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We just had a story yesterday of an old man dying from fireworks, so it’s pretty serious.
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Yeah, you’ve got to be careful with that stuff. So these people, they were launching them from a moving vehicle while doing donuts in a busy intersection. That’s okay. You can’t be doing that. You can’t be getting on Michael Bay in the middle of an intersection. Let’s not… They arrested Roderick Baez, 20. He had Roman candles and he was riding shotgun. This is like they were his emotional support explosives is what they said. And he was on his way to another street party. And then they got Anthony Colon, 33. Imagine your last name is Colon. C-O-L-O-N. You can’t say Colon, could you? Because there’s no other way to do that. Colon. He was selling booze to people out of his trunk. The car that was doing the donuts. And then Stoyan Volchev and Dion Custard. Your name is Dion Custard. Okay. 18 and 31 respectively. They were also doing donuts with fireworks. So it seemed like a street circus happening. It is our friends. Over at Caltech. That’s right. The folks over at Caltech. Caltech, the Gen 3 Sub 2K is one of their latest. Florida-based company. And you guys are very familiar with the Sub 2K. Well, this is the latest iteration. It is the new third generation Sub 2K. It folds fast. Optics stay in place. Deploys super fast. Zeroed and ready. It’s innovation with a twist. Now available in 10 millimeter. And so it’s, yeah, 10 millimeter. That’s the one that a lot of people were waiting for. And it folds down when you, it’s a gun origami. It folds down to 16 and a half inches for easy storage and transport. It also accepts Glock mags. You got a standard 15 round Glock 20 mag. You got a lot of capacity for whatever your shooting needs are. You got an optional extended mag, 50 round drum available also even for extended pew sessions. Simple and reliable blowback design. Easy maintenance. Consistent performance. Internal buffer for softer recoil. Lighter 5-pound trigger pull. You got an integrated M-LOK. You got rails up top for accessories. It’s ideal for tons of different situations. And made right here in the U.S. of A. K-E-L-T-E-C. Keltec.com. Keltecweapons.com. And it’s the new Generation 3 Sub 2K Innovation Performance Caltech. Caltechweapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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Make sure you go sign up at Substack Chapter & Verse. Find us at Facebook, YouTube, Like, and Subscribe. The chat is not rumble. And Channel 347, the simulcast of the radio program. It’s already tough when you’re flying, right? You’re on an aluminum tube and you’re in the sky. And I just get real antsy when I feel like I’m being held captive with a bunch of people. I don’t even know how I’m going to do a cruise later. The academic thing with MRC going up to Norway. I mean, it’s not like I can scale up the size of a fjord to get away or anything. Oh. But being on a plane, like where else are you going to go? Like open the door and fall to the ground? Like where else are you going to go? Hide in the bathroom? Hide in the lavatory? So I get it. When it’s time to get off the plane, people want to get off, especially if you have connecting flights. That can be tricky. Or if you’ve got to use the loo. Because using the restroom on the plane is probably one of the nastiest things ever next to riding the subway in New York. It’s horrible. They’re always so bad. Like you got to use it first and then just give it up. Then you just give it to God after that because that’s, you know, only he can help after that point. So I get it. You want to get off the plane, right? But I think there’s like ways to be polite about it. But also people don’t want to be polite in today’s society for whatever reason. It feels like there’s less of it. I think there’s less of it because people are tired of putting up with stuff. They’re just tired. People are just tired. There’s too much. There’s too much happening. So, Audio Sunbite 17, this is at Fort Lauderdale, Hollywood International Airport. This woman went on a tirade because she was getting criticized by passengers for getting up and moving forward to get off the plane before the passengers in front of her were able to get off. Now, I don’t know how all of this kicked off because, you know, it’s always, we have all of these, it’s like Bigfoot. We have phones and all these video recording things, but, you know, nobody gets Bigfoot. So I don’t know exactly how bad it got to get to this point, but I’ll hear somebody at 17. This is what happened.
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let the people go get up the way you want to okay you’re just you’re just a cavern and that’s just the way it is just deal with it people my god why don’t you all shut up it’s not affecting any of you You guys are so funny. You’re the Karens about it because you’re the ones who are making noise. Nobody’s bothering you. I’m sorry, do you have my permission to record me? Shut the up. Now she’s here. Yep, because you’ve never said one. I can tell you have. Yes, I can. That guy wouldn’t even do nothing.
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He’d just sit back there and she’d get beaten up.
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You can be a judge. No, you’re not going to insult someone because of an accent. We’re not doing that. Don’t put your finger in me.
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This is a low IQ review. Yeah, it is.
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You ain’t going to change this. I love when they say ain’t and they talk about low IQ. I use aids and I’m in a doctoral program. Oh my gosh.
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That’s a big deal.
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I don’t say ain’t.
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You’re racist. I’m a doctor.
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Do you even know what racist means?
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Oh, my God. Wait, you’re white. That’s racist. Maybe xenophobic.
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We’re talking about accents. Maybe it’s the vocabulary. When we get off this plane, I’ll meet you out there with my bar card.
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Everybody is insufferable. I’m sorry, but everybody on this plane is insufferable. They’re all horrible. Everyone is horrible. If I was the pilot, I would have dove it into the ocean. Like gone doing mankind a favor. Oh my gosh. Where do you even start? She was trying to get off. She wanted to get off the plane before every, I’ve been, I’ve seen that before. Most, most of the time people are nice. The only time that I ever said anything on a plane is when people were trying to rush forward was actually my oldest son was with me. Can’t remember where we were going, but there was an elderly lady who was right across the aisle from us. And she was like really elderly. And apparently like talked to her a little bit. She, her husband had passed earlier that year. She was going to see her sister whose children had placed her sister in a nursing facility. So I’m already like, my heart is already hurting for this lady. Right. And we helped her put her suitcase up and helped her get situated because she had she wasn’t she didn’t have mobility issues, but she was like 80 something. She was very she’s still an independent lady, sharp as a tack. And she had every right to fly. But, you know, just have a little consideration. Right. So when the plane landed. And everyone’s getting up and my son was actually making sure she got up and had her tote bag. There was a younger woman and then people just started coming forward. And one woman literally pushed past her to get to the front and almost knocked this woman on the other two passengers in the seat. And then everyone else, it was like, they saw this one lady going up and I’m, you know, I’m like immediately trying to help this elderly lady because the flight attendants were in the front. They’re opening the door. They’re not right there in your section. And I’m like, this woman is going to get trampled. And all these people came up. So I got up and I was like, can you please wait? You know, I’m still trying to literally get her up from the aisle. And this was probably like, in 2009 2010 and they kept pushing so finally i lost my cool and i did yell at people i was like can you guys just chill the hell out for five seconds i’m like we’re all going to the same place i’m like can i let her get up first because she got knocked down by one of you and i was so mad that they didn’t even notice that this woman was literally knocked over in the aisle and And I made sure she got out before us. So if they were going to like try to run her down again, at least they would they would hit me and my child first. But, you know, getting off the plane and she she was just slow getting up. She wasn’t like slow walking. It was just, you know, she’s 80 something. And I was just like, and I think the people realized what happened and they saw her kind of trying to get out of it. Cause when you fall in between those aisles, you know how hard that is to get, if you’re not eighties, it’s like hard to get up anyway. Cause you’re on your stuff. You can’t move this. You can’t get up. It’s awkward. And I think they realized, oh my gosh, we got to chill. We knocked this little lady down. And then they were fine after that. But I literally did have to yell at people. That’s the only time I ever did. Otherwise I just don’t care. I’m not in a rush to get off the plane. I always whenever we have connecting flights, there’s only been one time that it’s been close because there was nothing else. But I always give myself tons of time if I got a connecting flight somewhere. A, I avoid connecting flights. But if I have to take one, I always give myself tons of time. And not everybody can prepare that, you know, plan that far in advance, but just try. But I mean, what is it going to save you a couple of minutes to rush forward if that happens? This doesn’t make any sense. But the problem with this is that I don’t know if she had a connecting flight. I don’t know. She could have been a heck of a lot nicer. And everybody else could have been. But she didn’t say, Cain, at any point that she had a connecting flight that she had to get to or anything like that. She was just like, you know, whatever. I mean, why? Lady, lie.
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If I had a connecting flight, I would say, yeah, all right, you guys, you got me. But, you know, I have a connecting flight. So that’s why I got up here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I’ve been on planes where they’re like, if you don’t have a connecting flight, can you let other people go forward? And it’s like, I don’t have an issue. I’m not in a rush to get off the plane. And my husband likes to get off the plane as soon as possible. But I’m like, chill. We don’t got to be in a rush. It’s all good. It’s all good. Clearly, some people got places they got to be. Just let it go. It doesn’t really bug me. but what bugs me is like when I see older people like that lady, I don’t know if I’ve ever been that mad in public in a long time, like ever. I was so mad for her. I just could not believe that someone just like powered through and just, I mean, literally knocked her in between the seats. Like she was butt up and her, I mean, almost like a downward dog position. They had knocked her in that seat and it was really awkward for her to get up. And the other seatmate passengers, the other passengers in her row were trying to help her. I’m trying to help her. Um, but yeah, Everybody on that plane was just not helping the situation, not helping the situation. Clearly, she felt entitled. She was snotty. You know, the point where it went really downhills where the other lady was like, I’m in a doctorate program. Oh, my gosh. Nobody cares. Just stop. Stop. Don’t engage with stupid because stupid loves it. And stupid feeds off it. You do not have to. I always tell everybody, you do not have to attend every fight to which you are invited. You do not have to. Just let it, some people just need to show their backsides. Let them do it. But it just got, and I’m like, there’s kids on this flight. I felt bad for the one dude who was just sitting there eating snacks. Did you see him? He was the only guy who was not bothering his soul on this flight. He’s sitting there just eating his snacks and she turns around and starts at him. I was like, that poor man. He’s eating his snacks. Probably eating them plain, whatever, the plain trail mix. Do they even offer it to the people with peanut allergies get upset? I don’t know. The whole thing is just too much.
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That dude was my spirit animal. I’m the same way. If people are in a rush, just let them go. If you’re in the plane and you’re not in a rush to get off the plane, having three or four more people in front of you as you’re herded off the plane through the jet bridge, you’re not gaining. You’re not going to get a special award. You’re not gaining.
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Yeah, they’re not going to be at the end of the thing. Like, you were the first stop. Here’s a million dollars. You guys are losers because you didn’t get off the plane first. No one’s doing that. There’s not those types of rewards.
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No, I’m not 20th in line. I’m 15th.
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I’m a better person. Put that on my tombstone first off the plane. But it just, yeah. And I don’t like being in crowds where you’re jostling like that. I don’t. Oh, man, I can’t stand it. So I will totally just chill. Let them let it let them go by and then do what I got to do. Right. And because I already have I pack light anyway. I already have all my stuff. I only ever do carry on. So it’s like one one and I’m out. But there are a lot of nice people that they’ll see you because if you don’t go, then it’s like the current of people just. And then you just, you know, you just sit there until the whole plane gets off. But every now and then there are people nice enough that are like, oh my gosh, go ahead and go. Like you’re sitting here ready to go. I’m just not going to like fight with people to get off the plane because I don’t have that much patience in life. So I like to reserve it. You know what I mean? For like the times that it would really would matter, right? Like picking up an elderly woman who gets knocked over in the aisle. That’s, you know, things like that. But this, I see things like this and it makes me not want to fly. I already don’t like it. but I don’t know what I’m going to do on this cruise, guys. I don’t even know. I was looking at the boat, the boat ship. I don’t know. I literally, all everything I know about getting on boats is from lakes, fishing, canoes, and then having a power, little power boat, like in the Exumas and going, you know, driving around that. And I know how to, I know ties. I know how to navigate. I know how to read nautical maps because there was no way I was taking my family out in the open ocean without ever being able to do that. Cause insane. But, We’re on a big boat in Cane. We’re going to be in the fjords, which is basically like there’s no ground. It’s just you look around and it’s water and rocks. That’s it. Sheer cliffs that goats couldn’t even get on. Like a goat couldn’t even, like one of those weird ones couldn’t even get up there.
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It’s not a carnival cruise you’re going on. No, no. I think you’ll be okay. I don’t know. I think you’ll be all right.
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All I’m worried about like food poisoning and everybody having diarrhea and like… Oh, God.
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I guess those are valid concerns.
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Or, like, what if… Oh, my gosh, I don’t know. What if the boat… What if there’s a drunk captain? That happened. You guys remember that story? What if there’s a drunk captain and they hit something and we capsize in a fjord and then a Loch Ness monster from Scotland eats us? I don’t know.
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Before he capsizes, you just drink with him so that he’s not drinking as much. I don’t know.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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So markets are at record highs, economists are more, blah, blah, blah. It’s about tariffs. I’m just so tired of these economists that are freaking out. That’s the headline right there. It’s all you need to know. We talked about the Secret Service thing. Hundreds of them. Oh, this is a crazy story. OK, check this out. So this lady has received hundreds. I actually I think this is over hundreds at this point of Amazon packages that started showing up at her front porch. And it’s so bad. She says it’s over a year now. She says it’s been hell. It’s in San Jose, California. So what happened is somehow she started getting these large boxes filled with car seat covers made by this Chinese company sent to her doorstep. And I mean, they show up nonstop. And the mystery of it, apparently it has to do with a Chinese online seller that listed a false U.S. address because Amazon requires listing advertisers to have advertisers to have us addresses and apparently they gave hers and so now when these people have been sending returning them they’re piling up in her garage the online seller put her address on all their return labels and they refuse to stop it and everybody’s been stuck without refunds and i mean and they and amazon told her she could pay to send them back She’s refused delivery on everything that she could, but they’re so they’re like piling up. She couldn’t even get her handicapped mother that lives with her out of their car in their wheelchair to the door because they so many boxes they place in there. They’ll get, you know, she might get 50 boxes delivered at one time at one part of the day. So she said that Amazon, all they offered was $100 gift balance. Like a gift card. That’s it. Amazon. Amazon is notorious for being really crappy in certain respects. I got to say, like, this has nothing to do with Bezos. It has to do with the business structure, I think. You know, like, come on. So that’s insane. Three in 10 pregnancies in England and in Wales and an abortion. The British are aborting their next generation and they’re getting entire the whole nation’s gone. The UK is gone. It is not the same. It never will be the same. Three in 10 pregnancies. They are literally aborting themselves into legend. That’s what they’re doing. How insane is this? They said it’s a record 30, like really 30 percent of conceptions were legally aborted in 2022. That was up a year earlier from 26 and a half. And then in a year before that, it was only 20 percent. So it has been rapidly increasing. It’s so I mean, it’s sad. It’s so incredibly sad. But they’re they’re literally wiping themselves off of the map. A robot performed surgery on its own for the first time, powered by chat GPT. Now, this is not like, you know, robotic procedures. Apparently, it was like an entire robotics. I don’t know how I feel about that. What happens if you lose power or something? You know, I don’t know. Is it our backup? But it performed a realistic surgery on its own. It removed a gallbladder, they said, with the expertise of a skilled human surgeon. And researchers said the robot was watched as it performed a lengthy phase of gallbladder removal on a lifelike patient. It was able to respond to and learn from voice commands from the team, like a novice surgeon working with a mentor. And they said the advancement has really moved them because they can execute specific surgical tasks. It understands procedures. Man, I know, right? Still, I’m not even getting a Roomba. Speaking of sad, did you guys see this? It’s a Washington Post opinion piece. This is an actual headline. It’s up on my Instagram page, too. The headline says, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington. Cain.
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You have to say that again. What?
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They had apparently a clown write an actual editorial over at Washington Post.
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So, Donald Trump’s not a clown? Yeah.
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And they’re like, I know.
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He should know.
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Because real clowns bring joy. Real clowns also don’t bitch in editorials in the Washington Post. Or do they? I don’t know. Like… That’s what he writes. He’s on the board. I cannot believe they did this, but they went all the way to this guy named Tim Cunningham. He is the board president of Clowns Without Borders, a nonprofit that performs clown shows for communities facing hardship. And he writes, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington. Who made him King Clown of Mountain?
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Thank you for editing.
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So this is… He wrote a whole editorial on this. He’s mad because I guess they said that Trump was funny and… I don’t know. He writes, quote, it sounds like somebody writing, by the way, not to interrupt myself. It sounds like someone writing a term paper and they’re a college freshman. Allegations that President Trump is a clownish figure are not hard to come by. He writes, this is how he starts his piece. Political strategist James Carville referred to Trump’s administration as a clown show. No, real clowns. None of this qualifies Trump for such a title. I am a clown and a board president of the nonprofit Clowns Without Borders.
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I’m here to set the record straight.
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Oh, and he does. By the way, it took him this long to get to the point. A whole paragraph. You’re not a journalist either, apparently. He goes, I perform as a professional clown for 24 years. Clown, capital C, is a valuable and varied art form. I’m bored to death already. Acrobats, magician, get to the point. Vaudeville artists, shut up, get to the point. Oh my gosh. From stage clowns such as Bill. Shut up. Just get to the point. Clowns demand years, if not lifetimes of study. Shut up. And he goes, he talks about Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. You are no Charlie Chaplin, my dude. You are no Buster Keaton. You are a sad, fat ass dude who is bitching about being a clown in Washington Post. They wrote a whole editorial about this. Yes, I’m mad because I have to deal with this stuff and talk about it on my show. This is so stupid. Oh, my gosh. Kane. Clown is not an invention of the modern era. Several ancient indigenous cultures revere sacred clown figures. Know all this?
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I mean, imagine. For example. No, he didn’t. Uh-huh. No, he didn’t.
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The Sioux people celebrate the Hioka, an honorable community member who uses humor to shed light on societal problems.
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Can I say real quick? I don’t think this guy’s a clown.
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All clowns share the common values of humor.
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So far, I don’t feel like I’m experiencing a clown right now. So far, what you’ve read.
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I mean, he sounds, excuse my Portuguese from earlier. He sounds like a bitter Betty. He just sounds so. Oh, my gosh. Like this. I’ve seen hundreds of Roya Hinga children dance with an ensemble of clowns while their homes in Myanmar smolder in the background. Like what in the world? I mean, if you’re going to be a clown, be like funny. Let’s find a better metaphor to despise and depose fascism. Okay, I literally thought I have seen people get offended over everything, right? I thought we were at our limit as a society as to what people can be offended about. Really thought we were at that limit. I thought we were there. No, says fate, we’re not. And then it gives us this guy. The unfunniest clown I’ve ever seen in my life. The worst clown ever. Keep clown out of Trumpian comparisons. But you’re here. Keep it out of politics. You’re literally here politicizing it. What are you talking about? I cannot believe that they published this. Yeah, this is woke Pennywise. That’s what this is. I actually am speechless.
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I wonder how many hit pieces they write that actually compliment the president for not being a clown. I mean, literally, this is a compliment to the president saying he’s not a clown. They think this is a hit piece.
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You’re not like this sad sack. Trump’s not like this sad sack. I am so offended that they call Trump a clown. I mean, he’s trying to stake a claim on Clown Mountain. I am offended on behalf of the clowns. It’s like he’s so excited he has something to get offended over. Because everybody has something to be offended over these days, right? Everybody’s got that something. We need Nika Costa actually coming up for headlines. Nika Costa, everybody’s got that something. We got to play her because that’s exactly what this is. Everybody has their something, right? That they got to get offended about, at least in today’s society. Everybody has something. This guy’s like, I finally got it. You can almost hear him break his own ankles as he rushes to get to his computer to peter out this little editorial for WAPO. Oh, I’m offended. I finally got something to be offended about. It’s like his milestone, right? It’s like a girl getting her menstrual cycle. This guy finally found something that he can get offended about, and he’s so excited. Oh, my gosh. It’s a milestone, Cain. I cannot believe that I can believe that we’re here. This is this is every now and then you see one of these marks that really affirm that you are in a living idiocracy. And this is another one right here for me. Right. This is another one, Kane. Oh, and then we get to talk about people fighting on planes coming up. You’re going to really enjoy this because it has to do with yelling and people being mad on a plane. And basically any travel situation, it’s just we’re all bringing that to you. Love that journey for us. So that’s where we’re all going. We got a lot more actually to hit. What are you looking at this guy? Are you looking at the clown guy? It’s so bad. Oh, my gosh. I can’t. It’s a real editorial. Someone actually was like at Washington Post goes, you know what we need? We need an editorial from a clown.
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