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Liberty Nation with Mark Angelides.
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The Democrats always come back. It could be tomorrow. It could be next week. It could be next month. They’re going to come back or we’ll be able to track them down one way or the other. They’re coming back and it’s going to end with these maps being passed. And, you know, what I’m thinking now is if they don’t start showing up, I may start expanding. We may make it six or seven or eight new seats. We’re going to be adding on the Republican side.
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We know the 2020 census, the errors were almost always to the detriment of red states. Blue states like Rhode Island.
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Do we know that?
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We do know that. The Census Bureau’s own audit of its work has proven that. Blue states like Rhode Island were overcounted. Rhode Island then didn’t lose a seat. Red states like Alabama were undercounted. This is just a fact. It wasn’t all red-blue, but it was disproportionately red-blue.
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Do you think the president would care about this if he wasn’t looking at trying to gain five seats in Texas and a seat here in Rhode Island?
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I think the president’s focused on the census not counting illegal people. He was focused on that about the prior census as well. But reapportionment for 2030 is going to change the map. After the 2030 census, there will be a lot more seats moving to red states, a lot of states moving away from blue states. That’s going to impact the electoral college. It’s going to make it much tougher for Democrats to win the White House in 2032.
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I love how functionally ridiculous these people are. Well, you know, they’re trying to get five seats. It’s just so stupid. They’re not trying to get five seats. Voters are owed five seats. And I know you guys out there are like, dear heavens, are we going to talk about the redistricting thing again? I’m going to try not to, but they won’t drop it. Guys, because they keep going, well, you’re cheating. And it’s like, no one’s cheating. This is just how the system works, you absolute morons. We could all be living the good life right now. You know what I’m saying? We could be living the good. We could all be sitting poolside right now. We could be like where Taryn Butler was the other day. Did you see that view? And he’s living his best life right now. And, you know, we could be doing that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all got to work ourselves to death because Democrats keep wanting to pay and some Republicans for stupid stuff. And then they keep doing this stuff with elections and redistricting and everything else and putting out false narratives. And I’m just about done. So welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you. You heard a couple of things there. As we were coming in to start the program and that is the issue of all the first thing talking about Greg Abbott saying he’s going to he could he could just create as many seats as he wants to. He’s trolling him at this point. And then, of course, you hear the left. They’re kind of responding to some of the stuff. But it’s you know, the thing is that. It’s just it’s going to happen and there’s not anything that they can do about it. It’s just it’s going to happen. So just get over it just the way it is, because it’s it’s they’re allowed to do it because it’s what voters chose. So we got some things to to kick off today. We’re going to get set with we got some. Oh, gosh, we got a number of things. We got some economy. We got some trade. We got some foreign policy to discuss. We’re also going to get into some coal. I. I feel like I’m a Groundhog Day. Here’s why. Because the New York Times. New York Times came out with an article where they’re like, they accused everybody on the right of making up the Sidney Sweeney controversy. They accused everybody, everybody on the right of doing it. It’s, it’s, no one on the left was talking about it, Cain. It was all the people on the right that made it a big thing. Really? Yeah. So we’re going to do, I, that literally came out with a piece about it today. I almost, well, I saw it after I already had the, um, Newsletter. Formatted. And I saw it. It came out this early this morning. And they were arguing that the whole thing is like a right wing fabrication. The whole thing. It didn’t happen. No one on the left ever talked about it. I mean, you know, forget about the fact that we actually had ABC do a whole thing saying it was like Nazis. Let’s just forget about that fact for a moment, shall we? And all of the other… legacy press that covered this and they were arguing that it was uh nazism it was eugenicism it was all the isms they were i mean we okay we play i know for a fact that the legacy press ran it because one of our videos got demonetized because we cited abc or was it cbs or nbc i don’t even remember anymore all of them We got not once but twice from two separate networks. We had to have our stuff demonetized because they didn’t like us using it, didn’t like us citing it. Probably because they knew it looked absolutely stupid what they were doing. But now the New York Times is like, no, no, no, that’s just an entirely right-wing concoction. You’re being gaslit. The sub had right-wing commentators suggested there was widespread criticism of Ms. Sweeney over her new ad campaign. There wasn’t.
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What?
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Dude. All they do in this, and it took two dudes to write it. All they do is say it was all right-leaning people and the left only responded after they were being accused. That’s the gist of the story. That’s actually what they’re arguing. Kane, we apparently made it up. That’s what the New York Times is arguing.
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So the videos we played of the people on the left claiming it was Nazism and jeans, the play on words jeans, was some sort of Nazi messaging. So we were reporting on that and playing those videos, and they’re saying that wasn’t true.
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I’m going to need to put some fiery supplements in my coffee here because I’m going to need it.
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I don’t blame you. this is the dumbest thing ever i know it’s it’s friday and i’m i’m just like oh my gosh what else go ahead you know how there’s these stages of grief you know what i mean they have there’s different stages of grief there’s also stages of these left narratives and it’s the same it comes out the left starts all of this crap then the right says no this is not what it is this is what it is and then they’re like oh the right pounces it’s like are they seized they seized
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I mean, it is just it’s just insane that this is what they’re what they’re actually doing, that they’re running with us. And that’s why it keeps coming back up because they got mad. They kept going at it again. And I just can’t believe, again, still anybody would get mad over this ad. I can’t believe it’s week three of us talking about it. Kill me now. But it’s because of stuff like this, like the New York Times ran this. This was an above the fold piece that they ran, meaning it’s important enough to where they don’t above the fold, meaning where you would fold the broadsheet in half. And all the most important stuff was above the fold. So it was one of those above. You didn’t have to scroll. It was an above the fold thing that the New York Times ran. And they accused the right of entirely making it up. I’m going to tell you, we didn’t talk about it until I saw it get super stupid. And we’re like, are you serious? We’re actually going to have to talk about this because this is so insane. This is just so insane. And so… It was after ABC and MSNBC and NBC all ran with it. And you had these chonks on TikTok who were running their mouths. And then ABC turned it into a whole story. All these networks turned it into a whole story. They were trying to get statements from American Eagle about it. And we ran all of their like I said, we ran all the audio and it was like anchor after anchor. It wasn’t just like they mentioned it in an evening program. It was they had it on all of their morning talk shows. They had it on their day part talk shows. They had it in their evening talk shows. They had it absolutely everywhere. It was repeated coverage. And then when they realized that it looked bad and it reflected poorly on them and even people that, you know, might have been. kind of on their side ideologically, they started going, yeah, this is weird. Why are you guys obsessed over this? This is a little bit, I mean, you’re sitting here saying a jeans ad. Nobody got mad when Beyonce did it. Nobody said, oh, here’s a black woman with blonde hair. This is probably like some eugenicist, you know, white supremacy thing. Why is she wearing blonde? Nobody did anything like that because it’s stupid. It’s equally stupid with this. And it’s like, they just keep trying to go at her for everything. They found out that she liked shooting. They tried going at her over that, like the year before. When her mom or dad had a birthday and it said, make 60 great again. And they had a hat that said, make 60 great again. And it was red. And they were like, oh, my gosh, it’s too close to a MAGA hat. We got to kill her. And then her brother came out. I don’t know that I would have posted this stuff. But her brother, let me pull this up. I had this on Twitter. Or X or whatever the hell you want to call it. Her brother had posted his staff sergeant promotion certificate from the U.S. Air Force. And it showed like he apparently has a like a pretty good rank. Like he he was I was looking at it. He’s a senior enlisted leader, blah, blah, blah. And he put he posted his stuff up online and he said, it’s them good genes. I don’t know. Some people were like, some vets were like, I don’t know if I’d post that certificate because people are nuts and they don’t, you know, you don’t want them to know where you’re, where you’re at. But, um, his, her brother, Trent, he shared that he had a staff sergeant promotion and people were going crazy over it. Like, oh, well that’s, you know, that’s, that’s Sidney Sweeney. If you’re watching the simulcast and channel, uh, uh, direct TV, what are we? We’re at three 67, three 47. I don’t know anything today. And the, um, They were also criticizing him the other day when they posted that. And now it’s not just the New York Times that’s saying this also. They had a thing on… It was a quick thing on MSNBC, but the video disappeared where they were like, well, this is entirely like it’s a fabrication by the right wing. Someone was saying that on MSNBC. So clearly the talking points went out because they looked ridiculous getting this mad over stuff. They looked so stupid getting this angry over stuff that now they’re trying to completely… Gaslight you. And when I say I can’t when the New York Times and it’s weird because the New York Times has like one decent piece. They had an editorial board piece where they were backing Trump on something, believe it or not. But they have this I mean, it’s a huge it’s a huge big story that they had and they went into debt. They were trying to like study and tried to and really trying to, you know, kill this argument that it was the right responding to the left. Now, the left is just completely they just bit the dust with this. And now they’re trying to gaslight you into thinking that it’s just you because you’re just pathetic and you just decided to make it up and attribute it to the left. I mean, we didn’t start talking about it until they lost their minds over it. And I’ll be damned. It’s been three weeks of this. I want to open my veins up at this point. If we have to go in week four, Cain, dear heavens, I will pray doubly hard that SMOD obliterates this stupid, pathetic rock. Good night. This is just… It’s just weird. Why lie about this stuff? Why lie about it? This is just… I mean, I’m over here looking at the… And of course, if you look at the tracking on this piece, Memorandum had it as well. It’s starting to amplify. All of these other entities are amplifying it because they really took a hit. They really, really took a hit. We got more on this, but man alive. It’s… It’s pretty unbelievable. Now, in addition to pull up a couple of other things, in addition to all of we’ll get some cultural stuff. We also have the bounty that POTUS pull this up to the bounty that POTUS is putting out. This has to do with Venezuela. He’s doubled a reward of $50 million for the arrest of Venezuela’s president to face U.S. drug charges. So this is very interesting as well. This was announced this morning. We already had, though, it was already $25 million, and it’s Nicolas Maduro. It was already $25 million. Now it’s been doubled. AG Pambandi announced that the admin was doubling the reward to $50 million. So it’s going to be apparently like the largest such reward of its kind in history. So we’re going to dive into that. We’ve got just let me just let me give you the late what some of the other stuff we have. We’re going to get into that fourth block of the birthright citizenship order. We got that coming up. We got some domestic stuff. We got culture. We got a whole bunch of stuff. So you don’t want to miss as we move the folks who help make the program possible. 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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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This sounds like something that would happen to me. Chuck E. Cheese nightmare. A woman gets stuck inside of a game because she stuck her arm in a hole that’s not intended for hands. Well, you know, because sometimes you’re just like, I’m better than this machine, right? But I want to know how she actually physically got into the thing. So she found herself trapped inside of a money-making machine at Chuck E. Cheese. She stuck her arm in the hole. It wasn’t intended for hands. It’s an embarrassing video, they said. and she knelt inside of the game with her arm trapped in the hole, and then firefighters had to go and set her free. So I get it. You walk in the thing, and I guess money circles around you. You know, but she stuck her arm. Why did she do that? And why does Chuck E. Cheese have something like that? Right. Like you’re just going to rain money down on kids if they go in there. Like, what is that? I’m trying to figure out what in the world that’s about. So I don’t know how I guess it goes in and then and then the money like flies all around you and you’ve got to catch it apparently. Oh yeah, it’s called the Ticket Blaster. Oh my gosh, Kane, this is a real thing. It’s like you’re getting, you’re training kids to deal with it raining at the club. You know what I mean? Look at it, check it. It’s like the kids go in there. Anyway, this grown woman was in there and she’s unidentified, but they had to get a fire department out there to save her. I mean, you know, you’re trying to catch them all. Wait, this is not Pokemon. New York. This is so stupid because everyone’s dumb. New York latching onto breast milk flavored ice cream in Brooklyn. Of course, it’s Brooklyn breast milk. That’s disgusting. It’s for babies. That’s baby’s food. It’s it’s a sweet shop and I’m not naming it because I don’t want to give it attention. But it’s offering a limited edition special flavor that tastes exactly like human breast milk. why would you want to do that wait is it breast milk or does it just taste like it well that’s what it’s saying it’s really weird anyway this is what gets me like this is the these are the type of people that go to this this one broad was like i was breastfed by my mother from 1974 to about 1978 and a half but i just don’t remember it so it’s still emotionally like mentally surprised me that’s an actual direct quote first off four and a half years what And then really 1978 and a half. She actually said that as a quote. You’re the exact type of person that we don’t like. This is what’s wrong. This is why aliens don’t visit us. I wouldn’t either. Good night. Let’s see here. Also, new evacuations ordered. California wildfires is now nearing this canyon fire. 100,000 acres. It’s the Gifford fire. It’s bad. And James Cameron, also another one warning about AI apocalypse. If it keeps going unabated, we got to have some boundaries on this. We have a lot more on the way. Stick with us. Our friends over at Caltech who make the program possible, the PR 57. You can actually have this as your daily driver, the PR57. It’s a rotary barrel pistol chambered in 5.7. It’s actually the lightest 5.7 that’s out on the market. They achieve this in a couple of different ways. First off, the rotary barrel makes it lighter, but also the unique top-loading feature. So you load it at the top. But instead of traditional magazines, you actually use stripper clips. So the left, when they say it’s clips instead of mags, it’s actually correct just with this specific firearm. But it makes for a slimmer carry profile, 20 plus one capacity, super easy field strip. I mean, MSRP is only $3.99. It’s very affordable. Made by the folks based in Florida, Kel-Tec. You can learn more at keltecweapons.com. Innovation Performance Kel-Tec. That’s K-E-L-T-E-C weapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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we’ve seen the chaos and cruelty of immigration raids in this city. We have seen how they have impacted families. I am frankly worried about those families and if they’re still hanging together, especially economically. And talking to families that have impacted, when one breadwinner, one wage earner is gone and disappears. To survive in our city economically, you need two, three, and four wage earners to keep housing, to keep food on the table, to keep clothes on your kids. When that is taken away from you, that just doesn’t destabilize a family. That destabilizes a neighborhood, it destabilizes businesses, it destabilizes a community, but we are not going to allow This administration to destabilize our great city.
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No, you’re just doing that with your policies. That’s what that’s what all that’s about. You’re just doing it with your with your policies that you have. That’s L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, who’s talking about her. The gist of it is she’s saying that you’re taking jobs away from criminal illegal aliens and giving them back to working Americans. And that’s destabilizing our great city. Why are people leaving California in droves? I mean, I first off, look at the policies that you have in Los Angeles. Look at the property taxes. The property taxes are so insanely high. It’s I mean, what what are what’s the return on the investment that people are getting for their money on that? You know, that’s number one. Number two, look at the recidivism and law and order. I mean, you’ve you actually declassified serious crimes like breaking and entering down to just misdemeanors. And then half of them, they don’t even prosecute. We talked about that a couple of months ago. I mean, this is a it’s a major problem in California and Los Angeles particularly. You have the problem with the homeless. You have, you know, drug and gang crime, etc., etc. But they it’s it’s a combination of the leadership, the policies that they’re implementing, the high taxation, etc., etc. That’s all contributing to this. You definitely can’t have unless you’re, you know, Aaron’s or Aaron’s spelling rich. You can’t have a single family income in Los Angeles. because it’s los angeles look at where all that tax money goes nobody knows i mean it sure as hell doesn’t go to law and order it sure as hell doesn’t go to keeping you know the beautification of the streets it sure as hell doesn’t go towards helping the homeless i mean you know which is something that you know and they also try to penalize churches for doing that remember there have been people who’ve been cited for trying to feed the homeless in california because oh you don’t have the permit to do that oh you can’t help people you have to go and ask the government for permission to help people So they set up – I mean it’s hurt and rescue. They’re the ones that do the hurting and then they act like they’re going to come and rescue. And the idea, once again, how unbelievably racist it is to assume that this – that it’s only a certain subset of people that are going to perform only a certain type of job is just asinine. Everybody’s leaving. Businesses are leaving California. There’s not going to be anywhere to work here in California before long because everybody’s leaving. Everybody’s leaving it. Who would stay? I don’t know. I haven’t been to California in a few years. And I haven’t been out to L.A. in a few years. It’s been a while since I’ve been out to L.A. even. It’s been over 10 years since I’ve been to San Francisco. And I wasn’t a fan. Sorry. Wasn’t a fan. Because all the men on the flight all wore peacoats and tortoiseshell glasses. And then the first thing I saw was a homeless guy vomiting. When I got there. Yeah, I totally did. Like literally like the walked out of the airport. And that was what was happening. Not even exaggerating. So, oh, and then there was outside the hotel. There was a homeless guy that took a dump. Or no, wait. Well, it was a homeless couple, I think. And one of them did it. I’m not quite sure who, but I assumed it was the man anyway. So, you know, I mean, there’s a lot of problems. There’s a lot of problems in Los Angeles. Let’s say nothing of the fire recovery. I mean, you had the Palisades fire. Now you have another fire that’s kicking off. You have zero land management. Karen Bass, wasn’t she on vacation at that time or she was on some kind of trip? She was overseas when that happened and the left was covering for her. This is just it’s just stupid. That’s not your first off. She said criminal illegal aliens. Or no, she was saying illegal aliens or illegal something, how she was talking about immigration. That was interesting. But that it will destabilize our great city. Oh, undocumented. If you’re taking it away from the undocumented, it’s going to destabilize our city. So I would think that the problem is the deluge of people that are coming in illegally. That’s destabilizing the city, not making sure that the jobs are going to people who are here legally and allowed to work or able to work because they’re paying into the system. That’s what I would think. They got it all backwards and they’re going to continue to get it backwards because that’s actually it’s not backwards for them. That’s their policy. That’s what they believe. What gaslighting? It’s just weird. I am. I am constantly amazed because when I thought, you know, when I became an adult. One of the most jarring things to me growing up and becoming an adult, Cain, was realizing that some adults are really just stupid. And that all of these people that were older than you and you thought were wiser than you really aren’t. Like some of them actually are dumber than you. Really bad.
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Now you’re understanding where my not all old people are innocent comes from.
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I know you don’t like old people specifically, but that’s irrelevant here, Cain. Stop attacking the old people.
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So not fair.
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So not fair. So, oh, man, I I just have a bunch of headlines today that they’re just all basically just makes you question humanity. All right. So a couple of other things that I want to make sure that we’re touching on to get you set up for the weekend. And again, it’s always good to subscribe to the newsletter. Did you see this story? I tweeted it about Jasmine Crockett. New York Post. So apparently, let me just give you the gist of it if you didn’t read it. So apparently, Jasmine Crockett is a diva, horrible to her staff, and a rude, lazy diva who basically wants to be famous for absolutely nothing. And she lays around her apartment all day and demands to be driven in Escalades only. This is a real thing. And this is not like a conservative news outlet saying this. This is what her staff is like. They’re they’re leaking on her. They she’s described as being a boss from hell, all diva, no wow. And that she wants to just be a famous influencer. Apparently, congressional aides have been spilling their beans to the press on this. She they said she’s she’s obsessed with going viral. She’s not present when the cameras aren’t rolling. And when she does appear, she terrorizes her staff. She is not often in the Longworth House office building where her government provided offices. They said she prefers to stay in her nearby luxury apartment for weeks on end. She lays around in her one quote, direct quote from an aide quote. She is laying around her apartment. She won’t come into the office and is just very indifferent to staff and screams at them. She is never in the office. This is another aid. She’s never in the office and is very disengaged. She does her BS that goes viral and then freaks out over the most random things. Another source said, quote, It’s widely known that she’s not nice to staff and she’s not a dedicated member focused on constituents. A third or the fourth source, quote, She is focused almost exclusively on being an influencer, not a member of Congress. She is all diva. No. Wow. Direct quotes. These are again, it’s not from progressives. These are all from people who work for her. And they said that when she does show up to work on Capitol Hill, like she’ll go and she’ll attend a committee hearing or something. And then she’ll do a social media attack on, you know, whatever. She’ll run her mouth on Trump or whatever. She demands that staff members drive her the short distance to her office in a rented car rather than the staffers own. And I know for a fact that that’s what a lot of lawmakers do. They have their staff pick them up in their vehicles if they’re if it’s too far to walk. And then they just, you know, ferry them. That’s part of what you do as a member of staff for Congress. And. They said that she makes them rent cars, specifically Escalades. Quote, has to be an Escalade or a similar upscale make. End quote. And they said, so you’re technically allowed to do it, but it’s wildly inefficient. This is what one aide is saying. She literally rents a car every week in D.C. and expects her staff to drive her around while she’s in the backseat. She treats staff like Uber drivers. Wow. So. I mean, this is man, man, man, this is bad. She sounds like she’s like she wants to be a real housewives of Dallas kind of thing. This is so typical of so many of these type of lawmakers. And there’s a couple on the right, but they’re really predominant on the left. You got Maxine Waters, who is the OG, right? It seems like Jasmine Crockett, I don’t know what, I don’t think she actually co-sponsors legislation. I don’t think she actually introduces legislation. Do you know of an issue that she’s kind of synonymous with? Because every lawmaker has an issue that they’re really focused on, right? Like we had Congresswoman Beth Van Dyne on the other day. She’s very focused on employment, jobs, the economy, right? There are others that are, I’ve had lawmakers on that are focused on AI and tech and things like that. uh what is jasmine crockett what is her her issue does anybody know does anybody know any issue that she’s talked about all she does is run her mouth about trump etc etc it’s almost like she focus groups her day she starts off her day focus grouping whatever she thinks is going to go viral on social media she just wants to be an influencer she wants to be famous for doing nothing I mean, that sounds about right because she grew up as like a debutante. She grew up going to the most expensive private school in Missouri. Oh, I know the school. That’s where all like the CEO kids went. It’s where all the politicians kids went. All of the millionaires kids went there. All of them went there. I mean, you have… I mean, their alumni list is crazy. And it’s a very expensive school. And it is very exclusive. And it is in one of the most exclusive… Actually, the most exclusive neighborhoods in the state. And she went there. So she grew up… I mean… I am… I mean, good grief. I’m more straight than Jasmine Crockett. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. She is literally the daughter of privilege. And she tried to use that and tried to grift off like she pretended she was from the streets or that she was hood or whatever and tried to grift off of that. And so now when you see these stories, because these are, again, people who work with her. These aren’t you know, it’s not like a conservative hit job. These are people who don’t like Democrats who don’t like her. Because she doesn’t work. She doesn’t do the job. She doesn’t put in any effort. All she does is try to find cameras, run her mouth, and then she goes back to sit on her sofa in her apartment and probably doom scrolls all day. They said that she has burned through employees at such a pace. That she is now known as the present day Sheila Jackson Lee. Sheila Jackson Lee was notorious for treating staff horribly. And like she would just burn through staff. That turnover rate was crazy. Nobody stayed with her for more than a couple of months. It was unreal. That’s a long running joke. And so everyone’s like, oh, so that tells you how bad it is. She’s like that. Someone said AIDS cited fear of retribution. And they were terrified to even talk to the press about it. But they said something needs to be done because nobody knows her behavior. Nobody outside of this, you know, out of D.C. really knows her behavior. They said, quote, she thinks she’s her own best advisor that only she knows best. And then she gets rid of press. She’ll get rid of press people because she says she can do it all better. Wow. She screams at her aides until the women cry. And another aide, who was a young black woman. said, quote, I don’t want to hear Jasmine Crockett talk about helping black women when she fires them for no reason. Damn. They said that they were trying to now she’s having trouble getting people on her staff. They said that she would they were trying to hire and that nobody wants to work for her and that other aides that would maybe refer friends or something. No one’s suggesting anybody go work for her because she’s apparently that bad, that bad. They said that she just doesn’t care about issues in her district. She wants to get on The View or on late night talk shows. And that’s all she talks about. And they said that all she does is talk about Trump and she doesn’t really care about any of the other issues. I actually think that’s kind of a problem with the Democrat Party as a whole, but she’s a special case. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. I wonder if any of the press is going to ask her about this. 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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States.
SPEAKER 01 :
How is your office responding to the pauses in gender affirming care here in California?
SPEAKER 19 :
Well, that is something that I’m working for at the national level, and we have… are hoping that we can have gender affirming care for our trans kids. It’s a sad thing for us. I’m not totally… I don’t know what effect we can have nationally with what we have going on in the White House and in the Congress. It’s really very sad if you were there. Outside our door, we have a trans flag. Outside of our door in the congressional office building, we have the trans flag, as do some of our other colleagues. But that view is not necessarily true.
SPEAKER 20 :
What she’s talking about is experimentation. This is not medical care. So I don’t even know how there can be a conversation on it when that very that root point is up for not even up for debate. It’s just science. I mean, you have someone that has medically nothing wrong with them and you are submitting them to experimental surgery, after which they will for the rest of their lives. be dependent upon prescription medication just to function as they normally did. That’s not affirmation. That’s harm. That’s cruel. It’s not helping anyone. It’s not affirmation. You don’t assist people. You don’t make them easier in their Mental struggle. And that’s what I think it is. It’s, you know, it’s when you’re doing it this and with kids who that you can’t say that that’s informed consent when there are no long term studies that have been performed on hormonal abuse. All they have is, like, back in the day when they started treating men and women with hormones, all they have are, like, emerging issues for not having, you know, the correct approach on that. They don’t have anything about treating healthy, prepubescent people with hormones like this. I mean, this is not healthcare. And it’s not informed consent. Right. So I don’t I think what’s sad is that they think it is. That’s sad to me that you would lie to yourself and lie to other people like that. So we have our second hour on the way. We’ve got Florida man coming up also. But this is a crazy story with some stats behind it. Has the internet ruined personalities? I mean, I think social media has, but we’ll discuss. Stick with us. The folks who bring you the program, speaking of firearms, I think it’s good to have diverse weapons in your weapons array for a number of different reasons. I mean, you have different calibers. You have pistols and you have your rifles and you have blades and all kinds of stuff. What if you’re in a situation, though, where you’re completely… disallowed from any type of carry. And I know that people say, well, I just don’t go to those areas. Not everybody has that luxury, especially like if you’re a college student that’s old enough to live on your own in a different town, you’re away from home and you’re old enough to do all of that, but not old enough to carry a firearm to protect yourself. So this is like kind of like the niche that Berna is looking to fill. Berna, They have different types of weapons, right? So Brno shoots chemical irritant projectiles that can deter threats from up to 50 feet away. And they’re concealable. They’ve got the stopping power. And they’re really small. The Brno SD is the best-selling one that they have. The CL, the compact launcher, it’s about 30% smaller than the SD. So if you want ultra-concealability, you don’t lose stopping power or anything. It’s made all right here in the U.S. of A., And you have a 15 round shot capacity per cartridge. It’s, you know, eight grams of CO2. So you you have that 15 rounds as opposed to like regular stun guns, which are like one or two rounds. It depends on what you get. Here’s the thing. Burn is legal in all 50 states. No background checks required. No fees, no licenses, no nothing. It can be shipped right to your door. It doesn’t care about gun free zones. This is an option to protect yourself with when you are left behind. with no way to defend yourself by municipal or private property restrictions. You can visit Burna.com slash Dana and check out either the Burna SD or CL. They have different projectiles, different weapons, different accessories. For those purposes, though, honestly, the SD or CL is what I would encourage you to look at. especially you college students who are not old enough to carry CL or the SD. I would definitely look into it for your college kids. Visit bernad.com slash Dana and check them out. B Y R N a.com slash Dana.
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The Democrats always come back. It could be tomorrow. It could be next week. It could be next month. They’re going to come back or we’ll be able to track them down.
SPEAKER 20 :
He’s talking about right now the redistricting of seats that the with the whole Texas legislature, Texas legislature might make it six or seven or eight new seats might might make it this many new seats. OK, well, he was on our show and he was talking about doing this. He said this to us the other day, Wednesday. Today’s Friday. So he said it to us Wednesday that he might even expand it and make it more seats. And he was also telling us that they were getting the FBI involved. Welcome to the program. Welcome back, Dana Lash. With you, we’re at the top of the second hour on this godforsaken slow news cycle. I’m actually you should be happy that it’s a slow news cycle because that means that they’re not in D.C. doing stupid stuff. Right? I mean, it means that they’re not in D.C. doing, well, they could be doing something.
SPEAKER 14 :
It’s not like you to look at the silver lining.
SPEAKER 20 :
No, I’m not looking at the silver lining. I’m just trying to be encouraging to our audience. I’m going to go back to being my cynical Daria self momentarily. I’m here to serve the people, not myself, Cain. So I’m giving them good news. Thank you. I mean, it doesn’t benefit me when they’re not there, but it does. Does that make sense? It’s really weird. It doesn’t benefit me, but it does.
SPEAKER 15 :
Right.
SPEAKER 20 :
So I don’t I don’t know. I don’t know how to put it. All right. So welcome back. I wanted to share this crazy, crazy story with you. We were talking about real quick last hour how the New York Times was saying that the whole Sydney Sweeney thing was nothing more than just a right wing psyop. And God help me.
SPEAKER 1 :
I just can’t even.
SPEAKER 20 :
I mean, how many days of this do we have? they they’re acting like the right wing totally made this up and that it’s um the left never said anything about it because they’re good and pure you horrible people you guys did it you guys did it out there you so this is the stuff now the reason i put this out there is because it kind of dovetails into this next piece okay Because you hear stories like that and you’re like, hold up, hold up. Because I saw you all talking about this on ABC. I saw you all talking about this on MSNBC. You all literally were saying that it was Nazi-esque, eugenicists, all this stuff. Right? And then you react to that, don’t you? You’re like, the hell you do. You react to it. Let me share this with you. Young adults in the United States. Now, they don’t totally break down the age. They just say young adults. In the United States have shown a decline in conscientiousness and an increase in eroticism since 2010, which coincides with the rise of smartphone use. This shift reverses historical patterns where young people were more extroverted, potentially affecting career success relationships and overall health outcomes. Now, this kind of works with another piece where people have gotten more cynical. Adults in all age brackets. This is a piece that ran, it was an MSN thing, that ran and said that cynicism has grown in every generation. You think? I mean, look at the stuff that, I just gave you an example of why we hate everything. Right there. Now, as far as the internet, the way that this, I think, is presented, they kind of act like it’s the internet that changed our personalities. I don’t necessarily think it’s the internet that did it. I think it’s really social media that did it. And I do, I mean, I think there is truth to it. I think social media has ruined a lot. The internet has been really amazing, but a lot of people think it’s maybe net negative. Do you think it’s, let me start with this and then we’ll get into the social media aspect of it. Do you think that the internet has been a net positive or a net negative for society? Because it’s a hard thing to answer because there are some very good things that have happened. The Tea Party back in 2010 would not have happened without it because we all got started organizing and being activists online. There have been a lot of really good people who have been able to leverage and use the internet for good things, right? So… I think that’s the question. Is it a positive, though, or a negative? Because there’s a lot of negative things that have happened or come up as a result of it.
SPEAKER 14 :
I would say it’s how you measure it. If you measure it, is it good for society financially? I would say, yeah, it would be. Has it been good for society mentally? Maybe not. Has it been great for society emotionally? I don’t think so. But I think it matters how you measure it. Now, if you take all of those things and then you sum it up and figure out what the means are, then maybe we do find an imbalance there. But I think it’s pretty much just like life.
SPEAKER 20 :
It’s hard for me to say that the Internet has been bad because I love the fact. And people are like, oh, well, it hurts introverts. People aren’t going out. And yeah, but I’ve always been kind of introverted. I’m one of those people that I could actually stay out of sight and not go anywhere. I can really hunker down. Yeah, dude. So COVID negatively affected a lot of people. And Lorraine was mentioning this, too, talking about her family dynamic with people like me. It didn’t really have a negative impact on me because I don’t like going on. So I don’t like going on socializing anyway. You never see me on the D.C. party circuit. You never I hate all that stuff.
SPEAKER 14 :
Like, don’t threaten me with a good time.
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah, I’m like, no, no, no, man. I’ll stay home and I’ll, you know, I’ll have a glass of cab and I’ll watch like a murder mystery or something, you know, or I’ll just like cook at home or chill, you know. I love the fact though and the reason I bring this up is like goofy stuff I get excited the fact that I can buy like everyday items online right if there’s if I don’t want to go into the makeup store because the parking’s ridiculous and then I go in and there’s always like some you know they them that’s like trying to sell me foundation that’s like darker than my actual complexion you know I don’t want to have to deal with it I know what I need I love the fact that I don’t have to go in and this is where my super introvertedness comes out. You guys think I’m an extrovert and I’m really not. I don’t like to have the… I’m awkward. I go there and I’m just like, I just need things. And I just kind of walk like an alien.
SPEAKER 14 :
Like you’re at the soup Nazi line and you’re just like, just soup. Just soup and bread. Then you move on. Just soup and bread. That’s all.
SPEAKER 20 :
That’s it. I want to be out. I want to get there and I want to be just out. I just go. I know exactly what I need and I get it. I don’t like going into big stores where they have too many things to look at. I’m just like, I don’t need any of these items. I just want my items. That’s one of the reasons why I like Just getting it online. So I’ll get like, you know, I will literally purchase like cleaning supplies on Amazon and things like that. And then I have and it’s like Christmas. It’s like the bonuses. You get a box and for a fleeting second, you think, what if it’s something else? You know what I mean? And then you open it and you’re like, oh, it’s my paper towels and my toilet cleaner. Yeah. You know, and it’s funny because it could be something like literally as like the little toilet desk for your tank. I mean, it’s something a little like that. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER 14 :
So I love the idea we can do that now. But back in the day, and I don’t know if you remember your very first online purchase ever. No, I don’t remember it. Mine was in 1999.
SPEAKER 20 :
How do you know this?
SPEAKER 14 :
This was because I remember. You are a Martian. I don’t remember exactly what it was that I got, but it was I think it was Amazon, if I’m not mistaken, 2000, whatever it was. It was the year 2000. And I remember ordering online and thinking, because at the time, the news was putting stories out about how unsafe your information online was, right? And purchasing online.
SPEAKER 20 :
Don’t buy things online. You’ll die.
SPEAKER 14 :
Very cautious. Be very cautious about purchasing online. And I remember thinking and getting so nervous about my very first online purchase. I don’t know if you remembered yours or not.
SPEAKER 20 :
No, I totally don’t. I’m sure it was probably something stupid. Actually. it may have been like OxyClean. I’m not even lying.
SPEAKER 15 :
Really?
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah, it totally may have been something like that. So my point in bringing this up is that the internet specifically, I don’t think is bad. I think a lot of good has come from it. Social media is like a form of societal aids. I don’t know how to say it. Well, it is.
SPEAKER 14 :
I just look at it as life.
SPEAKER 20 :
No, it’s not life. That’s just it. That’s just it.
SPEAKER 14 :
It’s not life.
SPEAKER 20 :
That is not life. It’s a bunch of curated nonsense.
SPEAKER 14 :
It’s life with a lowered expectation of getting any sort of clap back, right? Like online, you’re not going to get punched in the face. But in real life, he would. Oh, people get big balls online. Right, that’s what I mean. So it’s that lowered fear when you’re online. It’s just a reflection of life. It’s just a lowered level of fear.
SPEAKER 20 :
In some ways, I remember when Twitter, before it was X, really kicked off. And we’re like, wow, we can use this to… aggravate lawmakers and you know organize and do all this stuff and now I’m like all it is is bots and paid operatives that think that you haven’t done this for as long as you have and that you’re too stupid to recognize that what they are absolutely transparently not to them doing is at is actual electioneering it’s so obvious and and it also introduced this concept of everybody has to have a take are you really participating in society if you don’t have a take And commentary, and it’s really shaped, like reshaped my industry. And I got into my industry as a consequence of doing something else. I’d never sought out to go into political commentary ever. It was a consequence of something else. I was always in support of Second Amendment. I was a newspaper columnist. And I ran what you would call a fecal posting site that criticized all of the media in St. Louis. I literally ran this ragtag publication out of a basement of some building that was near Washington Avenue, downtown St. Louis. Or near Tucker, sorry. It was near Tucker and Washington, the intersection. And was just very critical of all of the media. And we were really hated. And that’s what I did. And then I ended up getting into a very public back and forth with the St. Louis Post-Dispatch at the time because their editorial board was livid over my support of Second Amendment rights and You know, and it ended up blowing up and then I ended up being a guest on radio and I went from there. It was a consequence of something else. And the reason I say this is because now it is a requirement of life to have a take. Commentary has even been reshaped to where you used to be able to, you know, just have really deep involved conversations. analysis of issues and put it out there for other people to decide. Now it is you have to have a take or you’re not participating in society. Not everything requires a hot take. And because of this rush to always have a take, there’s a lot of stupidity that’s created as a result out there. And so with social media, I’m not even getting into like the influencer stuff on Instagram or the stuff that you see with youth. I mean, The completely non-realistic beauty trends, everybody puts a filter on. I can tell. It’s so easy to tell. You can tell when people are using a filter. I’m sorry, but I have friends who are in their mid-40s, and I’m like, girl, I know your neck is crepier than that. You literally put a marzipan filter on your Instagram post. Stop it. It’s overdone, right? It’s so unrealistic, hyper-unrealistic. It’s like inverted what we know is real life. You used to have the cyber world and then real life and now it’s inverted it to where you’re supposed to look like what you see online. And I’m not just saying that. Like plastic surgeons have said that there are women that are coming into their offices like 22 years old who are trying to reshape themselves to look like what they’re seeing on social media. And it has gotten so bad. Everything has been made dumber because I think things that are easily accessible mean that you don’t try as hard. It’s made everybody dumber. It’s completely changed the ability that people have to, in real time and in real meet space, converse with people and build relationships that aren’t transactional and that aren’t based upon likes or whatever. It is just such a crazy phenomenon. Going to this study, I really think that because it talks about the personality shifts and that people aren’t conscientious anymore and that every age group has gotten less extroverted in the era of the smartphone. I mean, it is an amazing, an amazing, I mean, it’s like a free fall. They literally say it’s a conscientiousness free fall. That is a red alert alarm. We have more coming up. 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So I told you earlier that we have the $50 million reward for the capture now of Nicolas Maduro. It went up, doubled. It was $25. Now it’s $50. Ultra-processed foods make up over half of Americans’ calories, says the CDC. You know, there’s so much that factors into this. A healthier economy, lower taxation, etc., etc., So you’re going to continue having cheap, ultra-processed food. Actually, it’s 55% of the daily caloric intake. That’s going to remain the same until the economy improves and until people have a lower tax burden. That’s the way it is. All these people are like, make America healthy again. That’s great, but you can’t do that unless you first make the economy healthy again, and it’s not. It’s improving, but you got to realize that we have, my whole life has been like this. The economy has been like this. It’s going to take more than just one change in one generation. It’s going to be an ongoing generational battle. And it’s and until we get to a point where people are less burdened, you are always going to see ultra processed foods lead. And that’s indicative. It’s directly tied to how much money people have in their bank accounts. So that I don’t know why people don’t talk about those being related. It’s kind of frustrating. The healthy the health food loved by the wealthy. I don’t know what that means is now linked to Lou Gehrig’s disease. What? It’s a gourmet delicacy. It’s wild mushrooms. The morel. They said that morels are coveted in the culinary world and that now they’re saying that they’re linked to false morels and… I don’t even know what this is. ALS. Some kind of, I don’t know, some kind of cluster of cases or whatever. Basically, just stick with mushrooms, you know. Let’s just keep it like that, right? That seems. Ooh, and real Ghostbusters of Tokyo clear out the city’s old haunts. No, it’s not a really cool anime. It’s an actual story. Stay with us. Hey, folks, this one is for all you ladies and the ladies in your lives. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or you’re looking to impress your wife or girlfriend, you should definitely take a look at Honey Love. Honey Love creates bras and shapewear designed by women who understand what comfort feels like. They, including their founder, who personally oversees every product. Now, their latest launch, the Cloud Embrace bra, sold out within days. And here’s why. It’s a wireless T-shirt bra designed with lightly padded foam cups so it feels cloud-like on your skin, and you get the support, you get the silhouette that you want, and you get crazy comfort, which is great even if you usually prefer underwire. Honeylove is a female-founded brand, and you can tell because the products are made by women who actually wear them. So don’t forget their shapewear either. It’ll move with you and it will stay put. They have luxurious lingerie inspired designs, premium fabrics. So you will feel just as good as you look. Make sure to visit honeylove.com slash Dana and save 20%. That’s honeylove.com slash Dana and tell them that we sent you.
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Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the bottom of the second hour on Friday. And this, we’ve been talking about a number, getting you set up for the weekend. That’s what we’re doing. It’s getting you set up for the weekend. A couple of things. We were talking about the story that came out about personality shifts from really mainly because of social media. And then, of course, I kept seeing these slap fights that were online between members of the right. And I’m only going to address it really quickly. I saw one thing where who was at Steve Bannon was saying that he made JD Vance and that he would never be a good president. I don’t know. I think there are a lot of people out there that, you know, I think there’s a healthy competition going into 2028 full disclosure. I used to work with, with Steve Bannon when I worked with Andrew Breitbart, uh, before he, uh, ruined the site. And after Andrew’s death, Andrew was a very dear friend of mine. And so I’ve known him for over a decade. And, um, I just think that that’s like kind of comical to say that you made someone. Bannon said that about so many people. He claimed to have made Sarah Palin and he acted like he made Andrew Breitbart and he acted like he, you know, he made Trump. He I mean, I think he said something to that effect before. He’s just a do nothing gadfly that had like a paid for play, pay for play, whatever little radio or broadcast or whatever the hell he was doing. Internet show. And it’s just all about self-glorification. I just don’t get it. And I still can’t get over the fact that he actually called Donald Trump Jr. a traitor and bought into the whole fake story about the New York hotel meeting between Jr. and Natalia Levitskaya, who was one of the people that was working with Fusion GPS. Anyway, there was all these stories where he was thinking of, I guess, making a run for president. Those are, they’re skeletons you don’t want coming out of the closet. So just don’t. Why would you do that? That’s so stupid. And no, I’m pretty sure that all these people made themselves. Not you. Pretty sure that they all made themselves. I just, this is the part of politics that I just hate. You always have these like loud gadflies and you look and you’re like, well, what did you actually do other than ride on somebody’s coattails and yell? Because that’s not, that doesn’t require effort. You know, what what did what did you actually do? So and I can say that because unlike other people out there, I actually worked with him and I’ve known him for a very long time. So I think he’s mad at Trump because Trump had talked about and I have a piece that I’ve been working on about this. Trump had talked about trade relations as it relates to Gaza, et cetera, et cetera. And these sovereign nations, if they are going to legitimize terrorism by rewarding Hamas with its own state recognition at like the next UN meeting. Which they – the United States has every right to say we don’t want to have partners, trading partners, if you’re doing that. They have every right to say that. So anyway, it’s just a fascinating thing to see people taking credit for other people’s comeuppance and their work ethic, et cetera. I just – that’s the bad part of politics because without any other kind of substantive record, you’re going to try to claim other people’s achievements as your own. So the – pull this up. I feel like Poot Booty Juice, well, I don’t feel like this. This is true. He is really trying to reposition himself going into not just like midterms, but ahead of the 2028 cycle season, right? He had said, and I was following some of this on social media, he was accused of betraying his community because he said that the trans athlete debate that there was some quote complexity and fairness issues, but yet he still said that he opposed laws banning men from women’s sports and the trans Tifa is very upset because he’s given these interviews and he’s talked about it, etc. So they’re very mad about him saying this stuff. Now, keep in mind, the majority of Americans do not think that men should be allowed to compete in women’s sports teams and go in their locker rooms, etc. The majority of Americans across the board, they all agree on this. And Americans don’t really agree on a lot of things like that to that extent, but they do on this. He really thinks that he’s got a path to the presidency, and that’s why he’s trying to reposition himself in this middle ground. And I don’t He’s not going to be able to do it because he’s not savvy enough. He doesn’t have political acumen. He is like some of the most horrible political acumen. And he’s the case. And this is why I came in with the Bannon story, because I think this dovetails perfectly. He is the case of somebody who has a very big mouth and actually doesn’t do anything. Very big mouth. Doesn’t really do anything. What did Poo Booty Juice do? He was mayor of South Bend and he couldn’t even fill potholes. That’s why everybody, including Democrats, ridiculed him. He did not have any career outside of Indiana, so he had to move up to Michigan. That’s where he thinks he’s going to relaunch himself out of. He was put as a DEI hire into the Department of Transportation where he did a heinous job. If you will remember, after he and his partner bought some kids, he pretended that he laid in a hospital bed and took a photo with them like he birthed them. And then he was MIA. He took his three-month maternity leave. Whatever. And… Wasn’t even answering calls. Even when he came back, he was scarcely accessible. And that’s not just me. That was Democrats within the administration leaking to Politico for a story on that because they were so mad about it. And he they couldn’t reach him. Now, keep in mind, at the exact same time, all of this was happening. You had a supply chain crisis. You had a number of different I mean, you had the port protests at the ports. where you had the Longshoremen’s boycott, their strike, the Longshoremen’s strike, and Pooh Booty Juice was nowhere to be found. So this piece in Politico was getting into how they couldn’t reach him ever. Like, they just couldn’t get a hold of him. And they had things that they had to resolve, and he was MIA. And then he comes back and acts like he was doing this, you know, great job. Never forget when he went to, what was it, Palestine in Ohio and was standing outside of that. Do you remember that? He was there and he was in a builder hat and then he was in some he went he would like go and it was sort of like a travesty, like a morbid travesty tour. And he would show up at places where there’s a tornado and storm damage or the big railroad disaster. And he would show up there with his little vest and a hard hat, and he looked like Bob the Builder standing there with all of these people who literally did look like they actually did the work. And he would just fly in there and do a photo. He would do a photo op. He would be there for like an hour or two, and then he would leave. When he was in Ohio, people were like, oh, he was only here for a couple of hours. And then he left. Never forget when he was trying to pretend that he cared about… reducing the number of cars on the road and you remember what he did remember what he did he uh was writing he would be driven near the capital complex in the suvs black suvs and then a security guy would get his little bicycle out of the back and then he got on the little bicycle and put his little helmet on and then he pretended he got caught by photographers And it was funny because the photos look like they were taken from in the trees somewhere. I was always like, where are these photographers at? But they snapped photos of him doing this. And so he was pretending to ride his little bicycle into that. Like he wrote it the whole way, guys. He’s so earth conscious. But he wasn’t. It was a joke. It was an absolute joke. And now he thinks that he is going to pivot and remake himself as some kind of moderate person. Really? This guy who was only ever a mayor and then was appointed because he’s gay. He was appointed to the Department of Transportation. Now. I think what he’ll try to do in 28, I think he’s going to try to run for president. Because when you run for president, you get to raise a lot of money, right? You get book deals. After you get out, you might get a contributorship at CNN or MSNBC, something like that. Juan’s getting this video ready of them doing this. Look at this. It’s like literally from behind the trees. They caught him doing this, literally what he was doing. And look at him. He’s like, okay, I’m going to go and pretend to ride my bike the rest of the way. acting like he rode all the way in there. Is that not the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen in your life? I told you. I wasn’t joking. It was like a videographer, a photographer. They just happened to be there and caught it. That’s why they didn’t have the best angle for the shot. They just happened to be there and caught that. That is insane. So I think he’s going to try to run in 2028. Because he wants to build some book deals for himself. That’s how they create job security. But he knows he’s not going to win, but he still has to make a good go of it and at least make it to however many rounds. It’s like the Squid Games. That’s what these primaries are like. They’re like the Squid Games. So he’s got to make it to so many rounds so that it’s still valuable. But I do think that he would like to be somebody’s VP. I don’t think that would ever happen. Yeah. I don’t think that would ever happen because Newsom’s too vain. And Newsom would look at him as a liability. Booty Juice doesn’t care. He’s so desperate. He would just he doesn’t care. He just wants to be somewhere. He doesn’t hasn’t done anything. What has he done? What has he done lately? Nothing. I don’t know. It’s just bizarre to me. His whole career trajectory has been one big example of privilege, Democrat privilege. So he wants to come out as this very unthreatening, moderate, kind of safe, kind of progressive. That’s how he wants to do it. Now, it’s interesting because Newsom is trying to do the same thing. Notice how these guys that are considered maybe… Front of the line or at least have some name recognition on the left. They’re trying to reposition themselves as no, no, no, we’re not that kind of progressive. We’re the cool progressive. We’re the safe progressive. That’s what they’re trying to do. And it’s going to be kind of debasing, isn’t it? When it really kicks off because they’re all going to come out and they’re all going to try to outbill Paxton, the other one. I’m just the totally safe, unthreatening, progressive white guy. What’s up? Well, hello, my fellow Democrats. That’s how they’re going to be. We have more on the way. We’ve got a Florida man coming up as we move. Our partners who help bring you the program. It’s our friends over at All Family Pharmacy. 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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right, so… Florida Man’s like our sanest person, I think, of the day.
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Sad but true.
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So… uh let’s see here there’s so uh there’s so many that i would first let’s try uh you’re too picky with florida i am picky well okay three florida dudes were arrested they had 53 spiny lobsters in the back of their rig and they also had stone crabs it was outside of season i do think stuff like this is important and this is the difference between environmentalists and conservationists conservationists are actual like they actually care about the environment environmentalists are just loud gas bags You have to do things in season so the population recovers. You’re wanting to control the population, but you don’t want to over-harvest a population and deplete it. So that’s why doing things in and out of season, particularly with lobster, things like lobster, conch shells, going and getting actual conch down in the Caribbean, all of that. That’s why it’s very important to do things in and around season, because it gives them time to repopulate. I get it. You would think that they would know. Also 53. What are you doing with 53 of them? That’s a lot. So they have 37 misdemeanors. at some point that 37 misdemeanors and they were in their twenties, they were each taken a local jail. And they said that, you know, we, and they, they issued a statement at Monroe County. They said, the reason why we have exactly what I just told you, these regulations is we want to protect this population so that people can still harvest them and get their own in season for years to come. And that makes sense. You know, I get that. So it’s not really a crazy, it’s not really a crazy story. Uh, also let’s see here. Um, Oh, there was one. Oh, no, no, no. I can’t do that one. That’s so bad. This is so bad. Oh, no, no, no. That was really bad. Some of them, I’m just like, what? I don’t know. Well, I’m trying to find one that… isn’t about someone exposing themselves on a beach or doing something they shouldn’t and recording it.
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Does that make sense?
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So we got this… Oh gosh, I’m afraid to look. Okay, well this is good. This is a positive story. Florida man removes 87 Burmese pythons from the Everglades. He won $1,000. They have invasive Burmese pythons. They’re killing everything. And the Everglades. And so they have a season where they have people go out and they harvest them and try to reduce the population because it’s destroying the ecosystem. Aaron Mann captured 87 pythons as part of the python program that the state has. And he captured the most out of any hunter during July. And he won a thousand dollars. And that sounds awesome. But you have to catch them and he’s holding it. And I don’t mind snakes, but it’s like snakes in the water are a whole other story. There’s only three things that really freak me out. Spiders, crickets, and snakes specifically in the water.
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Well, did you see the size of that thing? Like snakes, I’m not so worried about too much, but the size of that thing.
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Because it can get you and wrap itself around you. It’ll kill you. It eats people in other parts of the world all the time. We’ve got a story. I mean, look at that. That could eat them. That could eat them. It reminds me of this story that I heard of a woman who had a pet python. And every night, her python would stretch out next to her. And she slept with it because she’s nuts. I think they smell. And yeah, they have a musk. And it stretched out to her in bed. And then it got really lethargic and all this stuff. And she took it to the vet and was like, what’s wrong with my snake? And he’s like, oh, he’s storing up energy. And he’s like, do you sleep with a snake? And the lady was like, yeah, I do. And the vet was like, does the snake stretch out next to you in bed every night? She’s like, yeah, yeah, he does. And he goes, okay, you need to stop doing that because he’s actually getting ready to eat you. He’s making sure he’s measuring himself up to you. Now, I don’t know if it’s an old wives tale or not, but in my mind, it’s true. And because snakes are snaky, you know, I mean, there’s a reason the Lord made him on the ground. And he was like, yeah, you need to stop doing that because he’s stretching himself out to better accommodate eating you. And he’s saving up his energy, etc. Yeah. So anyway, they they. You get $50 for each python up to four feet in length. It’s pretty crazy. So good on that guy. Stick with us. Third hour on the way. It is the folks over at Super Beats. You like the product, the Super Beats Heart Chews. Now they have the Super Boreen product, which is all about helping your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels. And with the Super Boreen, all it is is just one easy-to-swallow capsule a day, highly concentrated. because of the unique form of berberine that they used. It’s been clinically studied and it delivers nearly 10 times higher absorption than standard berberine. This means fewer pills to swallow as well. And if you’re concerned about GI distress, it includes olive fruit extract to help support heart and vascular health as well. You can find both the new Super Barine and the number one best-selling Super Beats Heart Chews at Sam’s Club. Support your metabolism and blood sugar for less with $5 off Super Barine at Sam’s Club now through August 17th. Start today and get on the road to better cardiovascular health support.
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Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the start of a third hour here on this Friday. Lots of stuff to discuss, Cain. Lots of things to discuss. So the stream of the radio program is Channel 347 Direct TV. And you can also find us on X, the chats at Rumble, all kinds of good stuff. So we’ve, you know, it’s a Friday. It’s kind of a slow news cycle. So we got time to look at a few other things. Because when Congress is all back in session, you know it’s going to be crazy. So enjoy the calm before the storm. Just saying, enjoy the calm before all the slap fights happen. And the gut punches and everything else, they’re all going to be rolling around in the chamber, pulling each other’s hair and just, you know, before you know it. So the, goodness, I’m looking at, there’s stuff I want to make sure that we get done because we only have an hour left in our program, which seems like you guys might think that that’s a long time, but in broadcast, it’s actually not. It’s actually not a very long time. So one of the things that, if I can get this to open, that we were discussing is, is this. We were talking about the South Park stuff. We were actually talking about this on break. The South Park episode. I don’t know if you guys saw it. I actually thought it was hysterical. The latest South Park. Now, we would be done talking about it, but then Kristi Noem responded. She did not need to respond. I don’t know who’s advising her, but they need to stop it. She did not need to respond. She just could have ignored it. So… South Park decided to have… Well, they were mocking her in the episode, right? They were mocking her in their latest episode where they were going after everybody. And just so you know, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, they are… I think they’ve even said before that they vote Republican. They’re not progressives. They’re not progressive people. They are, you know, center-right. They’re not hyper-partisan or anything like that. Anyway… They just make fun of everybody. And I’ve watched them since they first debuted. I was a senior in high school when that show first aired. So they were going after her. Where’s the story at? Didn’t you put this in Slack? And she responded. And they were brutal. They were brutal. I mean, it’s South Park, for crying out loud. They were pretty brutal. We can’t show you any of it because… Yeah, because YouTube, even if it’s fair use, YouTube doesn’t recognize that. She said that they were lazy. Oh, no, they they kind of portrayed her as, you know, being a overly vain Botox kind of tart. And she said that they were lazy and petty. She goes, quote, it never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look. She said, it’s not always the liberals and the extremists to do that, but if they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t. They just pick something petty like that, end quote. And then they had her in the cartoon, in the episode, like she shot every puppy she saw, and then she went into a pet store after and just unloaded, and it was so… It was so unbelievably over the top. And all you could hear, this is why I wish we could show it to you. All you could hear in the pets from like, you could see the outside of the pet store and you could just hear like the puppies whimpering. It was horrible, but also so over the top. It was absurd for the sake of absurdity, right? And that was an unforced error she made by trying to flex on that. You just don’t put stuff like that and act like that. So, you know, there’s other things you can do to demonstrate your strength without doing that. But she said she hadn’t watched the latest episode, which I do not believe at all whatsoever. I do not believe that she didn’t watch it. She said she was too busy going over budget numbers and stuff. But she was mad about how she was portrayed. I have said it before. I don’t care if she wears a fur cape. So long as the border is secure. Now… This chick has had stuff done. She’s had extensions. She’s had filler. She’s had Botox. Okay. Don’t lie about it because the before and afters are ridiculous, but I don’t care. She can inflate her head to a Zeppelin sized balloon. I don’t care. As long as she does a great job at the border. I don’t care what she does. I don’t care. She can have extensions that make her look like cousin it. I don’t care. She can like get as many injections as she wants to and inflate herself to the nth degree. I don’t care what she does as long as there’s not a deluge at the border of people coming across illegally. I think that we can accept those things, correct? I think that’s fair. That’s completely fair. I mean, she’s not an old lady. I always think that women got to be careful and not go overboard on stuff. Because it’s very obvious, especially if you’re in public. It’s very obvious. I mean, for crying out loud, people think that they came. I told you this when I cut my hair. People were like, oh, you took your ratty extensions out. I’m like, first off, it was full and luscious. And I’ve never had extensions in my life. You absolute brats. I’ve never had a facelift. I’ve never stuck stuff in my, I’ve never done that. But that I’m just like, no, or they’ll, they’ll say they’ve, people have said all kinds of stuff about me. And I’m like, no, but that’s funny. I don’t know if I should be flattered or not. I don’t care what she does. As long as the job is good at the border. I don’t care. I don’t care if she shows up dressed like a clown. I don’t care. I don’t care. I really don’t.
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I mean, she could… I kind of care about that one.
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Why?
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Just because.
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I mean, it’s an example. You know, I’m using it as an example.
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Right. I wouldn’t want her dressing as a clown in her position.
SPEAKER 20 :
Okay. Well, she can… I don’t care what she dresses. She can show up to the border in a bikini. I don’t care. Don’t care. I wouldn’t swim in the Rio. Because, you know, snakes and stuff. I mean, at least down in KURV land. I’ve been on there. But I don’t care what she does so long as the border is secure. Now, you have to realize that I don’t want to say glow up because I thought she was always very pretty naturally. You know, she has very good bone structure. She has, you know, very pretty eyes. And I just think all that stuff, ladies, is supposed to be a secret between the mirror and you. This is my grandma’s rule. Not a billboard that advertises. Gotta be careful. I’m not knocking or I’m just saying, you know, there’s stuff that’s been done. That said, when you are that public of a person and the change is from a few years ago to now is quite different. You can’t be shocked that people who like to make caricatures of people are going to pick up on that. It just comes, you know, for crying out loud, right? When people were mocking me on The Daily Show or anywhere else, they would always put me with ridiculously long hair. And my hair was long, but it wasn’t like ridiculously long. And I was always in a leather jacket. Always. I wore a leather jacket like outside in the colder winter and autumn. That’s it. I never like was at an event with it, but it didn’t matter. That’s what I’m saying. But what I noticed in that episode is that everybody, ICE was doing its job. Well, I mean, when they went to heaven to arrest Hispanic angels, that might have been a little, that was them being absurd though. Like absurd for the sake of comedy, right? But they were doing their job. Were they not? They were all doing their job. And then you had Mr. Garrison. No, it wasn’t Mr. Garrison. Who’s the counselor? Thank you, Mr. Mackey. God love you, Phil. Mr. Mackey. Y’all got to make my note, okay? I mean, that’s like what the whole episode was about. It was hysterical. And so they were doing their jobs, though. That’s one thing that, you know, South Park couldn’t say, you know, that she wasn’t doing her job. Now, I will say someone in chat, Michelle in chat said, well, she kind of made her looks an issue when she went full on glamour shots. Okay, I’ll give you that. Yes. I’ll give you that. I think that some jobs you don’t need to show up in full makeup and eyelashes and red lips. I get it. I give you that. I agree with it. So she kind of invites this stuff. That said, it kind of works for the cause because no one can say that they can’t remember the border being secure because she’s so flashy about it. Like she’ll show up like Botox to the nth degree extensions. Red lips, the whole nine yards. And she’s like, this border is secure and nobody’s coming across the border. Every single time somebody is arrested, she does this presser or she’ll do a video where it’s like her face and then all this stuff is in the background. She’s making it all about herself, but it actually has the unintended effect of highlighting that the border is actually secure. Right. It’s true. So I’m looking at this because it’s really it’s all about me. And you, but me, because I’m me. So if you’re you, it’s about you. I want a secure border. Am I getting a secure border? Yes or no? Yes. Kane, do you one day secure border? Are you getting a secure border, sir?
SPEAKER 15 :
I am.
SPEAKER 20 :
You are. Look at that.
SPEAKER 15 :
I feel good about it.
SPEAKER 20 :
Now, if her extensions get in the way of it, like if one of them falls out of her head and an ICE agent who’s getting ready to go and detain an illegal immigrant like slips on it. I don’t know. Just bear with me. And the guy gets away. Then I’m going to be like, OK, maybe rethink the glamour shot stuff at the border. Right. Maybe rethink that. But so far that hasn’t happened. So I don’t you know. I just it affects me and only positive ways. So I don’t care. But I do think I think South Park’s funny. Republicans need to be careful and that they don’t become the left and saying that you can’t mock them or make fun of them. Because everybody can be made fun of. Myself included. I have been. Everybody can. It’s just the way of things. I thought Vance’s response out of everybody, his was the best. Like, oh, I finally made it. But she should just shrug it off. She should just be like, oh, well, I guess it’s another achievement or something like that. That’s all she needed to say about it. Because if you act offended… All I know is that if I think that somebody that I am at odds with, if I’m debating them, etc., if they’re offended, I’m going to drill down more. That’s how it is. I still think that the meme face that they use of J.D. Vance was hysterical. It was hysterical. So I don’t think that South Park’s irrelevant. I do think that… lawmakers need to be able to laugh at themselves and have fun with it. Especially because in satire, there’s always truth in it. That’s why it’s funny and it’s why it has a cutting aspect to it because there’s some truth in it. And yes, they do go way overboard for the purpose of absurdity. Like no one’s face is actually sliding off into the ground and then sentient and running around trying to get on someone else like, you know, a xenomorph or something. No, nothing’s, that’s not happening. I’m just saying. But I do agree with what the chat is saying. I think, yes, I do think that you do make it an issue like that when you make it about yourself and you put yourself right out there front and center and you’re, you know, especially with this kind of work. I get it. But like I said, I also don’t care because it’s about me and the border secure. And I like that. So, yeah, I don’t care. Yeah. Just stop responding to it. Republicans stop being offended by it. We got more on the way as we roll towards third hour. We got headlines coming up as we move our partners that will bring you the program. It’s our friends over at All Family Pharmacy. It’s not their song. I don’t know why I sang it, but it’s Friday. Come on. Half of you are by the pool and you’re drunk. Super Beats. You like the product, the Super Beats Heart Shoes. Now they have the Super Boreen product, which is all about helping your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels. And with the All it is is just one easy-to-swallow capsule a day, highly concentrated because of the unique form of berberine that they used. It’s been clinically studied, and it delivers nearly 10 times higher absorption than standard berberine. This means fewer pills to swallow as well. And if you’re concerned about GI distress, it includes olive fruit extract to help support heart and vascular health as well. You can find both the new super berberine and the number one best-selling Super Beats Heart Chews at Sam’s Club. Support your metabolism and blood sugar for less with $5 off Super Marine at Sam’s Club now through August 17th. Start today and get on the road to better cardiovascular health support.
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SPEAKER 14 :
And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
SPEAKER 20 :
I swear this is like an Always Sunny in Philadelphia. skit. So, Los Angeles County suspects in alleged fake bear insurance claims case, they appeared in court. Four Los Angeles County residents charged with insurance fraud and defrauding an insurer for allegedly staging fake bear attacks on their vehicles and collecting insurance payouts appeared in court for a preliminary hearing. They all waived their right to a speedy hearing. They called it Operation Bear Claw, and it resulted in several insurance companies paying out over $300,000 in reimbursements. So I can’t say anybody’s name except for this last guy whose last name is Zuckerman. They said that they were arrested last year. It’s been investing like they damaged a 2010 Rolls Royce, a 2015 Mercedes AMG, 2020 Mercedes E350, etc. They sent the video to support their claims. But literally, it was a person in a bear costume. And you know, those little things that the closet you use to rip meat and shred pork. They had those and that’s what they used as bear claws.
SPEAKER 12 :
Wolverine?
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s like, literally, it was a fake bear costume. Well, duh, it was a bear costume. And detectives got the bear costume, they laid it all out, and everybody’s facing all kinds of insurance fraud charges. It’s hysterical. I mean, it’s very clearly a fake… bear in the video. I don’t know why they thought they were going to convince anybody of that. A speeding motorist driving 199 miles per hour on Germany’s Autobahn is fined more than $1,000. There are parts of the Autobahn that have the limits. This is according to the AP News. Germany did not like the fact that this person was going so very fast. It’s a silly and a danger. A motorist was clocked driving more than 320 kilometers. It’s 199 American miles per hour. It was west of Berlin. And it was so the speed limit. Well, it was 124 miles per hour above the speed limit, said German police. They were racing on the A2 Autobahn. He got over $1,000 fine, stripped of two points from his license, and banned from driving for three months. Okay, we all want to know what kind of car. There was no nothing in this that says what kind of car this guy was driving. It’s probably a sports car. I’m just saying. I mean, if you’re going that fast, 124 and you’re not struggling, just had to. Yeah. But you know that they all have supercars over there. The cops do. So, yeah, you think that they’ll whip out a Lambo on that Autobahn and run you down. It’s not going to happen. All right. So in addition to that, in addition to that, we’ll run out of time. Grand Canyon had a mega fire that exploded in size and now it’s creating its own weather. Stick with us. We’ve got a lot more in store. Relief Factor. This is a great product if you want to manage everyday aches and pains without drugs. you need to check out Relief Factor. A lot of people do this. It’s a daily drug-free supplement specifically designed to help manage aches and pains naturally. A lot of people use it. My husband who has sports injuries uses it. It helps him when he’s working out. Relief Factor uses all kinds of powerful ingredients like turmeric, omega-3 fatty acids, resveratrol, and more to target inflammation and support joint health. Again, 100% drug-free. all developed to support your body’s natural healing process. Don’t stay stuck living with pain. Try Relief Factor’s three-week quick start for just $19.95, less than a dollar a day. You can support a veteran-owned company and see the difference for yourself. That’s relieffactor.com, 1-800-THE-NUMBER-4-RELIEF.
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SPEAKER 20 :
get the lowdown on the latest news with a side of laughs whenever you want subscribe to the dana show podcast on youtube apple or wherever you get your podcast i cannot believe we have not played this track a little summertime by dj jazzy jeff and yes will smith the fresh prince this song though was is still the most summertime sounding song ever and even though yes will smith is you know kind of a cook and he you know slapped a man like a woman I’m not going to do Jazzy Jeff like that. Because he’s the real brain of it. I’m not going to do DJ Jazzy Jeff like that. So this is a great track. And it is a track. I mean, King, you hear it and you’re like, yep, that’s exactly how it was. You go out with your friends in the afternoon. You’re playing basketball. You’re hitting the arcade, whatever. And then you go. You get your car all cleaned up. You go and get your hair cut. You stop by the cookout. And then you go and cruise. That right there. That’s what was taken from us.
SPEAKER 14 :
That’s right. The telltale attribute of a great song is when it brings back a whole host of memories. And that’s it right there.
SPEAKER 20 :
Golly. Yeah, they stopped. I think everybody always, cruising is not a thing. I think it ended in the early aughts. It was already on its way out by the time I was in high school. And it was apparently really big in the 80s. I was in high school in the mid-90s. And it was already like on its way out, but it was still like still, and it was less about the car that you were in and it was more about being seen, but your car still had to be nice. Like it couldn’t be, you know, dirty and nasty looking and the interior needed to be nice, you know, things like that. But I, yeah, you hear that and you’re like, oh my gosh, that’s exactly it. You can, ah, right. I’m saying, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the bottom of this third hour because summer’s, Almost over? We’re in August already. That’s not almost over. We’re in high summer, dude. It’s August.
SPEAKER 14 :
We’re going to have triple digits until October.
SPEAKER 20 :
No, no, no. Here’s how it is to the rest of the world. Everybody is going to be putting up their Halloween stuff, and I’m going to get into the latest Jazzy Crockett. Speaking of jazzies, I’m going to get into Jazzy Crockett here in a minute because she responded to that New York Post piece. But everywhere else, like it turns September, then it starts getting in October, and all the girls are all with their Uggs and their leggings, and they’re like, oh, I’m going to go get my pumpkin spice, which tastes like turkey water. It’s gross. It’s so bad. It does? And they’re like, oh, it’s all time for fall. And then they go and get all their fall stuff. And like, I’m going to put up my skellies, get, you know, skeleton. It’s 90,000 degrees down here. Right. And then you always have those friends in your group that start going, oh, wow, it’s like September. I’m going to put out my autumn harvest candle. And I’m like, people are still going to the beach. You dumb woman. They’re still going to the beach. Shut up. Stop it. But I was telling Kane because I want to get a giant 12 foot. I want to get a couple of giant 12 foot tall skeletons. Just half of my yard. Maybe all year round. I’m not kidding. Well, because you can put a Santa hat on one of them, right? And then rabbit ears on another for Easter. And they can be hiding eggs. That’s true. And, you know, there’s a lot of different things. Don’t be prejudiced against them because they don’t have meat.
SPEAKER 14 :
I like it because I’m picturing an actual six-foot skeleton inside a manger and you having two giant skeletons as Mary and Joseph. I see what you’re doing.
SPEAKER 20 :
You know, I do want a life-size nativity.
SPEAKER 14 :
See?
SPEAKER 20 :
And… They’re really expensive and also impossible to find because winds can get crazy down here. And I don’t want, you know, my nativity to get blown away anyway. And that is how you say it. It’s nativity, just like it’s wash and milk. Stop it. So my point, it’s, you know, it’s still it’s like hot down here until all of a sudden December when it’s in the 50s. So it’s really hard to get into the fall stuff with it being so sweaty hot. But I’m just I can’t wait for all my East Coast friends to be like, oh, look, the leaves are changing. We’ll hear that from Steve when he’s back. And Phil’s never done that to us. But Steve has. Oh, the leaves are changing. It’s so nice. The air is crisp. It’s so fall outside. And then he turns into almost like a basic chick. God love him.
SPEAKER 14 :
You can’t be bashing on Stephen. I’m not. I love it. I love it.
SPEAKER 20 :
I love it all. I love it all so much because I just get jealous and mad because I’m like, it’s just… Lauren says the seasons in the Northeast are spring, summer, pumpkin spice, and Mariah Carey. By the way, she found out that car, that guy in Germany that was going a million miles an hour. We were right. It was a Porsche. Yeah. She probably has the guy’s license plate number in his security code for his house, but it’s a Porsche.
SPEAKER 14 :
I’d be surprised if she didn’t.
SPEAKER 20 :
I would totally be shocked if she didn’t. She’s like a robot. She’ll pull it out of the ether immediately. So that’s good work for Lorraine. All right. So Jazzy, the other Jazzy, she responded to that New York Post piece, y’all. Remember they said that she was… basically a lazy layabout who stayed in her luxury apartment all day and never really showed up for work and screamed at staff and is just very not a nice person. And she had, I think it was like five staffers that talked to the New York Post. Five. There were a ton of them. And one of them was identified by the Post as being a young black woman. And she was saying, well, Jasmine Crockett claims that she You know, helps black women, but she doesn’t because she fires them for no reason, etc. So Jasmine Cronkett responded. Probably we’re thinking it’s from her apartment, that same apartment that she never leaves. That’s what we think. But she responded in an interview today. Watch.
SPEAKER 09 :
Are you a no show boss from hell who terrorizes staffers?
SPEAKER 04 :
Oh, my goodness. Listen, I know that I have arrived, honey. That is the way that I see this. Because as Beyonce says, if they’re not talking about you, then obviously you must not be doing anything. You know what? This is just more slander, more nonsense, more lies. And honestly, I don’t think that the New York Post would probably be the first ones to be able to figure out if I was a boss from hell. You and I were joking. Before we got on camera about all of the scrutiny that comes with being not only woman, but being young and being a black woman. Yeah, there’s a lot of scrutiny that comes my way and it comes my way from all different angles.
SPEAKER 20 :
Nobody cares that you’re a middle aged black woman. Nobody cares. And and sorry, she’s I mean, that’s the truth of it. She’s in it. I don’t even understand her answer. I don’t even understand her answer. By the way, she’s like around my age. I mean, she literally is like around my age. So quit acting like you’re a 20-something-year-old. I feel like that’s how she portrays herself. I’m like, girl, you are in your 40s. Stop it. We know better. But she says it’s slander. Isn’t she a criminal defense attorney? How are you an attorney and you don’t know that that was libel and not slander? So if it was libel, libel’s written, slander’s spoken. So it’s not slander, it’s libel. And then if it is, then sue them. Then go on. If it’s false, sue them. Oh, you can’t do that? Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Now, I think, Cain, the background of her interview, can we just, is it possible, Juan, to throw up a little bitty screenshot? Juan’s got to grow another arm real quick. Hold on. Because I feel like that doesn’t look like an office, Cain. No, that is not an office. It looks like her apartment.
SPEAKER 14 :
That looks like, yeah.
SPEAKER 20 :
Is that the apartment that they say she never leaves? That’s the one. I would just think if you’re responding… In an interview, and clearly it’s daylight outside, I would just think that if you were responding to an interview, in an interview to a story about you never going to work and leaving your luxury apartment, that maybe you wouldn’t do the interview from your luxury apartment that you’re accused of never leaving. The chat says it’s probably because the office is empty. But that’s where she is all the time. She apparently stays there and now she’s doing this interview there. That just seems like Maybe I would have done that from the Capitol, at least to pretend. I know that means she has to actually leave and show up there. She’s probably in sweatpants and the waist down.
SPEAKER 14 :
I would have at least blurred out my background, something.
SPEAKER 20 :
Or she could have, yeah. I’m surprised she didn’t put those filters in and it was like the Capitol in the back or something like that. Surprised she didn’t do that, at least. Yeah, I just don’t think I would respond to a story where I’m being accused of never leaving my apartment, doing the interview at the apartment I’m accused of never leaving. Just feels like a little more effort.
SPEAKER 14 :
So, Jasmine, they say you’re never in the office.
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah. Well, I mean, that’s just slander. You mean liable? Sure. Are you going to sue? What?
SPEAKER 12 :
Are you in the office now?
SPEAKER 20 :
Yeah. Are you in the office now, Ms. Crockett? Good heavens. She’s not the brightest bulb. Not the brightest bulb. But I don’t understand what her first… She quoted Beyonce saying, if they’re not talking about you, then I guess you’re not doing anything. They’re not talking about you because you don’t do anything. There’s nothing for anybody to talk about. We can’t go, oh, wow, this great piece of legislation, very controversial that Jasmine Crockett proposed because you don’t do it. We can’t go, oh, did you look at this economic policy? This may be like a suggestion on taxes or reducing bureaucracy as it relates to insurance across state lines, et cetera. Did you see this thing that Jasmine Crockett? No, because she doesn’t propose any of this stuff. She doesn’t do it. There’s nothing for anybody else to talk about because all damn day, all she does is she gets up and she just focuses on putting something out on the internet so she can act like a viral badass without having to do the work of an actual badass. That’s it. That’s it. I don’t know of anything that, you know what? I’m going to look this up. Because I just want to see anything, anything that she has sponsored, anything lately. I bet I’m not going to see a dang thing. Oh, well, yeah, I’m right. Yeah, I would be correct. I don’t see anything with her. Now, she’ll sign on to other stuff after a bunch of other people do, and that’s not hard. You can just assign your name to it. But I don’t see anything that she’s proposed here. This is one of the problems with some of these firebrands is that they get out there and they don’t actually do the work. I don’t know how you’re serving your constituency if you’re not actively introducing things in Congress and trying to convince people to support this that benefit your constituency. I mean, that’s the whole point of you being there. It doesn’t make any sense. So I don’t know. I mean, I’m looking at some of her. I mean, all I see is her signing on with like 60 other people onto this. She doesn’t have anything. I mean, I’m scrolling through right now and I’m looking at congress.gov. Nope, nothing. Now she’ll sign on, like I said, as a co-sponsor. She doesn’t lead anything. She doesn’t introduce anything. There are lawmakers younger than her, females, that’ll propose stuff. She’s not. I mean, the last thing that she actually led on was the Clear ID Act. That was a long time ago, and that was only introduced. It never went anywhere. Never went anywhere. HR 4843 hasn’t gone anywhere. So that’s one thing. I mean, I’m like scrolling everywhere. That’s it. She’s not a leader. She’s just in it to get clicks. She wants to be an influencer. A lot of people treat Congress and these elected positions as like a stepping stone to a book deal or a contributorship. So then they can just show up and run their mouths and they don’t actually have to do the work of reading the bill, understanding the issue, working with other lawmakers, rewriting portions of it. Does it work with the budget, et cetera, et cetera? That’s actually work. She didn’t want to do it. So it’s a lot easier for her to just run her mouth and make these videos. And the reason that they go viral isn’t because the subs, it’s because it’s lacking. It’s not because it’s smart. It’s because it’s ridiculous. It’s a great way for Republicans to look at it and go, wow, look, this is representative of Democrats. Democrats use it. Well, not really. You don’t really see a lot of Democrats rushing to her defense, do you? Did you see anybody defending her over this New York Post story? And this hit last night. 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SPEAKER 20 :
Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. So things aren’t getting any better for the Democrats who won’t come back to Texas. Yeah, so you got House Speaker Burroughs who demanded that all direct deposits be stopped for any member absent for the express purpose of denying quorum. So everybody who fled to Illinois and all these other blue states to prevent the redistricting… Yeah, they’re going to be in some trouble. Yeah, they’re going to have those direct deposits all stopped. So that’s… I don’t think J.B. Pritzker is going to step in and help them, nor is Kathy Hochul either. It just gets worse and worse. Just come back and do your job. And if you’re unhappy with what you have to do, then win more elections. Because this is fixing the insane gerrymandering that was done 10 years ago. Yes. And again, every 10 years, there’s redistricting. It happens. And if they think that, I mean, all you got to do is look at some of these districts in Texas, especially 33rd and 35th, and you can see how ridiculous they look. That’s what happens when you let Democrat districts control this stuff. And when Democrats have input, that’s what you get. I mean, they’re asinine looking. So it’s just correcting it. They need to come back to work or they ain’t going to get paid. And I don’t think that Pritzker is going to write y’all a check. You know, I mean. It’s not going to happen. Not going to happen. So we’ll follow all of that. I will not be on air Monday. I’ll be traveling, doing some work this weekend. So I will not be in on Monday, but I will be back behind the mic on Tuesday with everyone to get you set up for the week. In the meantime, today in stupidity came.
SPEAKER 14 :
All right, Juan, this is cut 11. So Jamie Raskin was out there. You know how it is when you hear Democrats speak on television where you’re like, oh, you know what? That’s half true what they’re saying. Like maybe 50% true. What Jamie Raskin is doing here is 100% false. Like absolutely not a morsel of truth in this. Listen to what Jamie Raskin says.
SPEAKER 16 :
They’re trying to completely rewrite the history of January 6th, rewrite the history of the 2020 election, rewrite the history of the Civil War. You know, they’re very fine people on both sides when there’s an anti-Semitic riot in Charlottesville. It is the progressives who are standing up for history, who are standing up for facts, who are standing up for the truth.
SPEAKER 20 :
They’re standing up for facts and the truth. That’s why he repeated that old discredited thing.
SPEAKER 12 :
After saying nothing but lies and falsehoods. Yeah, wow.
SPEAKER 20 :
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