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President Trump floats the idea of bringing the National Guard into DC over out-of-control crime. Trump directs the Department of Commerce to do a new census to exclude illegal aliens. Failed Georgia Candidate Stacey Abrams claims Trump is an aspiring dictator. Stressed adults are now relying on pacifiers to soothe themselves? H1D Angel Reese is once again DEMANDING the WNBA to pay her more money. Penske releases a statement condemning DHS using their brand of trucks for immigration enforcement raids. Apple CEO Tim Cook announces an end-to-end silicon supply chain that will be entirely in the United States investing
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That had anything to do with it, but we’ve had very productive talks today. Yes, ma’am.
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President Trump, on federal life in D.C., are you considering taking over the D.C. police? Is that an option on the table?
SPEAKER 01 :
We’re considering it, yeah, because the crime is ridiculous. I could show you a chart comparing D.C. to other locations, and you’re not going to want to see what it looks like. It was just up on television, actually, they were showing it. Now, we want to have a great, safe… Capital and we’re gonna have it and that includes cleanliness and includes other things. We have a Capital that’s very unsafe. You know, we just almost lost a young man beautiful handsome guy that got the hell knocked out of him the night before last and I’m gonna call him now. We wanted to give him a little recovery time We just put a call into him. They’re calling back a little while, but he went through a a bad situation, to put it mildly. And there’s too much of it. We’re going to do something about it. So whether you call it federalized or what. And that also includes the graffiti that you see, the papers all over the place, the roads that are in bad shape, the medians that are falling down, the median in between roads that’s falling down. We’re going to beautify the city. We’re going to make it beautiful. And what a shame. The rate of crime, the rate of muggings, killings and everything else, we’re not going to let it. And that includes bringing in the National Guard, maybe very quickly, too.
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Do you want Congress to look at overturning the D.C.?
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They may have to. I mean, if you have Democrat politicians who can’t keep their cities safe and keep their cities clean, that’s a problem. I also, you know, I’m curious as to why there isn’t I mean, I’m sure there’s a lot of uproar and, excuse me, criticism from the people who live there, surely. So I’m just wondering, you know, wouldn’t it, where are those, where are a lot of those people at? I mean, where’s the pressure on the mayor? You know, we need, I mean, this is, it’s ridiculous. I remember going to DC and And you could walk around anywhere. And now, you know, my friends that live in D.C. are like, yeah, I wouldn’t walk here and I wouldn’t go here. It used to not be. I mean, it was always there were parts that were always sketchy, but it used to not be. I guess the word I’m looking for is like ubiquitous. It’s like everywhere now, it seems like there’s just this is kind of the problem with the breakdown of law and order. And of course, you know, Steve was even saying he doesn’t even go anywhere near DuPont Circle anymore. My gosh, can you remember the Union Station there? The train station. If I had stuff that I had to do in New York, I would hop on the train and go from New York because it was a hell of a lot easier than taking the plane and go to D.C. from New York. And it was, you know, it’s not and I could work the whole time. It wasn’t a bad train ride. And it was a beautiful train station, right? It was very pretty. I mean, for crying out loud, you had a macaron place there. You could go get them little French cookies. It was good. And it was very pretty. They had a good food court and all of that stuff. And this was not 10 years ago. Now nobody goes there. No one will go there. No one wants to have anything to do with DuPont’s article. No one wants to have anything to do with the Union Station. Nobody. It’s just so incredibly sad. And it’s all because there’s this refusal to enforce law. And because it’s viewed as being mean. Why is it never viewed as being mean to the people who pay the taxes and live there? This is what I don’t get about the left. Because they’re always like, well, it’s like you’re mean if you’re somehow making criminals… actually endure the consequence of their actions. Well, why is it not mean to the people who live there who have to deal with this nonsense every single day? Why is it not mean for them? I don’t get that. I don’t like politicians that do that, that make people feel bad because they because they they feel like they are entitled due to the taxes they pay and the area in which they live you know that they that they it should be safe right and so much of them are young so much of the criminals are younger criminals and much i think like a significant portion in these stories they’re all juveniles i mean like you know under the age 18 i think the dude who got who is they were beating up big balls i think what was it he was like they were two of them were 15 years old so where are the parents I think we have to have serious conversation about the parents in these instances. And let’s be real. I don’t know what it is, but, you know, just like how you have a disproportionate amount of white people that do meth, a disproportionate amount of the people, the juveniles who are carrying out these crimes are black. That’s just the way it is. Are we going to have a talk about this or is it going to be considered bad? Because you have idiots out there that are like, oh, I guess you’re making a racist comment. No, I’m literally talking about statistics. It would be the same conversation if we were talking about, well, meth being in central Missouri. We’re talking about this issue, though. Gosh, people need to quit just getting all fetished off on the racial aspect of it as a dodge. I’m so tired of it. So welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you. We are at the top of this first hour. And hopefully we’ll get some… I mean, Law & Order, that would be great. It’d be great to be able to… Because D.C. is a nice… I mean, it has beautiful architecture. It’s a beautiful town. I just… I’m not I’m no way in hell am I ever going to walk around like certain areas at night. I just it just used to be so it used to be a hell of a lot nicer. And and now it’s I mean, can you remember like going to CPAC like 10, 15 years ago? It just used to be so much nicer. You could walk out. You could walk, you know, back when they used to hold it downtown before they moved it to the wharf. I mean, you could do gosh, you could walk out to a restaurant, walk out, get sushi at like 10 o’clock. Not have to worry about it. You could walk all over the town, not have to worry about anything. Except, you know, maybe some of the bums in the park knows about it. That’s easy to handle. Now, now it’s a mess. So, that’s, uh, it’s kind of a weird, slow news day today. We’ve got Congress that’s out. Everybody’s back in their districts. They are, uh, talking to their voters. Well, they’re supposed to be unless you’re Eric Swalwell. You’re at the gym lifting lightweights and doing God knows what else. And the, uh, I mean, there’s like and Lorraine was saying, by the way, real quick, she grew up outside of D.C. She was like, there’s always been areas. But now, oh, yeah, there’s always been those areas. Now it’s like the whole city’s an area. It’s so sad. That just makes me depressed, Kane. I can’t believe I’m going to say the phrase, but the good old days, you know what I’m saying? There are good old days for a reason, man. All right. So some of the other stuff, POTUS, this is a pretty significant thing. everybody’s going to lose their redacted over this. I’m just waiting. Kane, are you waiting for the flood on this? So earlier today, POTUS announced, I think this is genius, not genius. It needs to happen. This needs to be done. He directed the Department of Commerce to conduct new census that’s going to exclude illegal aliens. I don’t say the phrase undocumented immigrants. I’m just not going to say it. I know that AP style is like demanding, you know, like Associated Press style demands that you capitalize B in black, but not anything else. No other racial distinction has to be capitalized. But being black, that’s AP style. And now undocumented immigrants is apparently AP. I hate that phrase because it’s that’s that is the stupidest thing ever. I’m just going to I’ll steal and just call it an undocumented purchase. So illegal aliens, they’re looking to base. And this is how it should be done. Congressional apportionment, apportionment on citizen accounts of the citizenry. And this is something that they’re drawing a lot of this data from 2024, etc. I think that this is absolutely huge. It absolutely has to happen. And that’s because you have a lot of these states that are counting illegal aliens and they’re trying to pad out their numbers. And that’s a pretty significant thing to do. And they’ve been doing it. And this is, you know, it’s not made up. It’s not a lie. And I’m hoping they can do it. I don’t know how long it takes to do a census. But I hope that they can get it done quickly. I’m just looking ahead at 2028. The 2021, which was conducted under his first term, I mean, it was just blasted by the pandemic. And so the results for that, I think, were were delayed up until like 2021. And then remember, Biden, he was the one who dashed POTUS’s efforts to exclude people who are illegal alien from the totals. So he did not want to exclude illegal aliens from the totals. They wanted to keep it in. And so the Census Bureau. even acknowledged in 2022, they were absolutely undercounting some populations, some of the different populations. And they said, well, you know, it’s the pandemic that, so okay, let’s redo it again. Because it caused so many problems, let’s do it again. And then let’s also exclude illegal aliens. So I don’t, some people say that under Biden, minorities were undercounted. I think there were whole districts that were undercounted to suit Democrat purposes, to be honest. So I don’t know. I mean, it would be weird. It’d be in the middle of a cycle. I don’t know, because there were states that when they did the 2020 adjustment that they benefited from that. And I really don’t think that they’re going to want to risk losing any seats that they may have gained in that new assessment. So that might be something there might be some pushback there. I don’t know if this would even if whether or not the adjustment of these districts is if this would even be done in time to affect 2028 and then you would only have 2030 and then it would be, I mean, then you would have to do the normal reapportionment. I don’t know. It’s just, it’s just a mess. So that’s, and a lot of that is due to the way Democrats were running it under Biden and then it was delayed, et cetera, et cetera. But I mean, they can, we can conduct as many as we want. It’s not like, you know, we, we, you are only allowed to conduct one census every 10 years or something like that. I mean, we, We I mean, we can. I will say, though, and I was looking at this. This is I mean, literally U.S. Constitution dot net article one, section two. The number of times that you can have a reapportionment. Is. supposed to be one time per decade i mean that’s at least how the language appears and they call it enumeration in this it says the actual enumeration shall be made within three years after the first meeting of congress on the united of the united states and within every subsequent term of 10 years in such manner as they shall by law direct i don’t think that trump would win that if it went to court But still, I do think that there’s an excellent argument to be made because the pandemic and then with Biden trying to boost certain districts, Democrats trying to boost certain districts. There was absolute shenanigans happening. I think it has to be done again. They undercounted states like Florida. I mean, for crying out loud, Florida got so undercounted. Texas honestly was undercounted as well. And meanwhile, they’ll overcount states like California. California actually should be losing some seats. Yes. Absolutely. 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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
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All right, so first up, a vast underwater city was discovered near the resting place of Noah’s Ark that rewrites the Bible story known to millions. Can we go there and live? I would like to, just to get away from everybody else. I mean, that’s pretty cool, isn’t it? The former Superman actor Dean Cain also reveals that he’s becoming an ICE agent to support the mass deportation agenda. I kind of like that. Mass MDA, mass deportation agenda. He’s going to be sworn in ASAP amid the federal agency’s recruitment drive and unprecedented… This is a stupid Guardian article. I’m done. I’m not even reading this article. Like, it’s a legitimate thing. I would not even use this as, like, a thing to wipe up waste. The Guardian, I wouldn’t. So, er, X out of that. Also, because you know why? Because whenever I have a reporter that is all into self-glorification, and they’re like, I am so important, I need to let you know that my viewpoint in the first article, then dine and AIDS fire. Because nobody cares, right? I just, nobody cares about your stupid bias. You’re literally a cancer in journalism. These people are a cancer to journalism. They absolutely are. It’s true. All right. So I don’t know. Take this what you will. AP was is trying. Well, the AP story is not coming up anymore because for some reason, but they were trying to argue that somehow POTUS, his the tariffs, the it’s a record high. What were they saying? It’s record high export, et cetera, et cetera. We’ll come back to that because I think that’s in the light of the penalties that they just applied to India, which, by the way, they apply these penalties to India because India won’t stop buying Russian gas and oil. I mean, you can buy perfectly wonderful American gas and oil, right? Comes in red, white, and blue. Maybe not, but it could. China is touting killer robot wolves. Anyone who thinks that these things are going to work longer than five minutes clearly has never purchased anything made in China.
SPEAKER 12 :
Are regular wolves not killer enough?
SPEAKER 22 :
No, apparently they’re not. It’s killer robot wolves. Wolves probably don’t like communists. I don’t know. Yeah, I’m just saying it’s so they’re it’s their military wolf robots. They’re designed to stealthily approach enemies. No one believes this. Fire precise shots on targets. Nobody believes that. And work in rough terrain. Literally no one believes this, says the state media report. Who? Oh, the Communist Party. The communist broadcaster said that the robots, which were an upgrade from our earlier robotic dog iterations that no one ever saw, can replace human soldiers in dangerous conditions to reduce combat casualties. You know what else can be used as a replacement for soldiers and reduce combat casualties of at least one side? A giant b-b-b-bomb. That can be used too. So China is really in an AI and a robotics race with us. But, you know, they do have a disadvantage. The whole made in China. That’s a thing. Anyway, so I would actually have a robot wolf as a pet. It’s kind of what arbiters are in Darktide anyway. You basically have a robot wolf. That’s kind of what it is. Anyway, we’ll come back to that if we want to. We talked about this interstellar object twice already in the past two weeks, so I’m not going to read this headline. Firefighters rescued a woman who was trapped in a small chimney in San Fernando Valley. You can’t pretend to be… I mean, that is a tiny chimney she got into. 30-year-old woman. She was three feet deep in the chimney. She apparently was acting erratically before she got in the chimney and got stuck and screamed help. Stick with us. Hey, folks, this one is… for all you ladies and the ladies in your lives whether you’re shopping for yourself or you’re looking to impress your wife or girlfriend you should definitely take a look at honey love honey love creates bras and shapewear designed by women who understand what comfort feels like they including their founder who personally oversees every product now their latest launch the cloud embrace bra sold out within days and here’s why it’s a wireless t-shirt bra that with lightly padded foam cups so it feels cloud-like on your skin, and you get the support, you get the silhouette that you want, and you get crazy comfort, which is great even if you usually prefer underwire. Honeylove is a female-founded brand, and you can tell because the products are made by women who actually wear them. So don’t forget their shapewear either. It’ll move with you and it will stay put. They have luxurious lingerie inspired designs, premium fabrics. So you will feel just as good as you look. Make sure to visit honeylove.com slash Dana and save 20%. That’s honeylove.com slash Dana and tell them that we sent you.
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Among the many other vile things that Donald Trump has been called, including tyrant, liar, scam artist, he is also an aspiring dictator, supported and guided like a puppet by a cabal of tech billionaires, Christian nationalists, and xenophobes who all have his ear and understand government a lot better than he does.
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Good grief. That’s Stacey Big Fun Abrams, president of Georgia. Yeah, she’s… Can I ask what an aspiring dictator is? I mean, you either are one or you’re not. I’m an aspiring dictator. I am too. I’m going to just identify as that. I’m going to start putting it on my business cards and demanding Fox identify me in the lower third as such. Aspiring dictator. Vengeance is ours. 2020, whatever the hell. That’s it. Just… Welcome. Welcome to the world of the real. Dana Lash with you. We’re at the bottom of this first hour. This is all they have. First off, why is she out there? She’s a drag, dude. She’s a drag, man. She’s just what does she bring to any Democrat? Notice how they’ve and I’ve noticed this. I keep notes of, you know, some of these people like Beto O’Rourke. You never see that guy asked to a fundraiser. He’s never asked to any kind of Dem event. You never see him getting photos with any of these people. It’s like they just exiled that dude because he’s just cringe. He’s one step. Actually, he’s on the same level as that Jack Schlossberg, Caroline Kennedy’s weirdo kid. I say kid. He’s like in his mid to late 20s. But then you have Stacey Abrams. I don’t ever see her doing anything with anybody either. Do you? She doesn’t raise money. She’s not a fundraiser. Isn’t she in debt? I thought that she didn’t pay all her campaign debts off because she kept losing so many times, you know, as president of Georgia. Stacey Abrams. He’s an aspiring dictator. Where are they getting this stuff from? Do we know? Yes, I’m having coffee on air because it’s good.
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Democrat Communication Central.
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Well, I mean, they say things like he’s in a spot. What are they basing this on? What about anything that he’s done is dictatorial? Oh, he’s got ice in the streets. He’s got ice rounding people up. Yes, yes, he has ice rounding up people who enter the country illegally. Yes, that’s correct. And you think that somehow other, like any other Western nation doesn’t have this? Do you think somehow, are you so just siloed into where you are, have never ventured out of your own state, have never left the country? You think that no other country on God’s green earth does anything similarly? You think that none of the European nations that these people all worship, that they don’t do things like this? Because newsflash, they do. They’re just asinine. This whole thing. Well, he’s the wannabe dictator. Because why? Because you lost an election. Everyone’s a dictator when you lose. That’s all it is with these people. Everybody’s Hitler. Everybody’s a dictator. It’s what it is. I lost. So everyone’s Hitler. There’s nothing dictatorial. I mean, granted, there are things about Trump’s policies and some of his appointments that I’m like, dude, what? But. Not to the point where I’m going to say he is like Hitler or that it is he is an aspiring dictator supported by xenophobes. She’s just throwing all the buzzwords out there. She sounds like some like SEO optimization tool. And so she talks like that’s what they all sound like. Hitler. Hitler. dictator, dictatorial, Hitler, Holocaust, xenophobe. They all say these things like they have to get so many words in. It’s that SEO optimization filter. They all sound, they’re all robots. Kane, they’re all robots.
SPEAKER 12 :
We know they don’t have souls, so that makes sense.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, they don’t. I mean, it’s obvious. Their eyes are dead. Look at them. I’m just curious. That’s just it’s just this whole this is how you’re I mean, people aren’t going to take you seriously. Like you got Jake Tapper here. Audio somebody 24 for the love. Like I just I’m expecting like strong arms and strong men in the streets and, you know, black vans and, you know, like burning down neighborhoods over false narrative. Oh, wait, we had all those things. Yeah. Yeah, this is Jake Tapper saying the same thing. Listen.
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Talk about how radicalized they were by, let’s say, the investigations. And again, let’s just for the benefit of the doubt say, OK, I get it. But now instead of saying that was so horrible, you know, no one should ever go through it. They’re saying that was so horrible. Now we’re going to do it.
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And after he insisted, I will end the weaponization. You know, it’s really hard to see what he’s turbocharged. Right. And he is he is he is systematically going after people who either criticize him or oppose him or have disagreed with him or investigated him. And, you know, we will see how many more follow.
SPEAKER 22 :
I don’t know. He’s he’s turbocharging the weaponization of government. Hi, Jake, where were you at when we all had to be forced to stay inside? Otherwise you’d get ticketed. What happened to this concern when people were getting fired because they didn’t get an experimental solution hastily loaded into a government produced syringe? Where was the concern then? You know, if we’re talking about the quote unquote weaponization of government, things like this, where was all that concern back then? I mean, I would tell these people to go do something unflattering to themselves, but then I’d have to use my get out of jail free card with the chairman of the FCC. So we’re going to, and I want to use that for something real good, Cain. That’s going to be a good one. Can I share with you this story? Because you hear all these stories about aliens and no one oversees them, right? Just like Bigfoot. We have all these cameras. We have phone cameras. Everybody’s got a device strapped to their head, basically. And we don’t get a single, we don’t get anything. No images, nothing. And nothing about aliens. We hear all these stories of flying saucers. We don’t get really good pictures. I mean, I don’t see any little green dudes waving out of windows. And do you know why that is? Because when they get in our solar system and they get near Earth and they check out what we send out on our satellites, they look at each other and they go, beep, beep, beep. which translates to, what the hell? What is wrong with these people? Case in point, this New York Post piece. Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves. I feel a sense of safety from childhood. This is the story. Ready? Now, it started in China, which totally makes sense. Now I think it’s a commie psyop. But they said that People are using adult-sized binkies. Once a niche quirk, the silicone soothers are now supposedly big business on Chinese e-commerce giants. They’re priced budget-friendly. They’re sold as sleep aids, stress relievers, even smoking cessation tools, and shoppers are gobbling them up. They said some online sellers are moving thousands each month. One Chinese buyer said, quote, when I’m under pressure at work, I feel a sense of safety from my childhood. Now, it’s starting in China, but it’s moving outside. It makes me think this is the next thing after Wu flu came. Well, your face right now. Are you frozen? You just got your matrix froze you.
SPEAKER 12 :
But what is the what? Why are they doing it?
SPEAKER 22 :
I want to see what their dental bills are like.
SPEAKER 12 :
That’s what I’m saying. Like the shape of your mouth alone. You’re going to have braces. You’re going to have Invisalign.
SPEAKER 22 :
They’re going to have buck teeth sticking out. You can just like it like a ski slope. It’s going to be like a giant. You can toboggan down the angle of them teeths using them adult binkies. That’s the… I think that, I don’t know, I think I would accidentally punch somebody in the face if I saw them with a binky in their mouth. Yeah. My body would go, and wouldn’t know what to do. And my first response would just, you know, it’s like, that’s one of those things where you just don’t know how to react. And your body is trying so hard to process it. And it’s just.
SPEAKER 12 :
Are they flavored or is it like.
SPEAKER 22 :
Do they make those?
SPEAKER 12 :
I don’t know. I mean, remember Ring Pops?
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, but that was a treat for children. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER 12 :
I mean, you could choke on them. Binkies are for babies.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, but they’re like, you’re not supposed to be able to.
SPEAKER 12 :
We’re talking about adults here.
SPEAKER 22 :
I can’t even believe this. I mean, this is the most Freudian thing also I think I’ve ever seen. But why is this a thing? Well, I mean, if you’re in China, maybe you’re sad with the CCP. But this is one of the goofiest things ever.
SPEAKER 12 :
It’s Chinese. Here’s what it is. It’s the Chinese government trying to shut their people up.
SPEAKER 22 :
Probably, literally. Now, also with this, Gen Z, they’re signing up for adulting 101 classes because they can’t handle basic life skills. They said a lot of stuff involves money. One said, I don’t know how to change a tire. I don’t have a car at all. I think, you know what? I do think parents need to be more involved. I think if you’re a parent, you’re not teaching your kid how to change a tire. Do your damn job, mom and dad. Teach them how to change a tire. I mean, that’s where it starts. It starts in the home. You know what I mean? It’s not like these kids grew up in a vacuum. If they don’t know how to boil water or make mac and cheese, the hell’s wrong? What’d you do in your home? Did you not raise kids to understand how to do this stuff? This doesn’t happen all on its own, unrelated to anything else. They said that they wanted to learn, like some of them, they don’t know how to do laundry properly. It’s a New York Post piece. Someone told New York Post they had to Google what a turnip was because they were making a recipe. I don’t know. It’s like budgeting, navigating grocery stores. Jeez. There’s like colleges that are offering adulting 101 classes because parents… You know what I think some of the problem is? Is that we had… Progressives move us away from a family unit that only required one income. And now as a result, because everybody is so busy and so stressed and so detached, I think a lot of these life skills, people aren’t just sharing them. And some of it’s just lazy parents, but they’re not sharing them. I mean, they need to be proactive. Your kids aren’t just going to suddenly wake up one day and go, how do I change a tire? You’re as a parent, you’re going to introduce that concept to them. But they said that kids are growing up less dependent. And I think, again, it’s because we have literally shifted the paradigm over to this weird area where no one can hardly afford anything. And everyone, they all live to work and work. And really, instead of, you know, kind of working to live and just kind of keeping things separate, you know, keeping things partitioned, compartmentalizing, there’s no break for people. And I think that we’re also besieged every second that we are awake with noise, advertising, television, social media, everything. I don’t know. I think there’s something to all of it that contributes to it. It’s easy to make fun of them. It’s really easy to be like, what do you mean you don’t know how to do this stuff? What do you mean you don’t know how to? But look, there are some Gen Xers that didn’t know how to do that. And Gen Xers didn’t know how to do it because their parents never showed them. I grew up with people like that, whose parents never, they were running around and both parents were working and they were stressed out, et cetera. This was the type of modern life that you were promised was going to make it easier for humanity. And instead now people can’t even do basic things. They have to outsource every single service. Every single service has to be outsourced. Nobody knows how to like fix a seam or hem pants even. I mean, everybody goes to a tailor. Well, if they go to tailors to do it, there’s just like little things that, you know, people just don’t do anymore. And then when they need that skill, it’s a big issue. I don’t know. Didn’t ravers use pacifiers, Kane?
SPEAKER 10 :
They did.
SPEAKER 22 :
Jeez. Pacifiers and glow sticks. They never choked on them, sadly. I wouldn’t say never. We got more on the way. Now it’s not called Raver now. Now it’s EDM, isn’t it? It’s the same thing. Did Juan just die over there? He just killed him. Steve’s probably cussing me. It’s okay. It is the people over at WebRoot because the world is dark and full of terrors, particularly the internet world. Just think everybody’s out to scam you because they are. Everything, every email, everything is out to get you. And they’ve gotten so much more sophisticated. This is where WebRoot comes in. If you want reliable digital protection that covers literally everything, Look no further. And you can get plans for individuals where you have one identity up to five devices, families where you can have up to 10 people and 10 devices. Think about your elderly parents because they’re perfect prey for online predators. This is real time protection against malware, ransomware, phishing, everything they block. malicious websites it’s compatible with pretty much everything they have a password manager a system optimizer that removes all the clutter they even have credit and financial monitoring with alerts identity health status updates advanced dark web monitoring they have an up to a million dollars in theft related expense reimbursement vpns for five or ten devices with split tunneling and ip protection You can choose from over 80 global server locations. They also have unlimited cloud backup and restore for one PC or Mac. I mean, they literally do everything. It’s never been easier to protect yourself, and we’ve never needed to protect ourselves like we do now. Get 50% off of WebRoot’s Total Protection or WebRoot Essentials by going to webroot.com slash Dana. Now, this is only available at webroot.com slash Dana for 50% off of WebRoot Total Protection. Live a better digital life with WebRoot.
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SPEAKER 11 :
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SPEAKER 20 :
We all did it. Yeah, the CBA is coming up soon. I can’t wait.
SPEAKER 04 :
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SPEAKER 20 :
I agree. I agree with that.
SPEAKER 22 :
Well, then they get the eyeballs in. It’s not, you know, then then do something to bring more people in. Oh, wait a minute. When you got Caitlin Clark playing and everybody wants to come play, y’all bully her on the court. And then they had been throwing these phalluses on the basketball court. That was Angel Reese saying, you know, we’ve got to get paid more. That’s then you don’t get the eyeballs that men’s league. And then and again, when Clark was is getting eyeballs, you all complain. I don’t think that you want to get paid more. I really don’t. I don’t think so. You know what I was thinking of because they had this story and pull this up. It’s from the New York Times. And they said sex toys being thrown during WNBA games are not just silly pranks. Humiliation often lewd or sexual has long been used as an attempt to make women feel uncomfortable in sports or diminish their place in this space. Huh? It’s interesting because they don’t have that belief when it comes to forcing women to share locker rooms with men. And forcing girls to change in front of men in locker rooms and share bathrooms in public spaces with men and having men take over women’s sports. But suddenly, because there’s a silicone phallus that’s being thrown under the court. Oh, now you’re worried about, quote unquote, making women feel uncomfortable in sports or diminishing their place in the space. You already been doing that, particularly in sports. So don’t act all offended now and go clutch your pearls because it’s a silicone phallus that they’re throwing on the WNBA court. That is the visual representation of the trans attack on women. That’s exactly what it is. You’re throwing a giant silicone phallus, actually a real one, in women’s spaces and in women’s sports and everything else, making them feel uncomfortable and diminishing their place. So you don’t get to pick and choose when you want to apply that rule. Because y’all have already violated it. And you’ve smeared women and you’ve impugned their character simply because they’ve raised the exact same point that the New York Times now thinks it’s safe to raise only specifically because it has to do with the WNBA. You know what the W stands for in the WNBA, correct? New York Times? It stands for women. The thing that you people on the left can’t define. I mean, y’all are all over the place. You have no idea what you support and you have no idea what you oppose. But I’ll tell you what, you don’t get to say that people are uncomfortable with the stunts that they’re doing on the courts at WNBA while at the same time you have wholeheartedly, enthusiastically backed making women feel uncomfortable and diminishing them in spaces everywhere else, starting with sports. We have more coming up. Second hour on the way. Stick with us. So All Family Pharmacy is the website you need to have bookmarked because if you don’t, then I don’t know. It’s pretty gay, you know, but All Family Pharmacy, they have every medication that you need, all of your antibiotics, right? Over 200 different antibiotics. They also have methylene blue, NAD plus. They have the latest in brain and cellular health. They have ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, all the stuff that people in the system were telling you you can’t have. they have it. They also have your everyday medications, emergency medications, and you can get everything in two to four days or overnighted to you if you need it. It all comes with your doctor’s prescription, everything. There’s no corporate gatekeepers, no big pharma middlemen, no bureaucratic roadblocks, none of it. American freedom includes medical freedom. So visit allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana and use code Dana10 to get 10% off of your order. While you’re there, check out their full list, over 200 medications available, including ivermectin, antibiotics, and more. That’s allfamilypharmacy.com slash Dana, code Dana10.
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SPEAKER 22 :
So this is the that was the DHS. Penske truck. So there’s this huge story where Penske trucks arrived at a Home Depot in MacArthur Park. This is in L.A. and they were doing some immigration enforcement and Penske got all mad and they issued a statement saying that that’s not what our trucks are for. Nobody even like said that Penske even need to issue it. Welcome to the show. Dana Lash with you. Penske wanted to make very clear that it did not authorize DHS use of its trucks in an immigration raid. Does Penske put out statements about all of their customers? We do not condone the use of this truck for whatever purpose. They said we prohibit the transportation of people in the cargo area. Except, you know how many times that Penske’s trucks have been used to actually traffic people? I mean, it’s interesting that that’s because there’s a history of it. It’s all over social media. First off, why did they feel the need to issue a statement? Why? Why did they feel the need to issue a statement? Listen to this. This is from, oh, April of 2023. Border agents find 58 illegal aliens crammed in a Penske truck and alleged human smuggling. Hmm. And they didn’t just use Penske trucks, actually. The human trafficking ring also used Penske tractor trailers. They used all Penske everything. They’re brand loyal.
SPEAKER 12 :
Wait a minute, so did Penske even put a statement out then?
SPEAKER 22 :
No, no, no. Three people were sent to prison. Here’s another one. This was in October of 2020. Three people were sent to prison for smuggling 24 people in a Penske truck. On September 26, 2019, authorities at the Bruny Immigration Checkpoint on Texas Highway 359 stopped a Penske truck. Yeah, and they had tons of people in the Penske truck. The inside measured 94 degrees.
SPEAKER 12 :
And then Penske put a statement.
SPEAKER 22 :
No, no. July 8th, 2019, human smuggler admits to transportation conspiracy involving Chinese nationals. They used Penske trucks. Oh, goodness. I mean, I got a lot of these. Do you want me to keep going? Because, I mean, I could go for quite a while.
SPEAKER 12 :
On that Chinese one, did they put a statement on it?
SPEAKER 22 :
No, no. There’s no statement at all whatsoever. No. They just decided, like Penske doesn’t take issue with that. But oh my gosh, because it was ICE, Penske was all, the Penske truck rental, this is their statement that they put out yesterday. Quote, Penske truck rental is aware of recent reports and videos regarding a Department of Homeland Security operation in Los Angeles. Penske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles unless they’re used by actual human traffickers smuggling people in across the border illegally. The company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in actual enforcement of law because we don’t support that. Penske will reach out to DHS and reinforce our policy of lawlessness to avoid improper legal use of its vehicles for law enforcement purposes in the future. Signed, Penske. Imagine that, man.
SPEAKER 12 :
It’s good of them to weigh in on it.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah. I mean, in April of 2023, DHS in Texas found 58 illegal aliens crammed in the back of a Penske truck in El Paso. Hey, Kane, do you want to see a picture of all these illegal aliens in a Penske truck? Penske, Penske, Penske.
SPEAKER 12 :
I’m sure they put a statement on it.
SPEAKER 22 :
No, that’s a photo from it right there. That was just in April of 23. Wow, they don’t condone that. I mean, I thought that Penske doesn’t support people in the truck part of our trucks.
SPEAKER 12 :
They don’t condone that.
SPEAKER 22 :
No, there was no statement from Penske on that. That was in April of 23. All those people crossing illegally. In a Penske truck. Weird. So weird how that. Why did they not? Why did they issue a statement? Who’s the moron that was like, you know what? I don’t like enforcement of law. I’m going to issue a statement because I just think this is wrong. And then it just blows open their hypocrisy on having always refused to issue statements in the past. There was nothing from Penske. In all of these years, with all of these, like, for instance, the April 23rd one, 58 people illegally entering the country, crammed in the back of a Penske truck. The guy who was running it was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. He faces tons of human smuggling charges. Penske was just silent as a church mouse. We ain’t saying nothing on that. So weird. They had no tweets or anything out there. How weird is that? Hmm. No, they’re fine if it’s Penske. It’s fine if it’s illegal aliens. Penske, the choice, the truck of choice for human trafficking illegal aliens. Where are the memers on that? That’s one for you. I mean, also, this, and the government, no one ever said the government was putting people in the truck. Where did that come from? You know, ICE has equipment and stuff, right? No one ever said ICE was going to put them in a truck. Penske just made that up out of the ether. No one ever said, I guess Penske’s like, well, everybody else uses our trucks to put people in it, so why wouldn’t ICE? ICE never said that that was the purpose of it.
SPEAKER 12 :
I think they might have been talking about the ICE agents coming out of the truck in a surprise sort of raid type thing where they’re all in the back and they roll up and ICE agents come out of the back of the truck. I think that’s what they’re talking about.
SPEAKER 22 :
That was like for five seconds.
SPEAKER 12 :
Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER 22 :
That was like a staged thing.
SPEAKER 12 :
But they had to make sure we knew how they felt about it.
SPEAKER 22 :
I mean, guys at Penske, we should do fake Penske commercials, I think. Here at Penske, our trucks are only to be used in human trafficking by illegal aliens. That’s the Penske way. And it shows all these illegal aliens sitting in the back of a truck, like the one I just showed you, April the 23rd. Penske approves of this. But if ICE is involved, no way, man. So this is Democrats move. They’re going to try to divide on illegal immigration by making you hate ICE and by portraying Trump as like some kind of dictator because he’s enforcing the law. Oh, my gosh. Just like the mere enforcement of basic law sets these people off. It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I just, these are the same people that defecate their drawers if you send illegal aliens up to Martha’s Vineyard. Oh my gosh. There’s this – I was reading about this little bougie store that they have. I’m not going to go back and find the article because it killed brain cells. So it’s been like several summers in a row. I’ve never been to Martha’s Vineyard. I’ve never been up there. Never been up there. I’m sure it’s lovely. I just don’t have a desire to go. And there’s apparently like some bougie – it’s not like a supermarket. It’s like – I don’t know what else to call it. A wine and cheese store. Let me just put it like that. I don’t even know if they have wine, but it’s like one of those bougie little type of boutique stores, right? And everything is ridiculously overpriced. Like a jar of jelly is maybe $15. Something ridiculous. I don’t know. And it’s all supposed to be sourced from the area or whatever. And some of the people in the area were getting mad because the tourist… were coming in and buying stuff and it was driving up the prices and so they’ve been mad about it and sassy about it and there’s all these little articles written and it’s just one of the dumbest things in the world. And those are the people I’m talking about. They got so mad when they had all these illegal aliens that showed up and then they immediately, call the National Guard! We’ve got to call the people with guns that we hate to come and take care of the people we claim to love. They had those people out within 24 hours. But here, like this, though, it’s the same thing. It’s the same hypocrisy. Penske. They hate ICE, but they have no problem with illegal immigrants. Hmm. I feel like buying just like a random truck and spray painting Penske on it and just going out and doing just like all kinds of like Ozark stuff with it, you know, going full on Ozark. Let’s just see how far we can get. You know, this is so stupid. These people, but no, they had no statements for any of that stuff. None at all whatsoever. And that’s fine. They can do what they want to. Yeah. The chat says Penske, the truck of the cartels. It’s like how Toyota was ISIS’s truck, right? All right. So Penske’s the choice of truck for cartels. Do you need to smuggle people across the border? Penske’s got a truck for you. And that’s like some poor sales guy like and this is how many people you can fit in the back of this Penske. Look, if you just have them all in standing, standing up shoulder to shoulder, you can fit X amount in. It’s almost sounds like diagram of slave ships that I read about as a kid in history class, right? That’s exactly what they’re doing with people in these trucks. And Democrats are like, yay, more people to pick our cotton. They’re all excited about it. More people to clean our toilets. Yay. That’s how Democrats look at it. Who’s going to do those jobs? They tell you this. So they just look at the parallels. They bring people in in Penske trucks, packed in like sardines. Where else did that happen in history? Where people were packed in like sardines on vessels, transporting them across water and land in order to get to a life of indentured servitude. That really sounds fascinating. Sounds so familiar, Cain. If only we were an educated populace and knew more about history than we did about Real Housewives of… But, I don’t know. Just saying. So, I’m just going to throw that out there. It’s fascinating stuff, Cain. It’s fascinating stuff.
SPEAKER 12 :
Sometimes, some things never change.
SPEAKER 22 :
I mean, you know. Yeah. Good night. So the Penske people, I don’t know. I don’t know if I’ve ever used a Penske truck. We’ve used trucks like moving and stuff before, but I’ve never used them. All right. So ICE is offering a $50,000 signing bonus and student loan forgiveness to new hires. Nobody wants to do that job because they’re so unappreciated. I mean, I’m fine with paying people what they’re owed and what the market demands, right? That’s a job that you actually need someone with a specific skill set to fill, right? The folks who help make the program possible, they are our friends over at Patriot Mobile, the only Christian conservative cell phone service in the country. And with Patriot Mobile, you can get a free month of service using promo code Dana. They have nationwide coverage that you can trust. You get exceptional coverage. They operate on all three major networks, so you stay connected wherever you go. Seamless switching with 100% U.S.-based customer service team. Keep your number, keep your phone, upgrade. It is entirely up to you. They have cutting edge technology. So no store visits. Switching is so easy. You can just stay in the comfort of your home. They will get you set up. Keep your number. Keep your phone. Upgrade. It’s entirely up to you. But they’re also, it’s not just about getting better coverage. They also support causes that matter to you. Every dollar you spend helps to fund the defense of our First and Second Amendment, sanctity of life, needs of veterans and first responders. So switch today. Visit patriotmobile.com slash Dana Oracle 972 Patriot and get that free month of service using promo code Dana. Switch to Patriot Mobile today and defend freedom with every call and text you make. That’s PatriotMobile.com slash Dana 972 Patriot.
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SPEAKER 12 :
And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick 5.
SPEAKER 22 :
The White House orders NASA to get rid of the climate change nonsense satellites. But the way that the left says it… Trump is killing and murdering our satellites. We’re all going to die. It’s not that at all. It’s all the stuff that has to do with the stupid nonsense of wealth redistribution that they call climate change. So it’s super easy. I thought this was interesting. So now it comes from The Guardian. And you guys know how much I just love The Guardian. They said that J.D. Vance’s team had the water level of an Ohio river raised for their boating trip. Now, I didn’t even know that one could do that. First off, like is that’s like some Mickey Mouse magician stuff. If that’s even possible. They said that they had the Army Corps of Engineers change the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate the excursion. Is this like a thing you can request? What? I don’t care about anything else in the story except that. I’m like, wait a minute. Can we actually ask for that? Yes, I’m going kayaking. I would like to have the water level raised. They said that it was a Secret Service thing to support safe navigation of the Little Miami River. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Is that a thing that they do? I don’t know. Are they in a drought period? I am just as confused as you are. It’s not like they’re locks, right? Where you go in and you have to raise the, you know, do one of those things. It’s not like that. So I don’t know. Is that something you can request? I used to go float all the time. We used to float Hoosaw River, Black River, all that stuff. Current River, which is cold.
SPEAKER 12 :
The rain was high. How was the current?
SPEAKER 22 :
Oh, dude, that current was… It would yeet you down the river. You got yeeted straight past all the stuff you wanted to see. It was pretty hardcore. Let’s see here. We also have a Seattle teen that sells his card game to a toy giant. He sold it for more than a million dollars. At 15. That’s pretty amazing. K-I-R-O. I don’t even know what kind of card. Was it like Pokemon or something? No, just, you know, he created a card game. Taco versus burrito. Now he’s a millionaire. That’s actually pretty amazing. Burrito. If I had to pick. No, no, I changed my mind. Taco. It’d be taco.
SPEAKER 12 :
Mine’s both.
SPEAKER 22 :
You can’t pick both. You gotta pick one.
SPEAKER 12 :
Too bad I picked both.
SPEAKER 22 :
I’m just saying.
SPEAKER 12 :
Do something about it.
SPEAKER 22 :
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First, with today’s announcements, I’m proud to say that Apple is leading the creation of an end-to-end silicon supply chain right here in America, from design to equipment to wafer production to fabrication to packaging. In Texas, we’re working with manufacturers like Texas Instruments, Global Wafers America, and Applied Materials. We’re working with Amcor in Arizona and Broadcom and Global Foundries in New York. Thanks to President Trump’s vision and with his help in his first term, we also led the way to bring TSMC to Arizona by committing to be their first and largest customer. Today, they’re producing tens of millions of chips for Apple. That’s huge.
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First with today’s announcement. Huge. And it’s going to be all made in the U.S. Corning does Apple Glass right now at a Harrodsburg plant. And they’re bringing everything. So it’s all going to be Kentucky-made glass now. And that’s going to be $2.5 billion. the investment to manufacture the iPhone and Apple watch cover glass. It’s in Harrodsburg, Kentucky. That’s where, so that’s where they’re going to, that’s where they’re going to have all of that. All of it’s going to be done there because they have some glass. They were doing some glass. I thought, overseas and they had a lot of different inputs coming from overseas now everything is going to be made here and the so you have Corning which runs the plant in Kentucky that’s apparently expected to increase their manufacturing and engineering workforce by I think 50% if not over 50% and then they’re going to have the Apple Corning Innovation Center at the plant they that’s huge huge Corning also does… They also source and provide all of the raw materials that are used for this. And I think Corning was brought on in like 06 or 07. And that’s when the original… iPhone was the original iPhone came out shortly before I remember Barack Obama was campaigning because I remember being at I had to cover a debate that he was at at Wash U in St. Louis and there was a reporter from New York there and he was the only one there that had an Apple phone an iPhone and everyone was staring at it because it was wild to look I had a palm pre and I loved my palm pre and You know, it doesn’t have, I like because it had the physical, gosh, and by the way, Apple stole Pompree’s OS, the iOS now, that was what Pompree did. So. It was neat to see an iPhone. And I remember that. So they’ve been, Courtney has been working with them that whole time. So that’s a huge, huge, huge, huge thing. Because the iPhone, I think is, I mean, I know a lot of people have Android, but I really do think that iPhones are like the, I mean, it’s like the dominant phone. So this is all, this is all good. Two and a half billion dollars, all the glass for iPhones and all of that in Kentucky. Isn’t that a special glass too? Hang on. I’m going to, I remember reading about this. Isn’t it… Hang on. Yeah, it’s like… Isn’t it like some kind of special diamond glass or something like that? It is.
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They call it a unique piece of glass, but it was also something that Tim Cook had awarded Trump in the beginning of that meeting where it was made from that corning glass, that award that he gave him.
SPEAKER 22 :
Okay, so they’ve looked at diamond-like coatings, but it is a special scratch-resistant thing that they have. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Interesting. So, yeah, it’s a very good. I mean, that’s a great that’s huge. And for all of the chips, all the chips to be manufactured, all of that, that’s incredibly significant, incredibly significant. So that’s that is I feel like that didn’t get a lot of attention yesterday. Nineteen billion chips in the U.S. across 24 factories in 12 states. That’s just this year. And then they’re going to source all of the rare earth magnets that they’re going to use from MP materials. And that’s a US-based company. And the semiconductor argument, that’s been a huge thing for quite some time, especially since we’ve been really competing with China on all of this. So this is American-sourced everything, rare earth magnets that MP Materials is going to develop. Cook said that that will all be used exclusively in Apple’s devices. And MP, they were saying, is the only fully integrated rare earth producer in the U.S. And they’re based in Fort Worth. So that’s all Fort Worth. So that’s going to be a big boon for Texas. And they’re going to have cutting edge rare earth recycling lines in Mountain Pass, California, and a third one in Kentucky. So that’s also awesome. This is going to be… This is going to be… This is a significant move. Very significant move. Now… They also have the Amcor. It’s their advanced chip packaging and test facility. They’re investing in that. That’s in Arizona. They’re partnering with all of these other semiconductor companies. They are kickstarting this advanced manufacturing facility in Chandler, Arizona. That’s going to produce all the semiconductor equipment components and parts. And then also, POTUS threatened to launch a 100% tariff for semiconductors. Companies would be exempt from those tariffs if they invested and built and built manufacturing facilities in the US. I don’t know. The semiconductor industry is very delicate. I don’t know that I would put 100% tariff on that. That is that feels like it’s a dangerous idea because that means all of that would jack those prices up to the nth degree. And that means everybody is going to. I know it’s leverage, but it’s leverage. I mean, it’s not leverage after it starts hurting people to the point where they don’t support it anymore. Then it stops being leverage. It’s only leverage if it works. It’s not leverage if it’s penalizing people to the point where they can’t afford anything. So this is one area because the semiconductor supply chain, that’s a very delicate thing. I mean, think about it. Taiwan is the leader in it. We’re just, we’re trying to gain some supremacy in this market, while also kind of while also keeping China at bay, that seems like a very delicate, dangerous thing to do. That’s the only thing I wouldn’t I think you can incentivize without having tariffs. I’m all for incentivizing stuff. And there’s a number of things you could do to incentivize without having tariffs on the production here in the United States. I mean, you could have all like an ease of Any kind of corporate business tax. There’s all kinds of stuff that you could do. And the incentivization, especially because this is not an industry that’s like the other industries. It’s too delicate to be treated like all the other industries. There are so few that actually have any kind of supremacy on this. So if they incentivize it and we increase the onshoring, that works. I think that works incredibly well because corporate tax right now on all that stuff is astronomical still. Sorry, but it wasn’t low enough in the big, beautiful bill. The big, beautiful bill did not lower it enough at all whatsoever. And remember, all of that stuff is temporary. They’re going to have to do all of this again in 2028. I think it would be a really… The difficult thing is that he’s limited. He could go out and say, I’m going to do an executive order and we’re just going to immediately reduce or suspend. He could say he could go full on and say we’re going to suspend, you know, these tax rates for these companies that are on shoring for the semiconductors and, you know, all of this. That’s great. But remember, he’s his clock runs out politically in twenty eight. And that’s such a short time business-wise for companies to invest that much into infrastructure and personnel here domestically. So he can do an EO, but you would have to have Congress do something to make that permanent. Otherwise, if you have a Democrat that gets in in 28, they could immediately undo it, and then they could jack up taxes, and then you have all of these companies. Then it would get exponentially more expensive. So… I mean, that’s that’s the that’s the concern. That is the concern with us. So these companies are looking at it like, well, if we have 100 percent tariff on this, we’re either going to pay and be very hurt and not be able to compete later. Or in 28, we’re either going to we’re going to pay and be hurt, not really be able to compete later. I mean, it’s almost a no win. That’s why I’m like incentivization and getting Congress on board with it and make I think it’s a national security issue. I think being able to produce semiconductors and being able to have supremacy in this industry is an absolute national security issue. You can’t rely. I mean, Taiwan is a good partner for this. But holy hell, Taiwan’s got China breathing down its neck. What happens if there’s some kind of, you know, that that conflict goes hot? You know, what happens there? And then you’re not able to get what you need from Taiwan into the United. I mean, there’s a lot of concern over this. So all of it could change. I mean, I think POTUS was just floating the idea of 100% tariff. We’ll see. But that is such a delicate… And I mean, honestly, a lot of it was made so by Democrats. That’s a true thing. So this is a huge announcement from Apple. That’s a very, very good thing. And if we’re able to do that and and get the census, we were talking about the census a little earlier. We’ll come back to that because Florida’s owed some seats. Honestly, Florida was so grotesquely undercounted. It’s insane. And they’re owed some seats. That’s for sure. So we’ll dive into some of that because the left is, you know, predictably it’s all and it’s more dictatorship stuff, especially when if he wants to redo the census and exclude, which seems like it’s the smart thing to do. People who are in the country illegally. I’m not sure why that’s a big deal for them, but, you know, and all of that happened during the pandemic. So there’s a lot of questions as to how legitimate or how accurate the census was then. Taking charge of your health is easier with all family pharmacy. 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It’s his life mission to make bad decisions. Woo! It’s time for Florida Man.
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All right. So first up, another guy, a man accused of pointing a laser at Florida Sheriff’s helicopter says he was just being silly. That’s a silly and a danger. He’s accused of pointing a laser at the helicopter because he’s a moron. WFLA said that happened over the weekend. Marion County Sheriff’s Office said that its aviation unit was conducting a security check, and the crew noticed a green laser beam repeatedly striking the aircraft. When the pilot’s vision was obstructed, that’s when Corporal Tim Martin used the helicopter’s camera to locate the suspect, who was identified as 41-year-old Adam Santiago Lugo. And they said he was standing in his driveway with binoculars and a laser pointer. I mean, they got him dead right in the survey in the camera that they have on board. He said that he was bored and he was just being silly. The deputy said, well, silly sometimes is a felony. So because you can’t do that, you can make them crash. It’s crazy. I can’t believe how many people do this. And they’re just shocked when they’re arrested. Yeah. An elderly Florida man was rescued because he got his car stuck on train tracks with two trains approaching. I got to tell you, there’s things that I thought that we would be dealing with a hell of a lot more as adults, like quicksand and train tracks. I’ll get back to the quicksand one. Seriously, why did we think that? We thought there was going to be quicksand everywhere. But this is like a nightmare come to life. This guy, first off, how the hell does he get his car stuck in that way? Did you see the way that the car was oriented?
SPEAKER 12 :
It’s like you have to try to do it like that. There’s no accidental way that you can do it.
SPEAKER 22 :
This is stupid. He was an elderly man. He didn’t just get it. It wasn’t like he was crossing the train tracks and he got it stuck. on the road going over the train tracks. It’s like he turned like right on the tracks and then started like a train would go down the tracks, started driving the car down the tracks. And he was on not one, but two different, like there’s one, there’s two train tracks that are there. Here’s, you can see the picture on the simulcast. We can see one of the trains approaching. So he’s got his wheels on, I mean, technically two trains could pass there, but the cars in the middle and like basically also kind of on the other rail while also simultaneously on that rail. This is crazy. So they had to issue citations because he did improper turns. That’s how he got stuck on the tracks. But they stopped. Both trains had to stop. They had to call a wrecker to remove the guy’s car from the tracks. It took an hour, and then the trains resumed normal operations. I just have no idea how that happens. That guy probably shouldn’t drive anymore if he… didn’t realize what he was doing when he turned on train tracks.
SPEAKER 12 :
The thing is, not all old people… I know that you hate old people, but I get it.
SPEAKER 22 :
You don’t think old people are innocent. You think he was up to some nefarious, no-good shenanigans?
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Not all old people. Like, he probably was… He probably threw back a few. He was probably drinking.
SPEAKER 22 :
Do you think?
SPEAKER 12 :
I don’t know if he threw back a few. Seriously. What are you going to… You see that, where he was on those tracks?
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It was bad. I really don’t know how that happens. Yeah, I really… I don’t, man, I don’t know. I don’t know how that happens. But this woman, a Florida woman, posed as a nurse and treated over 4,400 patients. How does this even happen? This is Flager County in Palm Coast. The suspect, Autumn Berdiza, was hired by a hospital, Advent Health in Palm Coast, to And she apparently forged documents, stole a nurse’s identity and deceived the hospital for seven months. She claimed she was an education first nurse, meaning that she had completed nursing school and was awaiting getting her license. But that was a lie. So she didn’t have legitimate credentials. She used the nursing license number of another woman who had the same name. What’s the what’s the right? probability of that good night and apparently she worked at a separate advent health the nurse whose identity she stole and also to the nursing school with this lady so they were not known to be acquaintances But apparently, Bardiza exploited that connection to steal her professional identity. And she explained her different last name by claiming she had recently married a man, a claim she never substantiated. I mean, she pretended to be a doctor or a nurse. It was over 4,486 patients, according to Florida Department of Health and U.S. Department of Health. And they’re trying to look to see if, you know, obviously patient safety, confidentiality, all of this stuff. She worked in a clinical setting for months. Four months. That is terrifying. We got more on the way. Third hour coming up. Stick with us. The folks who help bring you the programs. I believe, you know, I’ve told you a million times. Yes, I carry. Yes, I have no problem using lethal force to protect myself. I mean, I don’t know how many times I got to say this. It’s all true. I also think it’s fine to diversify your weapons array. Because not everybody wants to protect your life. I’m sorry. No, actually, I’m not sorry. These people need to be called out. If you have gun control, if you have gun-free zones, you have no concern for people’s lives. People who enact gun control, these gun-free zones, I mean, they’re culpable in the deaths of so many. And it’s true. Because you’re making people defenseless. This is literally like the whole reason why Burna Gun came into existence. Think about it. College students that are getting ready to leave here in the next few weeks to go to school, living alone, but they can’t carry a firearm for self-protection. And you guys have seen what happens when you have criminals, you know, just say nothing to what’s happened at the border. Everything’s running amok. they need to be able to protect themselves. So the Burna gun is trying to fit in, trying to fill that gap where there isn’t anything currently. Yes, they’re stun guns. They got one to two rounds. The Burna gun shoots chemical irritant projectiles that can deter threats from up to 50 feet away. And depending on what you get, you have anywhere from five to seven rounds. That’s a heck of a lot more than you’re going to get with one little stun gun that you’re going to get off Amazon, right? The Burna has two guns specifically for this. The Berna SD, which is the most popular selling model, and the CL, which is smaller than the SD. Here’s the kicker. Legal in all 50 states. No background checks. No permits. No fees. Shipped right to your door. So it’s accessible for everyone. You need to check it out. And don’t leave yourself defenseless because of local or municipal restrictions. Visit Berna.com slash Dana. Check out the new Berna CL. That’s B-Y-R-N-A dot com slash Dana.
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welcome again back to the program the chats at rumble channel 347 is the stream of the program south park they went after everybody remember the season has just begun folks so just know they’re probably going to continue going after literally everybody they went after christy noem as well we can’t show you the video because youtube is a nazi an actual one yeah And absolutely will like delete accounts and delete videos. They deleted another one of my videos. I don’t know. Every day at something. So we can’t actually show you the video. The only thing that we can do is play audio and then put like elements up. So that’s it. But they spoofed. This is an example. I mean, everything is funny. I think it’s all funny. Listen.
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Welcome to the team, recruits. I’m Kristy Noem, head of Homeland Security. Oh, she seems nice. Okay, very pretty. A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face. Because sometimes doing what’s important means doing what’s hard.
SPEAKER 22 :
I don’t believe she could actually do that.
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Now we’ll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy.
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Look, it was easy to make fun of because it was a ridiculous cell phone. And if you can’t laugh at that, then I don’t know what. I can laugh at everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Even myself. You know, that’s the thing. Whenever they would try to make fun of me on Daily Show, it was always some like totally unfunny chick in a leather jacket. And I’m like, I don’t even wear leather jackets all the time. Only in fall and winter, you absolute bimbo. Good night. It’s spring for crying out loud. But it’s all funny. And then they I just look, it’s it’s a statement on the zeitgeist. It’s it’s the moment in time encapsulated in a, you know, in fractal in a drawing. I don’t know. So I don’t know why people are getting don’t get upset about it. It’s not a big I like J.D. Vance’s response. He was like, I finally made it. Although of all of the meme photos they could have used for him. There were some out there that were funnier, if I’m being honest, like the J.D. Vance meme. So they had he he retweeted it and said, I finally made it. Can I tell you, I didn’t know what this was a reference to until I saw it explained on X, the little outfits that they were in and the.
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You didn’t know that that was Fantasy Island?
SPEAKER 22 :
I never watched that show. When did that air? What? Hang on.
SPEAKER 12 :
You never knew about that? Herve Villachez was the small guy there.
SPEAKER 22 :
You were saying like, I know these people. Fantasy Island. Let’s look and see when it aired. Okay. It was, oh, it started before I was even born. And it finished when I was like three. So that’s probably why I didn’t watch it. Okay. In my defense. Don’t make fun of me. Because I was like, what is that in reference to? I mean, I’ve seen the two of them before.
SPEAKER 12 :
You act like the show was only on for like two or three years.
SPEAKER 22 :
It was on from 77 to 84. That’s not a long time.
SPEAKER 12 :
But it went into reruns and is still available today.
SPEAKER 22 :
Is he that little guy who was like the plane, the plane?
SPEAKER 12 :
Yes. Okay.
SPEAKER 22 :
See, I know that. What was his name?
SPEAKER 12 :
Tattoo was his name on the show, but his real name is Hervé Villeneuve.
SPEAKER 22 :
Now, the guy who was the guy that he stood with. Yeah. Don’t laugh at me, you guys. His name was real. Okay, Ricardo Montalban. Didn’t they parody him because he was supposed to be a very elegant man?
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Yes.
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Right? Is that okay?
SPEAKER 12 :
It’s almost like, I think, who did that? Steve, who was the parody ones? It was the parody like beer commercials where they had a guy that was like this. Oh, yeah.
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That’s Dos Equis.
SPEAKER 12 :
Yes.
SPEAKER 22 :
That’s right.
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It’s kind of like that. But yeah, you’re right. Ricardo Montalban.
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Ricardo Montalban. So I just, I’m going to say, I really think that they could have used like a number of different J.D. Vance faces. Yeah. You guys remember when that meme was going crazy and people were making his face bigger and bigger and they gave him curls? And he actually thought it was funny. He retweeted some of it. Those were some of the funniest memes I’ve ever seen. So I’m like, that’s the one they went with? look like but one put that up that is his fat face I know no it was made bigger his face isn’t that fat it was made bigger it’s a meme but I’m like why didn’t they use the one where he had the curls or some of these other ones where it looks like his eyes are suns I mean it’s just hysterical it’s so funny anyway I just I think it’s great that they were having a good time with it or that they thought and that’s really all you can do when things like that happen like the worst thing that Republicans can do is to get upset over it yeah
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I think when the White House made a comment, was it a week or two ago? They shouldn’t have. They shouldn’t have at all. Trump himself hasn’t said anything about it. J.D. Vance has done this. So I do like this approach.
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Yeah. The worst thing that they can do is say something and be offended. So J.D. Vance’s response was just simple. Like he acknowledged it and that’s it. But remember when the White House was like, oh, it’s irrelevant. I mean, they’re really not. They just got like a billion dollar deal with Paramount there. And they have ratings that… like the Simpsons before them, no one, I mean, it’s a magical thing because nobody else gets the ratings that they do. So you can’t really say that. And then they turned around and they tweeted, oh, not relevant, you know, whatever. So you just gave them another opportunity to respond. The best way to suck the energy out of the room is just be like, ah, ha, ha, yeah. And then that’s it and leave it because then it loses its power. The power that it has is only if you’re offended. That’s why it’s so easy to troll certain people. I mean, sometimes like if I’m bored, you know, or if I just, you know, feel like being mean, I don’t ever feel like that. I’m always nice and happy. OK, well, like, let me give you an example. Like, say, say like, well, like this weekend, I got to go and give a speech and I’m going to be on a plane and it’ll be, you know, I’m not going to be working. So what am I going to do? I’m probably going to be on social media trolling, Cain. That’s probably exactly what I’m going to do. And the power comes in people being offended. If they’re offended, then you can just keep bringing content out of them. And it’s like you’re an energy vampire. You don’t even know. Like what we do in the shadows. Colin, the energy vampire that’s on that show, he is what he does. He trolls social media and then he just absorbs all the energy from people being outraged. It’s hysterical. It’s actually like a perfect description. So as long as people realize they do make fun of everyone, they’ve made fun of Democrats just because they haven’t specifically gone after Biden or Harris, I don’t think is the measure. And also it’s the season’s young. They just this is their second episode. Chill, right? Chill. Anyway. They’ve gone after some pretty big sacred cows on the left, I will say. So that’s why I just, you know, I just don’t think that, you know, we’ll see how it goes. The FBI has joined the case of the missing Texas Democrats. And if you remember, Greg Abbott broke this on our program yesterday. And and he retweeted him breaking the news on our program yesterday. So they’ve talked to. We don’t have the specifics, but apparently the FBI is joined in. I think that there’s something to be said for the solicitation. of funds to cover their travel and everything else, because that We the People PAC, and Lorraine noted this yesterday, that We the People PAC, they’re broke. They only have like $200,000. And you can’t tell me that they’re covering the airfare and the lodging and all of this, of all of these lawmakers who fled the state. And they’ve got other states that they’re working with as well. So they’ve had to, it can’t all come from that PAC. They’ve had to get money from somewhere. And if they’re soliciting any of this, that absolutely can be considered the solicitation of a that’s a bribe and that’s a felony in Texas and I hope that they get the book thrown at them for that so that’ll be interesting to see but they’ve they’ve uh they’ve joined in they’ve joined in on that and uh like I said we don’t have a lot of there’s not really a lot of um details on it apparently one of them talked to Cornyn or Cornyn talked to the FBI and And Kash Patel apparently approved the request for the bureau to get involved. And that’s from John Cornyn. And we don’t know about that, about what else after that. So they’re in some way they’re involved. So that’s, you know, that’s going to be that’s going to be important. Also, the story, and we’ll talk more about this, of the Fort Stewart incident. shooting that took place, the suspect, this is going to be buried. I think, again, here we have another case of a military base that’s a gun-free zone. People think that there’s just like, you know, guns laying around everywhere at military bases. It’s not. Apparently only MPs in certain areas were even allowed to be armed. But it’s a gun-free zone. And this continually happens at gun-free zones. So we’re going to talk about that coming up as we move. The folks who make the program possible, it’s the friends over at Relief Factor. This is a great product if you want to manage everyday aches and pains without drugs. you need to check out Relief Factor. A lot of people do this. It’s a daily drug-free supplement specifically designed to help manage aches and pains naturally. A lot of people use it. My husband who has sports injuries uses it. It helps him when he’s working out. 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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.
SPEAKER 22 :
I missed out on this headline from last segment, but I really wanted to do it because it’s bizarre. This is in Boulder, Colorado. A fish fell out of the sky and caused a full-on fire and power outage. Yeah, it’s true. Sorry, it was in British Columbia, but it was reported by Denver Press. A fish falling out of the sky sparked a wildfire and knocked out power in a rural area of British Columbia. It broke out near the village of Ashcroft. Firefighters had to respond. They found ranchers and BC hydro workers already battling the flames. They used 4,800 gallons of water to put out the fire. And it wasn’t human error and it wasn’t lightning. It literally was a fish. A fish. A fish. And the river is like, you know, three kilometers away. They said an osprey, which is a large bird of prey, apparently dropped its catch onto a power line. And then the impact of the fish on the power line sent sparks and embers that flew into dry brush and triggered a fire. Oh, my gosh. Not even kidding.
SPEAKER 12 :
I’ve now heard it all.
SPEAKER 22 :
Oh, my gosh. And it looks like it was a big fish. And they said… That that’s they they said there were no injuries and any incident and the osprey still out there flying around. Wouldn’t it have burned up or maybe not?
SPEAKER 12 :
Maybe the fish got cooked.
SPEAKER 22 :
Like, how do you I just don’t under I mean, I’m fascinated by the forensics investigation of things like this. Like they’re they can just pinpoint. Yes, it was this fish right here. And you could tell the osprey had a bite. And I mean, like they like pinpoint this down to it’s pretty impressive. A man was hit with a broom and beaten because he threatened a strip club janitor with a knife. Well, yeah. Why would you why do you think that you were going to threaten a janitor at a strip club? It’s basically a Waffle House employee. OK, why do you think you could get away with that? As in Oklahoma City, he tried to attack a mentally disabled strip club janitor with a knife. Oh, my gosh. This guy got his whole face is swole. His whole face looks like he went in and got some pretty bad injectables. That’s what it looks like. Oh, man. Lawrence. Hi, Kendall. Well, I don’t like your last name. There’s too many words in there. Letters in there. He was identified on camera. He called. You know what the name of the strip club is called?
SPEAKER 12 :
What’s the name of it?
SPEAKER 22 :
Bear Assets. B-A-R-E. Bear Assets. He called the janitor a racial slur and then charged at him with a knife. And the janitor beat him with a broom and then jumped on him and beat him for almost to death. He can’t even open one of his eyes. I mean, wow.
SPEAKER 12 :
Wow.
SPEAKER 22 :
This guy. Oh, my gosh. This is what you get when you call a janitor a racial slur at Bear Assets. There you go. Wow. Yeah, he’s in trouble. Let’s see. Gen Z is looking to profit from the resurgence of Y2K fashion. Kill Y2K fashion to death. It is horrible. Please, dear heavens, no. Why are we doing this? It was bad and stupid back then. We’re going to bring back them little butterfly clips, aren’t we? Help us all. Yeah, Gen Z is interested in it. Stop it, Gen Z. Learn from our mistakes. We have more on the way. Stick with us.
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SPEAKER 30 :
Good morning. I am state representative and Missouri Democratic floor leader Ashley Aune. I’m from Kansas City. And I am here because I stand firmly with the representatives in Texas and the senators in Texas who had to flee their state.
SPEAKER 28 :
They had to flee their state. Oh, and their duties there. Wow. Who knew?
SPEAKER 22 :
that they were going to make it so they were going to be so honest by like accident. How fascinating is that? That’s you know, when Democrats tell you who they are, believe them. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. I don’t know. They’re making this such a big deal. And and the left is going to go even further out of their minds, especially if the Census Bureau thing happens, because they overcounted like significantly in blue states in Florida and Texas were so screwed as a result of it. And that’s like we’ve been talking about this for a long time now. In fact, I think the conversation even predated that whole – the last census that screwed everything up, counting illegal aliens. So Trump’s saying that they’re going to actually exclude that. By the way, the Census Bureau – and this was a story that was back in 2022. This was after – I had this saved. This was even after the – you know, after they tabulated everything, counted everything, and they realized the error, they actually admitted that there was an error. They acknowledged that 14 states had significant miscounts on that 2020 census. And I’m going to read what these states were, and this was in a piece from The Hill back in 2022. You just tell me if something sticks out to you. Okay. So the overcounted, like significantly overcounted states were Hawaii, Delaware, Rhode Island, Minnesota, New York, Massachusetts. Now, the significantly undercounted states were Texas, Florida, Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas. Huh.
SPEAKER 12 :
I do notice.
SPEAKER 22 :
Huh.
SPEAKER 12 :
There’s some contrast there.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah.
SPEAKER 12 :
It seems like the ones that were undercounted were the Republican ones, the red states. And the ones that were over-counted Meaning additional unearned seats were Democrat-run states.
SPEAKER 22 :
I think you would be correct, Cain.
SPEAKER 12 :
That’s weird.
SPEAKER 22 :
Yeah, I think you would be correct. Yes. So weird how that happened, isn’t it? So weird.
SPEAKER 12 :
I’m sure it’s coincidental, right? Yeah. Like all the errors… Entirely. …that were in the census blunder… Entirely, yes. …probably went evenly, right? The… The blunder may have leaned left a little and also leaned right a little.
SPEAKER 22 :
No, it didn’t really. No. I mean, you have these states that were overcounted that have more seats that are disproportionate to their actual population than some of these others.
SPEAKER 12 :
Wait a minute. So the blunder, this mistake that was made, all the favor of that mistake leaned on the left side of the aisle.
SPEAKER 22 :
It’s so weird how that happens.
SPEAKER 12 :
And it was just a mistake, though, right?
SPEAKER 22 :
It was just… Very… A blunder. Just a blunder. Huh. Yeah, just just how that works. Yeah, it’s just a blunder. So, you know, I’m just saying there’s I feel like I mean, because it was Biden’s own Census Bureau that admitted this Biden’s own Census Bureau that admitted there was a mistake. So why wouldn’t people want things to be correct or accurate? I mean, I’m just curious. Why wouldn’t they want these things to be accurate? I don’t know. It’s really crazy.
SPEAKER 12 :
I just think you’re a fan of gerrymandering and you don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s just what it is.
SPEAKER 22 :
I know. I’m just saying. You know, they’re going to get upset about it, and I don’t care. Just like they’re upset about the gerrymandering that happened when they were running, when they were deciding things in Texas. And then that gets corrected, got corrected in Florida and Maryland, kind of. North Carolina, kind of. So we’ll see. But the blunder, though, that they wrote, this is what they wrote. This was June 1st, 2022. Census blunder may tip 2024 to Democrats. Now, if you don’t get this fixed… And this continues where you’re including illegal aliens in this count. What is the effect that that’s going to have in 2028? And like I said, we talked about this at the start of the show. I just don’t know if that’s something they’re going to be able to correct in time because it’s a big process. I just don’t know if that’s going to be something that they actually correct in enough time. This is a crazy headline. Young male college grads are now jobless at the same rate as non-grads. This is a story from Financial Times. The unemployment rate amongst U.S. men and women aged 22 through 27 by education level. And there is a serious issue here. Wow. I mean, in the men and women, I was looking to see about the gender gap. And actually what I’m reading is that it’s not that different. It doesn’t matter. Like it shows men and women. I mean, women maybe have a slight little bitty bit advantage and that’s it. But these, I think that these degrees, I don’t think that you need to go to college and get a degree for anything except if you’re going to be, you’re going into medicine, law, maybe some engineering. Otherwise, I don’t see the point of it. It’s so stupid. It’s a racket. It is such a racket. It is such a racket. And it’s our problem as a society for using it as a, like a social circuit. Like we use colleges like a social circuit. So many I and I see, especially if you’re going into like, if you need a degree, if you’re going into medicine, you’re going into law, having connections, and knowing these professors, and I get where that can also be a benefit. But we don’t have to not every skill set requires that. But we use it as, oh, well, where’s your kid going? Oh, they’re going here, X, Y, Z. Oh, they’re in this sorority or this fraternity. It’s used in place of like the social circuit that back in the days of yore we used to have, right? Where you would have, oh, that’s in season and everybody goes to the city and they all go to this. It’s just a whole, I don’t know. I could go on about this for some time. But the Financial Times looked at this. They said that the unemployment rate among recent college grads is on the rise and it’s rising pretty steadily. It still is lower than all young workers between 22 and 27. But how but now men who have a college degree have about the same unemployment rate as men who didn’t go to college. Now, in comparison, they note Around 2010, non-college educated men experienced, they had unemployment at over 15%, whereas the rate amongst college grads was closer to seven. Well, now that discrepancy is, that difference is gone. And the job market boost that always advertised, you know, for a job, if you had a degree, that’s gone. Because I don’t think people care about credentials as much anymore as they… I see different jobs. Like, if I’m out somewhere, maybe you’ll see, like, oh, we’re hiring. You know, you have to, like, assign somewhere. And they’re like, you have to have a… I’m just like, you’re asking for a degree for a job that doesn’t need one. You’re a stupid employer. You’re an idiot. Like, what is that? And because Democrats decided to consolidate and control all student loans, they have made it so expensive and unaccessible for people to actually even go to college. You got to be rich almost to go to college anymore. I mean, you can’t even compete and get the scholarships and grants if you tried to, especially if you’re sorry, if you’re just like a white suburban kid, you’re SOL. It’s true. So. I don’t know. I feel bad for these generations because it doesn’t look like it’s improving. And so now you have these diverging. It’s not even that divergent men and women. I mean, it’s really hitting men as well. A lot of Gen Z guys are skipping college and they’re going into the skilled trade industry. That’s something that AI is not going to be able to take over skilled trades. So there’s some protection there. So the… And those trades, those jobs are male-dominated. They said enrollment at two-year vocational schools has increased 20% since 2020. That’s almost a million additional students. And vocational careers that people were really snotty and looked down on, well, guess what? Those are going to be the ones that AI can’t take over. You all screwed yourselves. All those… I just… There’s just this like snotty attitude, I think, that propelled the whole collegiate thing and made everyone discount skilled trades and go into bureaucracy, for the lack of a better way to put it. Don’t you agree? And now look who’s having the last laugh. Look who is having the last laugh. And they should because they deserve it. They earned it. Those trades, that’s honestly like that’s going to be the only place where you’re really protected. That’s going to be the only place where you’re protected. So they said carpenters, mechanics, they’re going to start paying even better than they are now. They’re paying really well now. They’re going to start even paying better than that. I mean, all these skilled trades, this is something that seems like that’s the last refuge when AI really, really gets its stride. Those things you can’t take over.
SPEAKER 1 :
Hmm.
SPEAKER 22 :
You know what? You want to know what the college aptitude or the aptitude test I took in high school told me I should be a mechanic or a lawyer. I took it three times and I got the same thing every time. Car mechanic or a lawyer. Yeah. And I’m like, really? And I’m like, they’re so different, though. But there’s like some kind of common denominator, I’m sure, in that. Every single time. I got it.
SPEAKER 12 :
I think there’s some details in mechanics that are you need a brain for those details, just like you would for law. So that makes sense.
SPEAKER 22 :
That makes sense, yeah. I took it as a freshman, a junior, and a senior. I don’t know why I didn’t take it my sophomore year. You really only need to take it once. But I kept thinking, maybe there’s something that’ll show me. I didn’t believe it the first time. But yeah, that’s when I was like, that is actually very interesting. There is something in there that’s, you know.
SPEAKER 12 :
I’m going to buy a $500 junker car for the show, and we’re going to work on it. It’ll be good.
SPEAKER 22 :
Well, I want to make it into some Mad Max thing.
SPEAKER 12 :
Oh, you don’t have to twist my arm.
SPEAKER 22 :
And, you know, I would also like, just like, because I do have a .50 cal and I would love to be able to just put it on a sliding rack where you kick the door open and it’s just, shoop, and you’re out ready to rock. No arm twisting needed. Pretty sure it’s straight legal, right?
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A leisurely walk in the woods is no longer allowed in Nova Scotia, and it may not be for the rest of the summer.
SPEAKER 14 :
Effective 4 p.m. today, we’re telling Nova Scotians, stay out of the woods.
SPEAKER 08 :
Nova Scotia’s premier announced today a ban on activities in the forest because of extreme dry conditions and the risk of wildfires.
SPEAKER 14 :
Hiking, camping, fishing and the use of vehicles in the woods are not permitted. Trail systems through woods are off limits.
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At these walking trails in the heart of Sydney, some agreed with the move while others didn’t.
SPEAKER 29 :
As long as you’re not… starting a fire or smoking, you know, that kind of thing, you should be able to walk there.
SPEAKER 02 :
It kind of sucks for the campers and anybody out tenting, but it’s probably necessary.
SPEAKER 22 :
Out camping. Golly, that’s Canadian. Out camping. So they can’t camp. They can’t do anything because they don’t trust their people to not start fires. Is that what it is? That is the goofiest thing. So the woods are banned. The woods are closed in Nova Scotia. I feel like I’m watching a Shorzy episode. The woods are closed.
SPEAKER 12 :
The moose out front. Yeah.
SPEAKER 22 :
Go give your a tug. I you know, that’s what he says. That’s a famous line from the series. Oh, my gosh. So, yeah, they said that. I can’t read any of this actually now without having the Canadian accent in my head. We’ve had about 100 wildfires this season. They’ve all been small and put out quickly. But that could change in a heartbeat, they said. That’s Tory Rushden, the Minister of Natural Resources. It almost sounds Irish, Scottish, almost like something. There’s a something in there.
SPEAKER 12 :
Everybody who is a Nova Scotian, and that’s what you say, right? That’s what you call them? People from Nova Scotia? Nova Scotian. Nova Scotian. I would trust them out in the woods more than I would any of these government officials putting rules on those people.
SPEAKER 22 :
Look, I don’t camp and I make fun of it because I said… Because I always say that I don’t want to pretend to be homeless. We invented the house, you know, as a people. But you don’t mess with campers, okay? You don’t. Those are the people that I’m like, if they’re going to go into the woods, the campers, they get to go. Because those are people who are like, we love being out here with no toilet and not having hot water. We love it. Those people are for that, okay? If there’s anybody that I trust out there, it’s those people. Those people, they know what they’re doing. I mean, all of this stuff, it’s always been firebugs that go out and do this stuff. That’s what we learned in the Palisades thing. I mean, my gosh, they were literally catching people red-handed.
SPEAKER 12 :
It’s the same here. It’s not the law-abiding people doing the problems and the harm, yet these laws they put out there restrict the movements and the abilities and freedoms of these law-abiding people.
SPEAKER 22 :
And the people who love to go camping, I have family and I have some dear friends that… God love them. They’re just like, yeah, we’re just going to go spend the night outside randomly a Friday night. We’ll be like, hey, do you guys want to go to that? Well, we’re going to go be outside. We’re asleep outside like the homeless for tonight. They have like their camping places that they go. Right. I’m like, OK, more power to you. And I’ve got you know, we’ve got friends that do all that. And I love those people because they’re I trust them out there and they care about it. They’re like they know how to do their fires. They know how to clean up. They literally have like their protocol that they follow and they’re hardcore. I love it. They’re not hurt nobody. But because you got some people that are stooges. Now the woods are closed to Nova Scotia. You can’t be out in a boot. They’re closed. Oh, my gosh. They just don’t allow anything there. It’s summer. Because what are your temperatures up there? Maybe some warmth for a month and then freezing. Everything else is freezing. Like the one time of the year where it’s nice to go out. And you’re going to it’s just there’s this so stupid. That’s just not the way to how much you want to bet there’s going to be a wildfire still. It’s not going to be a bite for many of them people.
SPEAKER 12 :
For sure there will be.
SPEAKER 22 :
All right.
SPEAKER 12 :
And by the way, maple syrup, that’s where it’s in the woods. That’s where you get maple syrup.
SPEAKER 22 :
That’s right. No more maple syrup. All right. We got today in stupidity, Cain.
SPEAKER 12 :
All right. Let’s do this. Looks like cut 12. Can we do Jasmine Crockett? She swears they should have controlled the house by now. The only detail she leaves out is the fact that they didn’t win enough elections to do that. But here she is.
SPEAKER 20 :
I mean, think about it this way. Right now, the Democrats should control the House, but we don’t. And the only reason we don’t control the House isn’t because we didn’t work hard, isn’t because we didn’t raise money, isn’t because we didn’t put up good candidates, but it is because North Carolina, as soon as they ended up with a Republican majority on that Supreme Court, decided to redraw the lines again. And instead of that state being 7-7, which sounds like…
SPEAKER 22 :
I mean, it’s not because we didn’t win elections because we didn’t or any of this other stuff. It’s because of all those things. Exactly. That does it for us today, folks. Make sure you find us over at Substack, chapter and verse, YouTube, Facebook, like and subscribe. I’ll be back with you tomorrow.
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