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So. Do you guys remember the Florida dude who strapped his house down? And, apparently Like. The hooks went all the way into the ground. And, they re attached Like to con Like. He did It properly. He actually was able to protect his house. So. This guy, Pedro Re from Orlando, he strapped his family’s house down with these giant straps. Everything was anchored into the ground. This is actually super impressive. And. Apparently It was an eight feet of cement in the ground. And. He used large p plastic straps that they us They use to secure cargo containers on ships attached to ground hooks. And It cost him $22,000 to place this stuff around his, the roof, around his property, to, to have this stuff set.
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By the way, if he ever sells that, isn’t that Like a selling point? Like, you can strap your house down to Yeah And. They said that. They, the reason he did this was because their aluminum roof nearly flew off during a previous hurricane. So They got these straps. They strapped It down And cost $22,000. And. they said that they re good there. Re a lot of leaves everywhere. And, there’s there. Apparently a lot of the stuff is affected near their house, but everything is good. They’re not taking the straps off until the hurricane’s over, until hurricane season’s over. That’s actually impressive. Yeah Juan showing you on the simulcast. That’s what It looked. Like. And It worked. It actually worked. I thought
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AI at first. I did too. No It. Literally, that’s he apparently, they, they lost their roof during a previous hurricane. And. He was Like, I’m not doing this again. And So. He spent $22,000 getting all of those ground hooks in his h around his property. That’s, it’s actually pretty impressive. So good on that guy. Wow. Let’s s see. one Palm Beach Garden homeowner had a dumpster tossed onto their roof by an EF three tornado. This is Like, one of the tornadoes. it wasn going around Right. When the hurricane was coming in, And, Yeah, It literally threw my It wasn. Impressive And. There’s video of It. It threw a, an entire dumpster under the house of the roof of this one house.
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That’s crazy. I mean these things are And. Those weigh a lot. Those things weigh a ton. This let’s s see. Coast Guard rescued a dude who was clinging to a cooler in open water. Okay. Wow. So. This was the day after Hurricane Milton. They re looking for a boat captain. He was wearing a Red Life jacket, black shirt, And, black pants, And. They had an emergency locator. Beacon. And. That’s what the guy had And. He also had his, his cooler. He weathered one night in open water with the hurricane. Strong winds, And massive waves. He was 30 miles off of Longboat Key in the Gulf of Mexico.
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Juan’s preparing the video. This dude literally was spent the night in open water during a hurricane with his life vest. His locator, beacon And, his cooler I, have never seen anything Like this in my life. Holy cow. How did he not get eaten? I don’t even know. And They re Like. don don’t think that they thought They re gonna be able to get him, but they said that the I I mean they It wasn. This, this is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. They They saved him. I mean they got him out. And. He’s Like Okay. This is So wild that he was out there. I can’t even believe what wow.
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So I mean. He had been on board a fishing boat called the Captain Dave. Okay? We got Lieutenant Dan, captain Dave And. He was trying to bring the vessel back into Port And, make repairs. But the, he was trying to beat the hurricane back in. He, as soon as It It wasn’t that he was Like flouting, you know, preparation. He was trying to get back. He, he had a problem with his rudder. But man, he’s, the conditions deteriorated too rapidly. And, he got caught out in It So. That’s, that’s wild. But he survived a full night And. They got him So. I’ve never seen anything Like that before. Gator stingrays, And, snakes, They, Florida. People Floridians are urged to avoid the flood waters because there’s stingrays and there there’s snakes, and there there’s gators, and there there’s a myriad of dangers lurking in the water because you are in a swamp.
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Oh Oh. my gosh, everybody’s been asking me to, to react to this Tim Walls video. First off, welcome back to the show. Dana Lash with you. You can listen Coast to coast. You can watch the stream. Channel 3 47 Direct tv, And I. Find us on x rumble. Where the, what happened? Substack the newsletter. So Tim Walls decided to, did he invite the media or did they just set up a, they set up this interview where he was in the field. He was supposed to pretend he was pretending that he was pheasant hunting And. He has been really keen to show everybody that he’s Like a dude’s dude. Right. We all know he is not.
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But let’s, you know, move on. And. He decided It was the, what is It opening day of pheasant season. Pheasant hunting season. He didn’t bag a single bird, apparently. Opening day pheasant hunting season. And. He has the media there with him. Right. I. Just think when you’re fighting the media to go shoot with you, you need to learn how to load your stuff is all I’m saying. I. I need you to watch this video because here he is in the field. Basically. He just stood there in Orange, And, And. you know, mark stomped around the field a little bit with Hunters And. it wasn the extent of It. But watch him fumble here while he’s trying to load his shotgun.
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Watch this video. This is insane.
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It never pitch quite Right, Right, It, wasn. Not quite Right. How do give It back? Governor, what kind of gun is It? This is a Beretta. A 400 Oh.
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Nice Italian
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I brought I bought It when I was shooting a lot of trap because It has a,
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Did he try to pump It?
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It kicked off.
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We back then am I I. Just see things.
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It never pitch. Quite
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I. I love how he goes. It’s got this special thing. So It doesn’t hurt your shoulder. I mean the shoulder pad. You dumb ass Oh. my gosh. I. Don’t know. I don’t know how. This was really hard to watch. And. He’s, he’s sitting here acting Like, I I. I mean he can’t load the damn thing. But And, he was bragging about how much he shoots. That’s what gets me Like. He’s, he started this bragging about how much he shoots And, how much he hunts. and I would be really uneasy if I was in the field with this dude. And. He had, you know, this shotgun, a a modern shotgun And.
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He couldn’t load the damn thing. I would feel really nervous around him. I, I would not feel comfortable. Like probably more nervous than I would feel if I was with Dick. Cheney. Just saying, I mean It is really bad. I So. When Barack Obama last week was Like, can Trump even changes a tire? we hell can Tim Walls even load a shotgun? I mean, come on, I I I mean, I’m looking at this And. I’m looking at screenshots. Right, Now of It. He looked Like. He just, he, he tries to, this is why I don’t Like him pretending to be a responsible gun owner, because he makes tr he makes responsible gun owners look bad.
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Look at what he was doing with that. Did he get a tampon stuck in the chamber? Like, what happened? Like, I don’t understand. don. You’re supposed to load shells. You don’t put tampons in a tam. Come on don. Don’t t know I. I was just, he’s just a, he, he’s pandering, obviously, but It looks So bad. He looked Like. He was entirely unfamiliar with his Beretta And. He kept saying, we It wasn, And And. He told reporters that It wasn’t new. He told them that he got It a long time ago. And, he was bragging about how much he shoots And. This was his, this was what he used is to shoot re this is what he, that’s what he was saying to reporters, because there’s other, it wasn just the, that’s the most important part of the video.
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And. There’s other parts. It’s Like. Hard to hear. But he was bragging about Like, how much he shoots And. Then he gets his, then he gets his gun. And. He is Like fumbling with It. Does that look Like a dude who shoot you? Go ahead run It again if you can. Juan does It look? Like a guy who shoots often. We
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Actually have a different angle. Who It shows his hands more in
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This particular angle. Boy angle. So Juan’s about to boy. course, course we do one. Here we go one’s, let’s put It up. Right Now. see him load the tampons and go ahead. And. Put It up there. It’s just So bad. It’s So bad. And. He, he’s fumbling. It, wasn, Like, I. don, you know how to word this. I s see crap all the time. He’s just So awkward looking. And. That’s when he is pointing. Goes there. I love his, what he says, there he is. Like Yeah. I got this thing here. It makes It So. It doesn’t hurt your shoulder. It’s literally what he said. He says it’s got a special thing. So It doesn’t kind
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Of their patented thing hurt your shoulder. So when you get old. It doesn’t hurt your shoulder as much. Oh
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I am Oh, my gosh, I’m dead, dead. I can’t, I can’t It looks bad. And So. You have Kamala Harris trying to tell everybody that she owns a Glock And. Then she’s telling everybody, Yeah, shoot those people who come up into your house. But then she conveniently omits that she actually supported a handgun ban And, the And supported, banning all of Glock in California. And that as the head of what is It, the gun control work in a group with the White House, the, the Office for Gun Violence Prevention. That she is been accused by the Republicans in house.
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James Comer, who subpoenaed her of colluding with the A TF And. And, the city of Chicago against Glock. Because Chicago is suing Glock. It’s a stupid lawsuit. They’re the people who also sued Kia And Hyundai. Because They re saying, how dare you make your cars to where They can get stolen. It’s Like, Kia’s Like. We don’t not make, what’re not making our cars They get stolen. What’s one, what’s the matter with you? It’s Like. one of those suits. Like, they’re, they’re mad at Glock Like. How dare you make something that someone couldn use illegally. we, that’s not the purpose of the product, but it’s a It wasn, a nonsense suit. But she’s been accused of colluding with the a TF in the city of Chicago against Glock in that So. You have her doing this, him doing that. Do you think anybody, ’cause everybody’s making a play for the hunters. There’s a lot of re unregistered voters that are hunters.
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Is any of this making anybody, any of y’all feel easy? Look, Republicans did not help themselves when they deprioritized guns on their platform. Believe me, I got a beef. Yeah. I got a big beef. ’cause that’s a major issue with me. Don don’t know I. Just think when you’ve literally had your life threatened. And, you’ve relied on firearms to defend yourself. It becomes a big issue to you. you know what I’m saying? So or a bigger issue than It ever even was to begin with, with you. And, So, I get that. But I don’t see Republicans out there fumbling, Like. This, they’re not talking about Banon stuff. They’re not talking about going into people’s houses. They wouldn’t, They wouldn’t do that. They wouldn’t pass It because They, there would be a little literal riot on the Right.
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But I mean, they’re just, this just looks So dumb. I. I mean I. I’m looking at this And. It looks So bad. And. He didn’t get any birds, you know? ’cause he shoots all the time. I. Some of my friends are not judging him for not bagging a bird on opening day. I am because he bragged about It nonstop. If you listen to him, talk to the press, he’s, he acts Like. He’s, you know, he acts Like. He’s John Wick. He acts Like. He taught Taryn Butler everything. He knows. That’s what he acts Like, doesn’t he? And. Then you see him out there doing this Oh. my gosh, no, I’m gonna do It So. They’ve ve been trying to reach out to gun owners. That’s what all of this was about. This whole stunt was about them reaching out to gun owners, And, trying to, you know, seem legit.
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And, It, you know, backfired, obviously big time. But this absolute dumbass with his I, mean I can’t stop looking at how awkward he looks. I mean he just doesn’t know what he’s doing. I’m Like watching the vid. He just doesn’t, doesn’t know what he’s doing. I don don’t know. It looks So bad. It is embarrassing. Oh, my gosh, I. If that would’ve ve been a Republican, They would’ve never lived. It down, Right. You guys know this. They would’ve never lived, never ever lived. It down And. Remember the first joint thing that he did with Kamala Harris was to promote a ban on the modern sporting rifles. Semi-automatic rifles that are used in the least crimes.
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I. don know I mean I. I just can’t is It. He’s got a beret. How much is that Beretta? That’s a, that’s not a It. wasn not a cheap, not cheap shotgun Yeah. It’s in a di nice Italian gun. you know, Columbus Day, it’s a nice Italian gun. But he, I’m just wondering the legal status of his firearm. I don’t know. Just curious. I mean. Don’t you have to limit your shells? I, gotta look at, I’ll have to look at Minnesota’s law on that. I’m just curious. Don’t you have to limit, because It looked Like. He loaded five in. Did he load five in
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It? Sounded Like. It sounded Like. He loaded four in. If we go back to that first video, we heard It sounds Like. He’s just shoving four shells and there
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Don’t, because don’t in some places, don’t. You gotta use a plug to reduce Like to, to Yeah thwart your own capacity. Yeah So. Did he do that? Governor, what kind of gun is It? This was a Beretta, a 400. we, he’s struggling. So, bad I brought I bought It. When I was shooting, he just did It for the Chaffs. Let’s be real. It has a They. Told him he’d be wearing Chaffs. And. So. He showed up. Maybe
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He just fumbled with two. and I thought It sounded Like. Four.
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Alright, I got the price on the gun.
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What’s the price on the gun? Should we guess?
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Take guesses.
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I thought It
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Was Like. Oh. you know, it’s gonna be expensive. It’s gonna
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A couple that Like 48. I was gonna say 4,800, but that may be too much. That’s
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Too
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High. It’s Like. Five six isn’t It
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It wasn 2200.
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2200.
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What am I thinking of? I? Don’t have a nice bird gun. I don’t really I don’t really Bird. I’ve never bird hunt before. I, we I mean. I’ve never, I’ve never successfully bird hunted. I put It Like that let me redefine It don. Not, I’m not successfully, I’ve not been successful at It. So. I’m Like. I’m not gonna go and I haven’t gotten a nice bird gun when I’ve gone. I’ve used my father-in-law’s bird gun before. But he’s got a really nice one. My husband has a real nice one. My oldest son has a nice one I’m gonna have to get. But I, I’d probably I Like Beretta. I’d probably get Beretta Benelli makes really good stuff too. Anyway, long story short, he didn’t fire any of It. I’m just curious about this because someone asked me if, if he was operating legally And, I’m Like.
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That’s actually a really good question. That’s something. I’m gonna come back to that because there’s gonna be a piece going up at Substack. I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’ll look back on that. But has that convinced anybody? Has his, has that stunt that he just did, convinced anybody? No. I mean you can sit here. And. You can, you know, pretend all day long. And be Like. Look, we’re look at It. We’re just, we’re doing loading the shotgun. Look at how I’m such a hunter or her I. But don don’t think that that’s don Don’t think think that that’s doing anything with any for anybody. I, don’t I don’t think that that’s Like, I I. Don’t think that you’re, you’re undercutting any overtures to any kind of firearm community.
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By telling everyone that you’re gonna ban what half of what they own. And. Then you’re actually entertaining the idea of, of mandatory confiscation that you call a buyback. I mean It just doesn’t work. It doesn’t work. We got more on the way.
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And Now all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick five
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First up this one. Air pollution is leading to a fall in I VF pregnancy rates according to one So. They, this is a study that they did. This is a JC Atlanta Journal constitution. They did It in Atlanta, Australia. And Europe, And. They’re saying that Oh It wasn pollution’s negative impact on fertility treatment. I don’t. That seems Like a stretch, but that’s what they’re reporting. don don’t know Right here. I don know if I put man high ceilings in buildings are linked to poorer exam results for students Of all the things, it’s the University of South Australia, And Deacon University.
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They suggest that big And open rooms with high ceilings make It hard for students to focus on what is in front of them. They did a previous, a previous study on this. The same researchers where they re looking at brain mapping And technology, And, virtual reality. And. They found a relationship between cognitive ability, And the perceived size of somebody’s surroundings. And, So, They re looking at exams. They looked at over 15,400 students. There may don don’t t know. Maybe, depending on the light or the acoustics of the room, I mean maybe. But I also think that a lot of this is just self-discipline. And. If you’re doing poorly on an exam because you have high ceilings, then you have zero discipline. And, you, you have bigger issues. Honestly, A woman tried to smuggle 29 turtles into Canada by crossing a ver by crossing a Vermont lake.
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She was trying to get around. This didn’t happen. Associated Press says that she pled guilty to trying to smuggle 29 different of these little turtles in her name is 40 one year old Wayne y ne. She was arrested at an Airbnb And. She was trying to get into a con inflatable kayak with a duffle bag. Border patrol caught her ’cause it’s not Like. you know, somebody trying to cross the lake into the border on a, with a giant duffle bags. They found 29 live Eastern box turtles wrapped in socks. They sell them on the Chinese black market for a thousand dollars each. That’s crazy. I’m glad that They got them because goodness, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Top of this third hour. You can listen coast to coast.
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You can watch the simulcast of the radio program. Channel 3 47 Direct TV is we You got rumble where the, what happened? You’ve got what? What else are we at? X? We’re on X. We’re everywhere. I was. Look F first off, I’m a little distracted. ’cause I was looking at this story about the space or the robots that the house robots that Elon Musk is coming out with. Did you see these I? Swear, this is Like. Some iRobot stuff. It’s supposed to be robots that will help you run the house with your tasks. The optimist robots. Have you seen Kane and I are both Like. What? They’re the Tesla optimist. Robots. The biggest product ever of any kind.
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The walking, talking optimist, robots. They had Like a reveal thing on Thursday. And that They re revealing the company’s cyber car. And. They’re nearly six feet tall. They, play Rock, paper, scissors. These are actual things. Have you seen these Yeah Juan’s about the show? So They walked out. Wa Juan’s getting ready to, he’s getting the video queued up. They legit walked out and I am really, look, they all walked out. I I. Feel Like. I’m watching a Kanye West fashion show. When I look at It, though, they all walked out. And. They’re helping with drinks. They re making drinks at this event.
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They danced to techno music.
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Did you witness some of the interactions of the bartender? Robots, No?
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There
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Was one So. They ordered specific drinks. Right, but there was a human guy standing next to the guy that ordered the drink. And And t human guy said to the robot, Hey, you may want to check his id. He, the guy was clearly old enough, but the robot stopped what It was doing. Asked for his id. Then the guy gave him a credit card. And the robot. Looked at It. And said, wait, this isn’t an id. Hand me your id. Gave him the id. He looks at the id. Then looks up at the guy, then looks back down at the id. And looks up at the guy And. He is Like, Hmm, I. Don’t t know Like. These are really human Like interactions that they’re having with these robots. How
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Do we know that they’re actually Like human. They’re not humans in a robot suit. Oh.
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We, they’d have to be really skinny humans.
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We I mean It. don, don’t t know I. I’m torn because they would be fun pets. But also No I. don know I. Don’t No pet I. don i’s really torn by this. The reason that I bring this up, and I don’t want to just stay because They, they said the optimist spots are gonna be in people’s houses. They can walk steadily on an uneven terrain. They can lifestyle down a single battery charge. They can navigate around people. And pets And. This is crazy. I I. I mean. It’s
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The iRobot movie.
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It is the Iro. I mean They. Look, just Like that I. Don’t t know what I feel about this. I.
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Can we start ’em off as Like? The people that give us food samples that Like Costco, And Sam’s Like. We start off as just the robots that are Like. Here’s some, you know, breakfast sausage from the freezer section. You couldn. Try while you’re walking around shopping Like. Start something, start It off. Small Like that
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You know, I, I, I. Look at this because know, you know, I’m looking at all this stuff. And, I’m, I’m looking at the robots. And And. Then course, course, you know, we had the rocket thing, the super heavy that just landed and I it wasn. Super impressive I I don’t know when Musk sleeps, but I do know that Democrats I think hate him. Totally. I’ve never seen anybody do everything that They can to trip up a dude who has done more to help people than any Democrat has. They don’t Like him because he is not a Democrat.
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I mean They. They put him and there anti-Trump ads. They put Musk and there anti-Trump ads and I. don, I’m just, it’s crazy. They can’t recognize his accomplishments. Like, when Joe Biden had all of these EV manufacturers, you know, especially he, he They didn’t invite Tesla. They didn’t even include Tesla in anything. He’s Like a Tony Stark. I mean he is Tony Stark. And. He, he’s hated. He’s absolutely hated by the left. I.
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I mean I. Don’t know. He is I. He, he has Rick revolutionized the number of industries and I think he also stopped the huge takeover of speech on in digital, in the digital planes that the left was undertaking. I mean he put a stop to It They. He didn’t come out as Like a conservative. They made him one because They persecuted him. Juan’s showing you these robots. I am dude, I. Don’t know It couldn beat your ass. I. Just feel Like. I don’t want anything that I can’t yeet Right. Why does It have to be that tall?
3 (28m 25s):
Why does It have to be almost six foot tall? Why can’t It be Like twee?
1 (28m 29s):
Maybe we couldn start a
3 (28m 30s):
Business. Like mo dang size.
1 (28m 31s):
Start a business that gives you the equipment to be able to y one of these whenever necessary. Just as a response in the free market.
3 (28m 41s):
No I, just Like want Like. A a short little robot. I. Don’t want Like a big thing that can kill me. Right. I don’t want that. So,
1 (28m 49s):
Our robot yer idea is not a great one.
3 (28m 52s):
No I. Just make them shorter. And. Eatable. Make ’em shorter. They don’t need to be that tall. They
1 (28m 56s):
Can’t do that much when they’re that short
3 (28m 59s):
Yeah. They can, they’d have to have, make ’em half that size. Make ’em three feet tall. They’d
1 (29m 2s):
Have to have Like. Go-go gadget legs or
3 (29m 4s):
Something. No, No, No. Make ’em three feet tall. I don’t need ’em to do all that stuff. Right,
1 (29m 8s):
So. You want ’em to make another version smaller. Like a mini me
3 (29m 11s):
Yeah. Like. They do that with Oh. my gosh, what am I thinking of? What’s the thing that makes you feel Like? You’re exercising but you’re not when you’re standing on that thing. The segue, one of my favorite things ever. I hate cardio. Like. I’ll only lift weights, but I Like to pretend sometimes that I do cardio. And. I’ll get on my workout gear and I have a mini Segway that Chris got me for Mother’s Day. Like hers ago. Still works wonderfully. I’ll get on my workout gear. And. I’ll just stand on mys And. And. That’s my workout. Like my cardio for that. ’cause I hate cardio. I hate cardio. So bad. It’s stupid. and I that my cardios just rest between sets. But that’s And. If you get in your workout here, And, you’re see It in yours. It’s just Like exercise.
3 (29m 52s):
Not, but It feels Like. It is Right. You just, they’re not that expensive. People think they’re exorbitantly expensive. They’re not. You can get Like a mini one. And. You get Like. Get a little handle that you can just see So. If you can get a, a little one of that, then you can get a little robot s see Right
1 (30m 9s):
S see what you mean?
3 (30m 10s):
Yeah, Like, I. Just want Like A little robot. Yeah. There’s Like not a big one. Give me a miniature one. I’ll name It. Tricky. Woo And. That’s what we will live as. You’ll name
1 (30m 20s):
It.
3 (30m 20s):
What? Tricky. Woo. Okay. I want. I’ve always wanted Like a little something to name that. It’s Like. A name that I’ve ve been holding onto. ’cause it’s just goofy And. I’ll, I’ll the little robot. we, it’ll be perfect. don don’t want the big one. ’cause that’s weird. What if you’re Like sleeping Night? And? You wake up And. It’s standing at the foot of your bed. Like. Oh. Good God, no. With this blank face. Just don, you know, don’t say that. know gazing at you. It’s weird. I, don’t Like that. don don’t want anything bigger than me.
1 (30m 43s):
I, get one. I’m naming mine. Johnny. Five,
3 (30m 46s):
We, that sounds Like the name of something. That couldn beat you up. Tricky. Woo does not sound Like the name of something. That couldn beat you up. There’s the difference. You see what I mean? see what I mean. You insult It with the name Like. Right. Off the bat, Like. Oh. That thing cannot get hurt. Did you hear what It wasn name is? Golly, nothing named tricky. Woo is gonna hurt you. But if you name It Johnny five, that thing will shive you. Oh for sure. Wow. You’ll wake up with a pain in your stomach in bed. And. Look up And. When your steak knives is in your guts courtesy of Johnny. Five, your robot
1 (31m 18s):
I never took It that far
3 (31m 19s):
Before. I, we think. think of all these things at night. Right. Before I go to bed. And, my favorite thing to do is ask my husband about them after he’s drifted off to sleep. This is how my mind works. Nighttime day, And, I’ll be Like. What if, what if we get the robot, but we have It. We make It Like. Point five times the size instead of Like. one hole point. What did that do? Can It still reach things on shelves? Like, we couldn. And. If you’re worried about you, couldn, make It lightweight. You couldn, hold It up. And, It, couldn. Reach It for you.
1 (31m 46s):
Oh. s see,
3 (31m 48s):
Yeah. see, you don’t need something that’s bigger than you that can murder you. You just lift up tricky. Woo woo boop, And tricky. Woo will get It for you. And. Then you put It back down on the
1 (31m 56s):
Ground. Like, emergency shutoffs for these things. Right, Like. Just something
3 (31m 59s):
That that doesn’t work. You don’t think, think So. When has that ever worked?
1 (32m 2s):
Like. If it’s about to
3 (32m 3s):
Plunge, I wrote a story over the weekend about a robot vacuum cleaner that got a woman’s hair in It, And And Like ripped her hair out. Oh, my gosh, Yeah It, Like va don don’t know what she was doing with her head on the ground, but It Like vacuumed up her hair, And her head. And. She was Like dying. Oh not, maybe not dying, but I would’ve. ve been out of embarrassment, getting my ass kicked by a floor vacuum cleaner robot. But don don’t know. I, I. These, this is, this is the stuff that keeps me up at night. I’ll be going to bed and I got my, got my covers, And, I’m going to bed. I’m getting ready to drift off. And, I’m Like.
3 (32m 43s):
What if we get a robot? And It killed us. Like. That’s, you know, because everybody has Alexas. Right.
1 (32m 55s):
That’s what I was just about to say. I. Don’t even get
3 (32m 57s):
I. Don’t have one of those either.
1 (32m 58s):
Echo dot And, Alexa A hey, Google, whatever the hell It is. I don’t get any of those things.
3 (33m 2s):
I’m curious as to how many in the listening audience have Like, Alexas, And stuff. I don’t have that. ’cause I don’t want the government to Right Oh And. By the way, Kathleen in the Rumble chat is reminding everyone about Chucky. Chucky was little Yeah. He was eatable, but he was also a demon. So, Like, I don’t want tricky. Woo wouldn’t be a demon. It would just, you know, be a bot. But to your point though, Kane with Alexa in that I, don’t understand the people who feel Like, They can accomplish more in a day just because They can go. Alexa, Right, And. you know something, whatever. Alexa, put nuts on the list. Alexa, add eggs to my list. I. Wonder how many people’s Alexas I’m setting off Right. Now, by the way, it wasn
1 (33m 42s):
To say, stop doing that,
3 (33m 44s):
Alexa.
1 (33m 45s):
Okay, stop. Alexa, stop.
3 (33m 50s):
Alexa, play two live crew.
1 (33m 53s):
Oh. Gosh, Oh, gosh,
3 (33m 57s):
You see I. Don’t need that in my life. Someone’s, someone out there is losing It. I. Don’t I. Don’t need that in my life. I don’t need the list. I don’t need my refrigerator to tweet. I don’t need anything. you know, I just don’t. There’s, we are an indulgent society that creates problems for ourselves and we are literally creating an army of things to come. And kill us because we are So indulgent. We are Like. A, we’re Like empires. We’re Like. A, a rotting empire. Like how Rome, as everything was falling apart, we at least They had the coliseum. They had bread, And, circuses. you know, at least they had that And. We’re we’re Like killing ourselves. And, then we’re making giant robots. And, And.
3 (34m 37s):
We’re gonna act shock when They turn on us. I mean literally. This is how Skynet comes about. I’m just saying I, you know, we couldn, we, you know what we need universal translators,
1 (34m 48s):
Hmm, Yeah.
3 (34m 50s):
That you can just Like an earpiece. You can wear And. It works with your phone. You don’t need a, a robot that can Like make drinks. I wouldn’t want a robot that makes drinks. That’s I. Why I, don’t I don’t need It to do tasks. Like that, you know, we, we need Like universal translator or Like, something that makes people Like good music. And not listen to bad music. don, don’t t know just Like. I’m just Like I. don know I’m out of ideas, but the thing creeps me out. But anyway, my whole point, I brought this up because Elon Musk is Like. you know what I mean? He’s, he is Like a modern day hero. He is Tony Stark. And And. Democrats hate him. They absolutely hate him. They don’t have anybody on the Right that has accomplished this, that has done done what he’s done.
3 (35m 30s):
He was asking, we if, if Kamala wins, how long’s my jail sentence gonna be? I mean t know people are Like, but It, wasn, It, wasn. True though, Right, it’s true. Goodness. don, don’t t know I. Just I. Don’t want that big, giant robot. Is everybody gonna have bots? All my friends have Alexa. And. Then what is It? The, what is the other Alexa? That’s not Alexa. Echo Dot, whatever. Every They all have this stuff. And, And, And. They all talk about It Like in everyday conversations. Like, Oh, Yeah and I said, you know, Alexa, I’m Like you. What? What you said what to what? I don’t have any of this I almost feel Like. I’m Like little house on the Prairie when they talk about It. I. Feel Like. I’m gonna go home And. you know, go to the Crick.
3 (36m 10s):
And, get my own water. ’cause don don’t have Alexa. It’s weird. Right, you feel Like. That Yeah makes me feel Like a pioneer.
1 (36m 18s):
But then I, remember I have an iPhone,
3 (36m 21s):
Yeah, then I. Remember, I’m not giving the Feds a whole bunch of evidence on me. Not that I’m doing anything bad in the first place, but you know,
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