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The making words diversity and inclusion toxic, when there was just a civil rights survey that said 88% of people in America believe in diversity, the attempt to balkanize, to undermine pluralism, and the attempt to stop teachers in schools all across America not just pre-K through 12, but in higher education, from teaching critical thinking and problem-solving, to me, all of that gets you on the road to fascism.

SPEAKER 02 : 2:54

Oh, my gosh. She needs a dictionary. First off, what do you think the DEI does that actually balkanizes people? You’re talking about breaking everybody up into these mutually… hateful subgroups and they go at each other’s throats. Right. That’s what that’s why you have the trans fighting the gays and and the everybody else, the feminists all fighting. And oh, my gosh, it’s just a nightmare. It’s like the just horrible dysfunction. But that’s the balkanization. It’s weird to hear her talk about literally what the left has done. and accuse the right of doing it. Oh, well, if you don’t hire people based on their skin color, then that is fascism. That’s what she’s saying, because that’s what DEI, and again, this is all the Frankfurt School of Marxism, that’s all it does. I mean, it’s literally incorporating bigotry and race politics into making determinations, because you have to guarantee outcome, not opportunity. That’s not I know they’re not. But that’s what that’s what equity over equality is. It’s CRT DEI. She’s the one who has helped break everybody up into these mutually hostile groups. She just seems very far. I can’t even I mean, honestly, I just want to. We I wish that we had someone in the Republican Party that a number of people that were brave enough to reform education the way that we need it, because then we wouldn’t have to have all this this H-1B visa discussion if we actually provided a proper education. The fact that the fact that we even have to have this conversation about H-1B visas because of the argument that we may not have enough talented people here. What an indictment of public education. What an indictment of public education. It is shameful that our students don’t even come out mostly prepared. And then when they finish college, they’re not prepared enough. So we have to import in a ton of foreign labor. Wow. That is, it’s a horrible indictment of public education. And you would think that lawmakers would have the spine to say, we really have to change things. We really need to overhaul some of this stuff. You would think but they’re not that smart and they’re not that brave and they don’t have your interest in mind. So I was kind of happy to hear the governor talk about some of the things, what, yesterday, the day before about the Texas governor, about property taxes and public education, because it’s, I mean, when you look at what you’re getting, you’re not getting the return on the investment of those stolen dollars. So everybody’s been there eating clean, taking supplements, but you still feel off. Your gut feels out of balance. Maybe you’re low on energy, etc., So that’s where cowboy colostrum comes in. It takes a whole body natural approach to wellness, working with your body, not against it. Colostrum, often called liquid gold, is the first milk that mammals receive at birth, and it’s packed with immune factors. growth compounds, and nutrients that your body still needs. Cowboy Colostrum uses only the highest quality first-day milking from grass-fed, regenerative US farms. It is never diluted or filled with junk. You just mix it into your coffee, your milk, or your smoothie. You’ll love the vanilla that’s super popular and the strawberry because it tastes like a milkshake. Colostrum is nature’s original superfood, loaded with bioactives that fortify your immune system and strengthen your digestion. It’s small batch, third-party tested, and always 100% colostrum. There’s no whey, there’s no fillers, there are no shortcuts. So for a limited time, you can get 25% off with code DANA at cowboycolostrum.com. That’s 25% off with code DANA at cowboycolostrum.com and tell them Dana sent you.

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I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.

SPEAKER 12 : 8:11

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SPEAKER 14 : 8:33

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SPEAKER 15 : 8:38

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SPEAKER 14 : 8:47

Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s large injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.

SPEAKER 15 : 8:52

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SPEAKER 02 : 8:58

Did you hear about this? I tweeted about this the other day. This is hysterical. You know, they got the Miss Universe pageant, right? And they had a one of the contestants is the first ever Miss Palestine, which is a country that doesn’t exist. And it was actually once again, I’m always going to say this just for the people who don’t know. That’s it was the name given to an area by a dead Roman emperor as a punishment for the Jews after the second Judean uprising, naming them after one of their greatest enemies that had not been in the area 200 years before. That’s when they they’d been gone for 200 years. They were seafaring people. So it’s a country that doesn’t exist. The contestant. And apparently, because there’s going to be a Miss Universe, there’s a Miss Universe pageant. I don’t know when it is. I don’t watch any of that stuff. When is it? Oh, the Miss Universe pageant was yesterday. I didn’t watch it. But they had Miss Palestine, who is married to the son of Hamas’s most wanted prisoner, Marwan Bagudi. And her son is even named after Hamas’s most wanted prisoner. In the Miss Universe pageant. And her name is Nadine Ayub. And the way that the New York Post writes about it, they’re saying that she appears to be… She appears to be… She got into the top 30… And they said she appears to be a 27 year old U.S. and Canadian citizen living in Dubai. And she was competing to represent the territory that is not recognized as a sovereign state because it’s not. And apparently now her personal life is starting to get out there. So I don’t I know that there’s a process to even get and Miss Mexico won. yesterday i and so miss palestine was in the top 30 the first time that they’ve ever had someone from that territory compete but she isn’t even from there she’s not even she lives in dubai she’s lived in dubai forever and she has her father-in-law is one of the head honchos for hamas and she named her baby after him she’s married to the son of the head honcho of Hamas and is very supportive of Hamas, by the way. There were posts that New York Post found that she had on social media where she was very, very sad when any of the Hamas people were killed in the response of October 7th. And I just thought it was very interesting that this rise, how this woman was competing in this, and as I said, so did the New York Post, So they were digging through, and she apparently never won or even entered a qualifying pageant. Like I said, there’s this whole thing that they do where you have to compete. It’s like the Olympics. You have to compete in certain things to qualify for the Olympics. For Miss Universe, you’re supposed to compete in certain things to qualify for the Miss Universe pageant. I don’t know what all those are, but the New York Post said that in the piece – Quote, she apparently never won or ever entered a qualifying pageant. Oh, well, how did she get in there? She bought an organization in Dubai and gave herself the crown. That’s kind of interesting. So she bought her way in there. They couldn’t find the New York Post, couldn’t find any record of her of there ever been a pageant that she was in that would have qualified her for Miss Universe. So she runs the Dubai based Miss Palestine organization. But she’s a missus. So how is she competing in a miss? Missus for unmarried women. She’s married and has a baby. And that’s she got that she runs that group. And that’s and crowned herself. So she basically purchased the rights to host a national pageant. Didn’t even host it and just gave herself the crown. The colonizers, I’m telling you. She’s only competed, I think, in a couple of different pageants. That’s it. Wow. So I don’t know. She didn’t win, but she placed in top 30. I mean… I don’t know how you can represent a country that doesn’t exist. It’s like, hello, I’m, you know, I’m here representing terrorist, terrorist Stan. Yes, I’m representing, I’m Miss Terrorist Stan. I’m Miss DeLulu of Terrorist Stan. That’s the only thing I can think of. Miss DeLulu of Terrorist Stan. I don’t know. I, uh, but she didn’t, yeah, she barely got, she bought that whole organization and didn’t even get in the top 10, but that whole organization just to crown herself. And she did not even get in the top 20. Oh my gosh. What a waste of money. But I bet they don’t see that it’s colonization. But yeah, she named her son after her terrorist father-in-law who was, um, who’s a huge leader in Hamas from the beginning. He’s like one of the generals. And, uh, He is he’s a big Hamas supporter. He’s oh, but he’s in FATA. He’s within. They’re all the same, by the way. Just, you know, Hamas has taken over the authority. It’s all the same. FATA, Hamas are supposed to be different factions under the authority. Hamas has taken everything over. Bottom line is that they weren’t exactly sad on October 7th. Let’s put it like that. And New York Post has a bunch of screenshots of some of the posts. She scrubbed her social media, which is weird if you’re competing in Miss University would scrub your social media page. Right. Doesn’t have a lot of stuff on. She’s not like a pageant person. That’s a whole industry. Which, by the way, I love the different subgroups of humans, Cain. You have the boaters, or the cruisers, the yachties, the pageant people. What else? Cat people. The knitters. Who else? The crocheters are different. It’s a different skill. And, yeah, the pageant people are very… very interesting it’s like when some people were getting were criticizing erica kirk for the way that she was drying her tears when she speaks that’s a pageant thing y’all in fact that’s a tv thing because you don’t want to get all your eye concealer off that’s like and she’s a she was a pageant girl so it’s a whole different she’s not even like a proper pageant person a ppp cane she’s not even one of those so yeah from terrorist stand they crowned miss mexico And she has way too many names. And she apparently got into it with the host. I don’t know. I don’t care. I don’t really watch it. It’s not really my jam. But, you know, whatever. But I just think it’s funny that this chick, who is a daughter-in-law of a terrorist organization, legit buys an entire… beauty pageant in Dubai so she can compete. And some people were saying, oh, it’s so mean. Have a heart. And these are all the people that were celebratory on October 7th. They say, oh, have a heart. You know, I mean, maybe Palestine could have their own pageant if they weren’t being bombed. She wasn’t even in Hamas or Palestine. She wasn’t even in there. She was in Dubai. She wasn’t on the Gaza Strip. She’s been in Dubai her whole life. DEI pageant. So if you’re hunting for that perfect holiday gift, the one that actually means something and that people will actually use, you have to check out Cove Pure. It’s not just some gadget. It’s a countertop water purifier that gives you clean, pure, great tasting water instantly with just the push of a button. There’s no filter pitchers. There’s no waiting around, none of it. And you can even pick your water temperature, hot, cold, or warm. And that thing heats up so fast, you’re going to be shocked at how fast it heats the water. And the size presets, I mean, it’s a hydration game changer. 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SPEAKER 13 : 19:08

I’ve got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how’s it going today? It’s going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

SPEAKER 15 : 19:16

I’m Dan Morgan. I’m an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America’s largest injury law firm.

SPEAKER 12 : 19:22

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SPEAKER 15 : 19:23

Why do you guys think you win so many cases? The insurance companies and other companies that we go against know that we’re going to take it to the end, that we believe in the case. So we fight for every dollar and we’re not afraid to go that extra mile for our clients. Are insurance companies like actually afraid of you guys? We don’t bluff. We take it to trial and we are not strangers of getting very, very, very large verdicts.

SPEAKER 14 : 19:44

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan & Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

SPEAKER 15 : 19:49

Probably the easiest way is dialing Pound Law. That’s Pound 529 from your cell phone. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.

SPEAKER 14 : 19:59

Dan Morgan from Morgan & Morgan, America’s largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.

SPEAKER 15 : 20:03

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SPEAKER 07 : 20:07

And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It’s time for Dana’s Quick Five.

SPEAKER 02 : 20:13

All right. So apparently global housing bubble. We have these headlines every day is about to burst. It’s the same thing as it was yesterday. Blah, blah, blah. U.S. Bank shelved 20 billion dollars. I’m so tired of these headlines because it’s all like fear mongering. I’m not even going to repeat it. It’s a bunch of fear mongering nonsense. You know it is. They want you to think that everybody’s miserable and the world is going to end. So they force you into making a decision out of necessity and limit your choices. And I’m just not going to go along with it. I’m so tired of it. You know why I woke up this morning and that’s all I saw? I get it. Times are tough. Inflation’s bad. We need it to work better and Republicans need to kind of kick more ass. I get it. But at the same time, you are being played into thinking that you have no other choices except the ones that they give you. So that’s why I get very hostile towards this stuff. Like this one. Banks are shelving $20 billion bailout plan for Argentina. Now, Cain, we had a whole segment on this with Carol. It is not a bailout. I understand it. Carol Roth, who is very libertarian when it comes to money and investing, also disagrees with us. They’re discussing a smaller short term way to help Argentina make this four billion dollar debt payment in January. Well, they lower taxes and they stop spending and they’re pulling in, you know, they’re reining everything in. I get it. a main mom is challenging a court order forbidding her to take her daughter to church because the girl’s father who is a piece of meat slop who never married her mother says it’s causing her psychological harm the father sounds like the male version of Carrie’s mother from the movie Carrie this guy got a court order so that he could stop his 12 year old girl from going to church with her mother and it’s not like you know it’s like some kind of crazy cult church it was just a regular church And the dad, the dad, he sounds pretty abusive. I would say that all of the psychological problems. I mean, if the dad’s refused to marry the mommy, he sleeps with the mother, gets her pregnant, refuses to do the honorable thing to step up and marry her. And now he’s trying to abusively control her after. No, no, thanks. No, thanks. That’s how feminists are born, by the way. Progressive males like that. A police chopper was forced to take emergency evasive action because it was targeted by a UFO over a U.S. airbase. Now, there’s more and more stories of people coming out saying that they see these things near like nuclear facilities or military installations. This one in particular was a U.S. military base in England around Lakenheath. And they said that it came close. This thing, this craft came close to colliding with the chopper midair. The way that they described it, their National Police Air Service over there, was that it was targeted, like the chopper was targeted by this thing. So this they had all these reports about drones and all this stuff reaching. This is, you know, we’re talking about this with U.S. military air bases in Jersey. Was it a drone? They didn’t seem to identify it as a drone. It could be, though. I mean, if it’s still technically an unidentified flying object, it doesn’t necessarily make it, you know, extraterrestrial. But I don’t know. Well, they’re going to find out, you know. Speaking of aliens, an experimental airship was seen floating over San Francisco. But a lot of people said it was an alien ship. I don’t think aliens are. You know why it’s not an alien ship? First off, it looks like a blimp. Number one, that’s what it looks like. Number two, no alien’s going to go to San Francisco. There’s no alien that’s going to look at San Francisco and say, I think I need to go there. Unless their entire planet is powered on feces and needles. There’s the blimp. Juan’s showing you the blimp right now. That’s not an alien spacecraft. Have these people never looked up? I mean, it’s the tech capital of the world, so maybe they haven’t. Maybe they just they just need to go out and touch grass. Who knows? But that’s that’s pretty unbelievable. I don’t know. I still I wish it was aliens, although maybe they’re going to do us a favor and target. Oh, Eric Swalwell’s also announced he’s running for governor. He entered the governor’s race along with 20 million other Democrats. All of whom are more equally ridiculous than the other. He’s been in Congress seven terms now. He represents the Bay Area. He announced it on Jimmy Kimmel. He went on Jimmy Kimmel to announce it. So nobody saw it. That’s why it’s news to you today. There was a… I saw this list from this chick on social media. And… I thought this was interesting. There was a lot of responses to it. She wrote a list, green flags in a man’s apartment. So this means that this is a good – if you’re at a man’s apartment and you’re considering him for a relationship, these things you should look at as a green flag. And she listed 11 things. Quote, expensive candles, nice hand soap, actual toilet paper, not a single ply situation, no clothes on the floor, no dishes in the sink, uses face wash – sorry, wash – owns a hairbrush plants that are alive wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar clean sheets that smell like detergent and more than two things in the fridge and nothing expired and one of the comments was apparently your type is my gay uncle when I first met my husband he had nothing In his apartment. It was like his grandmother’s inherited furniture that looked like it was never used. He had like and dish and bowl and cup. And then I was most the thing that really stuck out to me, though, he had like he didn’t have a scented candle because he wasn’t gay. Sorry if you guys do. I can’t has one, but I gave it to him as a housewarming gift because it was comically huge.

SPEAKER 07 : 26:04

That’s the only reason I have that one on the list.

SPEAKER 02 : 26:06

Yes, that’s because a woman gave it to you. So that’s OK. But he had – it’s just like the – you know the soft soap that’s like at a grocery store, right? The soft – it’s literally called that, right? Just soft soap. It’s clear soap. It has a pump. So I guess one time they did a partnership with that PBS cartoon Arthur. the anteater and they put it on the soft soap, like the image of Arthur, the anteater on the soft soap. And so the first time I was at his apartment and I, you were going to a movie and I use his restroom and I went in and I saw the soap on the sink. And it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. Because here was this single dude that had, you know, the Arthur soap on the sink. And I just was dying laughing. I’m like, what man in his 20s? Like nothing. It was just hysterical. So I’m curious. What… you guys have do you have any of these things now can let me start with you because okay number one you have because you have a can you know what it’s funny because number two i have because of you you gave me the gift of that buff city soap yeah that’s really good so i have we gotta i gotta keep the gents like you know we gotta keep them topped up with the nice stuff here on the show right

SPEAKER 07 : 27:21

I’ve always had two-ply, never single-ply.

SPEAKER 02 : 27:23

Yeah, I feel like she doesn’t know men. Men, I feel like, are bougier on that kind of stuff than ladies.

SPEAKER 07 : 27:29

Yeah, nobody wants the thin stuff.

SPEAKER 02 : 27:31

Okay, yeah, nobody wants that.

SPEAKER 07 : 27:33

I use the stuff I used to paper houses with back in the day. Right. I do sometimes have clothes on the floor. Face wash, I don’t necessarily have a focused face wash. Yeah.

SPEAKER 02 : 27:45

And it can’t be a three-in-one bonus if it’s not three-in-one.

SPEAKER 07 : 27:47

I do own a hairbrush, but I also own a comb, and it’s mainly for my beard. It’s not for my head. Right. I don’t have any plants that are alive that I can think of. Right. I do have wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:02

Nice. There you go.

SPEAKER 07 : 28:03

Which is nice. And I do have clean sheets.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:04

There you go. So that means you’re like, yeah, those are good.

SPEAKER 07 : 28:06

And there’s probably things in my fridge that are expired.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:09

Yeah. I think everybody has that, especially if there’s more than one person living with you. Everybody has that. Yeah. Steve, do you own any kind of scented expensive candles?

SPEAKER 11 : 28:17

I did run through this list. I only have expensive candles because my mom works at Kirkland’s. We’ve talked about this.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:21

This is my favorite story that you guys don’t know of on the show. Like Steve’s mom is an OG, man.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:26

And so Kirkland took everything else. I don’t I’m pretty clean about dishes and clothes. I’m good about that. But like plant, I don’t have greenery in my apartment. I think that’s a flaw of mine. And I do clean my sheets. But then my fridge is a little weak. So a little bit half of your fridge is a little weak.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:41

Wait, you think not having a plant you just the way you describe that is a flaw of yours.

SPEAKER 11 : 28:45

Women do look for greenery in men’s apartments. That is a huge thing, especially in cities. I don’t know why. That’s the thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:52

Interesting. I don’t know how I feel about that. I don’t think you need it necessarily.

SPEAKER 07 : 28:56

I don’t even put up a Christmas tree anymore. It’s like I’m against it.

SPEAKER 02 : 28:59

Wow, interesting. Okay, Juan said he had… The good TP. No clothes on the floor. Why does that not surprise me? Juan is very particular from what we know of Juan. Juan’s very quiet. He’s very pure soul. But I also get the sense that like he brings his protein. He’s very, very particular. He owns a hairbrush and he has wine glasses that aren’t stolen from him. He’s got a lot of these things, the clean sheets and more than two things in the fridge. So, yeah. So, I mean, it sounds like. You know, these are all normal things. I wouldn’t judge a dude, a single dude on his own, if he had wine glasses that were stolen from a bar. I mean, my husband still has beer steins from Mississippi Nights that was on the landing that closed back in the day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we got some of those. We have to take them with us everywhere. Every time we moved halfway across the country, we had to take them with us. But, yeah, he had, like, nothing. Everything was, like… bizarre super clean to the most to almost where it was like did you just clean everything with bleach before i got here and he had the arthur hand soap that i will never forget that the arthur hand soap and it was hysterical um but he had nothing in his fridge nothing and uh but he had clean sheets and I don’t think he had any wine glasses at all.

SPEAKER 07 : 30:16

Also, sometimes I will have dishes in the sink. They won’t stay there too long, but that’s the temporary hold before the dishwasher gets started.

SPEAKER 02 : 30:24

I just think it’s funny that people were going, your type is my gay uncle, or some guys were like, I have no reason to own a brush, or like, men own combs. What is wrong with you? It’s hysterical, but it sounds like that. It almost seems like she’s describing a single woman’s apartment more than… So let me ask you guys real quick before we finish up this segment. What is give me like one or two red flag things in a woman’s house or apartment, single ladies abode that would like you where you’re like, oh, no.

SPEAKER 07 : 30:56

I don’t know.

SPEAKER 11 : 30:59

Pull out couch, a pull out couch. I don’t think people own those anymore.

SPEAKER 02 : 31:06

I would think if she has dolls or stuffed animals, that’s freaky. If she’s a grown person and she’s got dolls or stuffed animals. That’s a good point. I never looked at that. Remind me of that Friends episode where Ross dated a girl that had stuffed animals in her apartment and it was weird.

SPEAKER 07 : 31:19

Yeah, I never looked at that as any red flag. I don’t know. I don’t think about that. I think it’s just if you see it in the eyes, you know to stay away.

SPEAKER 02 : 31:28

You know to stay away.

SPEAKER 07 : 31:29

That’s the litmus.

SPEAKER 02 : 31:31

What about you, Steve? What’s a red flag for you?

SPEAKER 11 : 31:33

One time I hung out with a girl that had a pet bird in her bathroom and I never saw her again. That was the weirdest thing ever.

SPEAKER 02 : 31:41

A pet bird in her bathroom? It was so weird. What kind of bird? Could it talk?

SPEAKER 11 : 31:48

Yeah. Well, it didn’t like repeat what you said, but it was just why are you storing it in the bathroom? Like I’m using the bathroom.

SPEAKER 02 : 31:56

I am dead. Oh, my gosh. All right. And then, oh, want. I knew he was going to say this. Juan says a girl having a dirty bathroom is a pretty big red flag. I’d say that’s true. He’s right. He’s right. And I think dirty cars too. I cannot stand a dirty car. My car is like, I have nothing in my car except sunglasses.

SPEAKER 07 : 32:18

Even that middle console?

SPEAKER 02 : 32:19

Even the middle console. Nothing but sunglasses. I am hyper crazy about it.

SPEAKER 07 : 32:23

Because I think the middle console, when it’s filled with like three-year-old lipstick or something that’s melted several times over.

SPEAKER 02 : 32:29

No woman’s going to store lipstick. Unless it’s a trans man in her car, because that stuff melts. So Juan says, a girl having a dirty bathroom. I agree. That’s a pretty big, that’s a red, yeah, that’s a big time red flag.

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