Unfolding a hidden past, the podcast takes a deep dive into the life of a Long Island beekeeper who turned out to be a Rwandan war criminal. What does this mean for the integrity of immigration processes? Further, we segue into humorous debates on yard hoses and ponder why geese seem to have a vendetta against certain podcast hosts.
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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. It’s time for Florida Man.
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So a Florida man, he got done, got himself in trouble here. He broke in, it’s Escambia County. He broke in to his ex-girlfriend’s home through a doggy door. This is why we’ll not have doggy doors. 26-year-old, how do you say his name? Kalen, C-A-E. You have too many vowels in your name, sir. Anyway, some dude, he broke into the home. Deputies were called for the report of a burglary. And then he climbed into his ex’s bed and they struggled. She hit him in the nose with her elbow. And then he left the same way he had come in through the large dog door. He’s been charged with burglary or assault with assault or battery. And I told Kane on break, I said, I don’t have a dog door. But if I did, maybe I would want like some AI facial recognition and I would have like two robotic arms that would automatically descend maybe with like, I don’t know, MP5s or something. And, you know, fully pointed at the dog door. So if it’s not my dog. Yes.
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Okay.
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Both of them. How would that happen? Like a snare. Since, you know, I’m not going to beg the government for NFA stuff. So, yeah, it’d be like that. I’d have enough to where it would just be like that.
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Also, if you’re fitting through a doggy door, you’re a small dude.
SPEAKER 08 :
They said it was a large dog door. I don’t know what that means, what the measurements on that are. You know, I’m not like Bob the Builder, but, you know. But, yeah, that’s why I haven’t wanted… Because criminals aren’t necessarily the healthiest or the smartest people. That’s true. Yeah, I know. So… uh let’s see here okay this blew my mind i don’t do i i went my i had a family member that took me to disney world or disneyland one time never been i think i was at disney world once for a work thing but this florida man he says this is the average cost when he took his family florida man says that it was fourteen hundred dollars for one day at walt disney world I’m sorry, what? So let’s break this down. Yeah, he said that it was like $1,400, parking was $30, tickets for his family to get into Hollywood Studios, and it’s like a family of four, $974. Five tickets and parking, immediately, that’s $1,000. And they even got the Florida resident discount and they have one child under 10. Everything else, quick service meals in Disney Springs, any kind of snack or drink, water and ice cream was $30. He had a pretzel and a beer that was $20. They said it was over $44 for quick service pizza. and a drink. They said that Star Wars Coke was like $7. I mean, just insane. And one of their restaurants for their dinner was like almost $300, ending at just under $1,400. And they said that they didn’t even stay at one of the resort hotels. I love nothing that much to pay that kind of money, right? No way. I mean… I don’t know. And now, remember how Disney was like, oh, Florida, don’t say gay. Well, they’re building a resort in Abu Dhabi where you definitely can’t say gay. Are they going to have like a ride featuring, you know, we’re going to throw the gays to death because they’re gay. I mean, I’m just curious how they’re… So $1,400. My jaw hit the floor. There is no way I would pay that. I could be a patrillionaire and I will not pay that. That is insane. I’ve got to take a stand somewhere. That’s crazy. So… Where to start with this one? Well, we’re almost out of time. I’ll have to tell you about the Walmart worst robbery technique ever tomorrow. Recently, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis legalized gold and silver as acceptable currency, meaning that Floridians cannot make transactions in gold and silver, thus creating an alternative to the U.S. dollar. So I guess all the inflation and national debt that’s spiraling out of control, not to mention the recent credit downgrade for the United States. has finally opened up all lawmakers’ eyes. The writing has been on the wall for a long time, and it’s time to protect yourself against the declining value of the dollar. And that’s exactly why I partnered with GoldCo, the top-rated precious metals company, to help you take a step towards protecting your financial future. And right now, you can get a free 2025 gold and silver kit that breaks it all down for you. And if you qualify, you could receive unlimited bonus silver, real silver, matched to your account, with no taxes or penalties. It’s a smart move that could help you feel more secure in what lies ahead. Visit danalikesgold.com to get started. That’s danalikesgold.com and move forward with confidence.
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Hey, give us your two cents on this story. It’s all systems go for a controversial new program in Michigan aimed at bringing down the Canada goose population. As the state prepares to round up and gas the geese to death, animal rights groups are calling foul over this and demanding answers.
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Gassing geese. What the heck? So… They think the best way to get their geese population under control isn’t to have hunters handle it. You know, maybe give some, I don’t know, like hunters out and get some licenses going, you know, increase the license. I don’t know. No, they’re going to gas them. So does the gas only work for just the geese? Is it just the geese gas? Yes. Because there’s, now bear with me. In nature, there are other animals out there with the geese in nature.
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That’s true.
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So is this a particular type of geese gas that only gases geese?
SPEAKER 12 :
No, I think they were going to round them up and then gas them in like a chamber of some sort.
SPEAKER 08 :
I mean, they could hunt them. Oh, yeah, no. Because geese are tasty.
SPEAKER 12 :
Also, they’re migratory animals. Do Canada geese just hang around? Is that what they’re having problems with?
SPEAKER 08 :
They’re leaving because they probably want to get out of there because Mark Carney.
SPEAKER 12 :
But they can’t just wait until they fly away? Like south?
SPEAKER 08 :
I don’t know, man.
SPEAKER 12 :
They’re just passing through. They’re Canadian geese.
SPEAKER 08 :
Michigan’s too close. Yeah. I don’t know, man.
SPEAKER 12 :
Are they not good eating?
SPEAKER 08 :
They said that there’s a handful of lake geese. Now, it’s like what lake homeowners, lakefront homeowners that are upset with, I guess, the population, and they want them exterminated for convenience.
SPEAKER 12 :
What? No, that’s the reason?
SPEAKER 08 :
Yeah.
SPEAKER 12 :
So people bought property lakefront and are upset at animals using that lake.
SPEAKER 08 :
And then they’re just going to take the dead geese to a landfill. That’s Fox 2 Detroit that reported that.
SPEAKER 12 :
So this was the idea they landed on and said this is the one.
SPEAKER 08 :
They said that, no, it’s an approved euthanasia method. They said they’re making a mess on the sidewalks and they get in the way of golf swings. I am literally being so honest right now. I am reading the story verbatim. It’s the hot new state, Michigan, where we gas geese that get involved in your golf swing. I personally am not a fan of the geese except for eating because they’re jerks.
SPEAKER 12 :
Yeah, geese can be jerks.
SPEAKER 08 :
So kind of an accompanying story to this. For whatever reason, geese hate me. You know I have a problem with certain animals, right? Goats, chimpanzees. I kicked a skunk once because I swear to you it hissed at me. In my defense, I was three.
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Do not do that.
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And I thought it was a cat that was going to attack me. I do kind of sort of hazily remember it. I was, again, like three or four. Anyway, but one time, a sweet listener sent me a pair of pink sparkly shoelaces because they heard my heart-wrenching story about how one day at the St. Louis Zoo, a goat ate the pink shoelaces off of my tennis shoes and I was heartbroken. Like literally ate them out, slurped them up like a noodle. It’s crazy. I know, we had to get tape. Just like tape my shoe on my foot. It was so weird. I felt like a hobo. I was walking around the zoo for the rest of the day like a hobo with a hobo foot. I don’t even, it was crazy. And then I did tell you the story of when I got into, most of you heard this, the slap fight with the chimp, right? My neighbor that, yes, they were affiliated with that Festus family that did that documentary. And I, it was a juvenile chimp in a diaper and it tried to like throw stuff at me from its diaper. And I just, and it pinched me and I slapped it without knowing, you know, I was young that it could pull my face off. Anyway, you know, we’ve got an issue with Seminos. Geese, for whatever reason, hate me. If I am at a lake or a pond or whatever and there’s geese nearby, I just got to leave because I don’t even do anything. I’m just there existing. And the geese are like, and they don’t like it. And they just come at me. They run at me. Every time. Without fail. Without fail. They will run at me and ignore the smaller children that are nearby. I don’t know what it is. Dogs love me. Geese hate me because they’re the cats of the air. Anyway, I don’t know, man. It’s just what they do. But I don’t want to gas them. I do not want to gas them because that is jerk, a jerk move. And also, I would rather eat them.
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Are they good eating? I’m not sure.
SPEAKER 08 :
I’ve had goose before.
SPEAKER 12 :
Canadian goose?
SPEAKER 08 :
I mean, a goose is a goose, isn’t it?
SPEAKER 12 :
Is it? I think there’s different geese out there.
SPEAKER 08 :
I was going to make a joke.
SPEAKER 12 :
Because when I think goose, it’s like the big old fluffy white one. They’re not as big as swans, but they’re geese.
SPEAKER 08 :
Because it got meat.
SPEAKER 12 :
You can eat it. Canadian geese are not that. So I don’t know if they’re good eating or not.
SPEAKER 08 :
I’ll eat it. Put a… I eat squirrel, though. The one thing I haven’t eaten and won’t is raccoon because it looks greasy as all get out. My grandpa used to go raccoon hunting all the time. Yeah, I don’t eat any little greasy marsupial bandit looking things. I don’t like those. I mean, I’ll eat most things, but I’m very selective still at the same time. If it’s greasy and it’s like an animal that would probably rob me, I’m not going to eat it. So anyway… They’ve been talking to these waterfowl experts. They’ve relocated geese before, but they said it’s not sustainable to do that. So they’re going to gas them.
SPEAKER 12 :
They’re migratory birds. What are you relocating? They’re migratory.
SPEAKER 08 :
By the way, this is what an expert, a water… I’m reading this. This is from Fox 2, Detroit. A waterfowl expert with the Michigan Duck and Rescue Sanctuary… This is pretty hardcore. I mean, it’s thundering out there because God doesn’t like this story. So this is what they said. They go, yeah, it’s kind of a disgusting way of doing it. When they gas them, they’re going to tell people that they’re just going to fall asleep. Nothing is going to fall asleep. It’s going to fight for 20, 30, 40 minutes until it dies. That’s the direct quote. I’m sending you this. I’m dropping the story. This is the actual direct quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go down there and check that. So, yeah, they’re not going to fall asleep. They’re going to die horribly after a while. That’s what’s going to happen.
SPEAKER 12 :
Because they’re being geese?
SPEAKER 08 :
Yeah. They’re just there. That’s so sad. I would rather it be humanely harvested from nature via a hunter. for me to eat or someone to eat. Are there no hungry people in Michigan?
SPEAKER 12 :
I mean, it’s like a wolf came up with this idea.
SPEAKER 08 :
The wolves are fine with them being gassed. I just and they said that, you know, these are it has to be a problematic site. So now the state of Michigan is like, oh, hold up, because people are like, you’re going to do what? So they’re saying now, wait a minute. It’s a last resort, everybody. And they’re going to be problematic sites. So, see, it doesn’t totally sound like they’re just going to round them up and take them somewhere.
SPEAKER 12 :
It doesn’t.
SPEAKER 08 :
It sounds like they’re going to get a Call of Duty god gun and just blast some geese gas out in the atmosphere and just, you know, hope it doesn’t hit anything else.
SPEAKER 12 :
What were the other resorts? If this is the last resort, what were the other resorts?
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What are the other resorts? Well, SHU didn’t work.
SPEAKER 12 :
We tried poison for a couple months. That didn’t do anything.
SPEAKER 08 :
I mean, good heavens. So I’ve got a lot of questions about this. Like, why can’t they, again, just, you know.
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Are they good eating?
SPEAKER 08 :
I mean, it’s a little gamey, but, you know.
SPEAKER 12 :
That’s the question. If they’re good eating, then we need to think about something like that.
SPEAKER 08 :
But they said they’re nuisance geese and everybody’s been pushing back on it. And I think it just sounds dumb.
SPEAKER 12 :
So is that the new threshold for gassing things? They’re nuisances?
SPEAKER 08 :
I mean, if we’re going to roll with that… Can we extend it to peoples? Because, you know.
SPEAKER 12 :
No, no one’s evolving to that.
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Like for people that have bad taste or wear, you know, high-waisted jeans. Or think that, you know, yes, platform shoes don’t make your feet look like Clydesdale’s women.
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Look what Gassing Geese has already got you thinking about. No, this is bad.
SPEAKER 08 :
They said that some people see them as a lakeside pest. But yeah, it’s basically the people who live by the lake. The fancy people who live by the lake that don’t like the geese interfering with their golf swing.
SPEAKER 12 :
What’s their next thing? Killing all the fish? What do they have against nature that nature existing and nature is enough to gas them?
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I don’t know, but I just feel like there’s other things that they could do maybe. I feel like they have not gotten to the last resort. They ought to feel lucky that the geese want to live there. I’m just, you know, like instead of being like, oh, these are nuisance animals. How nice is it that they want to be here with us? That’s so sweet. But they’re not. They’re being jerks about it. So, yeah, Gaz and Geese are partners that help bring you the program. It’s the folks over at Kel-Tec, the PR57, chambered in 5-7. And it’s one of the lightest and thinnest 5-7s that are out there. And with Kel-Tec, a Florida-based company, their stuff is made in the U.S. of A. And the PR57, it’s… I mean, like I said, 40% lighter, made possible by the rotary barrel that they use. It’s a rotary barrel pistol. And then also the top-loading design that replaces traditional magazines with stripper clips for a slimmer carry profile and a 20-plus-1 capacity, inspired by real-world data and defensive needs. And the MSRP is only $399, making it very affordable, quickest and easiest field strip available. And it’s made in America with American labor and American parts. And super new, great standard set and lightweight design. It’s the new, well, somewhat new, came out first of the year, PR-57 chambered N-57, the rotary barrel pistol from Kel-Tec. Learn more at keltecweapons.com. Innovation, performance, Kel-Tec. That’s K-E-L-T-E-C weapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you.
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It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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So apparently bald dudes are bringing back the toupee. Will women get extensions? Man, let me tell you something. You don’t let a broad make fun of you for wearing a toupee because these girls out here getting like five foot long extensions put up on their head. If they’re not getting extensions put up on their eyelashes. So you know what? You don’t get no heat for that. Take that to the bank. But they are bringing it back. I would imagine, too, that they are much nicer than they were like when I was a kid. Because when I was a kid, it was very obvious that somebody had a toupee. So they said that… This is a New York Post piece. And they said that men are bringing them back. I also thought dudes were doing the hair plugs or whatever. Maybe not. But yeah, toupees are coming back. They’re coming back again. An ancient reptile footprint has upended theories about when animals evolved to live on land. There was a little short that Monty Python had one time where they took this bone of something and… fabricated it into a completely made up animal and put it in a museum. It was one of their little cartoon breaks that they had for Monty Python. And it makes me, these kind of stories make me think of this every time. It’s a 350 million year old fossil. And they said it shows characteristics similar to that of monitor lizards. And it’s been in Australia 350 million years ago, they suggest, is when it emerged. But they think that animals developed the ability to live on land faster than previously assumed. I actually don’t really care about any of that. I mean, I think it’s interesting, but does it matter? Oh, is it a billion years earlier or not? Does it change where we are right now? I don’t know. Oh, this is really gross. Chimpanzees actually use leaves. It’s gross, but not. They clean themselves. Like, that’s nature’s tissue for them. The leaves. It’s nature’s tissue. They’ve been studying them. The horrible left-wing rag that is called the Guardian said that they did this study on all of these chimpanzees. Have they always done that, or is that new?
SPEAKER 12 :
I mean, leaves have been around forever. Bad ape. What? The leaves have been around forever, so I imagine they’ve been doing it forever.
SPEAKER 08 :
But, like, them using them to actually groom themselves with a leaf, it’s kind of… I don’t know. It’s interesting. Air traffic control hotline between Pentagon and Reagan Washington National Airport. That’s been broken since 2022. I think that might be needed. They said that it’s supposed to be for coordinating aircraft and it hasn’t worked since March of 2022. They were not aware that the direct line was broken until a May 1st incident when a helicopter circled the Pentagon and caused two flights to abort landings. I feel like they need to get that hotline fixed. So wait a minute. Poot Booty Juice, when he was secretary of transportation, he didn’t know that.
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He didn’t do anything about it.
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He didn’t do anything about it. Sean Duffy gets in there and he’s like, oh my gosh, what is happening? So he immediately remedies it. But what the hell was… Oh, that’s right. Poop Booty Juice had just bought some children and was pretending that he had birthed them in the hospital when he took months off for maternity leave. That’s right. That’s right. The DOD also maintains the hotline, but the fact that you were not able to coordinate… Any of that air traffic and you had that issue happen, that’s pretty crazy. I read this when I first read this. I thought it said a fish cemetery. I said, what? A fisher’s cemetery employee. He got charged because he dug up a grave for a gold ring. Sounds like a… old tales from the Crip story. Seth Davidson, 24, told police that he buried an urn with a gold ring in it and couldn’t stop thinking about it. And so, this is in Indianapolis. He apparently dug it up. He grave robbed. We don’t do that anymore. We don’t grave rob. We haven’t done that since, well, hell, I don’t know, at least 100 years. We don’t grave rob anymore, but not this guy. There were reports of a suspicious car in the area and that’s what tipped off police to find him. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash here with you. It’s Friday. Happy Friday to you. I want to tell you about Long Island Man because we’ve been talking so much about Maryland Man. Maryland Man, that innocent Maryland dad who just happened to be like a woman beating human trafficking gangbanger, but what of? Let me tell you about Long Island, man. This is the New York Post. This is a headline that’s a big mouthful. War criminal who helped orchestrate Rwandan genocide hid out as Long Island beekeeper for decades after lying on his immigration documents. Hmm. And he’s from and this was in this was in Long Island. So, he’s a literal convicted Rwandan genocide war criminal. He was a little beekeeper. Didn’t I see a movie, something like this, with Jason Statham? Sidebar. Total sidebar. Pause. The movie, I think it was called Beekeeper. I’m looking at Kane. I think it was called Beekeeper. And it was Jason Statham. And it was a great movie. There was no character development. It was just, hi, we’re here. The plot is ass-kicking. That’s what we’re doing. It’s called The Beekeeper.
SPEAKER 12 :
Last year.
SPEAKER 08 :
I watched that and it was a great movie. I liked it. Have you seen it?
SPEAKER 12 :
I have not. Although I do like Jason Statham. I need to check this out. I think there’s another movie that’s out of his right now.
SPEAKER 08 :
Steve said he didn’t know we were playing Mad Libs today. Well, that’s in more than one way.
SPEAKER 12 :
That headline was mad-libbing.
SPEAKER 08 :
Yeah, it was absolutely mad-libbing. So this dude, he’s a beekeeper. Well, is he, though? He acted like a beekeeper, and he was in Long Island for 20 years. He lied on all of his immigration papers about his past. Faustin? Not going to say this name right. Cain? Cain? N-S-A-B-U-M-U-K-U-N-Z-I. N-S-A-B-U-M-U-K-U-N-Z-I. That sounds right. The way you said it. N-S-A-B-U-M-U-K-U-Z-I. That’s right.
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65.
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Came to the U.S. in 2004. Blied on all of his green cards, his naturalization papers. He said he didn’t have any part in the 1994 Rwandan genocide. He even did media interviews about his, his, uh, refugee status. And he, uh, developed connections with wealthy Hamptonites, wealthy progressive, you know, people in the Hamptons. They, they freaks. And then, uh, he was, he, they apparently paid his bond $250,000 bond after he was arrested. So he could continue caring for bees because he was a, beekeeper. I guess they weren’t his bees. He was caring for someone else’s bees. Nizibimisu Kizuzi, who was a beekeeper in his native country, he continued it here. He was also what they call a sector counselor when he was in Rwanda. He literally directed the killings and rapes and participated in the violence against the Tutsis in Kibritzi during the 100-day genocide that was carried, the ethnic cleansing that was carried out. Nizibutu Kibritzi. Also, assured folks during public meetings when he was in Rwanda that they would be protected. And then private meetings, he told the he would tell the opposing factions that he was going to kill the other ethnic group. He set up roadblocks to stop them from fleeing. I mean, it’s just horrific. And one massacre, apparently he told one armed faction to kill a group of a different faction that were in an administrative office. And he apparently also beat some person to death by clubbing them in the head. So that’s this guy. He encouraged people. He encouraged the factions to rape the women as a genocidal tool. All of this. And he was there in Long Island forever. 20 years. And he also traveled abroad. He went to Ivory Coast. He was in Togo just recently in March. He was in Madagascar. I mean, he lived in the Ivory Coast for a decade prior to him coming to the United States. So he’s been a fugitive forever. How are you literally a guy directing rape as a tool of war, a weapon of war in Rwanda, and yet you’re able to come here and live as a beekeeper of all places in Rwanda? Long Island, right? Isn’t that weird? It’s weird that no one that that didn’t tip anybody off. No one’s like, hmm, what’d you say your past was again? It’s a little odd. They approved his green card in 2007 after he explicitly denied ever engaging in genocide and he denied ever committing a crime of moral turpitude. He applied to become a citizen in 2016. It’s been pending ever since. They could deport him if they convict him. Interpol Rwanda issued a notice that he’s wanted for genocidal crimes in 2016. His client says, no, no, he’s a victim. He’s a law-abiding beekeeper and a gardener, simple gardener. He was the victim. But there are tons of witnesses who’ve all given statements to authorities that, yeah, we watched him beat a guy to death in the head. Yeah, we literally watched him help hold women captive so they could be raped as a weapon of war. All of these people are coming out saying this. So I don’t know. He’s just a Long Island dad, Cain. Yeah. Guys, he’s a Long Island dad. Gotta think of the bees. That Beekeeper movie, though, it is a great movie. I’m not kidding you. I don’t know anything about the guy’s past. I don’t think they ever got into that. It’s a plot hole that nobody cares about. Because if I watch a Jason Statham movie, I’m not watching to see his Oscar-level acting. I’m not watching to see that.
SPEAKER 12 :
Although he is good and Oscar-level.
SPEAKER 08 :
He’s a great actor, but I’m not watching him to see a Ralph Fiennes performance. I’m watching him because I believe it when he punches people to death. And that’s what I want to see. Sometimes I just want a movie where the guy comes out and all you know about his character, he just goes, I’m the good guy. I’m going to plate this bad guy to death. And then he does it. You’re like, yay, that’s a great movie. That’s what I like. I’m a simple person. You know, I don’t need all the other garbage with it. Just, you know, show me that. So this is just a simple Long Island beekeeper, guys. I wonder if there were signs. I mean, that he literally was a general in a Rwandan genocide. That’s a pretty particular skill set. Were there signs? Just feel like this is going to be a movie. It ought to be.
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