Absurd Truth: Kamala Had ANOTHER Town Hall?

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Dana Lashes of search through podcast sponsored by Celtech. It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man. A Florida man accused of being a serial church burglar used his phone to search quote where do church keep money? Police say other searches included quote do churches have safes? Say fe apostrophe s like plural and also quote how to cut shirt into a mask in quote that is uh.

Jeremy Lane a twenty year old who was arrested last week he burglarized a Pensacola church. According to the police, seven churches in the area were burglarized between September twenty fourth and October twelfth, and that search of his cell phone, well, they found all those Internet searches where do church keep money? Where do church keep money? Indeed, and he was charged with burglary, drug possession, obstructing justice, gun and burglary, tools possessions, and in a bunch of other charges including five church burglary and criminal mischief charges, three counts of larsenity, one kind of motor vehicle burglary. He has presently jailed on two hundred and seventy thousand dollars bond. Where do police keep criminals in the jails? Ji l apostrophe s in the jails? That’s right? Oh boy, oh, this is not how to solve this problem.

A Florida woman pulls a gun on an Uber driver who would let her dog in the car. What okay, some people don’t like dogs in their cars. I get it, you know, but this is not how you do it. So apparently, according to Fox thirteen, an uber driver in Pole County was dropping off passengers and this woman became irate because she would not The uber driver was dropping off passengers at eight pm.

They asked if they could buy another right and have their friend ride with them. She tried to get in her car with the dog. The uber driver said he can’t have the animal in his vehicle. I get it, because people have allergies and all this stuff.

So she literally grabbed her purse and pulled a gun. Then the driver grabbed his cell phone. The driver tried to get away, but she j c Owens, stopped him from leaving. Investigators say he flagged down a bystander.

When he was able to leave, they found she I mean, they found a nine millimeter sig in the under a vehicle in the driveway of a nearby home. She’s got. If you were wondering if she had a long criminal history, yes it does. It includes decorated a saw, grand larcenie, anne battery, and then she was charged with armed robbery, a life felony.

How was she owning a dog? Right? Like, I would just think that that dog’s probably see some stuff. Some voters, though, might ask, you’ve been in the White House for four years, you were vice president, not the president, But why wasn’t any of that done over the last four years. Well, there was a lot that was done, but there’s more to do, Anderson, and I’m pointing out things that need to be done that haven’t been done but need to be done. There are things that weren’t done, but we’re also needed to be done, and things stuff that unburdened by the things that weren’t done by doing the things that weren’t done and making them things that are done.

Is that thing, you know, if the person interviewing her is just silent, she just will keep talking. It’s hysterical. Welcome back to the program of Dana Lash with you. We’re at the top of this third hour.

Oh man, she lost Dana Bash last night audio Somebody twelve. She did not do well this town hall. She lost her Listen, this is bad. I’ll just tell you what I’m hearing from people who I have been talking to, and that is that if her goal was to close the deal, they’re not sure she did that.

And you know, some people have asked, is she being held to a different standard? Maybe, but that’s maybe the world that she living in. And on the question of who she is, people are understanding that a little bit more. But what she will do. The question about her legislative priorities name one, there wasn’t one, you know, some more of her personality and her character.

Questions about your weaknesses or what mistakes did you make? Not necessarily the answers there. Yeah, they weren’t there. I mean, it was just a really bad bad It was bad. There’s no other way to put it.

Was bad. It was just so bad. How was this so bad? Oh, my gosh, it. Was so bad.

I don’t know if they were in what was it, Chester Township? She had seventy five minutes. How can you not sell yourself in seventy five minutes? And Kane was right, this was supposed to be like her. Well, I don’t know if the campaign was presenting it this way. Media definitely was her closing argument.

I mean, this is like the swing state of swing states. I don’t know, I don’t know, I can’t. This was so bad. I think that they realized just how horrible of the candidate she is while it was happening, but that they all had to keep their poker face because I think they would rather have this than they just have a personal dislike of Trump.

I don’t know any body in the audience that seemed enthusiastic. The analysis following her appearance didn’t seem enthusiastic. Nobody walked away from this thinking that she had it in the bag and that she did well. Nobody, none of the talking heads at CNN.

I mean, she’s been how long has she been doing this now a couple of months, and all she has if you’re asking her, well, what’s your policy on this? But Trump? But okay, that doesn’t make sense. What is your policy on you know, the economy but Trump? What is your policy with regards to foreign policy? But Trump? Everything is but Trump? With her, nothing is her own. She has nothing, nothing, there’s nothing. I mean, it’s really it’s actually embarrassing.

I mean, she’s got to have more than this, like audio some by seven. This is what her response. This was, so but oh my gosh, just play it. Oh gosh.

So I may not be quick to have the answer as soon as you ask it about a specific policy issue sometimes because I’m gonna want to research it. I’m gonna want to study it. I’m kind of a nerd sometimes, I confess. So I may not be, Oh my, give me a second kind of a nerd.

Sometimes what does that havef you’re not that’s like a chick putting on glasses and thinking that alone makes her a nerd. No, you’re not a nerd. This is part of your job. You’re supposed to know these things, not learn them on the job.

You may not have the answer. I mean, I understand that maybe you need help from advisors in terms of the best strategy because you’re trying to see what the best strategy is, but not because you don’t know what the answer would be. You should at least have an answer. I have to research, saying what would you have to research? Is that what she couldn’t answer on tax policy? I’m a nerd like that? Oh, you’re, ah, look like I don’t have to research these things for my job.

Muha. I’m a nerd like that, because I want to know what the hell I’m talking about before I do law on it. Murrher, Oh my gosh, and then she laughs. Nobody else laughed.

Did you know it? Notice that nobody else laughed. That is so awkward, really really bad. All of this was horrible. She just just it was word salad.

Even Van Jones claimed it was like a complaining about it. And there is seventy five minutes of not answering a question more salad than a salad bar and I just I don’t know, I mean he he like Anderson Cooper kind of gently pressed back on her and some things. But then when he was asking her about price gouging, there was a point when she was like, well, Trump didn’t want to come out to the CNN town hall, which was not an answer to that’s not an answer to that. That’s again, it’s another but Trump.

It was another but Trump moment. And it just when if you have to stop and take a moment to research something, that also means that you’re not quick enough on your feet, because sometimes you have to make really quick decisions. Well, I don’t know, I’m kind of a nerve or got to research it. Oh my gosh.

I had a friend go ask if she ever took an extemporaneous speech class at any point during her college career. No way she did. There’s no way, no way. I Uh.

She cannot think on her She’s not quick witted. She’s not quick witted. She is not a quick witted thinker. She can’t act on her feet.

She just can’t do it. I mean, this is it’s just bad. It was bad. I think that it was so bad.

It was bad when she was I’m looking at some of the audio we have when she when they were talking about her her immigration. Uh like, for instance, this was was this audio SoundBite? I think this was three when she was flip flopping back and forth on it. Yesterday, okay, do yesterday to yesterday. Let me be very clear, I’m not going to vote for a wall under any circumstances.

I am not for a wall. They’re not jumping over walls. So the idea that we’re gonna sell this thing to the American public and require the taxpayers of our country to pay five billion dollars for something that will not deliver. What he is.

Suggesting we need is ridiculous and I will not support it. It does call for six hundred and fifty million dollars that was ear marked under Trump to actually still go. To build a world. I’m not afraid of good ideas where they occurred.

He said, you don’t think it’s stupid anymore. I think what he did and how he did it was did not make much sense because he actually didn’t do much of anything. I just talked about that wall, right, we just talked about it. He didn’t actually do much of anything.

But you do want to build some wall. I want to strengthen our border. That’s not what he was asking. He could not get hurt.

He could not. I mean, you know, I’m sure you’re shocked an answer from her on this, But you want to build some wall because you were talking about how dumb it is and now you’re saying you want to do it. I just wanted to secure our border. Does that include building a wall? Yes? Or no? It’s how do you not? I would not have let her gone.

I would have dragged her out on that. There’s no way. I would have just been like, we’re going to stay here all damn day for the whole seventy five minutes until you answer this question. And we’re going to make it as uncomfortable as possible.

I I I unbelievable. Unbelievable. A voter asked her about who’s going to pay for what in terms of subsidies too. I mean, I just gave you last last hour, we went through how much how many billions were paying just fiscally or twenty three the numbers that came out.

Listen to this. This was a voter question to her last. Night, regarding the rapid increase in the migrant population. How will you ensure that every immigrant is integrated into American society safely? We bet if in subsidies will you provide them with and how long will these benefits and subsidies last for an individual? Most importantly, will the American citizens taxes pay for these benefits and subsidies? And if so, how much money? How much money will be allocated? Well, thank you, Jackson.

Let’s start with this. America’s immigration system is broken and it needs to be fixed, and it’s been broken. For a long time. No one’s up talking about that.

And part of what we need to do is always prioritize what we need to do to strengthen our border. I will tell you I’m the only person in this race among the two choices that voters have. I’ve personally prosecuted transnational criminal organizations in the trafficking of guns, drugs, and human beings. I have spent a significant part of my career making sure that our border is secure the question, and that we do not allow criminals in and we don’t allow that kind of trafficking to happen and come into our country.

And as the oh my god, my opponent has proven himself. That he would prefer not an answer. On the problem instead of fix the problem. What is what the hell does this mean? She said, We’re going to prioritize what we need to do to fix the border.

Yeah, what is that? And that is? That is? What? What? What is that? She didn’t answer his question at all at all. Andy McCarthy wrote about her greatly exaggerated prosecutorial record, and it is she keeps saying that she’s done all this stuff and she hasn’t. There’s some really good stuff over an NRO about that, but she I mean, it’s bad. She her overstatements.

She didn’t do any of that stuff that she talks about. I mean, this stuff is public. I don’t I don’t even know what that was not an answer, and that was pretty much like the whole I mean, even Van Jones, this is what audio sound by eighteen or No. Fourteen listen to this.

Does she seem like somebody who is going to take seriously the problems of ordinary people and try to get an answer. And I think that she. I think she passed that test. I think that the word salad stuff gets on my nerves.

I think that some of the evasions are not necessary. But when she’s talking about trying to get you a house, I. Believe because it’s not the word, that’s her answer with everything is word salad. She has no answers.

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Tell them that Dana sent you. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick five. Washington College leaves its cursive logo behind because they said that it’s too hard to read anymore because no one can read cursive because everybody’s dumb.

That’s an actual headline, not that everybody dumb. Heart I added that because it’s true. Nine monkeys mysteriously died of Hong Kong Zoo. I feel like this was that movie with Brad Pitt and twelve Monkeys or something like that.

And mammals section is temporarily closed. They’re testing animals at Hong Kong’s oldest zoological park. They’re keeping a close watch. There’s on misbe any monkey that is behaving unusually because that’s usually what happens.

And then nine it’s the white faced sake species. Nine of them. That’s kind of crazy. Oh after another one was a do Brazo’s monkey, a common squirrel monkey, a tear I don’t know, some weird monkeys anyway, there’s this they’re all sick.

Something’s happening at the zoo. There there you go. I mean, I do I need to know, well, I need to know specifically what they’re all. I don’t know.

They’re weird monkeys and nobody’d never heard of. Let’s see this, oh man, Uh, this is a new level of hungry. And Everett Man was accused of threatening to kill and eat two people. He looks like the type of dude who would actually do it.

Uh. At Bedford Counting Man, he’s hind bars. He threatened to kill and eat two people. He was visiting a forty one year old at his home.

He threatened to kill him and himself and anyone who walks in or leaves. He was swinging axes at people stick He also got an axe stuck in a wooden railing. He’s charged with multiple offenses. They did finally arrest him, and he looks absolutely crazy.

But that yeah, angry. Two more large scale butter thefts. I had to say this very slowly. Butter thefts.

This was in Where is this? Where is Golofkine Golf today? Wait? I’m googling. Oh, it’s Canada. It’s in Canadia. It’s in Canada.

So they had two big butter thefts from North End, from grocery stores. They said two dudes entered and they placed a number of items in a cart, three cases of butter, nine hundred and thirty six dollars for three cases of this butter? What is in it? And they said that the dudes were about forty years old. They left, they entered another business they placed four cases of butter that was nine hundred and fifty eight. So you’re looking at several thousands of dollars of theft of butter, just particularly that type of butter.

And the police there in Canada are like, we don’t know if it’s all related. Sounds like it is, and also why, like why specifically, I don’t know. They didn’t even tell you what type of butter it was. China has presented a ninety eight mile road entirely built by robots.

I don’t believe it. I don’t believe anything that comes out. They said it’s done by ten machines and no humans at all. Sure it’ll be safe because there’s still machines that the CCP made, So I don’t know how safe it’s going to be.

I don’t know. And Japanese workers are turning to resignation agencies to quit their jobs because they refused. It’s like a whole thing over there, like when you work, you’re like there’s like a whole class of people you devote your whole life, your job, and very interesting stories. So they actually have firms like leave their jobs for them.

Songs dedicated to Doug em Hoff. It’s prodigies. Smack my lady up. That’s what it’s called.

Sure, yeah it is. Yeah, smack my smack up my lady, smack my lady up. I can’t say what we’ll get complaints. Headline Kamala Harris’s husband, Doug em Hoff slapped me in the face so hard I spun around.

I’m disgusted by his fake perfect spouse persona. I’d say the girlfriend. The ex girlfriend has publicly spoken out. Now.

Finally, it was a twenty twelve event. By the way, that’s not that long ago in the grand scheme of things. Twenty twelve is when it happened. People act like he and Kamala had been married for like like decades.

It’s actually what just in twenty sixteen, wasn’t it. It’s like they’re brand new. So it was at a celebrity event. It was at can Film Festival.

They were in the valet line and he slapped her. They’re only naming her as Jane. She didn’t want to, she didn’t want to comment on record, but his denial and his hypocrisy. She’s like, it’s too much.

She said, he’s being held out to be the antithesis of who he actually is and it’s shocking. And there are pictures of them together at this Amphar gala in the south of France. She had booked tickets for them to attend the previous month and he went with her and her friends apparently corroborate it. He cheated on his first wife, remember with the daughter’s nanny that he impregnated, and then now he was there were there were former coworkers of his coming out saying detailing harassment and now this, now the ex girlfriend comes out.

Nobody in the left, Nobody in the left wants to acknowledge this. They came out with this story from this chick who lied about this for I don’t know. She went and said that she went to Jeffrey Epstein’s house in nineteen ninety three, except he didn’t live in that house until nineteen ninety six, and she apparently got some other details wrong. She was trying to say that, oh, and then we went to Donald Trump’s house, and why would you come out with that? Now? Why did you come up? Why do you I mean, it’s just very convenient.

It’s just they’re all over that. They’re all over the false accusation about Trump’s remarks over this military burial and how the family of the military member and all of the people that were involved all denied that that ever happened. Yet the press were in with it anyway. Now they’re silent on this.

Oh my gosh, they’re so quiet. Believe all women right where all the we’re seeing in or MSNBC reaching out to Jane, the ex girlfriend of Doug m Hoff. She said, I mean she was giving some pretty I mean, she got very detailed and she said that he was very he was just aggressive and that that’s what ended up happening. And she, I mean she was able to provide the itinerary everything to Kara.

She had like, girl has receipts. I believe you slapped her. She’s got all kinds of receipts. So she said that they had been at this thing, you know, this event, and I guess he was.

She said it was it was three am. They joined this long chaotic line for a taxi outside of the hotel Do cop It was in southern France, in down to it’s where they had the can Film Festival, so it’s in you know, the French riviera. She said that she’s. Ah.

She said that she’s had to go to the valet and give them one hundred bucks to get out of the line, and that she I mean, they had all kinds of receipts. She said, she put her hand on the valet shoulder with her one hundred dollars. Could you get my car soon as possible? And she said, apparently Doug misinterpreted that he got the line. He came up, turned her around, caught her off guard, and slapped her so hard she spun around.

She said there had been no fight, no argument, none of that. And you know, she said, and she said, I saw his dark side his mask dropped, So that I mean is pretty Uh. You don’t you don’t do that and act like that out of nowhere. That that’s a pattern of behavior.

Being a jackwagon like that and being abusive towards women is a pattern. You don’t just all of a sudden do it. There’s a pattern to it. And for him to I mean, I I kind of wonder if this isn’t the only time that he ever did it.

But nobody’s asking him any questions. Nobody in the left wants to talk about it. I think that’s one of the reasons why they came out with that, the stupid lame stories with the John Kelly stuff and these other things, because I think they knew that this was coming. Honestly, why is it that all the dudes on the left who always say that they’re feminists, they’re the ones who seem to be the most violent.

But nobody’s talking about this kind of interesting, is it not? No one said he is like, actually Hitler and we got the groped story. I mean, you knew this was happening. That story has just fallen apart so much. They it’s the same reporters, it’s the same allegations, the same thing that they tried to do back in twenty sixteen.

They just try to get new people to do it. And it’s I mean bad they had What is it they? I mean, they literally just decided to just swap out names and keep up the same thing. They’ve done this to Claire’s Thomas, They’ve done it to Kavanaugh. Now they’re doing it with Trump again.

I don’t know. I don’t And I saw the lady talking and said she was a model at some point. I’m thinking when, But okay. Thanks for tuning in to today’s edition of Dana Lash’s Absurd Truth podcast.

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