of that. And so if you like 5.7, this is an interesting option for you. But it’s made in America from Kel-Tec. You can learn more at keltecweapons.com, K-E-L-T-E-C, weapons.com, Innovation Performance Kel-Tec, keltecweapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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Isn’t this the time that for the summer blockbuster? I had to explain to my kids what blockbuster meant. Blockbuster is like when isn’t that when they stood around the theater, like lines around the theater, like everybody wanted to go in and see the film. And so it was a blockbuster because they were lined up around the block. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has I don’t know, has there really been one? Like I watched the last Mission Impossible and that was great. And I went and watched Ballerina and then I watched it again. I’ve seen it twice. It’s fabulous. And I appreciate it. I told you how she’s not like a woke Mary Sue. It’s like Linda Hamilton type Ripley type female like a heroine. And that’s I want to get back to those days. I don’t really know if there is one. I think they were wanting Superman to be like the next one and it’s not going to happen. Are you done with superhero movies Kane?
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Yeah, pretty much. I think they’ve extended it. They went even into the anti-hero portion of it. And I think they’ve exhausted that, too.
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Like, I see it advertised. I’m like, damn, not you again. You know, I just saw you. Go away.
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Well… Well, if you look at the statistics of the highest grossing movies so far in just 2025, it’s Lilo and Stitch. It’s like number two.
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Well, after the… horribleness with Snow White and everything I don’t know I don’t know why people decided let’s do this with Superman let’s have Superman be woke I don’t know y’all but I it’s getting absolutely savaged in some early reviews and I think it really does it deserves it so James Gunn is directing this film. He was Guardians of the Galaxy. James Gunn had his own problem. Let me just give you some insight a little, some little bit of time ago. He got fired because he had some really nasty posts on Twitter. And this was back in like 2018. He, I don’t even know if I can read some of what he, he said i don’t think i actually can’t it’s like like he said um oh how do i how do i i just really inappropriate stuff he had um one tweet where he talked about boys and another tweet where he was mocking like literally rape like saying oh the best thing about rape is when you’re not being raped anymore like he actually tweeted that out I don’t know. And he had a bunch of these. So he had said, you know, my words at the time totally failed and unfortunate. I was trying to be provocative and I failed, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, I’m so, you know, I take full responsibility, whatever, whatever, whatever. And remember, they were firing. They were going to fire him off of Guardians of the Galaxy and everybody like pitched in and they were all defending him. All the actors, everybody, even Chris Pratt, everybody’s defending him. So he was kind of quiet for the most part, just doing his job. And then he’s behind the camera for Superman. And it’s supposed to be out when? July 11th, I think, is when it comes out. And it’s woke, apparently. Apparently even more so than Snow White. Well, how is that possible? So he’s decided to make the story about immigration. He said, quote, well, let’s go ahead and hear what he has to say. This is audio soundbite. Eleven million. Go ahead and play this.
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It is exactly what the movie is about. I think that like we support immigration. our people. You know, we love our immigrants. We love. Yes. Superman is an immigrant. And yes, this is his brother. Is this not his brother, Sean, that we support in this country, our immigrants. And if you don’t like that, then you’re not American people.
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So that was his brother. But he also said, quote, he did an interview with The Times of London. He said that Superman is the story of America, an immigrant that came from other places and populated the country. And it says it’s a story that for me says basic human kindness is a value and something that we have lost. OK, well, I don’t I don’t know if he’s read the room when you look at polling on this issue. Especially, I mean, when you’re looking at Democrats, you’re looking at Republicans. People have no problem with immigration. It’s illegal immigration that they have a problem with. And whenever you have Hollywood celebrities or politicians that pay lip service to this issue, no one cares enough about the issue, apparently, to offer that nuance, to provide that distinction when discussing it, which then I think they do that on purpose as bait. so that they can say, look how mad you are talking about immigration. No, you’re, you’re conflating two separate things, legal immigration and illegal immigration. They’re two entirely separate things and you’re conflating both of them. And so that’s what we’re seeing here. I really don’t want to go see it. I don’t even know who, I mean, the majority of the country feels this way about immigration and it, I don’t understand why you would make a movie that intimates that if you don’t support their vision, then you’re somehow… A bigot. Yeah, a bigot. I wasn’t going to go see this movie just because I’m so tired. I don’t like Superman. I’m not a big DC guy, right? I mean, I’m not a very big Superman fan. And I get it that… How was it put? That Superman is essentially… almost kind of a mockery of humanity because he has to pretend to be weaker and lame in order to fit in with everybody else. Right. And has to hide who he really is. It’s really like an exposition on humanity. But I just I don’t know. I’ve never been in. I don’t know. I’ve never been into it.
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Even as a kid, I find it hard to believe that just a pair of glasses somehow keeps him from being noticed as Superman.
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Okay. Can I interject on that? Not to interrupt you. I’m going to let you. So I’ve been to events and if I have my hair pulled back, nobody has no idea who I am.
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Seriously?
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Nobody has any idea. What? Yep.
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I don’t know.
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Nobody has any idea. It’s hysterical.
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I don’t know. But I didn’t. I’ve never. Even as a kid, I’m like, this makes absolutely no sense. How do you not know that’s not Superman? It’s Clark Kent. Sure.
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but does he not lower his glasses once like can you not oh there he is there he is you look just like like none of that ever i went um i will never forget i went to an event somewhere i was supposed to speak at the event and i got there the evening before and they were doing some kind of reception and i had my hair pulled back you know i was you know gonna style my hair for the next day and um they weren’t gonna let me in because they had no idea who i was And it was the keynote. And it was hysterical. And then I was like, wait a minute. It’s me. And I undid my hair. And they were like, oh, my gosh. I swear to you this happened. And I have always been endlessly amused by this. And then I thought, maybe I should be a spy. Maybe I could have been a spy. If I could just hide my appearance that easily, maybe I’m in the wrong line of work. I don’t know. So that’s not the only one apparently that they’re having problems with the Superman reboot. I mean, first off, I just think that you’re you’re immediately running afoul of the majority of the country and how they view this issue. But apparently where’s this other story? So apparently they also have the issue of what one is this Pixar? Let me pull this up. So this is Toy Story from what I understand. It’s Disney, so are you shocked? So fans are upset because Disney got woke. And they said that it’s supposed to be Disney and Pixar. They left fans in a panic. It’s the fifth one. This is the fifth one, really? And it is a snap. If I can pull this up, which I’m having a little difficulty doing. They said that, I guess, like, Jessie the Cowgirl or something is missing in this story. Oh, okay. I don’t know. I don’t care. It’s a damn kids animated movie. Why are we making anything woke? Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are out. No Potato Heads. Buzz and Woody are back. Let’s see. And I guess people are mad because it’s a binary. I don’t know. Kane. Didn’t some of those voice actors die? Probably. Maybe that’s why they’re not coming back.
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Probably. I still am upset at the fact they can’t originate something new. They can’t create something new. Why are we always redoing stuff? That’s literally everything.
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That’s not what makes people mad when they redo those. I saw a thing on… streaming services where it was Anne Boleyn and it was a black actress playing Anne Boleyn, which… Okay, then have a blonde Norwegian play Mulan. I don’t care. If that’s what you’re going to do, then go ahead and do that. Let’s go ahead and completely remake Black Panther and make it all pasty, pale, white, blonde people. Right? Go ahead. Let’s just go ahead. I mean… Also, we just need a more original content. I mean, there’s so many great stories from so many different corners of the globe. Like, why are we rehashing the same stupid stuff over and over and over again? I just it’s it’s so frustrating at this point. So I I don’t know. I’m not going to go. I probably I don’t even know when I’m going to go back online. To the theater to see another movie. I’ve seen everything I want to see.
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I don’t suspect it’s going to stay in the theaters very long. If they’re not going to get the revenue from it and they see that it’s just fallen off a cliff immediately, they may pull it themselves.
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Like Snow White. Didn’t that get a theatrical release and it came and went? Yeah, exactly. Now it’s gone.
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It’ll be on Netflix.
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Lorraine goes, to be fair, Superman is an undocumented alien. Lorraine, he’s a Martian. He is literally like from space. Now, if someone shoots to Earth in a rocket from space for the purpose of studying him, I’m going to let him cook, okay? Let him go.
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But she’s right. I haven’t seen any Superman.
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What in the world is Chat talking about? That’s what they’re coming up with.
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I haven’t seen any Superman paperwork. She’s probably right. He’s undocumented.
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I haven’t seen any Superman paperwork. It’s Clark Kent. I’m an American named Clark Kent. That’s what it is. I don’t know. He’s an alien. That’s like saying, are we really doing this? That’s like saying Predator is a movie about undocumented immigrants. Are we really doing that? Because let’s take it to the full and final. The Predator was also from space. The Predator was a movie about undocumented immigrants, Cain. Look at all these ignorant people that were fighting him and being rude.
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The Predator didn’t have any paperwork either.
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So mean. He didn’t. Did he have special Predator paperwork? No. Did he have a special Predator light? No. He was an undocumented immigrant, Cain. well alien but alien whatever undocumented alien literally an alien or what about the actual alien well they were in space aliens aliens the xenomorphs were in space i have no idea how i know that the xenomorph um but they were in space like but you know what i mean like just saying there’s we got a lot of uh what is it uh what was the one that richard dreyfuss presented he made the mashed potato mountain oh yeah um close encounters
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Yes, yes, yes.
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That was a movie about undocumented aliens. They were just snatching people up to be friendly. Like, how dare you? You see what I mean? Like, this is so stupid. It’s a movie about a guy who flies with a cape and he wears an adult onesie. Okay? Stop trying to be like, it’s a movie about immigrants. Just shut up and make a stupid movie, one of a million, about your superhero dude. Stop trying to make this about a political issue and sucking the joy of life out of everything that we know. Just quit. Please. We have more on the way. If you’ve noticed dry skin or changing texture that comes with time, you’re not alone. And that’s exactly what One Skin is here to help with. Healthy skin starts at the cellular level. Taking care of your skin isn’t just about looks. One Skin’s topical supplements make it easy for you to do something practical for your skincare. They’re designed by a team of women scientists, and they use the proprietary OS01 peptide to target the root cause of aging, which is cellular sin sense, also known as zombie cells. These cells slow down collagen and hydration, making your skin weaker. OneSkin’s OS01 peptide is clinically proven to reduce wrinkles, boost hydration, and help strengthen thinning skin. Plus, they have over 4,000 five-star reviews for their face, body, sun, and travel products. Visit OneSkin.co now and enter promo code DANASHOW to get started today with 15% off. That’s OneSkin.co promo code DANASHOW for 15% off. After your purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. Support your show and tell them we sang.
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It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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I need a karaoke Zeppelin for the rest of the show. I’m telling you, I’m such a… And then I gotta tell you about my soft serve thing that I got. It’s just so weird here today. I have no idea what’s happening. All right, so first up… Oh, Poland has reintroduced border control, border controls with Germany. Now, remember, let’s go back like a year real quick. When you had different European Union nations that were freaking out over the… absolute deluge of people coming in from North Africa, etc. And they were going into Germany and Germany was like, we’re not going to respect borders. We’re just go ahead. You’re part of the EU. We’re just going to let everyone filter through. So Poland has reintroduced border controls with Germany in a crackdown. Their president said it’s a polls first agenda and they are not messing around. Carol Nowrocki. ran on the slogan of Poland first, polls first, and defeated the more liberal candidate. And now they’re taking a very, very tough approach, similar to what Italy’s been doing on immigration. So very interesting. A man’s in custody after he made a bomb threat on a plane that was leaving St. Petersburg and Clearwater International Airport. Yeah, you can’t do that, right? Have you ever watched Meet the Parents? Because you can’t even say the word bomb, bomb, bomb. Can’t even do it. You can, but not like that. 27-year-old Taj Taylor told another passenger that his laptop was a bomb during the flight. Uh… Clearly, they didn’t watch Key & Peele either. Because that passenger immediately went and told one of the airline attendants. I mean, you would, right? You would be like, this guy’s got a bomb. This is, like, really crazy. And they were getting ready to take off. Guy’s 27 years old. Told the passenger his laptop was a bomb.
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And, like, I’m just saying, I really… We’re going to Drax and Elm. Scouts.
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They’re not talking about no Terry Bradshaw or no Terry Klaus. You know, I’m just saying, you know, you got to track them clowns. A man setting off fireworks. This is in Boston. Killed himself. I mean, I was just telling the show. Congratulations. Everybody got here with all their fingers and toes intact. Seven-year-old Robert Spagnuolo. Well, he was apparently killed by a firework Friday night, according to Channel 10 Boston. It was a fireworks incident, and it was Plymouth County District Attorney’s Office. They confirmed it, and they said that he was identified, and it was directly involving fireworks. They didn’t say, like, what. They didn’t say if it was, you know, a rum and candle or what it was. Yeah, it was a big one. You’ve got to be careful out there. I do not want to talk about the eel one. Can we just not? Are you going to meet me? You can read it. Share this one. This is yours. No, I triple dog dare you. All right.
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Well, scientists have found, doctors have found a live eel swimming in a man’s abdominal cavity. It was in him. Swimming around in the abdominal cavity.
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You’re welcome. Okay. This is so gross. The world’s largest time capsule. I love how that was just the story. Opened in Nebraska 50 years later. Do we know what’s in it? Probably Cornhusker stuff. I don’t know what’s in it. No, they just said it was the world’s largest. They had pet rocks, artwork, a teal suit, Chevy Vega, all that good stuff. The one place that I have not gotten over my germophobia is going to the airport. Because I told you how COVID ruined me. And when you tell me I can’t do something, I want to do it. And when everyone was saying, like, don’t touch things and wear masks, I wanted to lick doorknobs and breathe everything out of spite. Because I’m so anti-authoritarian. But you’ll die. But at least I won’t be under your thumb. Anyway. So the security line at TSA, going through TSA has always been heinous. And the thing that I hate most, oh my gosh, I’m not going to make it through this. Oh. It’s when people take off their shoes. What was that? Oh, it’s when they take off their shoes. Oh. Oh my gosh. I always will wear socks. I don’t believe in socks and sandals except when you go through TSA. And I hate having, I’m a woman, I hate having to tailor a whole outfit around my TSA shoe policy, you know. The worst is when you’re behind somebody and they take off their shoes and they’re standing on the tile floor. And then when they move, you can see the heat and sweat imprint of their wet socks on the floor. And you’re like, then they make you stand. Oh, I used to, they used to pull me out all the time when they make you stand on the thing. And they’re like, put your feet on the yellow footprints. And I’m just like, I don’t think your machine is going to break if my feet aren’t on the yellow footprints, you know? So, and you’re going to put your feet where their feet were. It’s so bad. Anyway, apparently you’re not going to be required anymore to do that. Why were we required to do it in the first place? Was it because of the shoe bomber? That guy?
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I think it was the shoe bomber guy. Pretty sure.
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So they’re ending the requirement to remove shoes during airport screenings, and I guess it’s effective immediately. This is my favorite. Someone said, quote, I flew through LaGuardia this morning, and when I went to take off my shoes, the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something totally unexpected.
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What’s the font you use to get that kind of accent?
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I don’t know. It’s the girl accent. Everything’s a question. Oh my gosh. Welcome to my home. But I… Because you would have to take off your shoes and put them in a bin that you were supposed to put like your phone and wallet and stuff in. So I don’t know. I… Did it work? Did it actually stop anything? I don’t know if it stopped anything. But I do think some TSA is really nice. Like Dallas has some real nice ones. Some of the TSA agents are I think it’s a completely useless agency that should be abolished and all those people relocated elsewhere. But that said, there’s some really nice agents in Dallas. But what I don’t like and I have noticed whenever I would go through New York, it’s like this. Remember when they they have some machines where you don’t have to take out your laptop? And then they have other machines where you do and you’re just supposed to magically know this when you go through security line and they’re like, what are you doing? Don’t take that. And they’re like yelling at you and you’re like, I don’t know what the rules are because that machine, they’re all taking their stuff out. I don’t know that I don’t got to take it out of this one. It’s just, you know, you’re supposed to magically know this stuff. So I don’t know. I’m but it is so nasty because that was the nastiest thing ever. I will never forget. I almost ripped a man’s arms off and beat him to death with him one time in the security line because he took his dirty shoes off his nasty feet and he put them on top of my blazer. I was going to like for a business meeting and I took his shoes and I flung them across the thing. I’m not even kidding. It’s probably on camera. And I go there was a spider is what I said. It’s totally lied. But I was and I looked at him again. I was like, don’t I go get your own bed. And he was like, I was going to put them. I’m like, I will literally break your face off into dust. Don’t. I will murder you right here. Let’s not. I just can’t deal with it. It makes me sick.
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I’m not sure, since they implemented that policy of taking your shoes off, did they discover shoes that had bombs in them ever?
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No. Not once. Now I’m going to wear them. Not one time. Don’t get me, CIA. No, I don’t know. Maybe we should just get rid of the TSA altogether and have privatized security. Oh, no. It sounds like it would be the best answer. But Congress can’t even cut $9 billion, so I don’t expect them to do this. All right, today in Stupidity Game.
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Oh, it is our very own representative at the national level, Representative Eric Swalwell. What’s your favorite name for him? Smells bad. Fartswell? I think it’s Fartswell. So here he is. Look, this is all authentic and right off the cuff and avant-garde, guys.
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He’s got a camera guy waiting for him to pretend to ambush him at a candid moment.
I mean, it’s like the intro of a sitcom where everybody stops individually and they look at the camera. Like, here’s Candid. Candid moment. That’s so cringe. Folks, make sure you find us at Subset, Chapter 1, Facebook, YouTube. Like and subscribe. Back with you tomorrow.
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